COMES TO YOU THIS DAY A SCAMMER

updated june 30

"Bernadette Devlin" (last seen in FOOLS RUSSIAN) is back with a Kingly tale:

Before I could go looking for a new scammer to play with, I got this lovely job offer in my e-mail. Lets see what the lads make of Gunslinger Roland Deschain, from Stephen King's Dark Tower series.

Starring
Andrew Taylor - Hiring Lad
vs.
Roland Deschain - defender of all that is right and true


Andrew Taylor

Received: from 81.199.132.187 ([81.199.132.187])

[Belonging to Gilat Satellite, an ISP serving many West African cybercafes. African businesses get a lot of their internet connectivity through satellite telecommunications resellers]


Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007
From: ANDREW TAYLOR <superfinerosetextileemp@yahoo.co.uk>
Reply-to: superfinerosetextileemp@gmail.com
To: undisclosed-recipients: ;
Subject: JOB OFFER/PROPOSAL

Superfinerose Textiles Company
23 Weston street,
walsall, WS1 4EQ
+447024070933
+447024080790
www.superfinerose.com

Dear Candidate,
In response to your Initial listing in the Job search directory ,we have offered you a place in our Part time/Work from home Job scheme. We are an International middle-man trading company with our corporate headquarters based in UK and liaison offices in 36 countries from across Europe, Africa and Northern America .Since establishment in 1974 we have done our business in Mainland Asia and Oceania, in 1990 we extended our Region of supplies due to continious demands to Northern America and Europe. The company produces various clothing materials, batiks, assorted fabrics and traditional costume which we have clients we supply weekly in the states .As a result of our competent records for treating customer demands and supplies customers have referred us to other possible clients and we have been receiving orders from Northern America, Europe And Australia-These are areas we classified as outside our reach initially.
1.0. WORK SCOPE: We discovered that since we started business in the USA and CANADA,we have been having problems getting payments from our customers as it was very uneasy for them to send payments to Asia even when they did, foreign checks will normally take at least 28 Working days to clear (this period will normally delay our business)We decided to start a regional office in Carlifornia. This office could not stand with handling all of the payments as the number of staffs could not meet the number of payments been received- hence we decided to hire individuals over the internet who will help us receive and process payments and then forward to any of our offices which we designate.
2.0. WHAT WE OFFER:
2.1.Flexible program: Two hours daily at your choice (Day time or Evening Time).
2.2. Work at Home: Check e-mails, going to the Bank-part time or full time ,professional contact team with very good support and Communication Skills.
2.3. Other Highlights: No selling Involved, No Kits to Buy, No Advance fees, We won't charge you anything.
3.0. SALARY AND WAGES:
3.1. You are entitled to a $450:00 Payment which will come in every two weeks, this amounts to a total of $900:00 Monthly.
3.2. Commission: 7% of every transaction succesfully processed-checks, money orders that is cashed instantly and forwarded to our designated offices with and outside the USA. "Cash In Hand" or "Cash at counter" is what we request this is to speed up our supply as we will not supply without receiving payments from our customers.
Example: If you receive a check of $1,000:00 your net Income is $70:00 and the balance of $930:00 Is forwarded to the company.
4.0. How to Forward Payments:
4.1. Once you have received and processed payments, you will be requested to forward payments via which ever method which we will instruct you to forward the payments through-sometimes via direct transfer to our accounts and some other times via Western Union or Money-Gram.
REMINDER:
(I)YOU WILL PROCESS 2-3 ORDERS PER DAY.
(II)THE MORE ORDERS YOU PROCESS AT A FASTER RATE,THE HIGHER YOU STAND TO EARN DAILY.
(III)THE MORE YOU PROCESS PAYMENTS FASTER THE HIGHER YOUR FIXED EARNINGS PER EVERY TWO WEEKS WILL GROW.
(IV)YOU MUST BE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE,WITH A US,UK,CANADIAN, AUSTRALIAN OR ITS EQUIVALENT CITIZENSHIP.
5.0. WHAT WE ASK: Two free hours daily not including weekends, Internet access for sending and receiving e-mails, available means of cashing money orders/checks at your bank using your existing bank account. If you meet these conditions all you have to do is make contact with us providing your mailing address, phone or fax numbers (for contact purposes) using the contact informations as set below and we'll respond to you within 24-48 Hours with our contract of agreement as well as how to begin work with us.

SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILE COMPANY
Contact Person: ANDREW TAYLOR
Website:www.superfinerose.com
E-mail:superfinerosetextileemp@gmail.com
superfinerosetextileemp@rediffmail.com
superfinerosetextileemp@yahoo.com
Phone Number: +447024070933
+447024080790
Time: 24 Hours daily by e-mail

We will never ask you for anything more then that, no bank names, no bank account number, routing number, credit card, passwords, ssn # etc. If anyone asks for those on our behalf please do not give out this info. This is to ensure your security and non involvement in cases of Identity Theft.

Thanks,
ANDREW TAYLOR
Hiring Coordinator, Human Resources
SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILE COMPANY
Tel: +447024070933
+447024080790

[A standard Job Scam letter. But you knew that. Superfinerose.com offers a contact number in Seoul, South Korea. Good pick. Who's gonna call Seoul?

There are several variations on this scam. In the first, you are sent a bogus check, and are asked to send the 'hiring' party a money order for most of that amount. By the time you find out the check is bogus, you've lost your money. In a second variation, the check is real but the payee altered. You are being used to cash a stolen check. In a third variation, the check is real and you are being used to launder money. In another, the scammers use stolen credit card information to order goods which they then have delivered to you. You ship the goods onward to the scammers.]


Roland Deschain

Dear Andy Taylor:

Comes to you this day Roland Deschain, Of Gilead that was. Long days and pleasant nights to you, Sai. I have never been in the cloth business before, I deal in lead. But my grow bag is empty. and I could use some cash. Funeral expenses alone have drained my gunna, say big big. yer bugger!
As long as you understand, I seek to gain the dark tower, and eventually I must move on from here and seek my destiny in end world. I will work for you if you can answer 3 questions.
Do you see me for what I am, and open to me, as I will to you?
Do you seek my aid and succor?
Do you think the Bo Sox will win the world series again?
Pray answer me soon for the world is moving on and being round, I roll as I do. If I'm off in the todash somewhere, My assistant Mr. Bango Skank will forward your mails to me.

Long Live The White,

Roland Deschain
Line of Eld


Andrew Taylor

SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILES COMPANY

AGENCY AGREEMENT FOR ROLAND DESCHAIN

THIS AGREEMENT is made this 24th Day of June 2007, SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILES COMPANY,23 weston street,walsall, WS1 4EQ , hereinafter called "The Principal" of one part, hereinafter called" The Agent of the second part.

WHEREAS
The Agent is the sole Agent to the principal in respect of business concern afore-mentioned in paragraph (1 )above.
WHEREBY IT IS AGREED as follows:-

(a)The Principal has appointed the Agent as sole Agent represent its business interest in the USA And NORTH AMERICA

(b)It is the sole responsibility of the Agent to receive payment claims and customer's indebtedness to the Principal.

(c)The Agent shall be entitled to Seven percent (7%) of proceeds of claims and indebtedness due and payable to Principal. The agent will deduct his 7% commission before the funds are transfer and will transfer the balance sum (93%) through western union or money gram money transfer.

(d)This contract shall span a period of six months renewable after the expiration of this term by mutual consent.

(e)The Principal shall retain the Agent exclusively as his sole Agent upon expiration of the term referred to paragraph (d) above and based principally on satisfaction of the efforts made by the Agent in receive payment claims and/or distribution and sales of our materials.

NAME.............
ADDRESS...........
(A valid street address is required p.o box not applicable)

PHONE ...........
CELL ...........
AGE ...........
GENDER............
M.STATUS............
COUNTRY...........
STATE ...........
CITY...............
ZIPCODE...........

Superfinerose Textiles Company
23 weston street,
walsall, WS1 4EQ
+447024069125
+447024080790
www.superfinerose.com
emails:superfinerosetextileemp@gmail.com
superfinerosetextileemp@rediffmail.com
superfinerosetextileemp@yahoo.com

ANDREW TAYLOR
.......................................
for Principal.

.......................................
AGENT


Roland Deschain

Dear Mr. Taylor,

You have forgotten the face of your father, Maggot. I asked you to answer me these questions three, then we will see what we shall see.
1. Do you see me for who and what I am, and open to me, as I do to you?
2. Do you seek my aid and succor?
3. Which is better, a Takuro spirit, or a Ford Mustang?
When I saw all the questions you had for me, I almost spilled my Nozz-a-la! Stop jabbering at me like a retarded BillyBumbler and make sense, man!
What job are you offering me? Would you also consider hiring my friends, Eddie and Susannah? and Jake and Oy?
I must know for a fact that your company is in no way associated with either LaMerk industries, Positronics, or the Sombra Corp. These companies do not serve the way of the beam.
I am willing to travel, possibly to Lud or the outer baronies. Please advise soonest, for your fathers sake!


Yours, Roland Deschain


june 30 update

Roland has asked that his friends be hired, as well, and has sent their (real, they're mine lol) email addresses to SuperFineRose, In the books, there is a wild rose growing on a vacant lot in NYC that is a holy thing, it has the power to heal, and to draw people to it to protect it. The address Roland gave is Stephen Kings publisher in Bangor, I hope he doesn't mind getting some mail for Roland, hee hee!


Andrew Taylor

Hello,
You can also inform your friend to apply for job offer has well give them the company email they should read the job proposal i sent you before and they should also filled the staff data form.
They should forward the details vua email to superfinerosetextileeemp@yahoo.com
Looking forward to hear from you.
God Bless
Andrew Taylor


Roland Deschain

Dear Andy.

I once knew a robot with that name, cozening bastard that he was. I cannot believe my eyes! Gods, the name of your company is super fine ROSE. Be you knowing of the rose that grew on 2nd ave in New York?

The name of your company has convinced me that ka, my destiny, wants me to work with you, and welcome you to my Tet.

I hope I will not have to travel to New york, last time one of mine went hence he was almost run over by a tack-see. Its hellacious noisy, not to mention lousy with vampires and the vagrant dead. I prefer a campfire on the open prairie and the warble of a distant thinny.

I have shown my friends your job proposal, and all of us accept your terms and would work for you if you would have us, dear.

I hope it will not be a problem that Jake is only 12 and Oy is not exactly human (He does talk though, as do most bumblers, be they tame) I would hate to think you would discriminate, also Susannah Dean is a legless black lady with multiple personalities, so she should put you right with fair hiring practices all by herself!

We all carry hard calibers. excepting for Oy, of course, him being without thumbs. (although I am missing one myself, Gods damned lobstrosities! It doesn't pay to sleep on the beach, cully!)

so what to we do first? shall all of us fill out one of those form things? You certainly waste a lot of paper on this level of the tower!

We are excited to begin our quest with the super fine rose.

I can show you fear in a handful of dust,
Roland Deschain
Line of Eld


Andrew Taylor

Hello Roland,
Thnaks for mailing me,i will like all of you to fill the form seperately and get it send back with their various email address as soon as you ready to work for our company.
Regards
Andrew Taylor


[Roland Deschain obligingly fills out the form]

SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILES COMPANY

AGENCY AGREEMENT FOR ROLAND DESCHAIN

THIS AGREEMENT is made this 24th Day of June 2007, SUPERFINEROSE TEXTILES COMPANY,23 weston street,walsall, WS1 4EQ , hereinafter called "The Principal" of one part, hereinafter called" The Agent of the second part.
WHEREAS
blah blah blah
(e)The Principal shall retain the Agent exclusively as his sole Agent blah blah blah

NAME............. Roland Deschain
ADDRESS........... 49 Florida Ave
(A valid street address is required p.o box not applicable)

PHONE ........... 404-972-9034 (this be my only phone, sometimes it doesn't work, if i'm between worlds. if it do ya fine.
CELL ........... same
AGE ........... 1045
GENDER............ male
M.STATUS............ single
COUNTRY........... USA
STATE ...........Maine
CITY............... Bangor
ZIPCODE........... 04401

Superfinerose Textiles Company
23 weston street,
walsall, WS1 4EQ
+447024069125
+447024080790
www.superfinerose.com
emails:superfinerosetextileemp@gmail.com
superfinerosetextileemp@rediffmail.com
superfinerosetextileemp@yahoo.com

ANDREW TAYLOR .......................................
for Principal.

.......................................
AGENT


Roland Deschain

DEAR ANDY:

HERE BE THE EMAIL ADDRESSES OF MY FRIENDS:

JAKE CHAMBERS: xxxx@xxxxxxxxxx.xxx
Eddie & Susannah Dean (Mr&Mrs) xxxx@xxxxxxxxxx.xxx
Oy of Midworld OyNineteen@xxxxxxx-xxxx.xx

Please send them applications too, we come one for all and all for one.

Oh Discordia,
Roland Deschain
Dihn of the Ka-Tet of Nineteen

[More to come?]