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bonlordoftornado: hi bonlordoftornado: my name is regis bonlordoftornado: whats yours? wizardofoz: hi mat bonlordoftornado: nice to meet you mat bonlordoftornado: i reside in nigeria bonlordoftornado: where do you reside? wizardofoz: austy bonlordoftornado: THAT MEANS AUSTRALIA? bonlordoftornado: RIGHT? wizardofoz: yep bonlordoftornado: OHHHHH bonlordoftornado: THE INTERNET MAKES THE WORLD SO SMALL bonlordoftornado: HMNNNNN bonlordoftornado: YOU TRYING bonlordoftornado: SHIT bonlordoftornado: SO MAT bonlordoftornado: WHAT YOU DO FOR LIVING? wizardofoz: student bonlordoftornado: OK bonlordoftornado: SO WHATS LIFE LIKE IN AUST wizardofoz: hot bonlordoftornado: HOT? bonlordoftornado: MEN bonlordoftornado: THATS SERIOUS bonlordoftornado: MEN bonlordoftornado: MAKE A MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! bonlordoftornado: YOO TOO MUCH BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!! bonlordoftornado: make your move bonlordoftornado: are you still there playing? wizardofoz: sorry wizardofoz: went to get a drink bonlordoftornado: ok bonlordoftornado: so what kind of life style do you live bonlordoftornado: are you a hussler or some rich kid? wizardofoz: student bonlordoftornado: i know wizardofoz: living on the poverty line wizardofoz: or defining it bonlordoftornado: no way bonlordoftornado: there aint no poverty in australia wizardofoz: there is wizardofoz: im it bonlordoftornado: lol bonlordoftornado: you're it? bonlordoftornado: how could you be poverty? wizardofoz: easy no assets no money lots of debts bonlordoftornado: lol bonlordoftornado: why telling lies wizardofoz: its true bonlordoftornado: you still a student that lives fine wizardofoz: not fine bonlordoftornado: and why do you keep trashing me bonlordoftornado: do you hussle? wizardofoz: what does that mean wizardofoz: hussle bonlordoftornado: that mean do you do any form of illegal means to make money wizardofoz: im a law student wizardofoz: lol bonlordoftornado: yeah bonlordoftornado: if you say you are poverty bonlordoftornado: then how do you afford to go to school? wizardofoz: i borrowed money bonlordoftornado: this guy bonlordoftornado: why you deceiving an home boy wizardofoz: geez ur having a hard time believin what im saying wizardofoz: what do u do for a living bonlordoftornado: i'm a student but work as a DJ wizardofoz: ahh student 2 bonlordoftornado: yeah' wizardofoz: not a husler wizardofoz: lol wizardofoz: what r u studing bonlordoftornado: i'm in a military school bonlordoftornado: and i am hussling bonlordoftornado: i hussle and pay my own fees myself wizardofoz: suppose in nigeria its ok bonlordoftornado: no way bonlordoftornado: its illegal wizardofoz: lol dont get caught then bonlordoftornado: but a young guy like me just have to survive bonlordoftornado: ok!!!!!!!!!!!! wizardofoz: but then again if u do get caught u can bribe ur way out of it right bonlordoftornado: men bonlordoftornado: it doesnt work like that bonlordoftornado: you cant just bribe your way out bonlordoftornado: do you wanna hussle bonlordoftornado: the good thing about it is that you dont depend on your folks money wizardofoz: ok how do i do it then bonlordoftornado: THERE ARE LOTS OF WAYS TO THE WHOLE GAME wizardofoz: hmmm could do with some extra cash wizardofoz: for pizza and beer wizardofoz: but what if i get caught wizardofoz: ill be ruined wizardofoz: in aust u cant just bribe ur way out wizardofoz: u need lots of money bonlordoftornado: WELL bonlordoftornado: THAT AINT GONNA BE NO PROBLEM bonlordoftornado: CUZ YOU'LL BE DOING MONEY RUNZ bonlordoftornado: AND MONEY AINT GONNA BE NO PROBLEM wizardofoz: really bonlordoftornado: YEAH bonlordoftornado: CUZ I HAVE ACESS TO GET YOU CONFIRM CASHIER CHECKS bonlordoftornado: WHICH YOU COULD ALWAYS TAKE TO THE CASHING STORE TO HAVE THEM CASHED wizardofoz: hmmmm wizardofoz: sounds easy wizardofoz: whats the catch bonlordoftornado: YEAH bonlordoftornado: BUT NOT TOO EASY bonlordoftornado: YOU NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU CAN HAVE THE CHECKS CASHED UPON RECEIVING IT bonlordoftornado: CUZ YOU ARE NOT TO DEPOSIT IT IN THE BANK wizardofoz: That could be a problem then wizardofoz: i dont know where u can cash them wizardofoz: never had 2 bonlordoftornado: WOW bonlordoftornado: THAT AINT GONNA BE A PROBLEM bonlordoftornado: YOU COLUD FIND THE CLOSE ONES TO YOU THROUGH GOOGLE bonlordoftornado: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? wizardofoz: yeah wizardofoz: but what do u get out of it wizardofoz: i mean where do u get the cheques from bonlordoftornado: WELL wizardofoz: its not like they grow on trees wizardofoz: or do they in nigeria bonlordoftornado: MUMU bonlordoftornado: ANYWAY bonlordoftornado: THEY DONT OPONU bonlordoftornado: I GET TO ARRANGE DEM MYSELF bonlordoftornado: THEY ARE PRINTED HERE IN NIGERIA bonlordoftornado: CUZ WE HAVE CLIENTS OVER THERE THAT SEND DEM TO US bonlordoftornado: THEN WE REPRINT AND ISSUE IT OUT TO WHOM EVER wizardofoz: ohh i c wizardofoz: ok so i cash them and then i get to keep the money right wizardofoz: geez thats sounds like fun bonlordoftornado: NOT ALL bonlordoftornado: YOU DONT KEEP ALL wizardofoz: what i do all the work ..... wizardofoz: so i should keep all the money then bonlordoftornado: \NO YOU DONT bonlordoftornado: THE CHECK CAME FROM SOMEONE wizardofoz: i dont bonlordoftornado: AND HE WOULD WANT TO HAVE SOME OF THE CASH wizardofoz: ohh ok so how much do i get bonlordoftornado: %50 wizardofoz: geeez that sounds fair wizardofoz: but what if i want 80% wizardofoz: can we negotiate on how much i get wizardofoz: i mean im like the one taking all the risk wizardofoz: cashing the chuque bonlordoftornado: THATS FOR REAL bonlordoftornado: BUT WITHOUT THE GUY SENDING THE CHECK ,THEN THERE AINT NO GAIN wizardofoz: hmmm i c wizardofoz: but do u trust me wizardofoz: i mean i dont know u bonlordoftornado: WELL bonlordoftornado: THATS THE LAW OF THE GAME wizardofoz: i could just keep all of the meony bonlordoftornado: ITS ALL AN OPEN MIND DEAL wizardofoz: all for me and none for u bonlordoftornado: WE HAVE PEOPLE OVER THERE bonlordoftornado: I AM IN THE MILITARY bonlordoftornado: REMEMBER? wizardofoz: oh u have people wizardofoz: i c bonlordoftornado: YES OHHHHHHH wizardofoz: so do u have like a gun.... wizardofoz: is it a big one bonlordoftornado: NOT YET PERMITTED TO HAVE A GUN OF MINE bonlordoftornado: BUT WILL BE GETTING MY PERMIT BY APRIL wizardofoz: ok thats sound like fun wizardofoz: but do u have any other business opportunities bonlordoftornado: WELL bonlordoftornado: FOR INTERNATIONAL GUYS THAT AINT TOO MUCH A HUSSLER THAT THE OPNLY ONE bonlordoftornado: OR COULD YOU GET REAL AND GENUINE CREDIT CARD AND IT COMPLETE DETAILS? bonlordoftornado: THATS NOT YOURS wizardofoz: oohh credit card i like that wizardofoz: how does that work bonlordoftornado: THATS ONE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS THAT HAS LOTS OF POSSIBLE BENEFIT bonlordoftornado: THE POINT IS IF YOU CAN GET THEM? wizardofoz: oh so i have to get the credit card wizardofoz: where do i get it from bonlordoftornado: THATS WHY I SAID ITS FOR A CONFIRM AND REAL HUSSLER bonlordoftornado: YOU NEED TO HUSSLE IT OUT wizardofoz: geez im willing to learn wizardofoz: but ur not teaching me to well bonlordoftornado: OK SORRY bonlordoftornado: BUT MEANS TO GET IT AINT TO GOD FOR GOOD BOIZ bonlordoftornado: MOST OF THEM ARE STOLEN wizardofoz: ohhh i c wizardofoz: so i steal the credit card from somone wizardofoz: then what do i do bonlordoftornado: SO WHEN ITS STOLEN AND GIVEN TO US, WE USE IT TO PURCHASE STUFFS FROM THE INTERNET AND HAVE IT SHIPPED TO YOUR LOCATION bonlordoftornado: SO WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE ITEMS bonlordoftornado: BASED ON AGREEMENT, YOU GET TO KEEP YOURS AND SEND THE REMAINING TO US HERE IN NIGERIA wizardofoz: but why not ship it diectly to you wizardofoz: easier that way wizardofoz: and cheaper to wizardofoz: i mean i wont have to pay the postage and handling bonlordoftornado: NIGERIA IS A WELL KNOWN COUNTRY FOR SCAM bonlordoftornado: AND THESE MARKETERS DONT SHIP IT TO NIGERIA bonlordoftornado: ALSO bonlordoftornado: MONEY FOR STAMP COULD BE ARRANGED FROM THE ITEMS YOU RECEIVE bonlordoftornado: CUZ YOU COULD SELL FROM THE RECEIVED ITEMS TO ENABLE YOU GET FUNDS THEN SEND IT TO US HERE bonlordoftornado: IN THIS DEAL wizardofoz: all sounds to complicated to me bonlordoftornado: YEAH bonlordoftornado: IT IS wizardofoz: and how much do i get out of this deal bonlordoftornado: YOU DONT GET MONEY bonlordoftornado: \BUT THE GOOD WE SHIP wizardofoz: ohh i c wizardofoz: this is so complicated bonlordoftornado: BUT wizardofoz: im not really into the sophisticated hussling like u bonlordoftornado: WAIT wizardofoz: theres more..../\ bonlordoftornado: I KNOW bonlordoftornado: NOT REALLY bonlordoftornado: ON THE CHECK LEVEL bonlordoftornado: I COULD ARRANGE A LEVEL THAT WILL FAVOUR YOU BIG TIME bonlordoftornado: THIS TIME bonlordoftornado: WE WONT GIVE YOU JUST ANYCHECK bonlordoftornado: BUT A CHGECK THAT CARRIES A LARGE AMOUNT LIKE $10,000 bonlordoftornado: OR MORE bonlordoftornado: AND YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK TO DEPOSIT IT wizardofoz: oh ok wizardofoz: i could do that wizardofoz: so i get the cheque and depsoit it bonlordoftornado: YEAH wizardofoz: but i have to wait for it to clear bonlordoftornado: YES bonlordoftornado: AND IT WILL wizardofoz: this cheque is it drawn on a nigerian bank wizardofoz: or an australian one bonlordoftornado: NO bonlordoftornado: AN AUSTRALIAN BANK bonlordoftornado: THE CHECK WILL CARRY FUNDS IN AUS DOLLARS wizardofoz: which bank ? bonlordoftornado: IT COULD BE ANY bonlordoftornado: CUZ OUR CLIENTS OVER THERE COULD GET TO ISSUE IT FROM ANY TRUSTED BANK wizardofoz: oh ok wizardofoz: and i get to keep 80% right bonlordoftornado: NOOOOOOOO bonlordoftornado: YOU GET TO KEEP ALL bonlordoftornado: THE WHOLE OF THE $10,000 OR MORE bonlordoftornado: DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU CAN AFFORD wizardofoz: really kewl wizardofoz: hey what do u mean afford bonlordoftornado: YOU SEE bonlordoftornado: THIS ONE IS A SURE THING THAT YOU'LL GET YOUR FUNDS bonlordoftornado: SO bonlordoftornado: YOU ARE TO PAY FOR THE CHECK THAT OUR CLIENT WILL SEND TO YOU bonlordoftornado: BUT TO MAKE YOU FEEL ON THE SAFE SIDE AS WELL bonlordoftornado: YOU WILL BE SENDING THE FUNDS VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER wizardofoz: ohhh i c bonlordoftornado: BUT bonlordoftornado: TO ENABLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE SAFE AND WILL NOT BE LOOSING THE FUNDS UNTIL THE CHECK CLEARS THE BANK WHICH WILL NOT TAKE MORE THAN A WEEK bonlordoftornado: YOU'LL GET TO SEND THE FUNDS VIA WESTERN UNION AND YOU WILL NOT TELL US ANY OF THE DETAILS THAT WE WILL NEED TO KNOW BEFORE THEY CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO US wizardofoz: ohhhh thats a good idea wizardofoz: so how much are u going to send me bonlordoftornado: HOW MUCH CAN YOU AFFORD bonlordoftornado: TO ENABLE YOU RECEIVE A CHECK OF $10,000 YOU WILL NEED TO SEND THE SUM OF $400 wizardofoz: i duno wizardofoz: i dont have that kind of money i would have to borrow it bonlordoftornado: YOU CAN bonlordoftornado: AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'LL BE GAINING bonlordoftornado: FOR I MYSELF INTEND TO TRAVEL OUT OF NIGERIA AS SOON AS I COMPLETE MY MILITARY PROGRAMME bonlordoftornado: I WILL BE TRAVELLING TO IRELAND AND WILL ALSO BE GOING THERE TO DO THE SAME THING bonlordoftornado: AND ITS A SURE DEAL bonlordoftornado: AND ITS THE BEGGINNING OF A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE wizardofoz: i like this deal wizardofoz: ok so u send me some money so i can arrange for the loan wizardofoz: via western union bonlordoftornado: I? bonlordoftornado: I CANT DO THAT bonlordoftornado: ITS YOUR OWN GAIN bonlordoftornado: HOW DO I GET TO SEND YOU MONEY bonlordoftornado: IF ITS POSSIBLE FOR US TO GET A CLIENT HERE IN NIGERIA bonlordoftornado: I WONT BE NEEDING TO CONTACT ANYONE ON THE INTERNATIONAL FOR THIS LEVEL wizardofoz: i dont have any money wizardofoz: i can borrow it but i need money to make the application wizardofoz: if you send me some money via western union wizardofoz: i can borrow some money wizardofoz: and wire it back to you wizardofoz: no problems bonlordoftornado: WELL SORRY bonlordoftornado: BUT IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY wizardofoz: i cant help you then bonlordoftornado: YOU WANT TO BECOME RICH VIA MY INFLUENCE AND ALSO VIA MY SWEAT bonlordoftornado: IT NOT ME YOU ARE HELPING bonlordoftornado: BUT YOURSELF wizardofoz: im interested bonlordoftornado: CUZ I AM NOT THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO EVEN bonlordoftornado: KEEP THE FUNDS wizardofoz: but obviulsy you dont want to do the deal bonlordoftornado: I GET TO SEND IT TO THE CLIENT AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM THAT THE CHECK HAS CLEARED bonlordoftornado: SO I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN bonlordoftornado: BUT AT LEAST I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU MAKE IT bonlordoftornado: YOU GET TO THANK ME LATER wizardofoz: well if the client is in aust i can contact them directly bonlordoftornado: VIA ANY MEANS wizardofoz: whats there name wizardofoz: and contact details bonlordoftornado: THATS NOT POSSIBLE bonlordoftornado: ITS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL wizardofoz: geez your not being helpful bonlordoftornado: YOU COULD BE A SPY wizardofoz: oh so now u dont trust me is that it bonlordoftornado: I CANT REVEAL THERI DETALS TO YOU wizardofoz: well im insulted... bonlordoftornado: YOU CANT TRUST ANYONE wizardofoz: to sugest that im a spy bonlordoftornado: THIS LIFE IS A DANGER wizardofoz: i dont think i want to do business with someone like u bonlordoftornado: I DONT THINK I AM FORCING YOU TO bonlordoftornado: ITS YOUR CHOICE AND NOT MY BUSINESS wizardofoz: well the only thing holding this deal up is u bonlordoftornado: YOU ARE JUST THE FIRST FROM AUSTRALIA wizardofoz: i mean send me the money and i can make the loan applicaton wizardofoz: and get things underway wizardofoz: i need the cash... bonlordoftornado: BONE bonlordoftornado: YOU DONT bonlordoftornado: IF YOU DO YOU COULD FIND SOMEONE OVER THERE TO BORROW YOU bonlordoftornado: AT LEAST A FRIEND OR FAMILY bonlordoftornado: BUT YOU JUST WASTING MY LITTLE TIME wizardofoz: i cant tell them about this deal wizardofoz: this is supose to be secret right wizardofoz: i mean if i get caught ill be in a lot of trouble wizardofoz: hey ur not gona tell any 1 r u bonlordoftornado: YOU CANT GET CAUGHT bonlordoftornado: AND WHO DO I HAVE TO TELL bonlordoftornado: DO YOU HAVE TO TEL LTHEM B4 THEY LEND YOU JUST $400 wizardofoz: hey $400 is a lot of money to me wizardofoz: it doesnt grow on trees in aust wizardofoz: maybe it does in nigeria bonlordoftornado: OK OHHHHHHHHHHHH wizardofoz: if you can send me some money wizardofoz: as a sign of trust i can make the application to borrow the money wizardofoz: and send it back to you wizardofoz: and ill have your western union details bonlordoftornado: PLS bonlordoftornado: FORGET ABOUT IT wizardofoz: so u will be sure that you will get the money wizardofoz: its up to u bonlordoftornado: YOU JUST WASTING MY TIME wizardofoz: im trying to help you wizardofoz: hey im not the one who contacted you bonlordoftornado: NO I HAVE TOLD YOU HOW ITS DONE bonlordoftornado: AND ALL I WANNA PLAY IS SOME POOL wizardofoz: this is the way we do business in aust bonlordoftornado: SO LETS KEEP PLAYING wizardofoz: if you dont want to do business then its ok wizardofoz: its your loss not mine bonlordoftornado: WHO TOLD YOU I HAVE ANYTHING TO LOOSE wizardofoz: ok no problems deals off wizardofoz: was interested wizardofoz: but obviously ur just a time waster wizardofoz: u dont want to do business bonlordoftornado: LOL wizardofoz: very unprofessional you are bonlordoftornado: PLAY bonlordoftornado: AT LAST bonlordoftornado: I WIN bonlordoftornado: I AINT PLAYING NO MORE wizardofoz: about time wizardofoz: oh ok wizardofoz: well if you change ur mine wizardofoz: mind and want to do business bonlordoftornado: LOL wizardofoz: let me know bonlordoftornado: FORGET AVBOUT IT wizardofoz: would like to help you bonlordoftornado: THAT AINT GONNA HAPPEN bonlordoftornado: YOU AINT HELPING ,ME wizardofoz: i know your just not real about it bonlordoftornado: I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN wizardofoz: all talk no action bonlordoftornado: THE WHOLE 100% IS YOURS wizardofoz: its up to u --- bonlordoftornado has stopped playing Pool. --- wizardofoz: you know what u have to do bonlordoftornado: LOL bonlordoftornado: BYE bonlordoftornado: ]AND HAVE A NICE LIFE TIME wizardofoz: u 2 wizardofoz: thanks for the leasons wizardofoz: i think i learnt something wizardofoz: i might try it on someone else wizardofoz: hey how do u print the cheques wizardofoz: i could probably do that my self |