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Abdul Lawal Badjal
[ This has been prettied up - the Lads often type as if the screen is 25 characters wide. ]
Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005
Subject: I NEED YOUR HELP
Dear Sir.
With due respect and humility, I write to you
irrespective of the fact that you don't know me.
I got your contact through your country's trade
journal
here in Cotonou Republic of Benin when I was making
inquiry
forforeign assistance
Can you care for me love me and take me as your blood
if so i will be happy in my life I got what you need
We are one
but they denied me naturally it may
interest you to know that I am Abdul Lawal Badjal a
university
student of calavi cotonou Rep of Benin calavi
I wonder why i was disown by the family of my
father that i was adopted by my father and the culture
did not allow me to stay in their family after the
news
was broken to me that my father involve in a motor
accident that claim his life and four others
From that very day i was rejected from the family
and i learn from my father that i was 16months old
when
my mother died
I went back to my school in Rep of Benin with the
little money l have with me two months later i receive
a message from my father's lawyer that my father have
$10.5m USD in a finance house here cotonou benin rep
here
which am the next of kin and he handed over all the
document to me
and advise me to keep away from the family and that i
should seek for
an international partiner who will assist me get this
money out of
this cotonou He make me to realise that throughly i
was adopted by
my father.
After l contact the finance house to confirm and
it is true and they are waiting fo me to come for the
collection
Please i will like you to come to my aid to help me
out of this problem for the collection of the
fund and to provide account for safe keeping of
the money for investment and to live africa and follow
you to live the rest of my live in your country
If you can help me i will give to you 15% of the
money and love you forever
Notice that you will sign agreement with me to avoid
future mis-understanding
Without hesitation upon the recieption of your reply i
will forward
your name as beneficiary to the Finance House ok
waiting your urgent reply
Thanks
REGARDS
Abdul Lawal Badjal
P/l Reply to the Email address below.
Email: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Friday, February 11, 2005
Hello, son
I am still wiping tears from my face after reading
your heartbreaking story. In my 76 years of life I
have never heard of such a tragic situation.
The reason I call you son is that I can barely write,
let alone pronounce, abdbadjal. If you don't mind, I
will call you Luke, which is my estranged son's name.
Your letter reminds me of his tragedy, perhaps I will
share it with you some day.
Please let me know how may I be of assistance. We are
here to help each other, and between your offer of 15%
of the money and your unconditional love, how can I
resist?
Sincerely,
Anakin
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005
Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your godly mind and for your good caring.
i will like you to know that i really need your help
because since the
family have rejected me out and i am here dieing in
benin rep ,i can
no long continue my study because no one to help me
out and the
finance house want me to provide my father foreign
pertiner for the
fund which i will like you to stand as my brother ,
father and
everything to help me out in move the fund out of the
finance house .
I will shall give you the parcentage as i mention in
my proposal and
for any expenses you will also have al least 5 %
again.
Sir, I need your help because as i am now, nothing
remain for me than
to continue pray to God and i need your help.
I will like you to give me some of this information in
other to submit
it to the finance house in other to sign and submit as
the beneficairy
and my father foreign pertiner.
1- Yout full name.
2- Your full address, contact information such as
phone and fax
number.
3- Any bank account that you will like the fund to be
transfer into.
Please sir,I will want you to know that those
information will allow
the bank to contact you for the transfer of the said
fund immediately.
l need your help.
Thanks
Abdul
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
[who now apparently wants to be called Anakin Skywalker]
Sent: Monday, February 14, 2005
Hello, Luke
I will do my best to take care of you. I would not
want another of my sons dieing far far away.
However, you must remember: my son's name is Luke, and
I expect you to use the same name. As I told you,
abdulbadjal is too complicated for me to remember.
Go ahead and give the bank my name and email address.
As soon as they contact me I will make sure they are a
legitimate bank with your best interests in mind.
There are dishonest bankers out there who might take
advantage of your lack of experience.
Yours,
Anakin Skywalker
[the Anakin thing apparently is no problem for the Lad]
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005
Dear Daddy
thanks for your Good Mind and GOD will always continue
to guide you
and bless you abundantly.
I will go to the bank tomorrow morning to get you the
form and the
relaese order oe to submit your contact in order for
the bank manager
to contact you directly but please daddy kindly copy
thebank message
for me to have it as refference.
I will like you to send me your phone number so i may
be able to
comminucate with you .
Thanks
Abdul
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Dear sir,
I only have a son and his name is Luke. I have no
business with anybody else.
Anakin Skywalker
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005
Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your email and i am your son Luke because
you promised to
call me that.
I am waiting to hear the confirmation of the bank
email because i have
submitted your emil .
Please daddy i want you to kindly help me out thanks
Luke
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Friday, February 18, 2005
Very good, son. I am glad we understand each other.v
I look forward to hear from your bank.
Your father,
Anakin
[ And here it comes - a mail from a "Bank" ! ]
Paul Rolland, The Banker
From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches"
[bankafri@accountant.com]
CC: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
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FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCEv
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK
OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62
Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com,
bankafric@accountant.com
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.
ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
Dear
This is to inform you of the submittion of your
contact ,by Mr Lawal Abdul Badjal who signed to us and
informed that we should immediately release the fund
in account n# 10-852359-542. belong to his father .
He also signed here that you are his father foreign
partner because it writen below that is only the
foreign partner have right to withdraw the fund in our
custody and you need to act fast in other to confirm
those information from your bank before start the
transfer.
Your bank name , telephone ,fax and swift code are
wait now.
Your
FullName:.................................................
Your
BankName:...............................................
ankAddress &
Contact:....................................................
Bank Swift
Code:........................................................
The charged to launch memorandium of handling-over
except bond of the funds in your account of
destination in your country in accordance with the
article COT/BJ/UNCXXII/15022(1993#01211/CAP.BJ/SWIFT
CODE AFRIBJBJ) by the system SWIFTNet FIX in credit
format Iso-15022 (600/800; A4) as programmed.
Our computers assure us following a perfect analysis
of give basic the said deposit account which the
discount is very possible time but you are officially
informed that complete registration of the account
recorded like the debited one in the authorisation as
follows ;
...No/10-852359-542. Code d'accs: Y033K
..RIB: 17
Code banque /AFRI/00356 transit # : AIB/001700229
is a blocked loan account for intact, then any
operation would be accessible only after an electronic
swift wire transfer . The tariffs to pay pay before
launch the transfer in to your bank account will be
given to you after we receive the information in other
to enable us to con firm from your bank.
We hope for your answer to forward to you the
neccessary documents in order to proceed the
transaction within a short time. You can contact us
with the service in line tel/+229- 204986 Fax/+229-
587662 for all information which you consider useful
BEST REGARDS
Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36
Remmittance department
Copyright 2004 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights
reserved.
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Dear Paul,
I received your message and its contents are duly
noted.
I am going to open a new international bank account
for the specific purposes of this transaction.
According to the bank officers, this account should be
fully operational in just a few days.
In the meantime, I will take advantage of your offer
to provide me with the information I consider useful.
Please send me the text of the article
COT/BJ/UNCXXII/15022(1993#01211/CAP.BJ/SWIFT CODE
AFRIBJBJ) by the system SWIFTNet FIX in credit format
Iso-15022 (600/800; A4), so I can familiarize myself
with its contents. Unfortunately, I only have the
text of the old ISO 7775 data dictionary-based message
standard, which was replaced by ISO-15022 as you
probably know. Since this one is actively supported
by ISSA, ISITC-IOA, G30), ECSDA, GSTPA, major ICSDs
and many domestic and cross-border securities
infrastructures, I firmly believe that is the way to
go.
Thanks in advance for your kind help. I will contact
you as soon as I have the bank account number.
Regards,
Anakin Skywalker
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005
Dear Daddy.
This is the email i received from the banker and i
will like you to
read and reply them bank.
Thanks
Your son
Luke
Note: forwarded message attached.
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Hello, Luke
I received the message from the bank. You should have
a copy of my reply to them.
I will contact you as soon as I have the new account
number.
May the force be with you,
Anakin Skywalker
Paul Rolland, The Banker Guy
From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches"
[bankafri@accountant.com}
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
Dear
We are here to confirm the received of your e-mail and
other necessary information you asked are the new ISO
in swift wire.
We are still waiting for your bank information in
order to allow us to verify from your bank.
It would be very important to inform you that before
announcing from the unit of mobilization of the funds,
the Head office of the fast ordering agent of AMERICAN
EXPRESS via the federal bank of reserves in the United
States NY 10007 New York, the fast activation of
credit and the placement of your funds in your bank
account as programmed on our pass-order SWIFTN et FIX
in format (600/800-A4) due to the code of transaction:
FIB/COT/PDR-XX/.............22/02/2005,
The department of foreign financial remittance and
Director of BANK BENIN Of AFrica asks you to send to
our accredited bank attorney (the address and name is
given later ) the amount of 2,750.00 Euros (Charge for
reactivation of the ex-account) within 7(seven) bank
working days as from next Monday to allow us to
transfer your fund to your bank account in your
country.
The fees will allowing us to wire your funds to
destination within a time minimum(2)days, maximum (3)
days of banking operation .
-Your personal fax number to publish you an official
receipt carrying the access pin code of recharge of
the funds in destination of your bank account for the
certification of currencies exportation as following
the transfer.
BEST REGARDS
Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36
Remmittance department
Copyright 2004 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights
reserved.
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Luke, this is your father.
I sense a disturbance in the force. Take a look at
this email I received yesterday.
You probably agree with me that this guy must be out
of his mind. He is asking me to send money to some
"accredited bank attorney" I have never heard about.
He even gives me a deadline of seven days, and does
not even have the proper name and address to send the
money!!!
The worst part is, he has not even explained me the
proper modalities, let alone the perfected modalities
of this case!!!! I am sorry, but he is not following
proper lad protocol, and will send no money until I
know exactly what is going on.
Let me know what do you think, you know I trust you
since you are my flesh, steel and blood.
Regards,
Anakin
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005
Subject: DADDY I NEED YOU
Dear Daddy.
Thanks for everything.
How are you over there? Hope your fine?
Daddy I want you to understand the banker did not want
to declare the
modalities as i think because you know how banker are
doing, banker
can never answer the question you asked daddy.
I want you to reply the bank and give him all the bank
information he
asked .
As you can see that banker operations change day by
day due to the
what going on in the world, i think that is the reason
why the banker
did not want to expose their modelities.
daddy concerning the payment that banker have informed
me already when
i went to the bank to submitted your informations and
he told me that
we have to pay the fees to enable them to operate the
transfer through
the old account , because Non residence account course
much money .
Sir, I belief the money he want us to pay is for the
account and some
little bank fees which you know more than l do.
Daddy as you can see that they have told you that the
fund will move
through US FUND mobilization and about the other bank
of american .
daddy i want you to reply the banker so it can give us
the name and
where to send the money he asked off. Remember that
benin rep is a
small country and i need your help because non person
are caring for
me here i am dieing due to liven and other thing like
feeding.
daddy please do try your possible best in helpinh me
out.
Thanks
Abdul
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Thursday, February 24, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: FOCUS!!!!
Who is this?
Anakin Skywalker
[ ah, Abdul did not say he was Luke ]
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005
From: Abdul badjal Lawal [abdbadjal1@yahoo.com]
Dear Daddy.
This is me Abdul badjal lawal your son luke.
i am wonder why you write me this.
Please i am waiting for you .
Thanks
Abdul
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005
Dear Dadday.
How are you doing?
I am waiting for the final say from you sir.
Thanks
Your's Luke
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Monday, February 28, 2005
Subject: Good news
Hello, Luke
I am glad to hear from you. Do not forget who you are
or you won't get any response from your father.
I just came from the bank. The manager assured me
that the new account will be ready this Wednesday.
Go back to the banker and tell him to explain me the
modalities of the case. Let him know that I am not
going to send any money unless I know exactly what I
am doing, and that is final. Also, I need a good
estimate of how much is this going to cost, so I can
plan my expenses in advance.
Your father,
Anakin Skywalker
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005
Dear Daddy.
The banker let me know that the modelities that they
will use is
TRASACTION CODE: SWIFT net FIX[MT 103-66 ISO 8859 XML]
That is the
only what the banker gave me.
that kindly reply the banker so he can explain to you
more thanks
Your's Luke
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Subject: BANK ACCOUNT
Hello, Paul
I got my new Special International Account today, with
the authorization to receive and send funds overseas.
Please let me know the exact procedure for the
transfer, as well as a COMPLETE list of all the fees
and other expenses involved. I need to have a family
meeting with my son Luke in order to proceed, and I
want to have all the information available to me.
Please respond as soon as possible, since time is of
the essence.
Regards,
Anakin Skywalker
Paul Rolland, The Banker
FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCE
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK
OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62
Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com,
bankafric@accountant.com
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.
ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
Dear
Confirmation of the received of your e-mail and here
is to inform you that your bank full details is highly
need to enable to complete the transfer information
and to send you the transfer programm immediately
after the payment.
As informed about the paymeny that you have to send
2,750.00 Euros (Charge for reactivation of the
ex-account) to our bank accreditted attorney through
western union.
Name: BENSON A. ANTHONY
Location: AKPAKPA COTONOU- BENIN REPUBLIQUE.
To allow his sign and approve the lagal transfer slip.
The New Special International Account will allow the
transfer to be more faster.
we need your full bank detials now.
BEST REGARDS
Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36
Remmittance department
©Copyright 2005 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights
reserved
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005
Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your Good work done.
GOD will bless you abundantly.
I want you to kindly forward the bank details to the
bank for the
transfer.
Thanks Daddy
Your's Son
Luke
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Monday, March 07, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: I NEED DETAILS
Hello, son
I will send him my bank account information as soon as
he complies with my request. So far he has kept me in
the dark, and that is not acceptable.
I am willing to help you, but I need to know how much
money is required. I consider this an investment, and
expect to get my money's worth out out it.
Please contact this banker and have him hurry up. I
will out of town next week, I have a family reunion on
Tatooine and I may be out of touch.
Regards,
Anakin Skywalker.
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005
Dear Daddy.
Thanks for everything daddy.
I have been to the bank and talk with the banker but
he told me that
to start the transfer , all the fees need is only the
amount given to
you .
Daddy I want you to try as much as you can so he can
start the
transfer immediately.
Thanks
Your's Luke
Paul Rolland, The Banker
From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches"
[bankafri@accountant.com]
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
---------------------------------
FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCE
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK
OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62
Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com,
bankafric@accountant.com
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.
ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
Dear
We have confirmed to you that all the fees you need to
pay to allow us to launch the memorendum of the
transfer is the 2750 euros .
We want you that we have start the programmer but we
wait to receive your bank details to allow us to telex
your bank for the transfer programmer.
kindly hurry up for the transfer.
BEST REGARDS
Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36
Remmittance department
©Copyright 2005 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights
reserved.
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Subject: ANSWER MY QUESTION
Hello Paul
I am afraid you are not answering my question. I do
not want to know the fees to "launch the memorendum of
the transfer", whatever that means. I need to know
the TOTAL amount of money I will need to have the fund
into my bank account, including all transfers, duties,
taxes, bribes, export fees, and other expenses.
Please send me a DETAILED estimate of all the costs
mentioned. I do not want any surprises.
Additionally, I need a timetable for the transfer. I
am tired of being kept in the dark. My son and I will
not be treated like this.
Finally, stop sending me messages in 36-point red
font.
I get it, you know how to write HTML messages, but it
is very annoying and hard to read. Please stick to
plain text.
Sincerely,
Anakin Skywalker
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: Re: I NEED DETAILS
Hello, Luke
You are young and unexperienced, not to mention hardly
the sharpest tack in the box. Please let me handle
this. This banker is telling you half truths. I am
asking him for the total cost of the transfer, not the
cost to start the transfer. Please read this five or
six times and you will understand the difference.
I have no problem getting a small sum such as 2750
Euros, but I am afraid that there may be other hidden
fees that will show later on. Still, it is a
reasonable price to pay for the 10.5 millions, but I
need to know in advance.
Your father,
Anakin
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005
Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your great word and i really understand you
because you
don't need any future problem with the banker.
Thanks and thanks GOD will continue bless you.
I will like you to please start the transfer now so
that we can know
all the necessary remain issue but i belief that
nothing will be left
after the transfer has be done.
Thanks for everything daddy
thanks
Your's Son
Luke
Paul Rolland, The Banker
[Note: the "bank manager" loves mixing different
fonts, sizes, and colors in his messages. He may
think it is professional in a Graceland sort of way,
but it is really annoying.]
From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches"
[bankafri@accountant.com]
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
---------------------------------
FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCE
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK
OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62
Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com,
bankafric@accountant.com
SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.
ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
Dear
This is to inform you that all the expensis you think
is may occur can not be occur the only thing that can
course another fees is the transfer charge which is
going be pay by both parties our office and you and
that will be done after your bank confirm that the
fund will arrive in your account and your bank manager
give you the date.
nothing again that will delay the transfer no bribe
fees or any duties fees.
kindly allow us to start this operation for your
benefit and kindly submit your bank details for the
refference.
BEST REGARDS
Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36
Remmittance department
© Copyright 2005 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights
reserved.
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
What part of "Use Plain Text" don't you understand?
Thank you,
Anakin Skywalker
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Hello, son
Thank you for your trust. I promise you won't be
disappointed.
Ignore the message I just sent that stupid bank
manager. I just told him to email me in plain text
like you do, it is very annoying to scroll through his
messages every time.
About business: I have contacted my good friend Yoda
about lending me the 2750 Euros we need. He should
get back to me soon. I am sure he will be very happy
to do so in exchange for part of the profits. Please
let me know what you think.
Your father,
Anakin Skywalker
Astonishingly, he's still trying.
Hi, there.
Here is a brief appearance by Mr. Yoda from... Benin?
Also, proof that your readership spans galaxies.
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005
abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your email and i want you to know that GOD
will help you
out for everything.
Daddy who is this YODA?
Where did he live?
Please Daddy Because i don't want to involue any body
from Cotonou
because they can thief or plan to do bad ,please
daddy.
Well i trust you and i know you can never tell him
everything because
Benin People are very bad .
Daddy i wait to hear the final says.
thanks
Your's Son
Luke
Paul Rolland, The Banker
From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches" [bankafri@accountant.com]
To: "Juan Perez"
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005
Subject: Re: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
---
Hello.
What is this you do?
Kindly do send me this any more.
Thanks
Paul
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
[written in technicolor fonts]
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
My Pleasure
This is the account information:
First Imp. Bank of Tattoine
Swift Code IRVTUS3N
FUR. CR. Swift Code JTBKLBBE
A/C No 3141592654
A/C NAME Vader Enterprises Inc.
I am still waiting for your information on the text of
the Article
COT/BJ/UNCXXII/15022(1993#01211/CAP.BJ/SWIFT CODE
AFRIBJBJ)
by the system SWIFTNet FIX in credit format
Iso-15022 (600/800;A4).
Please send it as soon as
possible.
Regards,
Anakin Skywalker
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Hi, son. I hope everything is going well.
I just sent the account details to the banker. As I
told you, I need a few days to get the money he is
requesting. Do you trust him? I am under the
impression that that guy is a snake trying to scam us.
Do not worry about Yoda. I believe his ancestors came
from Cotonou originally, but he has never been there.
As a matter of fact, he has been living in his own
little world for the past few years. I trust him
completely. As a matter of fact, here is the email he
sent me last night:
From: Yoda [yoda@xxxx.com]
To: Anakin Skywalker
Subject: RE: Hello old friend
Hmmm, money you want, eh? Unexpected this is.
Money. I got money. Interesting proposition you
make.
Details you will send me. Yes.
I will be out for a few days. I need to inspect a
construction project that is falling behind schedule
and squeeze a few throats over there. After that I
may take a quick trip to Alderaan, I've heard that
place blows. I will do my best to keep in touch, but
don't worry if you don't hear from me right away.
After all, we cannot do anything without Yoda's help.
Your father,
Anakin Skywalker
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005
Dear Daddy.
thanks for your email but i want you to please try as
much as you can
because time is waiting for nobody.
As a matter of fact you knows YODA and you trust him
but i don't know
him all i know is you only daddy.
Kindly try to fulfill the neccesarry information about
the transfer
this next week.
thanks
Your's Son
Luke.
Paul Rolland, The Banker
From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches"
[bankafri@accountant.com]
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
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ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.
WE RECEI9VED YOUR BANK DETAILS AND WAITING FOR THE
FEES TO ENABLE US TO LAUNCH THE TRANSFER PROGRAMMER TO
YOUR BANK FOR CONFIRMATION.
KINDLY SEND THE FEES TO THE NAME AND ADDRESS GIVEN TO
YOU.
Thanks
Regards
Mr Paul
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Thursday, March 24, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: I'M BAAAACK!!
Hello, son
I just came back from my trip. I had some health
problems abroad, I will tell you the details later.
I just sent an email to Yoda about the money, and I
will contact you soon.
How is everything on your side?
Your father,
Anakin Skywalker
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005
Dear Daddy.
Happy esther and i was very surprised for your
actitude because l
never belief that you can do so with all confidence i
have in you take
you like a father, you now take all my email and what
the bank wrote
to you to create a webside as a scan .
Well i never know you're that kind of man, You're
untrust man .
I don't think you're what you called your self.
I know that you are bad person.
Thanks
Luke
[Interestingly, he still calls himself Luke. I'll try
to keep going...]
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Monday, March 28, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: I AM VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED
Hello, son
I am deeply hurt by your email. Is this how they
teach you proper respect for your father? I don't
know what do you mean. What scan are you talking
about? Did someone scan my emails? Please explain as
soon as you can.
Believe me, you could not have chosen a worst moment
to disrespect me. As I told you, I was involved in an
accident during my vacations, and I may need to use a
respirator to allow me to breathe.
This morning I got the transfer from Yoda's account
into mine, and I am ready to send the fees to the
banker. As soon as I receive your explanation and a
proper apology I will send the money.
Anakin Skywalker
Abdul Lawal Badjal
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005
Dear Daddy.
I received your email but still yet i am not happy
with you because
all the comunication i and you write you place it in
websit for people
to ready it and you also call it scan from africa why?
I never disrespect you but you made me made to your
mail because all
i thing you don't do it .
because you don't need to place my word inwebsit for
non reason.
well i am sorry if i insult you but it due to the bad
work made me do
so .
I will wait for your response inother to make me know
what to do
Thanks Your's Luke
Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker
Sent: Wednesday, March 30, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Hello, son
I am very disappointed for your lack of trust in your
father.
Even worse, I still don't know what are you talking
about. Please explain to me what is a "scan from
Africa". Is someone scanning your continent or
something like that? I have a scanner, but it is way
too small to scan Andorra, let alone Africa.
Please send me a clear explanation of what you mean by
these ridiculous accusations. I cannot help a
disrespectful and ungrateful son like you.
I shared my thoughts with your uncle Yoda, and he
agreed with me. He said "Careful you must be. Such a
son you want not. Scan of Africa? Hmmmpf"
The money he sent me will clear the bank this
afternoon. I hope you can convince mne that you are
still worth helping.
Regards,
Anakin Skywalker.
more to come is?
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