EDDY ATINGA
[Classic scam letter. I get 4 to 10 of those per week in my personal account. This time I decided to strike back, especially after having a goof laugh at what other scam baiters were doing. I opened a Yahoo account and set up my bait.]
[Look at me. I'm a crooked political fund manager. That should be very easy to believe.]
[Classic reply. Likely to be just a "cut-and-paste". My "country" is not even mentioned specifically. He obviously agrees to anything I am proposing because he his waiting to pull the advance fees card at the right moment, so he has to play the game of this moron (mugu) from New York. The scammer already tries to set up the bank account transfer and pop up the advance fees. But wait a minute, I have to make this very complex as well as make sure he gets what he wants; "immigrate" to the US and have his "sister" attend school. I will build a complicated procedure for that purpose.]
[So I invent a whole political contribution protocol to stall things for a while and waste his time. No humor so far, except for the Republican allusion.]
[Scam-o-note: at the risk of killing the joke - political contributions are not tax-deductible. ]
[Of course you agree. You would agree to anything as long as you can plug your advance fee scam.]
[I sent a very complex 4 pages application form to the Republican Party as a PDF file (175 KB), which should take quite a while to fill. I got it from British immigration. Those guys really know how to make the bureaucratic process a never ending form filling fun. My goal here is to waste this guy's time and efforts, and hopefully incur some costs to him, such as printing and scanning. A bonus: I put my credit card number on it, of course not my real one, since I will be paying his $750 "membership" to the Republican Party as a courtesy. So now the guy thinks he got a free credit card number, which he may try to sell or use to purchase some goodies. I certainly climbed up his "suckerama" scale with this one. If he sends an incomplete or botched form, I will play ping pong and request the proper modifications. I may be a crocked political finance advisor, but I like my forms correctly filled.]
[Scam-o-note: It costs nothing to join a political party! Although if you give a LOT of money (say a million dollars) to a winning presidential candidate of any party, you might become ambassador to some really nice place.]
[He now gets more personal, since he believes he has rolled in a stupid sucker. The sister's sickness is obviously to appeal to my feelings and potentially to ask for some money. I suspect a medical emergency will pop up soon. Looking forward to see how he fills the application I sent.]
[I do not think he will bother me again with medical issues as they may jeopardize the deal. He especially does not want to see his poor sister fumigated. However, I definitively think that he has an acute case of mithomania, which I am afraid cannot be cured.]
[Great! He admits spending some money for scanning.]
[I now have my trophy! A 4 pages fake application form to the Republican Party. My Mugu is now one of the few African "members" of that party. What a paradox! Indeed, what I expected happened, as money is now asked for that potential sickness which became a reality. These guys are so predictable. He is rather imaginative as Malaria is not a contagious disease, only transmitted through a mosquito. So they are testing how much money they can milk from me and how gullible I am. So let's drop a little bomb and add a little bit of unpredictability.]
Party Application - Page One
[Let's see how he handles the credit card issue. He will be surprised either because he did not use it or that somebody was able to steal this information out of him. Confusion to say the least. Will he back down with her sister sickness now that I made it clear that it will jeopardize the whole deal? He should have read more clearly the previous email, but Mugus never pay attention to details. They just have a plan they want to follow and it is my humble duty to derail it as much as I can. For those who do not know what "bonitis" is see Futurama, Season 3, Episode 21.]
[What a busload of crap. However, it is probably one of the few times a Mugu partially tells the truth (about the card; the rest is obviously pure cow-dung). Reading this also brought tears to my eyes, but tears of laughter.]
[For the skinny on Lads with credit cards, see the Lingerie Lads]
[Another trophy, but this one is quite poor as he is using very crappy ID cards. A five year old would know that they are forged. I think I have seen these cards before on a 419 site. So let's press the matter a little and stall this even more.]
[So he is trying to deny the obvious. Let's put a "high tech" stunt on him and his fake ID.]
["de mon Calice de Tabernacle" is a very big insult in French Canadian, a language that uses a lot of religious terms to swear; it more or less means that you are a fucking asshole.]
[How easy it is to lie and how difficult it is to tell the truth. This guy has a lot of imagination and quite good in the art of lying. I have a lot of work to do and could drag this for a while, but time to stop this one very abruptly. Sorry "Eddy". Hope you will be very annoyed to learn that this charade has been for nothing. Makes me wonder if 10,000 people tried to scam bait at least one mugu, we could seriously undermine these Lads business. They would freak out, not knowing who is a legitimate bait and who is trying to waste their time.]
[Once again, sorry to have cut this one rather short. I have a lot of work to do and I promise I will be at it again. I got this pathetic reply the day after. He was still trying to go on with the con!]
[I did not bother to reply.]
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