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ORIGINAL UNSOLICITATED E-MAIL RECEIVED FROM AN INDIVIDUAL CALLING HIMSELF
MICHAEL. micheal kagame myckagame@yahoo.co.uk Feel free to write Michael! MICHAEL KAGAME DEAR SIR I WISH TO APPLAUD YOU ON THE EFFORT HAVE BEEN MAKING IN OTHER TO HELP ME AND MY MOTHER MARY KAGAME TO TRANSFER OUR FAMILY CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY. I AM THE ELDEST SON OF FORMER MINISTER FOR GOLD AND DIAMOND JOESEPH KAGAME. IN THE REPUBLIC OF GHANA.I WOULD WANT TO ELEVATE YOUR COURAGE, YOU HAVE TAKEN IN OTHER TO HELP MY FAMILY. ON THAT NOTE MY VERY SELF AND MOTHER THROUGH OUR LAWYERS RECOMMENDATIONS HAVE DECIDED TO USE YOUR NAME AS ONE OF OUR BENEFICIARY TO OUR PRECIOUS METAL CONSIGNMENT THAT IS DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY IN REPUBLIC OF GHANA. THE CONSIGNMENT WHICH IS TWO BOXES CONTAINING ALUVIAL OF GOLD AND DIAMOND. I WOULD WANT YOU TO INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS SO THAT WE CAN FASHION OUT A MEANS TO MOVE THIS CONSIGNMENT FROM GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY AND ORGANISE A SUITABLE MARKET FOR THE GOODS TO BE SOLD. I WOULD WANT YOU TO INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS SO THAT I CAN INSTRUCT THE SECURITY COMPANY TO CONTACT YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THE DOCUMENTS PROVING THE EXISTENCE OF THIS CONSIGNMENTS ARE ALL WITH ME. BEST REGARDS MICHEAL. I REPLY AS GLENN Michael, Please come to our offices to discuss the matter further. We are located at ***** ***** ***,(NOTE: address of the Federal Bureau of Investigation given) Seattle, WA 98104. You may ask for myself or anyone else on my Jersey to Texas Financial (JTTF) (NOTE JTTF is also the Joint Terrorism Task Force) Team. I would be most interested to get involved as soon as possible. Please inform me of any commissions provided by you for this service. You may contact me at your earliest possible availability. Please be careful of who you tell about this opportunity as some Americans may try to take advantage of you. Warmest regards to a bright and prosperous future. Glenn President JTTF I return to find several letters in my inbox. MICHAEL KAGAME Dear Glenn, I am touched by your advice and would wish to inform you that I will pray over your reactions and once my mind tells me to move ahead with you,I will then contact later in the day with my private box.For now,let us keep our fingers crossed and see what may happen. Please,I cannot travel out from my base because I am a refugee and I am leaving in the Camp with my mother.please if you can come down to Africa,please keep me informed and if you cannot come down to Africa,please tell me as well. I await your urgent response. Michael again mails me. MICHAEL Dear Glenn, I did inform you that I will pray and think over this transaction and I am happy to inform you that I now have the full confidence that you will help me and my mother to evacuate this said boxes. Sir I cannot come down to america and that is the more reason why I am soliciting for you help in this transaction.Talking about what you will gain,it will be enormus because you will be the one that will help and manage the money once it comes over to America.And I must have to ask you something;how possible with it for you to come down to Africa to see things for yourself? Once you have made up your mind please inform so that I will instruct my lawyer to make you the beneficiary of the luggage.And with this,I will forward to you all the necessary information required and please because of my refugee status,I cannot make movement to America Best Regards, Micheal. Impatient isn't he? MICHAEL Dear Glen, Please can you give me an update based on the last mail which I sent to you. Best Regards, Micheal GLENN Dearest Michael, I am so sorry that I was away from my computer for several days. I had a death in the family and was away for the funeral. It is good now that my aunt is with the Gods and we spread her ashes to the four winds after burning her body on a funeral pyre. It was a little difficult at first as the weather was a bit wet here. A good dose of diesel was applied and things went smoothly from there. Most of the body was consumed except for the lower left leg. I am still very sad about her death and your e-mail was a sign from the Gods that I am on the right path. I do wish to go ahead with the transaction. I again ask if there is a commission for the help that we will be providing. I have some big plans for some financial windfall. I pray daily that you are in good health and that the refugee camp is has clean water and sewage. Many diseases occur in such camps. I hope that your mother is well. Is there anything that I can send to you at the camp to help your woes. I am concerned that you may not be able to leave the camp to complete the transaction. Could our company help sponsor you to come to the United States? I look forward to hearing from you and should able to respond in a day or so. Until then our coven will hold a prayer session for you and will offer a sacrifice in your name. All my best, Glenn JTTF I write again just for fun. GLENN Michael, I just had a horrible vision about your plight in the refugee camp. Are you in Ghana or have you escaped to another country. My life partner and I may be able to fly to Africa to see you and to help. We both enjoy watching the animals on safari. Can we send you packages? Glenn MICHAEL Dear Glen, How can I thank you for your effort and humanitarian gesture so far.You have not met me in person and yet I seem to have known you for so many years.I wish the world is filled with your type.How lovely, wonderful and peacfully the place would have been!But alas,it is not so.It is filled with cruel and evil men who are seeknig whom to devour.But thank God your type are still around. Please accept my sincere sympathy over the death of your aunt.It is life! We cannot escape it and that is the more reason why we should live our life to the fullest.Bearing in mind that we all will die someday.So my friend,take heart for we should not grieve over the death.But rather we should think of how well we shall live our life.Knowing fully well that we shall all die someday. My dear friend,I thank you for your concern over my misfortune but I have always had this believe that all will be well someday.My mother is still in Budumburam Refugee Camp which is just west of of the town of Kosa about 30miles from Capital city Accra.The water supply to the Camp is inadequate and unrealiable,drying into mud during the dry season.We walk about 9km-10km to the nearest village just fetch clean water.Food supply are so irregular and often do not match it's requirements. More than 17000 people are packed into a brightly colured;overcrowded houses and sanitation is very poor leading to high incidence of diarrhoea and malaria.Presently I have ran away from there and have gone to a nearby country to see if I can see one of my relative who are in calabar in a refugee camp as well.I arrived Calabar yesterday after a two day journey.I do hope that here shall be ok more than Ghana.I am sensing it.I think that I will start menial jobs for now just to be feeding till I get something good and better. Please I shall give you the full information regarding the deposited family treasure and the contact you will use once i have settled down in Calabar.It is worth about 25million USDollars and you shall be the sole administrator of the fund once it has gotten into your country.Once you have the money in your account,I shall then come over with my mother to meet you.I really do not want us to start talking about what you will get and what you will not get at the end of the day.You shall adequately be compensated once you have the money in your account.Let us concentrate on getting the money across and then we shall talk about what you will get or not.But do you think that you shall be doing this for free?No my dear friend,once you have the money,I shall give you something that will make you want to help me the more on the investment of my fund.Let us put our hands together and see what could be done to make the transaction a success before we talk about what you will get and what you will not get. Please,I shall want your bank details and personal data for now so that I will direct them to African Union Reconciliation centre as thus; MR. PHILIP REIZEGER KONPART GMBH INT'L RECONCILIATOR AFRICAN UNION HEADQUARS EMPERO HAILE SELLASIE STREET ADDIS-ABABA, ETHIOPIA Please get back to me so that we will know exactly what we are to do for now. Best Regards, Micheal. He seems to care a little less now. MICHAEL Sir, I guess all is well.Please get back to me so that we can know what to do. Micheal GLENN Michael, I am so sorry that I have not replied to you in a day or so. It is so nice to chat with you on the e-mail. I am so depressed since my auntie died and our prayer meetings do not seem to help that much. But just the thought of helping you and your mother is such a wonderful blessing that the gods must be acting through you to help me out of the horrible depression that I have been feeling. I pray and perform sacrificial rites in your name and pray for your poor mother. If the water quality is bad and diarrhea is a problem we can use our contacts to send a shipment of bottled water and Pepto-Bismol to your mother's camp. My company is working on a project to build a parking garage near the Lekki Market in Lago, Nigeria. I am sure that we could get a good rate on shipping to send the water to Ghana. Our sponsor partner , the Faucet Water company said that they would donate an entire 40 foot container in hopes of expanding their customer base around the world. Water is such a precious commodity and their water is infused with herbs which bring on a euphoric feeling to all who drink it. Faucet Water just needs a point of contact at the refugee camp. I could oversee the shipment when I come to Lagos next month. If you could meet with me or my company's representative in Lagos, I could give you the banking information in person. I am not sure that e-mail is safe in African companies. Which account would you like me to use. My business account is available and regularly hold millions of dollars that we use throughout the world to finance major construction jobs. It is not uncommon for that account to transit millions of dollars a month. There is also my personal account which holds some what less money. And of course my churches account could take the money and there would be no interest by the tax police on that account as the church is a registered charity. You still have not told me what kind of fee I will be receiving but most agent fees are normally around 10% in the United States. If this is acceptable then we can continue our arrangement. If you could make it to Lagos, I will be at the Sheraton hotel the first night after I arrive on KLM airlines. The next night they have me at the Eko Hotel, but I am not sure where that is yet. I will check with our travel section. The dates are not finalized yet but I should have a few days free. How far is Calabar from Lagos? Is there a plane to Calabar or is Lagos the best bet? I am so excited about the parking structure. It is in anticipation to building the first Walmart store in Africa. Walmart is a national chain store that sells household goods, clothing and foods at reasonable prices. It is very popular in the United States. If you are able to reach Lagos, I am sure that a menial job would not be necessary as I am almost positive that I could get you a job at the new Walmart. I was unsure as to your directions about Mr. PHILIP REIZEGER. Who is he and why is he in Ethiopia. Could you please explain his role. Will I have to pay him a commission? For now please feel comforted in the thought that you are in our coven's prayers and that I think about you plight and you escape from imminent death and persecution in your home country. Please be careful and let me know about the water. There would be no charges to you and my company can write off the expenses as a charitable donation. Tax time is just around the corner and we need to give some money away so that our tax bill is less that last year. Your truly, Glenn All I have to do is give him my personal information. MICHAEL To tell you the truth Glen,I am really happy on the effort made so far at least in your great understanding of what i am going through.Please you have shown what a great and a true friend you have been.i appreciate that at least your concern shown so far. I have been running all my life since the war in my country;from my kinsmen and fathers friends.And I do not wish to run anymore.All that is required of you at this moment is the following i, your personal account. ii.bank details iii.phone number and fax number. This informations are required so that Konpart will see all he can do to help us to get the fund.Konpart has ben detailed by Attorney to help and once you have sent this informations to me,I will forward them to my Attorney who will now conatct Konpart to help.I have always told you to forget about your percentage but since you seems to be businesslike,I can comfortably tell you that a good percentage has been mapped out for you once this transaction has been adequately executed and there is no reason to doubt how much you will be paid.All the same,I think you will never get anything less that 20% if you will help in the movement of this money. About your coming to lagos next month,i shall be willing and excited to meet you in person and once you have gotten to lagos,please do tell me where and when to meet you but bear in mind that I will travel by land as there is no other means of leaving calabar except by public transport.I do believe that I will meet you but then you should as well think about the time frame in this transaction.Time is important and we should try everything humanly possible to see what we can do to avert any impending danger in this transaction. Please it is much more safer sending your details through email for now and once I have a phone number,I will let you know about it.Please your personal bank details,phone number and fax numbers are important in this transaction.Once I have them,Konpart will have them as well and will begin immedaitely to help us and he will now contact you.Please do bear in mind that you will be the one to help in the investment of this fund and your personal effort and help will never go down the drain.I assure that. I shall forward your mail to my mother and I will as well tell her how wonderful you have been. Best Regards, Micheal MICHAEL Dear Glenn, I do wish that all is well with you and your family.Please could you get back to me (based on the last maill which I replied)so that we can know exactly how we will be able to go about this transaction.My mother is getting better every day and she sends her sincere greetings. Happy sunday. Micheal GLENN Michael, I am doing OK. Thanks for your kind words. My aunts death has really got me depressed. Our coven met on Saturday night to hold prayer and to contact her departed spirit. We were successful in our deeds and she spoke to us from beyond. I know that it sounds strange that she would speak to us but it is true. I mean that there were no sounds in the air but I could hear her words in my head. I asked about what I should do to help you and your mother and my aunt answered that I should do all that I can to help you in your time of need and that good deeds bring their own reward. This was especially good news after my meeting with our vice president of finance, Melissa Hautebodi. When I asked her to prepare a document with our account information she hesitated and said that I was being scammed. I became a little irate and told her that you have behaved most honorably and that I was only giving the information to assist in the transaction, I was not going to give you a power of attorney. She insisted that she knew best but I am a good judge of character and even though we have not met face to face I am confident that we are on the right track and that the investment potential is great. My aunts words from beyond just make me feel that much more that we are doing the right thing. Melissa is preparing the documents as we speak. I will bring all the bank information with me on the trip to Lagos. It looks to be next week or the week after. I am trying to organize some projects for the parking garage Lekki Market deal. Can you image the first Walmart in Africa? It will be grand. I am not sure how long I will be in Lagos. So I am not sure I can get to where you are. If it is possible, we could meet in Lagos. How many days notice do you need? I am getting my documents in order now. Jean Pierre called yesterday from the Faucet Water Company and asked if we were interested in the water shipment. I said that I would talk to you to get the details of where the truck can make it's delivery. Is it possible to drive from Lagos to the refugee camp? Could I call you on the telephone to discuss this further. I know that telephone service must be sparse at best but it must be a real blessing to have a handy internet connection where ever you go. Let me know about the water. I am sorry if I am running on at the mouth but I am having a difficult time with my aunt's death. I know that it is all in the plan of life but it is hard to concentrate right now. The parking garage deal is a multi million dollar deal and it seems that I just don't have enough time in the day. At night our religious meetings and sacrifices keep me busy. We will pray for you and your mother and hope that our adventure together will help to get you to a safe place. Regards, Glenn I am almost family now. MICHAEL Dear Glenn, I have heard all you said and I thank you once more for the confidence and trust which you have reposed in me and I will like you to know that i will not do anything to jeopardise that trust. You said that you will be coming to Lagos nextweek or the upper one;I am so excited over the whole thing that sooner or later,i will stop running.I thank you for your kind effort made so far.God in his infinite mercies shall guide and protect you in all you do.I shall send an email to my mother telling her that you will soon be in Lagos before the end of the month.She is getting better everyday. Brother(If you don't mind my calling you that),all you need do is to tell me when and the hotel you logde in,I promise that i will try as much as possible to get there in person.You made mention of my getting a phone,that i would have loved to own one but it is unfortunate that I do not have any for now.I would have given you our Camp Commandants' but he will not oblige and I personally wouldn't want anything that will endanger this transaction.So i still suggest that for now,use the email to get in touch with me.But if you have anyother thing in mind,please let me know. Once you are in lagos,please inform and i will be there as soon as possible.You think alot about your dead aunt.You must have been quite close with her because if not,you wouldn't have been talking so much good about her eventhough she is dead.No wonder She still talks to you.Please take heart and do bear in mind that giveth and the Lord taketh.we shall all go someday.And that is the more reason why we should make hay while the sun shines. Please just tell me when you have arrived in Lagos and I promise that i will be there like I have said earlier on.Thank you for the Water;that was thoughful of you and you have gone a long way to think about how I might be faring with my mother.i really appreciate that. Take good care of yourself brother and think less of the dead. Best regards Micheal I decide to enlist some help from an American in Lagos to see if Michael will meet "Glenn". So I write to my friend that has a Lagos contact. GLENN "J", Going to need a place to meet in Lagos by next Friday or Saturday. It is time for "Glenn" to fly and make a deal. Attached is the latest news about Michael. "G". I get a reply from my friend we will call "J". "J" One of my guys from Lagos was here in DC for a quick trip...more on that when I see you. He took a copy of your 'summary' for the office back with him. We'll get some more Lagos specific details to your contact to seal the deal!! "J". "J" meets up with his buddy who is living in Lagos and "J" gives him a copy of my correspondence with Michael. The contact is going back to Lagos and may be willing to play along. The plan is to meet Michael in Lagos and see if we can arrange a little surprise for him. GLENN Michael, I am again glad to hear from you and of course call me brother. We are all brothers in this mixed up crazy place that is the third rock from the sun. Should be arriving in Lagos next week on Friday or Saturday. Still trying to get the Lufthansa flight. I will be at the Sheraton and then the Eko hotel. I am not sure of the date yet until I get the final flight arrangements made. Melissa prepared all of our documents for the transaction and I will bring them with me. She finally quit complaining when I promised her a raise. This should be easy to afford once I receive part of the transaction. She was so happy that she went out and bought a new Mercedes Benz sedan. She seems to think that I am awfully attractive now and wishes to see me outside the office. You may get to meet her if she decides to accompany me to Nigeria for the deal. Do you have a girlfriend? I will not have a lot of time in Lagos but if we can meet I can give you the documents at that time. How are you for cash money now? You said that you had to take a menial job. Our company could help you out and put you on the parking garage project payroll until our transaction is complete. Are you interested in coming to the United States and escaping the disease infested refugee camp? I spoke with Jean Pierre at the water company and he is ready. We can work out the details when I arrive and you can tell me where to ship it. It feels really good to be doing something positive for others. You and your mother remain in our coven's prayer circle. We sacrifice in your name 3 times a week. Are you religious? We are always looking for new converts. The healing power of faith is such a blessing that your kind words about my aunt have allowed me to move forward and not to dwell on her death. The police have captured her killers and found her missing jewelry and finger in their search of their small hut. At last I can find closure and solace in their eventual prosecution and torture. I hope that you are able to live a free man and not have to worry about the police sending you back to Ghana. I will write as soon as I land and hope that you can make it to Lagos in a day or two. I hope that we can complete this transaction quickly as I have a few plans for the financial windfall. I think that 20% may be a bit much and would understand if you think that it is too much for my small part in this adventure. Your brother, Glen Kerns President JTTF MICHAEL Dear Glen, sorry I have not been able to get back to you.I thank you for your concern over my family.I am happy with everything you have told me.God shall bless you. Please Do confirm to me the date of your arrival so that I will start making arrangement how to meet you in lagos.My mother has been sick but that should not bother you.God is absolute control.I have informed her on the extent we have gone and she is relieved. Please tell me how to come and see you in person when you get to Lagos.I hope you have been remembering me and my mother in your prayers.Please I await your reply and kiind gestures.The water can wait till we see in person. Best regards. Micheal As I am trying to work on the details of actually getting someone in Lagos to meet Michael, I keep getting E-Mails for details of my travel. MICHAEL Dear Glenn, You have still not communicated to me based on your trip to Nigeria.Please tell me exactly when and where you will be in Lagos so that I will know exactly when to to make my movement to Lagos. Besr Regards. Micheal Michael is a bit short don't you think? GLENN Michael, So sorry I have been busy making arrangements for my trip. I think that it will be next week now and I will let you know as soon as Melissa gets my tickets. I hope that you can hang on until then. Our coven will hold prayers on Saturday night and will sacrifice to you, your mother and our adventure together. I tell you truthfully brother that I am so excited to help you. The financial rewards will be great for us all and I am so confident that I bought cars and vacation trips for all my management staff. My staff are all so happy now. Melissa Hautebodi is still skeptical but I bought her a car also and now she believes. She is leaving her longtime boyfriend for me and will come to Lagos on my trip. She is 23 years old, tall dark and lovely. I mean you could look into her eyes are a litter further south and be lost in paradise. Do you understand me brother. An opportunity like this does not come easily. OK back to work as I must arrange a few things for the Lekki market project. I will be in contact Tuesday next and will contact you with the last of the details. Please take care and let me know how long it will take to get to Lagos. Your brother, Glenn Dear Glen, I await for your travelling schedule.Thank you for all your help so far.Once you are in Lagos,please get back to mwe with your details. Best regards Micheal The same day, Michael again asks about my travel MICHAEL Dear Glenn, please send your travelling informations so that i will know exactly how to meet you.you promised giving me information on your travelling scheduke and yet i have not heard from you.Please tell me when you would wish to make the journey. Micheal. I go for broke and make "flight" arrangements. The internet is a great way to backstop your story. So after a visit to KLM's website, I have flight dates and times ready for my trip to Lagos. GLENN Dearest Michael, Ms Hautebodi and I will be traveling to Lagos on February 22, 2004. We will be in Amsterdam for a few days and then we will wing it to Lagos. Any suggestions for clothing in Lagos? What is the weather like? What should Melissa wear? She likes to wear next to nothing and I do not want her to offend anyone in Nigeria. We are arriving on flight KL 587 arriving from Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam. The flight leaves at 12:20 and arrives at 18:55. We arrive at Murtala Muhammed Airport. I have all the documents. I will be bust for the parking garage/ Walmart project on Monday but I should be free on Tuesday or later. We don't leave until March 3, 2004 so I think that we shall finally meet next week. I really can't wait. It seems that we are long lost brothers. I thank you for your kind words about my aunt and I think that I have been able to trudge on and leave her tragic death behind. Now my thoughts are on Melissa. She is really something to look at. She went to our coven's meeting on Saturday night and participated in our rituals. She has taken to our religion with a fervor rarely seen in such a young woman. I only hope that it is true love and not some attempt to cash in on our business together. You should have seen her in her natural splendor spread over the pentacle. What a sight! We then sacrificed three times and took up a collection for you and your mother. Pray that our business in Lagos is profitable and that we can help alleviate some of your pain and suffering. The last few times you have E-Mailed me you seem so abrupt. Is everything going well for you? Please let me know how your mother is doing in the refugee camp. Regards, Glenn Michael's E-Mail is titled "I'm so excited". MICHAEL My Dearest Glenn, Thank you for your concern about my feelings.I really appreciate that and I d not know how to thank you.you lifted up my spirit with your words.I have been feeling rellybad of recent and I do not know why but thank you for your mail.It really lifted up my spirit. About what Ms Hautebodi, recent behaviour has been of recent,I feel that that should not in any way bother you because it is nature that women will always like to identify with the Rich.And of course,we will soon be made what God has planned for us.She can wear anything she feels like.Afterall it is women's world and Lagos is not a sharia state.Her clothing should be mild and not unecessarily shouting.Any good cloth will be preferable.The wheather,is a bit hot about here around 25,26 or 27 degrees and with this in mind,you should know exactly what to wear.but remember that you should not get naked. My mother is doing well for now and i pray that health remains the same.I sent a mail to her on Sunday and from all indicatios she is doing well for now. Please once you have reached Lagos,please inform me on how I will get to meet you in Lagos. My sincere regards to Ms Hautebodi and to you for your sincere trust and confidence so far.I pray that God in his infinite mercies to guide and protect you in all you do.Pray for us like I have been doingas well. Best Regards. Micheal GLENN Michael, Melissa and I are will be leaving today (Thursday) for Amsterdam. We will be there until Sunday when we leave for Lagos. I am still having to use my employee's E-Mail account as mine is on the fritz and has not been reliable. I hope that it works in Lagos. Is there a number where I can reach you if I am not able to E-Mail you? The office manager assures me that the E-Mail will work even if I have to dial up the account in the United States. We are so excited about meeting you and I wanted some assurance that the money will be forthcoming soon as I have run up some considerable debt, planning for this venture with you. Melissa's recreational drug use is costing me a pretty penny. Amsterdam should be great as she can get it almost anywhere. It will be one big party for several days and then off to work in Lagos. The parking lot deal is really coming together. Can you imagine what a boon to the economy that a Walmart will be for Nigeria. And then they will spread like and epidemic across the dark continent. Imagine a Walmart on every corner. It will be just like Starbucks in Seattle. By the way do Nigerians drink coffee? I got a friend in Seattle that knows a guy that is the second cousin of the guy that fixes the coffee machines for Starbucks. I think that I have an "in" for coffee export. Just a thought. OK Melissa is packed and we are off for the airport. I will try to e-mail you from Amsterdam. Give me a phone number if you can where I can contact you in Lagos. See you soon, Glenn MICHAEL Dear Glenn, once you have arrived Lagos,just tell me by witting.Wish you a successful flight to lagos devoid of terorists. Micheal MICHAEL Dear Glenn, I have not heard from you.Are you still in Amsterdam or have arrived Lagos?Please endeavour to get in touch with me once you have arrived.Spo that i will start making arrngements on how to leave Calabar enroute Lagos. Tell me more about your trip. Best regards micheal My virtual trip to Amsterdam is great, hope Michael likes our adventures. GLENN Michael, So glad to hear from you. We have not arrived yet in Lagos. We are still in Amsterdam. We had a little problem and cannot leave until Wednesday the 25th. I can tell you that I will happy to leave Amsterdam as soon as possible. The money I put up for Melissa's bail should pay for all the damages to the brothel and the injuries to the policeman's wife. Amsterdam was fun until Saturday night at around 11:23 pm when Melissa decided that we should partake of some of the local nightlife. Back home I would not normally get involved in intravenous drugs as it is frowned upon, however everything is legal in Amsterdam. I mean the women and the drugs, everything. I even saw a man and a small white poodle. Interesting but not my style. Melissa talked me into getting on the "horse" and "riding the white pony". What an experience that was. I handled it just fine but even though Melissa has been in preparation for this moment with mountains of blow, The "H" just didn't set well with her. It all ended very badly around 4:18 am Sunday morning when Melissa and I were returning from enjoyment of the local redlight district. Melissa is a "freak". She stumbled onto the street after tasting the nightlife and fell onto a blonde haired woman. A fight broke out and Melissa pushed the woman through a large plate glass window. Everything would have been ok except that the woman was the wife of a police captain that was on vacation. She was arrested and I hope that I can pick her up soon. I hope that this reaches you and that we will meet soon. I expect to be free after meetings about the parking garage on Thursday. Can we meet then? I can't wait to get to Lagos and leave this place and the memories behind. I am due for another dose so I will sign off now and send you another mail as soon as I can. You have been such a genuine friend through my times of trouble and I will always remember about your advice regarding my aunt. I have found a coven, which meets tonight in Amsterdam and we will pray and sacrifice for you and Melissa tonight. They seem like such nice people and I am bringing the chicken. It is a gracious gift. I pray that I am not to late and that our business can be concluded quickly as the money will come in handy. Your friend and brother, Glenn [We don't know why Amsterdam has this reputation...] MICHAEL Dear Glenn, this mail entered into my bulk mail foldr and I would have deleted it without reading it.It is really funny but tahnk God i saw your mail.Please in all you do,never get yourself into trouble cos it might cause a lot of damages for you and us that love and care for you. What did you actually said happened to melissa?Is she ok?Is everything alright?Please tell me is she in police custody if i may understand what you mean.Please once you have arrived Lagos.Let me and I will then have to come over to see you. Remember me in your prayer and never get yourself into trouble just because others are doing this and you would want to do that.I expect your reply and i do hope that it won't go into my bulk mail folder. Pray for me my friend and a brother. Take care fo yourself and Mellisa and please don't alow her to put you into trouble.Once we see,I hope you then expalin things to me more so that I can uderstand exactly what happened in Amsterdam.i hate drugs but I don't mind my friend's taking it at all ta least once in a while. Micheal GLENN Michael, Everything is going to be OK now. Sorry I have not gotten back you but I had to find a place where I could send an e-mail back to the JTTF office and get it to you. I paid a large bribe and got Melissa out of jail. She can not leave the country and they will arrest her if she gets on a plane at the airport. Luckily we met a Hausa family in Amsterdam and Oga Ali will fly us to Kano on his private plane. He was in Amsterdam to help out a family member who was in trouble in with the police in Amsterdam. He seemed very embarrassed that his nephew would get into the trouble. I am not sure what happened and I did not want to intrude. When I told him that I had to get to Lago for the Lekki market garage project he said that there was room on his plane. We have to go to Kano but he said that we could drive from there to Lagos. How far is that? I can explain more later about Melissa but for now, I can tell you that the woman's husband Captain Pers Mondrian of the Amsterdam National Police was not very happy about her assault by Melissa. I do not think that Melissa meant to throw her through the glass window, she just pushed her and the window gave way. The captain's wife went to the hospital for the night and was released the next day. She had some pretty serious cuts and the medical people had to apply a tourniquet to stop the bleeding of her left leg. I think that Melissa has learned a valuable lesson about drug use and prostitution. The religious members of the coven have helped tremendously and have helped raise the money for Melissa's bail. I will have to repay them after our business is concluded. I only hope that it is not too late. I will arrive in Lagos soon as we leave Sunday at 4:00 pm. I will stay with Oga Ali for the night and drive to Lagos. I am not sure if I will be able to contact you by email until I arrive in Lagos. I am not sure if I can send mail from Kano. I am hopeful that I can and the fact that there seems to be a convenient internet connection in refugee camps give me hope that I can find an internet cafˇ in Kano. Brother, I can tell you truthfully that I never should have tried the drugs in Amsterdam. I fear that it could become a habit and cloud my judgement. I think that I can get into a methadone treatment center when I return to the United States. For now I must ride the white horse until it is tired or I fall off. I hope that you understand me. I do pray for you and your mother. The coven's prayer session should be successful and that sacrificed to you and to me in our venture together. I can not wait to meet you and to conclude or business. I hope I have all the right documents for you, I forget if you want the information on the JTTF business account or my personal account. I brought both with me. Is there a telephone number I can call you? This would be helpful if I can not send mail from Kano. Otherwise it will be an e-mail from the hotel in Lagos. I have been assured that they will be able to help me. I hope to hear from you as I am a bit nervous and shaken up after this ordeal in Amsterdam. Melissa may be more trouble that she is worth but I can not just leave her behind to face the wrath of the National Police. Awaiting your reply, Glenn I come back after the weekend to check my E-Mail. MICHAEL Dear Glenn, I am quite touched and dismayed for all that happened to you and Mellisa.I hope she does not get into a big trouble.I shall pray for her so that she will not get herself into triuble anymore.Hope she learns her lesson. About reaching me on phone,I think that i did told you that it is not possible for me as at the moment.The one I would have used is not mine and I don't know when you will call and so there is no point giving you a number which is not mine.And for the security of this transaction,I don't think that a phone is needed for now.Once i have seen you,i shall then make arrngements on how to get a number of my own.So please let us make do with email.I shall wait for your mail by Sunday or Monday morning. Please I hope that Oga Ali takes care of you very well and does not get you into trouble.Please once you are free.just tell me when it will be possible for me to see you in Lagos.I cannot tell you exactly the distance between Kano and lagos.I think it is very far.Just take your time and do your thing your own way.Once you have given me your hotel and hotel room number,I shall try to make myself avalable at the earliest possible time. You personal Account should be preferable.Once I have them,I shall then forward them to the appropriate authorties who will now help us in this transaction.I hope to see you in Lagos soonest. i thank you for help,trust and confidence so far.I pray that God Almight shall strengthen you in all your endeavours.he shall guide you in all you do.Thank God you knew that drugs are no good for your health and there is no point going into it again for any reasons.Whether Marijuana or whatever thing you can think of.Please never try it again for any reson because my father used to tell me that both Drgus and Alchohol dulls the brain and it does one no good. I hope to see you in lagos by next week.Please leave all the contacts with which to contact you in lagos in my email and i shall contact you.Pray for Melissa.While I do same. take care of yourself.My mother is getting better.she sends her regards as well.I told her how wonderful you have been so far and I do that this union continues. Best Regards. Micheal. Michael seems so concerned for my welfare, I wonder what he will be like after he learns that our business relationship is not all it is cracked up to be. MICHAEL Dear Glenn, Please what is the update like?Have you come to Lagos?If you have please,tell kindly tell me how to get intouch or how to locate you.How was your flight to kano and how well did Oga Ali took care of you? I look forward to seeing you probably this week. God shall help you for all your effors so far.My mother sends her sincere greetings to you on your efforts and kind words so far. Micheal GLENN Michael, We are finally in Nigeria. What a wonderful thing it is to be out of Amsterdam. I will lose the bail money for Melissa but flying on Oga Ali's plane was a great way to get her out of the country. She cannot go back as she is an international fugitive now. Though she is a beautiful criminal. We will be driving to Lagos and I will be able to meet with you Thursday evening at 6:00 pm. I will make reservations at the Eko Hotel Restaurant Le Meridien Eko Hotel Adetokunbo Ademola St Lagos, Nigeria. Can you make it then? Also you need to describe yourself so that I will know you. Please let me know as soon as possible if you can meet me. The reservation will be in my name. I shall be there at 6:00 pm so make sure to be there. I can't believe that we shall finally meet face to face and conclude our business. Oga Ali has been a gracious host and made me a wonderful offer for Melissa. I could not accept as Melissa is a grown woman and I feared the she would be a great problem for Oga Ali. She seems very glad that she is out of jail and is happy to be free of some of the other women prisoners. As I told you before she is attractive to both men and as it seems... women. Is it possible for us to find a branch of our church in Lagos. After the disaster in Amsterdam I feel a need to convene the coven, pray and sacrifice. The group in Amsterdam was very helpful. I think that I have kicked off the yoke of the "great white horse" and will be able to conduct business. My partners in the parking garage and Walmart deal are very please that we are in country and that our adventure is almost through. The drugs have almost left my system now and I take great solace in your advice. The drugs are a problem and I shall never again dally with them. Well my friend we shall see you very soon. Be in Lagos on Thursday and meet with us at the Eko Hotel restaurant at 6:00 pm. Melissa and I will be overwhelmed to see you then. Glenn and Melissa I make restaurant reservations at the Eko hotel in Lagos. Isn't the internet grand! GLENN Could you please make a restaurant reservation for me for Thursday March 5, 2204 for 6:00 pm. There will be three in the party. I will be arriving in Lagos to meet with a business client Mr. Michael Kagame who should be arriving shortly before 6:00 pm. If I am delayed please tell Mr. Kagame to wait and make himself comfortable and that I will arrive shortly. Do you have a staff photographer who may be available to capture a picture of Mr. Kagame in memory of our business venture together? Most Sincere thanks, Glenn Kerns President JTTF Seattle, Washington MICHAEL Dear Glenn, I am quite happy that you were able to make your journey to Lagos safely.So Mellisa finally came with you?I thought you said that she could nt get out of Amsterdam.But that is just by the way.Thank God that she was finally released. Most importantly,Oga ali should be thanked as well for giving you a free flight to lagos.What a wonderful person he is.In fact he is a nice guy.How I wish that the world is filled with his type.The world would have been a better place to live in. Please I will make it to Lagos on or before Thursday and I suggest that you give me your room number and phone of the hotel in which you are staying so that once I am in lagos,i shall then contact you.Please give me your room number and the name of the hotel which you are staying and i will definitely make the contact. Remember that a lot of people are after me and i mut be very careful on my movement.If possible scan and send your picture and if it is not possible.Just give me the fullname,room and the name of the hotel and as well their telephone number and i will make the contact.No matter the risk involved. Best Regards. Micheal MICHAEL I sent a mail to you asking for your hotel room,phone and the name of the hotel so that i can come when I am chanced and yet you have not sent any reply. Please get back to me with the required imformaton. Micheal MICHAEL You are yet to give me the details i asked for. Micheal After a week or so of no further activity, a friend decides to help out and sek the assistance of Michael to find Glenn and Melissa in Nigeria. It is kind of a where's Waldo type of thing. I wonder if we can get this train back on the track.. A. Payne DIAZ's letter is a little over the top but I send it anyway and hope to see what happens. His letter begins below: A. PAYNE DIAZ TO: Michael KAGAME @ myckagame@yahoo.com FR: A. Payne DIAZ Please consider this message URGENT and respond immediately - it may be matter of liberty,life or limb to our mutual friend, Glenn, head man at the Jersey To Texas Financial consortium who is trying to do so much good in the world. We found your name and e-mail address amid the scattered debris in Glenn's office after it was trashed by a gang of Dutch thugs who broke in and claimed to be looking for Glenn and his accountant-moll, Melissa. No one here could understand their low-life guttural gibberish and their business cards were finally translated as indicating they were from the Dutch police's Deaf Squad in Amsterdam. Those Dutch are such a violent, vicious and degenerate people (or maybe it's the Danes who are like that; no matter, they're all too damn white for my liking!) Several of us remembered that your name peppered many recent conversations with Glenn. He bragged about his ever-closer association with you and how much he was looking forward to meeting with you in Lagos (or maybe it was Legos). Glenn and Melissa said they were on their way to meeting their "Brother Michael" and to help him out with a very sensitive (but potentially profitable) matter in your time of grief and aggravation, we assumed it was you since neither Glenn nor Melissa have any real brothers, as you know, since that tragic day last winter when the ski-trip bus plunged off that cliff in Idaho (or maybe it was Iowa.) The last we heard, Glenn and Melissa had some trouble in Dutchland or wherever it is Amsterdam is located. (There used to be funny guy named Morrie Amsterdam; coincidence? I doubt it!) Their last e-mail rambled on about hurling something through a plate glass window. Well, I've seen some nasty hurling but to think that the spew could actually break a window strains credulity, don't you think? On the other hand, when Melissa gets a few drinks in her then drops a little meth, sucks in a few tokes and snorts just a bit of flake, Holy Jeshua ben-Iosief, you just can't imagine what that wide-bottomed cow is capable of doing!!!!! We figured something was amiss when Glenn failed to show up for his stint as a volunteer at Dr. Scholl's Foot Powder Inspection Station in Northgate. This project was his "baby," the toenail fungus inspection station he help established some years ago when he had a big book deal with some LDS guys from the Ukraine (or maybe it was Uzbekistan; I know they came from someplace that started with a "U,"like in Utah.) Anyway, Glenn never once missed a Thursday midnight shift at the Inspection Station when he wasn't in the stir or rehab and now we're really getting worried! (You know, come to think of it, those LDS guys were from Utah.) To make a long story positively interminable, when the ludes wore off, several of us in the extended university community decided to investigate Glenn and Melissa's disappearance. We pooled the information in the e-mails - so many mentioned you in such glowing terms! and then we took up a collection to send me and Mike Kiester downtown by bus where we entered Glenn's office just as the last of those filthy Dutch pigs finished urinating on the hot radiator. So here we are, begging you - BEGGING YOU! - for the latest information about the whereabouts and activities of Glenn and that miserable tart Melissa whose three little kids went into foster care when she neglected to pick them up from day-care. Frankly, forget about Melissa - the kids are better off in an orphanage or being placed in involuntary servitude so they can learn a trade and we've been trying to get her committed or indicted for years now! - but let us know what you've heard about or from Glenn, P L E A S E!!!!! A.Payne DIAZ Michael writes back to A.Payne DIAZ. We are back in business it appears. MICHAEL Dear Diaz, I really do not know the whereabout of Glenn.But i do know that he is somewhere in Nigeria.I have not met him but under the little time I knew him,I got so used to him and the project which he wanted to help me on.He told me to come to Lagos to meet him sometime last week in Eko meridian Hotel but I did not. So for long,I have not heard from him.He was supposed to help me and my poor mother but I tell you I have not heard from him.He told me more about Melissa but I never communicated with her.I knew Glenn by writting but i got so used to him.I tell you I cannot tell you where he is cause I have not met him.Please if you do find him never you hesitate to get me informed.I shall be happy to resume my communcation with hi.I wonder what must have happen to him. God is taking good care f him.I can feel it.So Diaz,try your best and keep me informed.Nothing will happen to my brother Glenn.He is so full of affection and love.No nothing must happen to him or else I will loose one of my precious brothers on earth.Tell me whenver you hear from him. Micheal A. PAYNE DIAZ Dear Micheal, Thank you so much for writing me back regard our dear friend Glenn. If I understand you correctly, Glenn made arrangements to meet you at the Eko meridian Hotel but that you did not. Did Glenn make it to Lagos? Did you go to the Eko meridian Hotel? Or did you not go to the hotel? We are trying to piece together his movements before his disappearance. Do you know where he was before he was going to Lagos. His e-mails said something about Oga Ali. Do you know what that means? The last we knew was that Melissa had some problems in Dutchland and she and Glenn were arranging for alternative transportation to Nigeria so that Melissa could get out of the country with out passing through customs. We are not sure if she was doing this because they would not let her go or if she was doing something else. Have they started progress on the Lekki market project? There should be bulldozers and cranes there by now and they will demolish several buildings to make room. You should be able to see the area by looking for a cloud of dust and debris. Maybe you could ask the workers there if they have seen Glenn. He was so keen to do the project and to meet you and your mother. He often spoke of you at the coven's meetings. As Glenn has taken a liking to you as it seems from his correspondence, please help us locate him as soon as possible. He was most interested in getting some information to you and your mother which seemed very important but he did not discuss the matter with us. If you find Melissa you may keep her for yourself. We in the greater educational community will not miss her. Please consider this message URGENT and respond immediately. P L E A S E!!!!! A.Payne DIAZ MICHAEL Diaz or whatever thing you call yourself,I am begining to get impatient wit you and your mussings.I told you that I did not go to Lagos and that is that. If Glenn has suddenly disappeared,how do you think that i will be in postion to know.You sound like Glen,from your writing,I can feel it. if you are not interested in helping me and my mother,please do leave me alone to look for an alternative means of solving my problem. micheal Michael writes back after a week or so. In the meantime I submitted to SCAMORAMA.COM MICHAEL Have found Glenn? Micheal A. PAYNE DIAZ Dear Michael, No we have not found Glenn and Melissa. I did not want to bother you as you seemed quite upset in your last E-Mail. I do not know of the problems that you speak of about you and your mother. Glenn did not speak openly about his business with you. Last you told me that you did not go to Lagos to meet Glenn. I believe you and no one here at the University thinks that you have anything to do with their disappearance. We were just seeking help in finding out what happened to them. Someone from our group will contact the U.S. State Department to seek their assistance in finding out what happened to Glenn and Melissa. As you seem to be a great friend of Glenn's, if any of us in the extended university community can assist you do not hesitate to ask. A.Payne DIAZ MICHAEL Dear Payne, I was dismayed because Glenn was supposed help me recover some family treasure which i wanted to make him the beneficiary of the money.Everything was moving very well till his visit to Nigeria. Now,i do not know what to do next cause no one may wish to help me and my mother.Personally i do not know you and have no reason to discuss this with you. All i ask you for the moment is if you can be of help in helping so that i will give you all the necessary information which you may use in this transaction. it is to the tune of $25million USDollars.Iwish you can of help and i will give you all the required information which you may use in this transaction. in all,i shall present you as the beneficiary of the money which is deposited as a family treasure. Please indicate your sincere desire an interest to help by sending your fax number and phone number so that i will refer you to the contact who will help us in recovering the money.Your bank Details is also required but if you are not comfortable with this,you can send your full information which I may useand as well home address. Best Regards. Micheal Photo is my friend who plays A. Payne Diaz, with one of our arrestees several years ago. A. PAYNE DIAZ Dear Michael, I would be most pleased to help. I know that this may be awkward but you seem like a nice honest guy and if you are a friend of Glenn's then I am sure we can do business. I am enclosing a picture of myself and my friend Juan Falafel. Could you please send a picture of yourself with my name printed on a paper so that I know it is really you. We are still searching for Glenn and Melissa. Our friend Mike Kiester , will be traveling to Nigeria to coordinate the search with the Nigerian police. Since you were doing this with Glenn, is there any problem if I help you and your mother? What is her name? I do not want to upset Glenn and Melissa. We could use some money to take care of her three children. They are quite nice even though they were spawned by the likes of her. I do not have a fax machine but I could have you send things to the local Money Mart Store if you need to fax me. I do have a telephone but make sure that you ring for a long time as I am a little hard of hearing since the accident. But feel free to call me at (206) 447-3900. My Bank is the First Xenophobe National Bank of Seattle. Do you need my account information? Let me know when you send me your picture holding a paper with my name printed on it. Can you send me your telephone number? My home address is as follows: A. Payne Diaz c/o The Rudy Krause Center Ulitza Krutitski Val No. 85 Bld. Y Room 222 Seattle, Washington 98419 I hope that this is all OK and that Glenn has been a good judge of character. I just pray that he and Melissa will come back to us. You will let us know if he contacts you. See my attached picture!!! I am on the left. A. Payne DIAZ MICHAEL Dear Diaz, I have seen the picture there is no doubt if you can be trusted since you are a friend of Glenn.Both of them will be found but you must be careful because our lives are nothing only living by the Grace of God. You talked about my sending to you picture signed with your name on the paper which i shall be holding.I am really sorry that I cannot do that if this will make you not to trust me.It is myself that is supposed to be sceptic about you but then I am not.I have known Glenn though I have not met him in person.I have wasted so much time on this and would wish to waste no futher time on this. I shall send to you my complete information once I know how sincere and serious you are.Ask Glenn if you ever find him,I have been through hell and would wish not to go through this same hell again.I sall reveal my full Identity in the near future. Please use the information to make the contact and tell him that you would want your fund delivered to the account name which you shall present to them on an agreed time and moment.I have been through all this with Glenn would not wish to waste any time on this again. Use the info Below: African Union Reconciliation centre as thus; MR. PHILIP REIZEGER KONPART GMBH INT'L RECONCILIATOR AFRICAN UNION HEADQUARS EMPERO HAILE SELLASIE STREET ADDIS-ABABA, ETHIOPIA TEL: 873-7-63226321, 63226322 FAX: 873-7-63226323 EMAIL: philipreizeger@yahoo.com or konpart_gmbh@financier.com My number is 234-80-33912554. Micheal A. PAYNE DIAZ Dear Michael, I am very sincere and serious as a heart attack. I can not call Glenn because he is missing in Nigeria and we have not heard from him in many weeks. Of course I am serious I provided you with my details but I do not understand what I am to do now. Do I call Mr Reizeger? Does he know who I am? Does he know where Glenn and Melissa are? What are the steps involved to help you with the treasure? What is the treasure? This is all very confusing. Please help me to know what I am supposed to do. Did you get my picture? What do you mean by saying "I sall reveal my full Identity in the near future." are you not Michael Kagame? That is who Glenn was dealing with. Are you part of the parking structure deal in Lagos? A. Payne Diaz MICHAEL Dear Diaz, I am one and the same Micheal Kagame and no other one.I only told you that I will reveal my full when you said that I send a signed picture to you.I have never met Glenn and neither have I met Melissa. You can contact Konpart because he will be the only one to help us.I know that you are serious and that is the more reason why I gave the address of konpart.Make the contact. The money was deposited as an alluvial of Gold and Diamond and that is the more reason why it called Treasure.Never you mention Glenn to Konpart.Just yourself and no other person.If you have any news about Glenn,please let me know.Such a nice man. Make the contact and tell me what it is all about. Micheal A. PAYNE DIAZ Michael Kagame, Glad to hear that you are the same person and do not suffer from the same malady that afflicts me at times. I have been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. Do not worry, I am fine as long as I take my medications. If I do not, then my other personality sometimes comes out and he is a bit of a pain in the ass. He is a little crazy you know. Time to go take my medication now. The doctors assure me that the medication will work as long as I take it. I am just glad that you are OK and in good health. Wow gold and diamonds that is great. I will contact Konpart as soon as possible. Do I need to send you copies of my conversation with Konpart or will you be in contact with him? You never told me about you mom! To our success, Payne A. PAYNE DIAZ Dear Mr. Konpart, Mr Michael Kagame has requested that I contact you to receive my 25 million U.S. dollars. He is attempting to spirit away gold and diamonds and I am assisting him in this venture. Where do I collect. I will fly anywhere any time. Can you send me a check? A. Payne Diaz My friend A. Payne Diaz writes another part to the saga and I cover with multiple personality disorder. Dearest Brother Michael, Thank you for your latest e-mail and your expressions of support for our efforts to locate our mutual friend, Glenn, and that miserable sow, Melissa, his accountant-moll, who have gone missing for some time now. I would have answered you much sooner but I could not for legal reasons. It would take too long to explain to you the full meaning of the legal phrase, "Two weeks involuntary commitment" but suffice to note that for fourteen days I was kept away from computers, televisions, radios, refrigerators, toasters, and even the occasional three-prong wall outlet. Well, if "observation" is what they had in mind, I whose meanings they'll be arguing about in staff meetings for a long time to come! Anyway, I'm back out now; they dropped me off in an alley near my home during the night and one of the first things I did was check my e-mail. Thanks, too, for your expression of love and support for Glenn; yes, indeed, as your wrote, Glenn is so full of affection and love for all of us. Many in the extended university community would also add some other ingredients Glenn has in fuller than normal measure but, again, it would take too long to explain them all in the vernacular. Anyway, we've resumed our search for Glenn and Wattzername - in fact, I believe that is her last name, Wattzername - but we've had to keep a low profile. Our secret informants advise that that Dutch police deaf squad is still cruising around town, signing obscenities at pedestrians and collecting orders for wooden shoes. Dirty, brutish beasts that they are, the stench of their urine in Glenn's office has barely subsided; is asparagus the only thing that they eat in Dutchland? In keeping our low profile, we've been spending most days in a squat along the south bank of the Sasquatchaqualmie River, downing brew and pretzels in super-size quantities, trolling for crappies, and rolling over the floaters that drift by on the current. Did you know that when they pop up three days or so afterwards, women float on their backs and men float face-down? Honest, ninety-five times out of a hundred! Melissa Wattzername, however, could be expected to float by butt up. The last we heard still was that Glenn and That Woman were on their way to Legos and were planning to build a full-size oil refinery out of those little plastic bricks and things; does this make any sense to you or is tat the LSD talking again?. You keep writing that they were supposed to be in Nigeria. Someone told me that Nigeria is just off Interstate 40 between Knoxville and Nashville but darned if I can find it on a map! Is Nigeria closer to you or to me? Didn't a lander find water on NIgeria? Or was that ALgeria? Your e-mail said something garbles about them being expected at the Elko Meridian Hotel but we contacted every hotel, motel, transient camp, church mission and sheriff's chain gang in northern Nevada without success. Did you perhaps mean WINNEMUCCA? Now, that's a nice town, Winnemucca, Nevada; they actually publish a guide to the local brothels and coupons for twofers on weeknights. So it goes! We'll continue our search and hope you will keep us informed if you hear something before we do. Sincerely, A.Payne DIAZ, M.A. in Art History Now the scam part is coming. KONPART GABRIEL, FINANCIAL GUY konpart gabriel <konpart_gmbh@financier.com> For the kind attention of: Mr. Payne Diaz Dear Sir, We acknowledge a willed foreign exchange allocation mandate in favour of your good selves. This came via a letter of consent by Mr. Michael Kagame though Diamond Finance and Security Ltd, Accra, Ghana for a total sum of Twenty-five Million dollars only. Owing to the fact that it has been included amongst the 1st quarter allocation, we are negotiating with the officer incharge at the securicor security and financial services Netherlands for the administration of funds to you as the right beneficiary. This measure has been adopted to avert the hassles associated with large volume transfers/payments from Africa since the September 11, WTC incident in America. Please start preparation to travel down to Amsterdam for the claims, as it shall be enroute via a diplomatic courier and the Mr. David (the diplomat) shall call you upon his arrival in Amsterdam. This process is 100% risk-free, as the consignment containing cash shall be administered in your presence at the instance of the officer in charge whose details I shall pass to you on the conclusion of our negotiation. Kindly send to us a copy of your ID i.e. Int'l passport or Driver's license so I forward it to them for your identification purposes. You may scan it and send through email for clarity. Thanks. Yours faithfully, For: Konpart Gmbh Philip Reizeger Ph.D Int'l Reconciliator/Facilitator 1-3 Emperor Haile Sellasie Street Addis-Ababa, Ethiopia Tel: 873-7-63226321,63427920, 63427923 Fax: 873-7-63226323, 63427921 more to come? |