yes

i can wait- - and i have to go pee

hold on

i am downloading it

my pc is running slow, it might take a while- - meanwile i shall try and send you mine

i am uploading my photo to send you

it is me in a dress- - i seldom wear them

still uploading- - i told you, it is running a tad slow

i did see your new pictre- - it is a better one thank you

it is going ever so slow..

let me send that one tomorrow- - and allow me to see if i can find another one for right now

were you born in a cave? we women like to get to know a man better

maybe things are different in nigeria and dubai, but this here is australia

all i am saying is that these things take time if indeed they do work out

are you there?

because I don't- - that is why

there does not have to be a reason for everything

easy- - - love and trust

and trust includes honesty

i always keep an eye on things and fence them off

besides, cuddles eats 2 rabbits a week- - well fed

so as i previously asked- - what are YOUR prerequisites in a relationship?

are you there?

ok, well i have a nice wallaby stew to cook anyway. bye for now

wherefore art thou romeo

tell me why you need someone and what you want out of it

that is what 'prerequisites' means, in case you lost your dictionary

going once...

3 goings and i am gone..

why WHAT? ? I am sitting here and waiting for you to explain what you want and need in a relationship and all you can say is ""cos i need someone'..You sound as happy about it as a funeral director...Now start telling me your feelings...

This is your BIG MOMENT! If we are to succeed together, then you had better start telling me what you want and need in a relationship..I told you what I want.

so let's hear it.

going once...

simple question- - what kind of man are you? hard working? ambitious? like tv a whole lot? things like that...

can you cook? drive a car? run a tractor? swim a full pool length?

it is THESE sort of things that I would like to know..But I should not be asking, you should be telling..The loudest and best rooster gets the hen, remember.

i see..well marriage is a lot like a pair of new shoes..you can talk about the shoes- - and marriage - - but until it is tried out then you really haver no idea.

have no idea

I was married many years ago.

yes i was

but he is dead

crashed his hog at itchybum corners..

hog- - harley- davidson motorbyke

yes, at least Tessio went out as he would have wanted- - a little splattered on the pavement, but on his hog to the end..

we buried what was left of him with his hog.

you sure must wow the women with such witty conversation..

your enthusiasm lever runs the entire gamut from A to B.

enthusiasm level, that is..A lever might pry more talk from a stone..

is THIS what married life with you would be like? you with a can of beer watching the telly and saying 'yes dear' and 'okay'...well?

once i'm gone i'm gone forever- -

will you start saying more than that ? ? i might as well watch paint dry

going once- - you get to 3

still waiting

i did not say that i did not believe you..

mainly because you really haven't told me much about you at all..just that you like to cook..you said nothing else about that..Any other man might try and say WHAT he likes to cook and such....You are not doing a very good job of impressing me.

shape up or ship ,out, as they say

going once and three quarters..

going twice

third time and i will be gone forever..

My specialty is roast emu drumsticks (real big ones) and echidna with stuffing.

a contrator in dubai- - you said that- - and here is more startling amazing news- - water is wet!

i have construed that you work in constrution.

You are no longer signed into Chat

I am back

well if you wee here i would expect you to pay half the monthly bills- - about $3000AU a month

that would be the first thing

but there are no constrution jobs around here where I am

last thing that was constructed around these parts was the dingo fence

Australia

The southern Northern Terr, just east of WEST Australia

Dingo Flats be the name here

ok sent- - as you can plainly see it is quite sparse of populace here.

are you there?

those hills- - - I was told by Ralph Kramden of the Sydney Harbour Institute of Technology that those hills contain millions of dollars of uranium.

i was quoted a price to me of $100million AU

what is your bloody facsniation with Sydtown?

fascination, that is- - keep feeling fascination

the native peoples who have been here at least 50,000 years or more- - nobody knows

and i guess you have Sydville on you mind from that Mardi Gras there, yes?

we call it holiday here, not vacation

americans say vacation- - do you know any americans?

i could even see the Nigerian flag in one of your photos

green- white- green

me know about Nigeria? not a whole lot- - it's in OPEC, has pirates off the coast, Sade is a great singer, the capital is Abuja..

that's about all I know of Nigeria.

well the Olympics were here in 1956 and 2000..

we have no volcanoes

most sheep in the world

have you ever even been in snow?

waiting..

going twice and a quarter..

lot of fun stuff

do you swim?

hmmm..well we can fly kites, go fishing, look for gold,

or just stay indoors and make love like tasmanian devils

yes I am the main koala caretaker- - but there are a few people who work for me too- - i have Murry the echidna man, Raoul the pool boy, and others

but they leave here after 4pm

and work primarily on weekends..They are not here now today because it is a minor holiday here, Saint Abernathy's Day

how? well you are the world traveler.

ok- - are you going now? i should go, I have things to do- - like drive to the Try'n'Save to pick up some things ..

so perhaps we shall chat again, you have my email address. i really must go now

ok bye dear