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BELLO UMAR
From: bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
Originating-IP: [81.199.2.67]
Sent: Monday, December 8, 2003 1:45 AM
To: israelhaymaker@xxx.xxx
Subject: REPLY BY FAX 00 228 22 00 431
FROM:MR BELLO UMAR
ECOBANK LOME TOGO,WEST AFRICA
TEL fax :00 228 2200431
DIRECT TEL:00 2289090720
DEAR SIR,MY NAME IS MR BELLO UMAR, THE MANAGER CREDIT
AN FOREIGN BILLS OF ECOBANK LOME TOGO [ECB] . I AM
WRITING IN RESPECT OF FOREIGN CUSTOMER OF MY BANK WITH
ACCOUNT NUMBER 14-255-2004/utb/t WHO PERISHED IN A
PLANE CRASH [ETHIOPIAN AIRLINE 961] WITH OTHER
PASSENGERS ABOARD. SIR, SINCE THE DEMISE OF THIS OUR
CUSTOMER I PERSONALLY HAVE WATCHED WITH KEEN
INTEREST TO SEE THE NEXT OF KIN BUT ALL HAS PROVED
ABORTIVE AS NO ONE HAS COME TO CLAIM HIS FUNDS OF
USD.10.5 M, [ TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLARS] HAS BEEN WITH MY BANK FOR A VERY LONG
TIME . ON THIS NOTE I DECIDED TO SEEK FOR WHOM HIS
NAME SHALL BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN AS NO ONE HAS
COME UP TO BE THE NEXT OF KIN. AND THE BANKING ETHICS
HERE DOES NOT ALLOW SUCH MONEY TO STAY MORE THAN FOUR
YEARS,BECUASE AFTER FOUR YEARS THE MONEY WILL BE
RECALLED TO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED IN VIEW OF
THIS I GOT YOUR IMPRESIVE CONTACT THROUGH MY COUNTRY'S
TRADE MISSION GUEST BOOK,AND I CONSIDER YOUR
FAVOURABLE TO BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE
DECEASED. THE REQUEST OF THE FOREIGNER AS A NEXT OF
KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT
THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A TOGOLESE CANNOT
STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER. I AGREED THAT
USD 2.5 M OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A FOREIGN
PARTNER IN RESPECT OF PROVIDING AN ACCOUNT, WHILE THE
REST WILL BE FOR ME, THEREAFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR
COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT AS I AM ALMOST DUE FOR
RETIREMENT .
THEREFORE TO ENDEAVOUR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS
FUND TO ACCOUNT AS APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS A
RELATION TO THE DISEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK
NAME,YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER , YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE
NUMBER, AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION AND
LOCATION WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED . UPON THE
RECEIPT OF YOUR I WILL SEND YOU BY FAX OR E-MAIL THE
APPLICATION AND THE NEXT STEP TO TAKE . I WIL NOT FAIL
TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS BUSINESS IS HITCH
FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEAR AS THE
WHOLE REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT AS BEEN MADE FOR
THETRANSFER. YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME AS A MATTER OF FACT
IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS
LETTER.TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSIBLE.
RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,
MR BELLO UMAR
ECOBANK LOME TOGO
WEST AFRICA.
DIRECT TEL fax :00 228 2200431
DIRECT TEL:00 2289090720
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Monday, December 8, 2003 2:28 PM
To: bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: REPLY BY FAX 00 228 22 00 431
As I understand it, you need me to help you bury an
Amish man who died in one of those horrible airplanes
and is related to me? I sometimes see those fancy
things flying above my farm and think that they are
very fancy but probably very dangerous. Now I know
they are dangerous! How sad for his family!
I do not think I can be the Isaac Haymaker who is
known to you through international trade missions.
Perhaps that was my father, Israel Haymaker II? He
once went to Canada, and once all the way to
California; a LONG journey. Texas is a very dangerous
country. Jonathan Buechler said that his cousin once
went there and somebody stole his horse and buggy. I
helped him get a bus ticket home. He always says that
horse was the best stepper he ever had. I pride
myself on being very knowledgeable about "English"
things like the Internet, but what, please is a fax
number.
I am going to go out to slop the hogs now, but I will
check this account later when I go back to Reuben
Steuben's house to paint his recreation room. He is
not Amish, which is why he has fancy things like
electricity and a computer, but he is a good man for
all that. Of course I do not have electricity in my
own home. One has to set an example for the
children. Nor do I have a telephone. As a good Amish
adult you should not have one either!!
Isaac (Isa) Haymaker III
Hamlet, IN 46532
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Monday, December 8, 2003 3:54 PM
Dear Israel Haymaker,
Thank you for your email.
I am very sorry that you dont know what a fax machine
is, a fax machine is another different way of
communication by sending a message through a machine
that will photocopy to your own machine incase if you
have a fax machine too.
This is like a computer that can transmit messages to
a different computer, but fax machine can only sent
paper documents to a different machine and it goes
with a telephone line, please go to your local
electrician and verify for this equipment.
Are you ready to carry on with this transaction with
me??? this is a legitimate inheritance claim of your
late cousin which the bank have approved to pay you as
soon as you declare your interest in an application
text which i am going to send to you upon receipt of
your reply to this letter.
Please respond back and confirm to me your interest in
claiming this funds into your overseas bank account so
that i can forward you the application letter to email
to the bank immediately!!
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Tuesday, December 9, 2003 10:02 AM
Dear Mr. Umar:
If a fax machine needs an electrician and a telephone
line it must work with electricity. Now you know that
we Amish do not have electricity in our homes!
Remember, we are the PLAIN PEOPLE!! However, since the
need is urgent, I can speak to the bishop and see if a
fax machine can be installed in the telephone kiosk at
the crossroads. I do not think that this can be done
before the New Year.
This man who died in the airplane crash, is he related
to me through the Poinsettias or the Kringle's? I
have been talking to old auntie Kringle and she thinks
that it must be through the Kringle's because they
moved away about 80 years ago, and we have not heard
of them since. A sad, sad thing! I met Chris Kringle
back in the old days, so I will send you a picture of
his horse and buggy. Do you remember it? The horse
must be long dead, but are the horse's descendents
still alive?
What is an overseas bank account?
Note to Readers: Fortunately or unfortunately,
and through my own ineptitude, I failed to attach the
picture of Santa driving a reindeer sleigh.
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 10:41 AM
Dear Israel Haymaker,
Thank you for your email to me! We can easily
communicate via the internet for now until when you
will finally install a fax machine on the telephone at
the kiosk after you might have spoken to the bishop, i
hope you will not go ahead to review this transaction
to him??? please make sure you keep all my
communication with you very secret and confidential.
We can easily make all our commuincation through the
email ok! How far do you live from the town?? what
area of the states are you residing???
Please give me your direct home address and also try
to phone me from the koisk today?????
You were related to the late customer of my bank
through the Kringle, i never knew much about these
family but i know there decendants are still
existing!! i dont know about the horse and the buggy
because it was long time ago.
An oversea bank account is the same like your
personnal bank account in your country were you will
prefer the Ecobank to wire the said $10.5m inheritance
claim of your late cousin to you. Precisely your bank
account in America, are you a citizen of America???
I will send you the text of an application letter to
email to the bank today as soon as i receive the
address and telephone number from you today.
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
Tel: +228 90 90 720.
NB: Please try and give me a call right away!!
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 02:38 PM
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No, no, I will not tell the bishop about you having a
telephone! I will just tell him we need a fax for
business. My farm, it is on Rural Route 419, Hamlet,
Indiana, 46532. Notice the 419? The farm is maybe 15
miles from Hamlet, but not to worry, my horse is very
good. Here is a picture of him. Of course I am an
American citizen! What else would I be?
I have been trying to reach you through the kiosk, but
have been unable to get a connection. You could try
calling the kiosk at (XXX) XXX-XXXX, but that line is
quite unreliable. Often there is a misconnection or a
party line. However, since your need is urgent, I
will make a couple more tries between 8 and 9 PM
tonight, and will also stand at the kiosk for an hour
at that time, in case you wish to try to call. If I
do not hear from you, I will come back after chores,
and try calling you after 11:00 PM, when the cost is
lower. Please try to be punctual about calling. It
is very cold here at night in winter, I cannot make
the horse stand too long or it will get sick. I
attach a picture of the kiosk, so you will recognize
it when you come here.
I think given all the trouble you are going to, in
burying this poor man, that you must be a Kringle too.
I know that after he left Auntie, (the former Mrs.
Kringle), Chris married one of the Nauwtylist girls,
and that they had seven children. I heard that
Avarice, the second son, had gone to Africa as a
missionary. Would I be right in thinking you are
Avarice's little boy? I am sending you a picture of
him, just before the family moved out of Hamlet. Do
you recognize your daddy?
Note to Readers: The number given is always busy.
The times were specifically chosen to cut into Mr.
Umar's sleep cycle. The pictures are of an Amish
farmer in a large straw hat obscuring his face driving
a horse and buggy, an outhouse with a lockable door,
and a fair-haired Amish child in a large straw hat,
whose features are largely obscured by both the hat,
and the horse whose nose he is kissing.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003 09:01 AM
Dear Cousin Bello:
I was at the kiosk twice yesterday evening, and made
several calls. Your phone just goes ring, ring, ring
all the time. Can we simply do this by email until
the bishop installs a fax in the kiosk? It is very
hard for me to go to the kiosk so often. My wife has
always been loving and trusting, but she is beginning
to look strangely at me when I tell her I am just
trying to help a fellow Amishman bury his relative.
Better yet, maybe we can do this in person? I hate
airplanes, but for anything for a relative, and anyway
we Amish prefer to deal in cash. I could just take
out $20,000 dollars or so, and bring it to you to
cover the funeral fees. Ridicculaous (Ricky) Kringle
can drive me to La Porte, and I can take a bus from
there to Chicago, and fly from Chicago to wherever you
are. Perhaps your bishop could have a driver meet
me at the airport? Do I need to get a passport?
Ricky says he didn't need one to go to California.
Cousin Isa
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003 11:50 AM
Dearest Brother Isa,
Thank you very much for your email to me. Your ideas
are very good to me, lets do our communication only by
email because i feel that may be more easy and
confidential to both of us, i am living in West Africa
and before you can visit my country lome Togo you must
have a Passport to enable you obtain a visa from my
Embassy in Washignton and that may take you upto 2
Months, but that is not impotant for now because the
said inheritance sum of $10.5M of your late cousin
will be transferred to your bank account via online
bank wire transfer through the Ecobank correpondence
finance house in United Kingdom for the final
crediting of funds to any of your chosen bank account
in America without even getting your phisical presence
in the bank here, an accredited bank lawyer will be
appointed to you from the bank and you will give him
power of authority to represent you and sign off the
funds on your behalf.
Do you own any bank account of yours personnaly were
we can transfer this inheritance sum to you??
Please dont bother yourself calling me or going to the
bishop for any fax line, everything can still go
through the email successfuly because i am living far
from your country America, i am working as a Director
of Credit and Foriegn Bills of Ecobank Lome Togo West
Africa before i contacted you through the bank for you
to come and make claim over this your late brothers
estate as the legitimate beneficiary of this fund.
I will email you the application form to send to the
bank after sending this message to you!!
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003 01:22 PM
My dear younger brother Bello:
As you should know, Amish people do not use banks,
save for the large safes we keep in our front rooms.
We have no need of banks, for we take care of our own
in sickness, misfortune, or poverty. We also have no
need of insurance agencies. You may read about the
traditions of the Amish at
http://www.religioustolerance.org/amish.htm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nhnenews/message/4005?source=1
and http://www.holycrosslivonia.org/amish/origin.htm.
You ARE familiar with these? It seems that Avarice
may not have instructed you properly in his faith .
although most likely you are merely young and
experiencing the proper "rumspringa" (experimentation)
of your years. In that case, I apologize, both to you
and him! (How can one choose to resist temptation one
has never experienced, eh?) However, you DO plan to
join the church, do you not??? Sadly, we Amish can
only deal with other members of our faith. There are
only two Amish dioceses in Togo, and Bishop
Tinkerbell, (Order of the Skunk), heads the Diocese of
Lome. Therefore, in your next email to me, please
have Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell fill out and sign this
referral certificate attesting that you have joined
the church, and so have become an accredited member of
the Amish Order of the Weasel. Please also attach to
the certificate a large, clear, photograph of yourself
holding a sign saying "Order of the Weasel" for
security purposes. I will then send you back a copy
of proposed travel itinerary to Togo.
I have learned that I can get a passport in ten days,
and have applied for one. When I come I will bring
you an extra $30,000 dollars so that you can buy a
proper farm on which to work, and not have to work in
a bank where worldly, materialistic people must
surround you.
Your stern but forgiving brother Isa
Note to Readers: The referral certificate has a
line drawing of a horse and buggy, and states "The
individual described below is a fully accredited
member of the Amish Order of the Weasel, and entitled
to all the faith and confidence that rank is due."
There is a space on the form for the name and address
of the candidate, and for the bishop's signature,
diocese.
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2003 12:00 PM
Subject: send this application letter to the bank!
Dear Isa,
Please state the below application letter with your
name, address and include your bank account
particulars as provided in the spaces. Send the below
application letter to the bank and lets see what will
be there response towards this legitimate inheritance
claim of your late cousin.
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
NB:Below is the TEXT OF APPLICATION letter to be sent
to the bank which contains one of the secret
information about the late MR GEORGE KRINGLE.
***************************************************
LETTER OF APPLICATION:
THE DIRECTOR
FORIEGN OPERATIONS DEPT.
ECOBANK LOME TOGO
20 RUE DU COMMERCE B.P. 3302
FAX:00 228 222 1149
E-MAIL: eccobank@financier.com
Dear Sir,
Application for the release and transfer of $10.5M
(ten Million five hundred thousand UNITED states
dollar only) from E.C.B dormant vault
A/CN0:14-255-2004/utb/t
Please be informed that I wish to come for the
claim,release and transfer of the sum
of($10,500.000.00) from account number
14-255-2004/utb/t with your bank to a new account as
stated below.
Bank name:-----------------------------
Address:-------------------------------
Account N0-----------------------------
Telex No--------------------------------
Bank Tel/fax No:-------------------
Routing N0 ----------------------if available
Swift N0 ------------------------if available
Beneficiary Name
The above amount/money was deposited in your bank by
my deceased cousin (Mr George Kringle) who died in a
plane crash in 31.10.1999 inside the atlantic ocean in
the USA, and owned G.K. GEORGE KRINGLE TRADING SARL,
Import & Export Company Lome Rep. of Togo.
I am his cousin and named next of kin with all
documents to proof.
I wish as the heir apparent to claim and instruct that
the above-mentioned amount be transferred into my
nominated account as shown above. I shall bear all
cost of transfer and promised to pay off all other
outstanding bills related to the account as declined
on the content of deposit agreement.
Please accept this late application as it was due to
family logistics problems consequent upon his funeral
rights, I hope you will understand and expedite
action.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Yours faithfully,
BELLO UMAR
Sent : Friday, December 12, 2003 10:32 AM
Dearest Brother Isa,
Thank you very much for given me a clue information
about the way of living and the culture of my people
the Old Amish people!!
I am very glad that you are making arrangements to
visit my country soon, although i am not an Amish
origin but i will like to join the church and became
an accredited member of the Amish Order Of the Weasel.
I have printed the member certificate out from my
mailbox and i will be going to meet with the Bishop,
but unfortunately i dont know the location of your
Dioceses here in Lome Togo, how can i meet Bishop Fair
Y. Tinkerbell??? is he living in lome Togo??? do you
know any address or telephone number to call the
Doiceses?? can you help me on this?? Although i will
try to see if i can locate the Dioceses myself today.
Please make sure you keep all our dealings in this
transaction very secret and confidential without
anybody to notice our communication, so keep this
business absolutely secret and confidential until when
you have arrived to meet me and claim this sum from
the bank. I will be making a solid arrangement with
the bank Directors so that the funds can be moved out
from the banks volt diplomatically by cash without
going through any bank to bank transfer since you dont
own any account for such transfer to be effected. The
said inheritance sum of $10.5M of your late cousin "Mr
George William Kringle" would be moved as a diplomatic
courier baggage to you in America after you might have
arrived in lome Togo to take care of all procedures
and obligations involved.
Remember that your coming to lome Togo is only for
this transaction that you are having with me and not
for the Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell, so never you try to
divulge any information of this transaction to the
bishop or even tell him your purpose of coming to this
country.
All communication must be kept secret and confidential
until when we have finalised this transaction with the
Ecobank upon your arrival. There is no need for you to
email the application letter to the bank again because
i will use my contacts in the bank to move the funds
out diplomaticaly and deliver it to you in a private
home which i will rent before your arrival in lome
Togo, so you will not appear in the bank premises for
any reason regarding this transaction!!!
I hope you can get your passport ready before the end
of next week?? please confirm this to me so that i can
figure out the exact date when you will arrive here in
lome Togo.
Never you try to review to anybody or the Embassy
Authorities in America the main reason of your
travelling to this country, just tell them that you
are visiting lome Togo for tourism visit alone and you
will be staying here for only 2 weeks, so when you
arrive we can then arrange on how to move the
inheritance funds to America diplomaticaly after we
might have taken delivery of the consignment from the
Ecobank volt.
I will try to locate the Dioceses and i will have the
Bishop fill and sign the attach certificate so have i
become an accredited member of the "Amish Order Of the
Weasel" i will also send you my clear photograph
holding a sign boldly writing on it "Order Of the
Weasel" as you instructed me to do for security
reasons and i will have it emailed to you immediately.
Can you send me some money to rent a house were you
can take delivery of this funds upon your arrival to
meet with me in Lome Togo?? if this will be possible
for you please tell me on your reply email so that i
can start looking for a good home were we can stay to
meet together with the bank Director and take delivery
of the funds accordingly because i would not like my
wife to know the exact transaction that i am having
with you now.
I will wait for your immediate response!
Thanks and GOD bless,
Brother Bello Umar.
NB:Please be very careful my beloved Brother about
other email letters that may come to you this time,
because a lot of unsolicited emails may be sent you by
some dubious people in the banks and from various
fraudlent impostors who may like to gain vital
information from you regarding this legitimate
inheritance claim of your late cousin thereby trying
to jeopardise all our effort and chances of claiming
this funds upon your arrival in lome Togo this Month.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 02:18 PM
Dear Brother Bello:
I will bring you the money, and we can go to a hotel.
That is much safer than trying to trust money to the
mail, or to Western Union.
Are you quite certain that you are not related to the
Kringle's?? I have been thinking you must be Avarice's
son because Auntie said that after Avarice went to
Africa as a missionary, he married a local girl, (from
the Ewe tribe), changed his name, went to live in his
wife's family compound, and left the church. (I guess
George Kringle, our relative who died, must have gone
back to the original family name.) Auntie didn't know
what the name was changed to, because his father was
very troubled by his son's apostasy, and stopped
speaking to Avarice. Yet I am certain you must be
related to Avarice! Perhaps you can talk to one of
your own old aunties and ask them about this? You
see, when Chris died, he divided his goods equally
among his seven children, Wrath, Avarice, Lust, Pride,
and Sloth (his sons), and Envy and Gluttony (his
daughters). He couldn't give Avarice his share
because he was an apostate, but he set it aside for
Avarice's children. Mind you, it is not very much.
It consists of 58 Liberty Double Eagle $20 dollar
coins. They were originally minted in 1900. Because
the coins are made of solid gold, and because they are
antiques, they are worth a lot more today. I do not
know how much more exactly, but probably not more than
one or two thousand dollars apiece. (Chris didn't
trust paper money.) Because gold coins do not take up
much space, Auntie asked me to bring the coins to you
in Togo when I see you later this month, so that you
can give them to Avarice's surviving relatives.
The Bishop of Lome's residence is actually between
Mango and Kara. (I guess that Lome was too big a city
to allow the Bishop to pursue a normal, healthy,
simple, Amish life.) I have never met the Bishop of
Lome, but you will be glad to hear that he is pleased
to hear that you wish to return to the faith of your
fathers. (Do not worry, I told him NOTHING AT ALL
about our dead relative. I just told him that we were
relatives; that we had been communicating for quite a
while; that you were originally Amish but had been
raised without proper instruction; and that I would be
visiting you in Togo soon.) I attach the text of the
kind letter he sent me:
FAIR TINKERBELL
From: "Fair Tinkerbell" <cluelesschristian@xxx.xxx>
Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 11:29 PM
Dear Brother Isa:
I am delighted that you have managed to recover a
strayed lamb into the Amish fold of the Order of the
Weasel, and will be glad to give your relative, Mr.
Bello Umar a reference to do business with the
Togolese Old Order Amish. Since Mr. Umar lives at
some distance from my personal residence, it will
suffice for him to provide me with a large clear
photograph of himself pouring a bucket of water over
his head in the presence of at least two witnesses.
He and his witnesses should then sign their names to
the following statement, which I have signed in
advance. The baptismal affirmation should be emailed
back to me together with both his baptismal photograph
(see above), and his passport photograph. I will then
sign and email both him and you copies of our standard
referral letter.
I enclose the website of our fair diocese of Togo
(located, as you know, between Mango and Kara).
http://www.geocities.com/cluelesschristian/Togo_Diocese.html
I can be contacted at my personal email of
cluelesschristian@yahoo.com
Faithfully,
Fair Y. Tinkerbell
Bishop
Order of the Weasel
Order of the Skunk,
Lome, Togo, Africa
http://www.geocities.com/cluelesschristian/Togo_Diocese.html
Note to Readers: The Baptismal Certificate states
"I Bello Umar, do by horse and buggy confess myself a
Rattlesnake. I swear that I have this day baptized
myself into the Order of the Weasel, and that I aspire
to join the Order of the Skunk. There are spaces in
which the Convert, his three witnesses, and the Bishop
have to sign. The Bishop's name has been thoughtfully
filled in using MS Paint. The certificate itself is
not displayed because it is displayed in competed form
later on. The webpage of the "Amish Diocese of Togo"
above is, of course, entirely fraudulent. There are no
practicing Amish do not live in Africa
BELLO UMAR
Sent : Saturday, December 13, 2003 7:57 AM
Dearest Brother Isa,
Thank you very much for your kind email to me.
ALMIGHTY GOD IS GREAT INDEED.!!!
After going through your message today i can now
confirm truely were my decendant fathers originated
from, my Mother is truely an EWE tribe woman and she
was married to my late father about 4 decades ago, my
Aunty have clarified this to me vividly and my Auntys
name is Alice Souza, she is a sister to my late father
MR KOKOUVI UMAR SOUZA whos father was an old
missionary named "Avarice da Souza" who migrated in
Lome Togo long time ago after the first world war. I
was not able to trace my decedants too well because my
father died so early when i was only 5yrs and my
Mother is an EWE tribe village woman and she dont know
much about my origin because she is not educated.
So now my Aunty ALICE have given me the right
information which i suppose to know in my lifetime, i
will be happy to rejoin the culture of my people the
old Amish people. You are very right in given me this
vital information and i will be glad to meet with you
later this Month so that we can finalise the
transaction and move the deposit of our late brother
Mr George Kringle to you in America as the bonafide
next of kin beneficairy.
The late Brother George Kringle made the said deposit
like a family valuables/antiquity and the real deposit
worth is $10.5M before his sudden death, the deposit
was safekeeped in a trunk silver box with the volt
account number of the bank. The Ecobank have agreed to
move this funds to the next of kin beneficiary of
which you have been chosen favourably on merit to
inherit the above sum upon your arrival to meet with
me this Month. I have discussed all the movement plans
with the bank Director and he will be willing to
deliver the box to us to any residential apartment
upon your arrival in Lome Togo.
I have seen the email which was sent by Bishop Fair Y.
Tinkerbell together with the baptismal certificate
which i must fill and attach my picture to be sent
back to his email address as stated in his message to
you. I am very happy to rejoin my old people of Amish
and i will be glad to be a full member of the Order Of
the Weasel. I will be getting all the needed
photographs to you by Monday and i will also forward
same to the Bishop at Mango Kara. Mango-Kara is very
far from the capital city lome Togo, so we can only
keep the contacts through our emails and i will send
all the things that you need from me, i will also get
a witness to sign for me as per the bishops advise.
Our transaction can not be carried out so easily in a
Hotel room as you suggested based on security reasons
i will like us to rent a villa apartment before your
arrival and that is were we can stay and inspect the
consignment after we might have taken delivery from
the bank volt. We can not take delivery of such trunk
box in a hotel room as to avoid any eyebrow that may
lead to suspiciuos because money is very delicate to
toy with, so it will be better that we get a villa
apartment were we can conclude this transaction upon
your arrival this month. Sending money to me via the
western union is very safe, simple and will not impose
any treat whatsover but if you decide to come along
with the money then you have to hide it very well with
you as to beat the security check point at lome
airport upon your arrival. Or if you wish i can
forward you a personnal bank account were you can wire
the money to me safely so that i can rent the
apartment before your arrival this Month.
Will you be coming to lome Togo alone or are you
coming with any relative??? please confirm this to
me!!!
Please keep our communication very confidential and
also remember to pray everyday for the success of our
life and children, i am happy meeting you as loved
brother, i am happy to be back with my original people
of Amish.
I will get all the certificates fill and signed
accordingly!!
I will be sending it all by Monday or Tuesday next
week as soon as i get the witnesses to sign for me on
the baptismal certificate.
Remain blessed,
Bro. Bello Umar
Ecobank lome Togo.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Monday, December 15, 2003 11:20 AM
Dear Brother Bello:
I hope you had a blessed Sabbath. I enjoyed my own
day of rest very much. About our relationship; why,
what wonderful news! I always knew that you were a
child of Avarice! Auntie Kringle was so overjoyed she
practically exploded out of her undergarments with
happiness, and left bits of her drawers everywhere.
(I didn't know where to look, but it didn't faze her
one bit.) She's making you a union suit, and I wrote
your name and your mother's name into her big family
Bible. Do you have any brothers, sisters or children
who should be written into the Bible too?
I do not understand why renting a hotel room would
cause a breach of security that would lead us to be
regarded with suspicion. The money, after all, is our
inheritance. Travelers often cart about trunk boxes.
Nobody knows what's in them, whether they contain
union suits and suspenders, or diamonds and rubies.
When Uncle Bullwinkle won First Prize at the State
Fair last year, he stayed at the Indianapolis Hilton,
and he had a trunk box with him. The management never
complained about his trunk box, they only complained
about Rocky, his pig. (They thought he should not
share his bed, and they also objected to him bringing
Rocky into the hot tub.) Not that Uncle Bullwinkle
took that lying down. He said that Rocky was a Number
One champion and entitled to the best that the corrupt
fleshpots of the Big City could offer. He bought him
a massage, and took him to restaurants; why he even
took him to the ballet. Not that he should have done
that mind you, ecause there were ladies wearing skimpy
clothes in the Ballet, and Rocky might have been
offended. (Between you and me, Uncle Bullwinkle is
not the kind of example I prefer to set before the
children; he acts like a big dumb moose sometimes, and
as for Rocky, he's more than a little squirrel-brained
if you ask me.) However, if you are sure that the
Western Union is the way to send money, I'll ask our
Bishop where their nearest office is when I see him
next week, and will ask him how I go about doing this.
I can tell him the glad news about how you really are
an Amishman after all. Alternatively, if you want to
give me your personal bank account, I can ask the bank
in Hamlet about how one goes about sending money that
way.
I'll be coming to Togo with my pet gorilla, Mighty Joe
Young, if I can persuade the airline to allow him in
first class. The travel agent said that there was
just no way they would allow him, and that anyway he
wouldn't fit, and that furthermore, he couldn't get a
passport, but I tell you sir, that gorilla is cleaner
and smarter and better behaved than most humans, and I
don't know where I'd find a finer, better friend than
he, unless it might be yourself. I'm holding off on
making reservations while she tries to straighten it
out with the airlines. If they won't allow him to
come along, why then, I guess I'll just have to come
alone. It sure seems like people throw up an awful
lot of objections to minor details.
Your loving brother, Isa
P.S. Incidentally, I just got an email from a Mr.
Frank Williams, of the Continental Trust Bank of the
Cotonou-Benin Republic, TEL:+229 603009, who said
pretty much the same thing you said to me in your
first email. Is he also related to poor old George?
Do you know him?
BELLO UMAR
Sent : Tuesday, December 16, 2003 9:25 AM
Dearest Brother Isa,
I am very well excited after going through your
message today.
I will be sending my pictures to you and to the Bishop
Fair Y. Tinkerbell as he directed me to do, the
pictures will be sent today together with the
certificates fully endorsed by me and my witnesses.
I enjoyed my sabbath very well and i am very happy
that Auntie Kringle is making a union suit for me, i
have 2 brothers called Michelle and Kingsley but they
are residing in Europe for now and i have a wife
called Bola but i dont have any child yet, with one
sister called Esther so you can add this names to the
big family Bible.
Renting a hotel room would not cause any breach of
security but is would not be very wise for the bank to
deliver such consignment of money to you in a hotel
room, so it would be better that we hire a house were
we can receive this trunk box, but if you feel renting
a hotel may be more better then we have to go to a
local hotel that will not look so flashy and we can
stay there secretly and conclude our deal without any
problem because i would not want anybody to know your
mission in this lome Togo until these transaction is
successfully concluded upon your arrival this Month.
Nobody knows what is in the box but the hotel
management may wish to call the Police incase if they
suspect such luggage from the bank and the security
agents may wish to know the content of such box and
that may be a problem now, so that is the reason why i
suggested that we rent an apartment were we can sit
down privately and inspect our money as soon as the
bank Director delivers the box to us. Remember that
hotels in Africa are very very security cautious based
on the 9/11 and the way terrorist have been gambling
and distroying American interests and citizens so far,
please dont take me from the wrong side ok!!! such
trunk box will not be wise to be delivered in a hotel
room were you will also be lodging in as a guest. I
can stay in the hotel with you but we can not carry
out our transaction from there.
Sending me money through western union money transfer
services is very good, easy, fast and simple, but if
you wish to use a bank to bank swift transfer then i
can give you a private bank account of my friend with
the Ecobank were you can wire the funds then i can
collect it directly from my friends bank account after
the confirmation of the money in 3 days time. I dont
have any bank account of mine because as a banker we
are not allowed to own any such current account for
making distance transfer abroad.
The travelling agency will not allow you to travel
with Mighty Joe Young because he dont have a passport
and that may impose a problem so i will be your
Brother and Friend to stay with upon your arrival to
meet me in Lome Togo, i will give you all the comfort
you need as a fellow Amish Brother and you will also
have much time with me to teach me more about the old
life of my decendants.
Please go ahead and make your reservations
immediately, i will be sending the pictures today!!!
Please note that the message which you received from a
Mr Frank Williams who claimed to be working with
Continental Trust Bank of the Cotonou-Benin Republic
is fake, dubious and fraudlent, the Mr Frank is not in
any way related to old George please, he is an
impostor who is trying to gain vital information from
you about the late Uncle George and any information
that you may try to give him or any reply to his
message will totally jeopardise all our mutual
dealings with the bank in regards to the legitimate
inheritance of George William Kringle. Frank is not
from the Avarice so delete his message from your
message box immediately. Please refer to my message
sent to you on the 12-12-03 below were i clearly told
you about this impostors who may be trying to contact
you with different stories just to gain vital
information from you regarding our late cousins
inheritancy with the bank!!! Frank is one of those
impostors so ignore his proposal completely and make
sure you delete his original message from your mailbox
as i told you.
I will send you the pictures today!!
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
Ecobank lome Togo.
NB: Below is my message of 12/12/03 were i told you
clearly about this IMPOSTORS, people sending
unsolicited emails to you!!!!
Note to Readers: Here he repeats his message of
12/12/03, which I do not reproduce
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 3:31 PM
I hadn't realized that hotels these days were
suspicious of customers with luggage. Fact is, I had
been under the impression that they were suspicious of
customers without luggage. But you're right; if they
didn't, any stranger could walk in there with a box
filled right to the brim with high quality, military
grade buffalochips. Maybe even with radioactive
utterbunkum! The entire hotel could disappear in a
cloud of mushrooms, and our nether parts might mutate
into those of equines! (Of course, that wouldn't
necessarily be a bad thing, but still, I prefer the
bovine species myself!) Well, I'm glad they're taking
precautions, and I SURE am glad I have you to keep me
straight!
I will go ask the bishop about how one goes about
sending money through Western Union, but I won't be
able to see him before Sunday earliest, as we both
have winter crops to set. Alternatively, you could
send me your friend's bank account number, and I could
ask Cash Grabbit of The Hamlet Bank of Plunder and
Flee about sending the money the very day I get your
certification from Bishop Tinkerbell.
Too bad about Mighty Joe not being able to come along!
I broke the news to him and he was very disappointed.
His little head went right down, and he stuck out his
little lower lip, and he balled up his little fists,
and just stomped right into the road and commenced
crushing vehicles and downing aircraft. Poor little
guy; I felt real sorry for him.
Wow, so you think that Mr. Frank Williams is a fake?
Gosh, whoed've thunk? I don't think I've ever
exchanged emails with a real fraudster before. We just
don't get any real crime here in little old Hamlet.
Round ebout Halloween, the local boys go
privy-tipping, and sometimes someone shoots jailbait
out of season, but that's about it. Gosh, a real
criminal type corresponding with little old me. I
gotta tell the Bishop next time I see him fer sure!
I'm guess I'm sorry now that I went and told Mr.
Williams that I was coming to Lome on the tenth of
January!
On the good side, my passport has arrived, and I have
sent it off to a buddy in Washington D.C., who lives
at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and who said that he'd
get me a visa.
Here's my flight schedule
Togo Bound Flights
Flight: Air France flight 51 on a Airbus A340 Jet
Depart: Chicago-Ohare, IL (ORD)- Fri, Jan 09 5:45pm
Arrive: Paris de Gaulle, France (CDG) - Sat, Jan 10
8:50am
Flight: Air France flight 816 on a Airbus A340 Jet
Depart: Paris de Gaulle, France (CDG)- Sat, Jan 10
1:50pm
Arrive: Lome, Togo (LFW) - Sat, Jan 10 7:10pm
U.S. Bound Flights
Flight: Air France flight 815 on a Airbus A340 Jet
Depart: Lome, Togo (LFW)- Thu, Jan 22 10:30pm
Arrive: Paris de Gaulle, France (CDG) - Fri, Jan 23
6:00am
Flight: Air France flight 50 on a Airbus A340 Jet
Depart: Paris de Gaulle, France (CDG)- Fri, Jan 23
1:15pm
Arrive: Chicago-Ohare, IL (ORD) - Fri, Jan 23 3:40pm
Ever yours,
Your brother Isa
Note to Readers: This address is that of the White
House, the residence/office of the President of the
United States.
BELLO UMAR
Sent : Wednesday, December 17, 2003 7:11 PM
Originating-IP: [62.56.191.66] This is a different
server, also in Amsterdam.
Dearet Brother Isa,
I forgive you for all your mistake as a fellow
believer and i am hoping to get a better corporation
with you this time, and you must promise me that you
will not relate our transaction to a any fraudlent
person again. Why must you tell Mr Frank about your
trip to meet me in lome Togo?? did you tell him that
you are coming to carry the wealth of our late brother
old George??
You went to far my brother, but please dont allow
someone to take advantage of us in this mutual
transaction because a lot of fraudlent people in the
bank are trying to know much about the late George
wealth with the my bank and any information that you
tried to lay out may jeopardise our chances of getting
this claim from the bank here in Lome Togo.
Old George never and did not live in Cotonou-Benin
Republic, he spent all his life here in lome Togo
after she got Married to my EWE mother so please
ignore the fraudlent message that was sent to you by
the dubious Frank who claim to work with a Continental
Bank which has nothing to do with our mutual business.
Delete all his messages from your email box
immediately ok, he is a FRAUD please!!!
I am very glad that you have confirmed your travelling
schedule with the airline, so please dont tell anybody
what your mission is in lome Togo upon your arrival
because you will make your way from the airport until
you arrive in the hotel were you will stay to call me
before i will come to see you personnally. I will give
you the name of a good hotel which you can use to make
a good hotel reservation or i will book a reservation
for you before your arrival as soon as you send me the
money next week.
Today i have made everything ready, my picture with my
witnesses, my personnal picture were i pose with the
sign saying Amish Order Of the Weasel as you told me
to do, then the next picture is were i am pouring
bucket of water on my head according to what the
bishop told me to do. I am also attaching the 2
certificates duly signed by me and my witnesses, dear
Brother Isa please sign for me as the last witness on
the baptisimal certificate then you can send it to the
bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell immediately. Attach are the
pictures for your perusal, the bishop will also be
receiving this message so please try to confirm with
him if everything is okay!!
I will try to book a call with you at the kiosk one of
these days, please confirm this is ok for you!
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
Note to Readers: The documents consist of the
completed requested certificates (baptismal and
reference); a picture of a 30ish black male holding up
a sign saying "Amish Order of the Weasel", and two
pictures of a group of three men (fully clothed) who
first are merely standing together, and then are
watching the middle man pour a bucket of water over
his head. I modified the baptismal certificates by
"signing" via MS Paint; the Bishop modified hers
ditto. Of course, since I wasn't actually present at
the baptism, I could only affirm that I had perused
"photographs depicting this blessed event."
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Thursday, December 18, 2003 10:03 AM
Dear Brother Bello
Gosh, I'm sure sorry if I messed you up! I only told
Mr. Williams that I was coming to Togo on January 10th
at 7:30 PM, and I said that it was for tourism, just
as you bid me say, and I asked him if the dead man was
Mr. George Kringle, and if Mr. Williams was related to
him, but I didn't say that I was coming to take care
of the inheritance because I didn't know if it was the
same man. Oh yes, and I said that maybe he and I
could get together at the airport in Lome.
Are you sure that it isn't lying for me to say that I
am coming as a tourist, when really, I am mostly there
to visit family? It isn't really a lie, because I
mean to see the mastodons, and the koalas, and the
saber tooth tigers, and the quetzals, and the dodos,
and the kangaroos, and the pterodactyls and the
tyrannosaurus rexes that I've read about all my life
when I visit, and that would be tourism, if you like.
Still, I felt a little uneasy about just putting
down tourism as the reason, I confess. Matter of fact
I've been kinda avoiding our local bishop, because I
don't want to have to confess all of this to him,
until after I come back from Togo, but on the other
hand, I do want to know how to send money through
Western Union.
I asked Reuben about how one sends money through
Western Union, and he said you have to go all the way
to their office in Chicago, because Hamlet doesn't
have a Western Union outlet. Now Chicago is nearly
eight hours away by horse and buggy, and Yora Lyre
says that the road is just awful; packed with big
trucks that scare the horses, and that nobody should
try to drive on the interstate in a horse and buggy.
It would be simpler, I think to use the bank in
Hamlet, and get old Cash Grabbit to walk me through
the business of sending money to your bank account.
I liked your pictures. I emailed Bishop Fair Y.
Tinkerbell and asked him to send you your referral
certificate, but he has just emailed me back that he
still needed a copy of the first page of your PASSPORT
for identification; I guess he means the side that has
your picture and all the little letters and numbers.
I think he is sending you a copy of the email. Could
you get that to him please?
Your loving brother
Isa
P.S. So you want me to come to the hotel after I get
into Togo? Will you be able to meet me at the
airport? Mr. Williams just wrote me saying he'd be
glad to meet me at the airport, but I haven't replied
to him because I'm suspicious of his motives. I don't
have my passport and visa back from my good buddy, old
Dubya Bush of Washington D.C., yet, but I am sending
you a copy of the picture I had taken for my passport,
so you will be able to recognize me at the airport. .
First photograph I've had in my whole life! Don't I
look fine? It's the suit I keep for funerals. I
haven't been this dressed up since we buried Virtue,
many years ago.
Note to Readers: The picture purporting to be mine
is a colorized photograph of President Abraham
Lincoln
BELLO UMAR
Sent : Thursday, December 18 2003 11:06 PM
Originating-IP: [81.199.2.67] This is the original
Amsterdam server.
Dearest Brother Isa,
Forget about Mr Frank, he is a crook, he is just
trying to steal information from you about your
movement and our mutual transaction.
Please desist from him because he is a fraudlent man,
such people like him will be sending you a lot of
unsolicited emails in future from elswhere even from
Europe, Asia with all part of the world and if you
dare try to reply to such mails then all our effort in
getting the old Georges wealth will be jeopardised
totally. Dont ever reply to his email because he is
not part of us and i dont know who he is either.
Now that you have my pictures copy with you is like we
have gone into a life OATH which can never be broken
on this Earth, so all information that you need to
know in Africa must come from me or our dear Bishop
Fair Y. Tinkerbell who have approved for me to be an
accredited member of the Amish Order Of the Weasel,
but dont ever tell the Bishop Fair Tinkerbell about my
transaction with you. Hope you saw all my pictures
correctly ???
Mr Frank is an impostor, a joker who wants to spoil
our deal, please dont send any of your picture or
flight movement to such fraudster who will put us into
a problem that will raise an eyebrow to see your face
upon your arrival at the lome Togo airport because
this will pose a great danger to our mutual
transaction in claiming the inheritance of late Mr
George Kringle of blessed memories !!! Mr Frank
motives is to distroy our business that is why he
wants to come and wait you at the airport. Did he knew
you before ?? Please desist from writing any email to
him again as that will expose our deal to him more
because he is a crook.
I myself will be at the airport to wellcome you as my
church member and also a family brother ok!!! so you
can tell the Embassy or the security at the airport
that your visit in lome Togo is to meet with your
church members at Mango-Kara and also to see your old
family members of Amish who lives here in Lome Togo.
I am your fellow Amish brother now and you must have a
great trust with me because i have been baptised back
in the house of the Lord with your fatherly advise to
me. I will email my International passport to the
Bishop as he requested, so please keep away from
anybody that may try to send you any message regarding
any assistance because a lot of dubious people in
various parts of the world and Africa mainly are
seeking information to know much about our late
brother the old George Kringles wealth, but all there
letters are fraudlent and fake so delete every of such
messages each time that you may receive it. Please
keep everything to yourself and make sure you delete
every strange emails that may come to you from any of
this fraudlent people who are spying through the
internet to get vital information except you verify
such from me ok !!!!
Attach is my friends bank account were you will wire
the money to me, forget about sending it by western
union because i dont want to stress you up by going to
Chicago Town which is miles away from Hamlet, i dont
want the big trucks in Town to hit the Horse and the
Buggy please !! i hope with the below bank account
information the funds will get down to me here.
ECO-BANK
20 RUE DU COMMERCE BP
3302
LOME-TOGO, WEST AFRICA
SWIFT WIRE : ECOETGTG
ACCOUNT NO: 102352402017
BENEFICIARY: STANLEY
CHINASA NJIBE
I will send my International passport to the bishop
tomorrow and i will also send a copy to you for your
reference.
Please wire the $30,000.00 by a swift transfer for
quick confirmation, and endeavour to send me the wire
transfer confirmation slip as soon as you conclude the
payment with the bank in Hamlet. Tell the man incharge
at the Hamlet bank to make the routing transfer with
the above bank account information which i have given
to you via a swift transfer.
Remain blessed forever !!!!
Brother Bello Umar.
NB: Please take good note of the account number as to
avoid any wrong transfer!!!!!!
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
To: cluelesschristian@yahoo.com
CC: belloumar9999@hotmail.com
Sent: Thursday, December 18, 2003 01:31 PM
Subject: Baptismal Certificate
Your Grace:
I attach the baptismal certificate of my long lost
relative, Mr. Bello Umar, which I have signed at his
request. Although I did not actually witness the
ceremony in which he joined the august Order of the
Weasel, I respectfully affirm witnessing two
photographs submitted by Mr. Bello, documenting his
performance of this rite. If it pleases you, pray
send Mr. Umar the reference certificate, which he so
earnestly desires.
Sincerely,
Isaac Haymaker
Hamlet, Indiana, U.S.A.
FAIR TINKERBELL
Sent: Thursday, December 18, 2003 1:55 PM
To: Bello umar: belloumar9999@hotmail.com
My dear Son Bello:
Welcome, Welcome "home" to the Order of the Weasel.
I am delighted by the reverent photographs sent to
me, and I enclose your completed baptismal
certificate.
There is one other matter before I can release you
to engage in business transactions with your Haymaker
relatives. Since your baptism was performed in the
presence of two individuals not personally known to
me, it is necessary that you send me a copy of your
passport photograph to verify that you are indeed the
person you say you are.
With all the blessings of the Weasel and of the
Skunk.
Faithfully,
Fair Tinkerbell
Bishop, Lome, Togo
BELLO UMAR
Sent : Friday, December 19, 2003 8:27 AM
To : israelhaymaker
Subject : RE: REPLY BY FAX 00 228 22 00 431
Originating-IP: [62.56.191.66] His other Amsterdam
server.
Dearest Brother Isa,
Thank you for signing for me as my third witness in
this great performance of my rite as a fellow Amish
Brother and i hope i have completed the needed
obligations to become part of this great old family.
Today i am attaching my passport to the bishop Fair Y.
Tinkerbell and i will also be sending a copy to you
for your reference. I hope you received the bank
account which i sent to you yesterday as to make the
transfer from the Hamlet Bank?? Please try and keep
our dealing very secret and confidential as i keep
ringing to you everyday because i will not like any
hitch that will delay our chances in getting this
inheritance claim of our late family brother out from
the bank. I can now recognise you very well with your
nice picture which you sent to me, you are a good
hansome man indeed, your attire is very good and nice
looking like my own grandfather. I hope to meet with
you by January next year upon your arrival at the Lome
Togo airport and we can then talk much about our life
and how GOD have make us to meet together after a long
last.
Have a nice day Brother Isa.
Mr Bello Umar.
NB: A nicely photoshopped Togolaise passport was
attached
FAIR TINKERBELL
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 5:27 PM
Subject: Welcome to the Order of the Weasel
My dear son Bello:
Welcome! Welcome to the Order of the Weasel! We
rejoice that you have rejoined the faith of your
fathers!
Enclosed find your signed referral certificate
authorizing you to do business with your relative and
my good "brother" Isa Haymaker.
I look forward to seeing you at diocesan events in the
near future.
With all blessings,
Fair Y. Tinkerbell
Bishop, Togo Diocese
Order of the Weasel
Order of the Skunk
NB: Mr. Bello Umar's referral certificate has
finally been signed and is attached here.
BELLO UMAR
Sent : Sunday, December 21, 2003 3:16 AM
Dearest Bishop Fair Tinkerbell,
Thank you for accepting me in the house of the Lord.
Thank you fro wellcoming me to the Order Of the Weasel
and Order Of the
Skunk, back to the faith of my for-fathers, so i am
very glad for your
kind acceptance my Lord.
I will be glad to meet you in the near future whenever
the next
congress will hold.
Thank you Sir!!!
Your Son,
Mr Bello Umar.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Monday, December 22, 2003 9:02 AM
Dear Brother Bello
Sabbath greetings! I received your email concerning
the account you wish me to use, in order to rent a
house for me in Togo, and I spoke to Cash Grabbit
about how one sends money through banks on Saturday.
Unfortunately, I did not get Bishop Fair Y.
Tinkerbell's signed referral certificate before the
bank closed at 1:00 PM, and we are now in the period
between the Fourth Sunday in Advent and the Feast of
the Three Kings. As the bishop may have mentioned, we
Amish conduct no business whatsoever during this holy
time. I therefore will send you your money on January
7th, when the banks reopen for business. I eagerly
anticipate seeing you face to face in Togo
Your brother Isa Haymaker
Picking up again in January - we see that Israel Haymaker & Co. have been very busy:
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
Sent : Monday, December 22, 2003 9:55 AM
To : israelhaymaker
Subject : RE: Sabbath greetings!
Dearest Brother Isa,
Thank you for your kind email to me. I am very happy
that you have assisted me so much in coming back to my
old people life and making me to become a full
accredited member of the Amish Order Of the Weasel and
i am glad that the bishop have accepted me into the
House of the Lord.
Happy Sabbath feast and more blessings to you, i hope
to continue our transaction with you as soon as the
bank opens for business and i will be happy to meet
you phisically upon your arrival in Lome Togo by
January.
Have you gotten your passport and visa ready??? please
attach your International passport copy and send to me
for my reference because i need to have a copy of your
passport with me. Did you receive any message again
from the dubious Mr William who claims to work with a
bank in Cotonou-Benin Republic??? Please remember to
keep away from any of such persons who may send you
another email regarding any assistance just to get
vital information from you about our mutual dealings
because you can now see that i am free to do any
business with you based on the OATH which i have taken
declaring my full rite as a member of the church.
I will be so glad to be in the next conference of the
church which will take place in near future time
according to what the bishop Fair Y Tinkerbell said in
his message to me.
Please update me as soon as your visa is ready.
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
IP 62.56.191.66
Sent : Wednesday, December 24, 2003 9:30 AM
Dearest Brother Isa,
Happy xmas greetings to you and the entire family!
How is Auntie Avarice? is she doing ok? hope
everything is moving fine.
I am hoping to meet with you by January upon your
arrival in lome Togo for us to finalise the
transaction with the bank.
Have you received your passport and visa from
Washington DC ??? please keep me updated soon!!
Remain blessed,
Mr Bello Umar.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Monday, December 29, 2003 2:51 PM
To: Bello umar: belloumar9999@hotmail.com
CC: frankwilliams1000@hotmail.com;
cluelesschristian (this is Fair Tinkerbell's e-mail #)
Subject: She's Alive!!!
Dear Brother Bello and Bishop Tickerbell:
It has been an exceedingly merry xmas for me, for
there has been WONDERFUL news! I have just learned
from Mr. Frank Williams - about whom, dear brother
Bello, I think you MUST be wrong - that cousin George
- actually Georgina - is alive! Alive!! ALIVE!!! Yes,
she was saved from the wreckage of that ill-fated
plane crash, and is, at this very hour, lying in the
primate surgical ward of the Artis Zoological Garden
in Amsterdam (the Netherlands), after having
delivered twin half-Sasquatch infants by C-section
some time earlier. It seems that although a pterosaur
(Quetzalcoatlus northropi) collided with the plane in
midair, fragmenting it on that inauspicious day so
long ago; miraculously, Cousin Georgina fell literally
into the arms of a Sasquatch (Bigfoot) who carried our
poor cousin off for amorous purposes. Overcome with
joy at her rescue, dear Georgina fell in love with her
hirsute rescuer, (whom she has baptized "Tarzan") and
married him some months ago, in a touching ceremony
witnessed by primates from the Bonobo to the
Archbishop of Canterbury. However, complications
developed in the resulting pregnancy, and so the
worried couple approached passing space aliens for
medical attention. Their UFO took Georgina to the
Primate House at the Artis Zoological Gardens in
Amsterdam for an emergency C-section. (The Artis's
talented director, Dr Maarten Frankenstein, performed
this operation.) The UFO is still at the Artis
Planetarium, hidden just underneath the dome; the
aliens are staying at the Artis Aquarium, and the
children are at the Primate House with Tarzan.
Georgina is still terribly weak, and has a throat
injury from the plane crash. She could not say much
to me when she telephoned the kiosk, and didn' sound
at all like an Amish woman. But with a little
prompting she was able to tell me the password ITSAR
EALMU GUIAM.
Poor Georgina will be transferred to the Academic
Medical Center of the University of Amsterdam later
this week for specialized care. The infants will
remain at the zoological garden under Tarzan's
fatherly eye. As the head of the Kringle-Haymaker
family I am leaving for Amsterdam this Saturday,
taking as much money as I could gather up on such
short notice from our friends and acquaintances to pay
for the expenses surrounding the childbirth. My plane
leaves Chicago at 4:20 PM and arrives in Amsterdam at
10:40 AM on the Sunday. Mr. Williams says he and Dr.
Frankenstein will meet me at Schipol Airport and will
take me directly to see the babies. You will be able
to contact me through Mr Williams; his email is
frankwilliams1000@xxxx
Your overjoyed brother,
Isa Haymaker
P.S. I'll go on to Lome, Togo to take care of the
money angle for dear Georgina later via Air France
flight 816 departing Paris from de Gaulle airport, on
Sat, Jan 10 at 1:50pm just as we had previously
planned, but clearly all the documents will need to be
redone how that our dear Georgiana is alive, ALIVE,
ALIVE!!!!
P.P.S. I'll also bring along your gold, and the money
I promised you. Do you think you can meet me at
Schipol Airport along with Frank and Dr. Frankenstein?
N.B. Auntie Kringle sends you a big hug and has given
me home baked cookies for you. I have put them
carefully in my hand luggage, well wrapped in my barn
smock.
Note to Readers: A bonobo is a primate; a member of
the great ape family, a partial list of which includes
chimpanzees, orangutans and gorillas. Archbishops of
the Anglican church are also amusingly referred to as
primates.
JOKE: You are in a room with a gorilla, a chimpanzee,
and the Archbishop of Canterbury. The chimpanzee has
a banana, the gorilla has a stick, and the Archbishop
of Canterbury has a profoundly divided church. Who is
the smartest primate in the room? (The answer comes
after the following paragraph.)
Artis Zoo is indeed in Amsterdam, and a Dr. Maartens
FrankenHAUS is its director. But I couldn't resist
changing the poor man's name. Needless to say neither
he, his zoo, nor the University of Amsterdam have any
knowledge of a xenophilic primagravida on their
property.
Any answer to the above question that doesn't say that
YOU are the smartest primate in the room has got to be
wrong. Humans are also members of the primate
family.
FRANK WILLIAMS
From : frankwilliams1000@xxx
Sent : Wednesday, December 24, 2003 3:55 PM
To : Bello umar: belloumar9999@hotmail.com
Subject : HAYMAKER MUGU! MUGU! MUGU! MUGU!
Monkey dey work babon dey chop, my own don betta!
Note to Readers: Mr. Frank Williams owes his name to
the sender of a 419 letter that I didn't respond to,
but is otherwise entirely my creation. Thanks to the
pidgin dictionary on the web for this message, which
could be translated as "I reap where you sowed; my
ship came in!"
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
IP 62.56.191.66 -IP: 62.56.191.66
Sent : Tuesday, December 30, 2003 12:05 PM
To : Israel Haymaker
Subject : 419 scam by Mr. Frank Williams
Dear Brother of the Lord Amish Isa Haymaker,
You have been decieved by a
FRAUDSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Frank William is not from the Kringles, he is a
CROOK and a KILLER, you have given him enough room to
operate by commuinicating him in my absent, please
give me the password of your emailbox immediately so
that i can go in there and block him from sending more
dubious deceiving stories and letters to you, he was a
deceiver trying to reap you off your hard earned
money!!!! I thaught you told me earlier that you will
never write him again because you suspected his
movement, so why are you now travelling to Amsterdam
upon his decieving word and tormenting advise to you.
Who is Mr Frank?? did you knew him before?? do you
knew him from ADAM??? do you want yourself to be
defrauded and killed by a black monkey who claims to
know you based on my information which you have
wrongly passed to him mistakenly?? Desist from Mr
Frank and dont ever try to fly to Amsterdam Holland
this weekend because they will murder you there and
take all your money from you, Georgina is a different
name from the old George Kringle whom i have meet
earlier before his sudden death when he was alive with
his family here in Lome Togo, please dont be decieved
by fake names and stories that was not true.
Mr Frank William is not an Amish, he is a FRAUDLENT
CON-ARTIST who is trying to reap you off in
collaboration with his Gang fraud artist in Amsterdam
Holland because they saw you as an old man of Amish
and it seems to me that you have given him all the
information about me.
This is terrible Brother Isa, i have been baptised in
the Lord of Amish Order of the Weasel and you have
chosen to do business with me in good faith after
Bishop Tinkerbell gave you a go ahead signatory on me
as a good Brother. Did you also ask the FRAUDLENT man
Mr Frank to baptise as an Amish?????? i hope not!
Please dont ever go to Amsteredam or Holland or any
other place he may want you to go because they will
kill you there and steal all the money that you have
with you, dont go there because Mr George Kringle and
Mrs Janet Kringle her wife died in the same airplane
crash together on the 31st October 1999 as they were
coming home on holidays from America and had no baby
at all. The person that spoke with you is not Mrs
Janet George Kringle!! that is why her voice did not
sound like a real Amish woman at all, and did not
speak to you for so long because you will dictate the
voice as a con-artist FRAUDSTER who is trying to reap
you off your hard earned money, that person that
called the kiosk is a liar because no single body
survived in that Egyptian airplane crash that occured
in America in the year 1999, this plane crash did not
happen recently ok, this is not the same crash that
occured in Cotonou-Benin Republic on the 27th day of
December 2003, Mr Frank William is trying to decieve
you with this recent crash that occured in Benin
Republic which has no American passenger on board, the
airline that crashed in Benin on the 27th December
2003 was flying to Beriut Lebanon and Mrs Janet George
was not in that plane ok. Mr & Mrs George Kringle are
late already since 1999 after that fatal crash that
occured in America with the Egyptian airline flight
number 990.
For your correct information please visit this below
websites and confirm what i have just told you because
the airline that was conveying Mr/Mrs George Kringle
to America was an Egyptian airline.
http://www.arabicnews.com/ansub/Daily/Day/991120/1999112015.html
http://www.stormpages.com/brainstrain/ft800.html
Mr Frank William is a great liar, a deceiver and a
con-artist fraudster who is working against us, i dont
know him before because we dont have any relative in
Cotonou-Benin Republic, old George Kringle spent all
his life here in Lome Togo before he decided to fly
back to America with the family when that crash
occured in New York America which caused his sudden
death in October 31st 1999, you will find the correct
information on the above website which i have sent to
you as a reference.
Amsterdam-Holland is a corrupt European country nation
and there is a lot of African con-aritist FRAUDSTERS
GANG over there working in collaboration with the
dubious Mr Frank William in Cotonou-Benin Republic
West Africa, there work is to deceive old people like
you with fake fraudlent information and documents
thereby extructing your money dubiously from you, they
will steal your money and ran away with it upon your
arrival in Amsterdam Holland, and they may end up
killing you because you are an old man of Amish.
Do you want to loose your life like our other Amish
Brothers and Sisters who were murdered, persecuted and
humiliated in Europe during the old ages??????? based
on the fact that our religoin permits baptism only at
the Adult age a lot of our Brothers were killed in
Europe in the old time because the European world does
not support such act of baptism, so you must be
careful with the extent you were going with Mr Frank
William.
Remember that all that glitters were not meant to be
GOLD!!! be carefull Brother Isa Haymaker, you have
gone too far with a nuissance who wanted to riun your
entire life forever!!!!!!!!!!! Mr Frank William is not
to be trusted in any way or else you may end up your
life in jail, he is promising to meet you in Amsterdam
and at the same time promised to meet you in Lome
Togo!! what a rediculous attitude is that??? does it
mean he was a spirit that will be everywere at the
same time????? take him as a great liar based on his
complicating words to you!!!!!
Remember that you are not too conversant with the
western life and you were not also too famliar with
the computer system based on your origin as an Amish
man, and you can not dictate junk email messages which
is been circulated around the globe by Fraudsters like
Mr Frank William so i will advise you to stop
immediate commuincation with him outrightly.
Please visit the below websites too, this will give
you more clue of information about Mr Frank William
numerous tricks to get you defrauded entirely upon
your arrival in Amsterdam Holland. Remember that
European world does not love the Amish people way of
life and they ended up killing all our brothers and
relatives during the 17th/18th century, this is
according to what i red in the website episode about
the Amish people life which you sent to me earlier
when we commenced this business. Do you want to loose
your life for a monkey business that is not existing
at all????
Mr Frank William proposal to you is a FRAUDLENT letter
been circulated by various con-artist men in the web
who are trying to gain information about our family
wealth of Mr GEORGE WILLIAM WILBERFORCE KRINGLE which
is here with the Ecobank lome Togo Republic, Mr Frank
William just wanted to use the information he saw in
the web about the plane crash and defraud you off your
money dubiously. Mr Frank William is a different
entity entirely, he never knew anything about what i
am doing with you at all, he bears the name Frank
william does not mean he is a part of the Kringles
family because anybody can easily bear such name
William or Frank! Are you really working with your
senses???
Mr Frank is not a Truthful man, he is an impostor, a
joker and a deciever only working towards reaping you
off your hard earned money upon your arrival in
Amsterdam Holland. I am your Brother in the Lord of
Amish Order Of the Weasel and i can not decieve you in
thsi life, how on this earth are you now sending
copies of my messages to an unknown FRANK who is
trying to reap us off our money, and at the same time
telling me to send you an email with the Mr Franks
email address! does it mean you can not access your
own emailbox by yourself any longer???? this is very
astonished to me!
Mr FRANK is not a family brother, he is a fraudlent
con-artist on the web, please take time to go through
this websites below then you will know the truth of
what i am telling you about the internet fraud that Mr
Frank William is trying to paly with you. He is a
FRUADSTER, please desist immediately!!!!
http://travel.state.gov/scams.html
http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/
http://www.met.police.uk/fraudalert/419.htm
http://www.geocities.com/afrotricks/
http://directory.google.com/Top/Society/Issues/Fraud/Advance_Fee_Fraud/
http://www.geocities.com/scamjokepage/
[We're miffed that he didn't include Scamorama.]
So right now i have made an urgent arrangement with a
courier Diplomatic official who will come to meet you
in Miami by tomorrow afternoon as soon as you are
ready to fly down to Miami by air, what is the
distance hour by air from Indiana to Miami????? can
you be able to fly down to Miami tomorrow?????
Please let me know so that i can inform the diplomat
on how to meet with you upon his arrival tomrrow
morning your time, can he call you at the kiosk before
you will travel to meet him in Miami????
I will try to call you at the kiosk today at about
10.am this morning your time, please wait for my
urgent telephone call so that i will link you up with
the diplomat who will be coming all the way from my
Country Lome Togo, he will be there to give you all
the directives and assistance that you need in coming
down to meet me personnaly in January 10th as per our
schedule, now that you have given Mr Frank William
your flight schedule that is another problem because
he is now fully aware of your trip to meet with me in
lome Togo. Dont you think this will be too dangerous
for both of us??
So please stop immediate commuincation with him and
also cancel your flight booking to Amsterdam Holland
immediately. Please cancel the flight booking movement
to Amsterdam Holland indefinitely because the said
Frank William could not be trusted at all, he is a
real deciever and a FRAUDSTER. You are seriously
warned Brother Isa, please stop immedaite
commuincation with Mr Frank or any other person that
he must have linked you up with as a fake Dr
Frankenstein who is not a real doctor either. All
these fellows Mr Frank and Dr Frankenstein are
fraudlent impostors in the internet trying to defraud
old people like you there hard earned money under the
pretence of a good business proposal.
I am sending a copy of this message to Bishop
Tinkerbell at our Mango-Kara diocese, maybe he will
advise you more on the total risk that you were
involved by moving into a fraudlent dealing with an
unknown Mr Frank William who will end up in defrauding
all your money in Amsterdam Holland. You are the
only person that is given Mr Frank the vital
information to work on us because you disobeyed me by
still keeping him in constant communication in regards
to my mutual dealings with you. This is wonderful
indeed, upon all my words of advise to you relating to
internet fraud that is going around the global world
you are still adamant in dealing with Mr Frank
William!!!!!! Are you sure you are my Brother
truely??? because if you are as you claim to be then
you must take my advise alone as to avoid any problem
that will jeopardise my mutual relationship with you
and even put me on a risk position with my official
work in the bank.
Bishop Tinkerbell is a man of dignity and he knows the
best way to do things with people, maybe you will take
his own advise for now because i am very upset with
what you are doing with a dubiuos Mr Frank William, do
you want to end up in jail as an old man?????? please
dont ever think of going to any Amsterdam-Holland or
any part of Europe for any business dealings with
anybody.
The acclaimed Dr. Frankenstein is not a Doctor in any
way, he is a fellow con-artist man, he works in
collaboration with Mr Frank who lives in
Contonou-Benin Republic and was the same person who
sent you that letter telling you that he works with
the Continental Bank, how then will he Frank be in
Amsterdam Holland to meet you at the Schipol Airport
upon your arrival????? all his words are very
deceiving, complicating and untrue in nature to me
because Mrs Janet George Kringle was not pregnant
before she made this trip with her husband Mr George
in the 31st October 1999 and there is no possibility
that she has any twin baby because she have already
stopped given issues to babies before the plane crash
occoured to her with the husband in the year 1999. Her
name is Mrs Janet George Kringle and not Georgina
ok!!!!
All these stories that Mr Frank is telling you is just
fake, Mr & Mrs George Kringle is death since 1999 and
they never have any relation in Africa except me who
works with the Ecobank lome Togo, Mr Frank is a joker
and a liar, i never meet his person before in my life
and after my full investigation through my bank branch
office in Cotonou-Benin Republic i was able to confirm
that there is no Mr Frank William working with any
Continental Bank. He is a pure FRAUDSTER!!!!!!!!!
Remember that i have never lied to you before, you
were the same person that informed me about my lineage
with you so how then is Frank a related to us????? any
person can bear such name Frank or William, so i
advise you to keep off from him immediately as to save
your life and my mutual business with you as a family
brother in the Lord of Amish people.
Please proceed to the kiosk and wait for my call there
upon receipt of this message!!
I am also sending a copy of this message to the Bishop
Tinkerbell here in lome Togo, he will soon contact you
and tell you your mistakes and risk involved with
proposing a fraud business in Europe Amsterdam Holland
with an unknown fellow who is trying to reap off your
money from you and kill you in Amsterdam Holland.
I am dissappointed with what you are doing this time!!
does it mean you dont trust me again???
Desist from any movement to Holland because old George
is late with wife Janet since 1999, the stories that
Frank was telling you is just to divert your attention
from our real business and reap you off your money in
Amsterdam Holland upon your arrival, please dont ever
listen to him again!!!
SEND TO ME YOUR EMAIL BOX PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY SO THAT
I CAN LOG INTO THE MAILBOX AND BLOCK MR FRANK FROM
SENDING FURTHER EMAIL MESSAGES TO YOU.
Please wait for my call at the kiosk today!! I will
try to call my name BROTHER BELLO as a CODE WORD, then
you will know that i am the one calling you.
Mr Frank is a liar and a deciever, he is FRAUDSTER, i
will forward you the rubbish message that he sent to
me today, rejoicing and telling me in his letter that
he has caught you on the web as a victim and he will
surely deal with you dubiously and reap you off your
money upon arrival in Amsterdam Holland this week.
Yours Brother in the Lord Amish,
Mr Bello Umar.
NB:Dear Brother Isa Haymaker please stop copying my
messages to Mr Frank William, i will inform the bishop
to advise you to desist immediately from this fake
dealings that you are having with a FRAUDSTER called
Mr Frank William!!
The Archbishiop of Canterbury is Rev. Desmond Tutu of
South Africa, so never beleive that he was in any fake
ceremony of such as was lied to you by Mr Frank
William.
Note to Readers: While I might prefer Rev. Tutu as
Archbishop of Canterbury, this is not, alas, the case.
My, but dear Bello is agitated, isn't he?
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
IP
62.56.191.66 -IP: 62.56.191.66
Sent : Tuesday, December 30, 2003 12:32 PM
To : Israel Haymaker
Subject : FW: HAYMAKER MUGU! MUGU! MUGU!
Dearest Brother Isa,
I am forwarding you the letter Mr Frank William sent
to me yesterday, congratulating himself in a local
dialete, singing praises to himself that his life is
now better as he has caught you on the web as an old
man who is not very familiar with internet, that he
will defraud your hard earned money from you with his
partners upon your arrival in Amsterdam Holland this
week. Take a look at the below message sent me!!
I am dissappointed Brother Isa, what is all this
about???
Your unhappy Brother,
Mr Bello Umar.
FRANK WILLIAMS
To: belloumar9999@hotmail.com
Subject: HAYMAKER MUGU! MUGU! MUGU! MUGU!
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:51:39 +0000
Monkey dey work babon dey chop, my own don betta! i
will surely deal with this your Brother Isa Haymaker,
he is a big fool MUGU. My partners in Amsterdam
Holland will deal with him seriuosly upon arrival this
week!!
to hell woth you Mr Bello!!
Note to Readers: I guess I am not the only person
who can impersonate Mr. Frank Williams. At this point
I filed a complaint with the FBI in order to see if
they might be able to pick up the confederate in
Florida. Hey, the reach of these scamsters is pretty
impressive, isn't it?
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
IP
62.56.191.66
Sent : Tuesday, December 30, 2003 3:29 PM
To : Israel Haymaker
CC: Fair Tinkerbell
Subject : Desist 419 scam by Mr. Frank Williams
Dear Brothers of the Lord Amish Isa Haymaker and
Bishop Fair Y Tinkerbell,
I am highly disappointed with Brother Isa Haymaker, he
lied to me as a brother in the Lord of Amish Order Of
the Weasel, Mr Isa haymaker have decieved me by
engaging into a SCAM dealings with a CROOK and a THIEF
called Mr Frank William. Is this the right way to do
business by an Amish man?? Mr Isa Haymaker wants to
travel to Amsterdam Holland on a SCAM business that
will reap him off all his life earnings with pretence
that he was involved with a good businessman.
Mr Frank William is a con-artist scamist and a
fraudster, he sent me a letter today congratulating
himself that he has worn the hart of Isa Haymaker as a
fool and a greedy businessman who is not much
conversant with internet fraud businesses.
Please my Dear Bishop Tinkerbell kindly go through
this scam websites below, and please advise Brother
Isa Haymaker to disengage all further commuincations
with this fraudster Mr Frank William because he will
reap him off his money upon his arrival in Amsterdam
Holland, they may end up killing our dear brother Isa
in Amsterdam Holland because they are only after
collecting his money from him with a fake story that
never existed, we dont have any Georgina in our family
lineage so this gives me enough room to suspect that
Mr Frank William is deceiving our Brother Isa Haymaker
with a dubious story that never occured.
Mr Frank William is one of those con-artist fraudsters
in the internet after i verified from my contacts in
the bank that Mr William Frank is not working with any
bank Continetal Bank in Cotonou-Benin Republic. Please
study the below website and you will confirm that Mr
Frank William is a SCAM artist and a Dubious greedy
man with no attitude.
http://travel.state.gov/scams.html
http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/
http://www.met.police.uk/fraudalert/419.htm
http://www.geocities.com/afrotricks/
http://directory.google.com/Top/Society/Issues/Fraud/Advance_Fee_Fraud/
http://www.geocities.com/scamjokepage/
I am a brother to you in the Lord of the Amish Order
Of the Weasel, i have been baptised by you and you
have accepted me to do business with Mr Isa, so why is
he now engaging into a FRAUD dealings with a stranger
who wanted to steal and extruct his money through a
dubious way.
Why must my own Brother ask me to send him important
messages to an unknown email address of a stranger
called Mr Frank William, a crook who wanted to kill
him in Amsterdam Holland. Does it mean you trusted Mr
Frank more than me??? Did you forget that i am the
first person to contact you about our late brother Mr
George Kringle?? Please note that there is a lot of
SCAM business going around Africa and Europe so it
would not be advisable for Mr Isa to go to any Holland
Amsterdam for any reason because i dont want him to
get hurt as our Amish people is not truely wellcomed
in Europe.
I am very, very upset with you Mr Isa Haymaker, are
you trying to decieve me or what????? this is a
critical time in my life after i have been accepted in
the Order of The Skunk, and i would not want my own
brother Isa Haymaker to fell a victim of SCAM
activities in the internet because i saw it in my
Dream yesterday night and that is the more reason why
i am crying and advising you Sir, Bishop Fair Y.
Tinkerbell to please advise this old man of the Amish
[Mr Isa Haymaker] to be very careful and stop
immediate commuincation with this FRAUDSTER Mr Frank
William.
Because him Isa have my correct pictures already with
him, and he can find me with my pictures wherever i
may be in this world so what is the reason to back-bit
me in my mutual business dealings with him. Is he a
greedy Amish man??? But our Amish people are not meant
to be greedy!!
Because of the winter and the cold in your area as you
told me, that have made me not to meet you earlier in
Hamlet, Indiana this Month. But i never knew in my
mind that you are having another business dealings
with another person who is not even a banker like me,
this man Mr Frank William is satanic and must be
avoided all through in your life except you have
decided to loose your life for no justification.
Are you ready to fly to Miami tomorrow to meet with
the Diplomat who i will send to meet you with a good
faith as to advise you on the risk involved with your
dealings with Frank??? we can also solidify an
arrangement to conclude our mutual transaction in your
country America without you going through the stress
of travelling out to meet me in Lome Togo by the 10th
January 2004.
I will be stopping here until i hear from you today, i
will try to call the kiosk today again, are you going
to wait for my call at the koisk???
Please wait for my call upto 1 hour!! i will call the
koisk immediately.
Worried Brother,
Mr Bello Umar.
FAIR TINKERBELL
Sent: Wednesday, December 31, 2003 12.56 PM
To: Bello umar: belloumar9999@hotmail.com
CC: Israel Haymaker
Subject: Welcome to the Order of the Weasel
Dear Son Bello:
I am truly disturbed by this news, and contacted
Bishop Bilbo Baggins, who guides the Shire Diocese to
which Hamlet belongs. He could only tell me that son
Isa had made a lightning visit to all the farms lying
closest to his own, saying that he had to leave Hamlet
immediately in order to assist a relative who lay
injured, ill, and in childbed overseas. He asked a
neighbor, Paul Revere, to hang two lanterns in the
belfry of the old North Church (signifying a sea
voyage), obtained large amounts of cash and coin from
numerous Amish families in Hamlet, and galloped off on
horseback in the direction of Chicago. (No buses have
been running between La Porte and Chicago for two
days, due to blizzard conditions.) I do not know yet
whether dear Isa has arrived in Chicago as yet; where
he plans to stay while awaiting his plane; or even if
he expects to check his email before departing the
country, but I pray that this may be so.
When I first communicated with son Isa earlier
this month, I understood him to say that you and he
were related, and that he planned to visit you in Togo
to see the tyrannosauri in their native habitat, and
to bring you a small present left for you by Chris
Kringle, your late grandfather, as well as to give you
some start-up funds so that you might purchase a
suitable farm. Since dear Isa is the head of the
Kringle-Haymaker clan, it is right and proper that he
support his younger kinsmen, and of course I approved
these worthy goals. Am I to understand that there
was some other purpose to this visit? Who is George
Kringle? Why is the nefarious Frank Williams
attempting to murder dear Isa? I received a rather
incoherent note on Monday from son Isa saying that
George was really Georgina and that he (or she) was
alive; in the Netherlands; injured; in an interesting
condition; and in need of immediate succor. If his
kinswoman is gravely injured, then certainly dear Isa
should hasten to her aid with all possible speed. But
who is George or Georgina? You should know that if a
sex change operation has been involved, I have no
option but to excommunicate this person, no matter
what extenuating circumstances may be present.
Unfortunately there are no Amish in The Netherlands,
and so I am unable to verify George/Georgina, Tarzan,
Frank, or Dr. Frankenstein's bona fides. Should I
seek assistance from the United States Embassy at The
Hague?
Agitatedly,
Fair Y. Tinkerbell
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
IP
62.56.191.66 -IP: 62.56.191.66
Sent : Thursday, January 01, 2004 7:17 PM
Dearest Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell,
Happy New year to you Sir, very glad to recieve your
email. Please, Please, Please do whatever possible
within your reach and contact the U.S Embassy in the
Hauge before this FRAUDSTERS will kill our dear Isa,
note that no Amish lives in the Netherland so our dear
Isa is in great danger of travelling to Amsterdam
Holland for such a fake news as was given to him by Mr
Frank William who is trying to reap him off his hard
eraned money. For this reason Isa have gathered and
borrowed a lot money to make this trip to Netherland
and this SCAM artist who claims to be a Doctor will
hurt him because the European world does not like the
Amish way of life. My dear Bishop, please can you
make any viable contact to Chicago Police office??? do
you know anybody who lives in Chicago?? because our
dear Isa said his plane will only depart from the
Chicago Airport at 4:20 PM on Saturday and arrives in
Amsterdam at 10:40 AM on the Sunday, so if you can
contact the Police in Chicago with his full
identification to stop him from boarding the airplane
on Saturday as he said, i think that will be 100% ok
for me. Let them return our dear Isa back to Hamlet
immediately, there is nobody called Georgina in our
lineage because i am a true relative to Isa, so Mr
Frank William is a criminal who is trying to reap off
our dear brother Isa his money with a false pretence
that we have a kinswoman in Netherland gravely
injured. THIS IS FALSE!!!!!! The story by Mr Frank
Williams is all fake and dubious because our Amish
people does not have any lineage in Netherland, my
grandfather Mr Chris Kringle who is late now and was
related to my Ewe family here in Lome Togo died with
his wife since long ago in 1999 and have nothing to do
in Amsterdam Holland Hospital.
Mr Frank William and Dr. Frankenstein's are all jokers
and SCAM FRAUDSTER con artist men who are trying to
reap off our dear Isa all his life earned money.
Please try your best possible and contact the United
States Embassy at the Hauge immediately so that they
can take immediate action to arrest this fraudsters at
the Schipol airport Amsterdam upon there arrival on
Sunday to wait for my Brother Isa Haymaker, i dont
want my brother Isa to die in Netherland, please i
need your immediate help and action because the
fraudsters are very dangerous and may end up killing
him there. Poor Isa, i hope you went through all the
SCAM websites which i sent to you as to have full
knowlegde on how this fraudsters use to operate and
defraud people off there hard earned money and even
kill there victims in most circumstances.
I am a brother in the Amish Lord and i can never
deceive or lie to Mr Isa, you have my original
photograph pictures with you and i would not want our
brother Isa to fell a victim of SCAM because i have
been in the banking industry for may years and i know
fully well how this FRAUDSTERS use to operate, deceive
and defraud old people the monies. The circumstance at
present now is to excommunicate this person (MR FRANK
WILLIAMS) from our dear Isa because i dont want my
brother Isa Haymaker to get himself killed in
Amsterdam Holland or would you come to blame me
tomorrow if he losses his life??????? if possible
please lets flash his indentity name and picture at
the Schipol Airport Amsterdam Holland so that the
Netherland Police can deport him back alive upon his
arrival on the Sunday morning according to his flight
schedule because his life is now in danger.
Dear Bishop, please contact the U.S. secret Police
Agency or the Chicago Police so that they can verify
the flight bookings made by Isa for this trip on
Saturday to Netherland and put everything to a hitch
until when Isa will be ready to meet me upon his
arrival in lome Togo by the 12th of this Month January
ok!!!!!!! I am given you all this information rightly
because i dont want you to blame me at last if
something terrible should happen to our dear Isa in
Amsterdam Holland, i am having sleepless night over
this issue since i receive this news that Mr Isa is on
his way to Amsterdam Holland for a monkey business
with a FRAUDSTER called Mr Frank William and a fake
Dr. Frankenstein.
Dear Bishop Fair Y.Tinkerbell please help me, my
brother is in danger
of loosing his life and money, so it is very important
that i see him so that he can get me the present left
to me by my old grandfather the
Kringles, before they will kill him in Amsterdam
Holland for no real business. Please use you contact
and get this matter resolved so that my brother Isa
can come back home to Hamlet immediately before they
will kill him in Holland. Remember that no Amish
person lives in Netherland and this have imposed a lot
of risk to this trip been made by dear Isa to an
unknown country that does not cherish our beautiful
way of living life as the old Amish people. George is
not Georgina ok, this is a different person name and
does not have anything to do with my family relations,
the stories from Mr Frank Williams alltogether is
fake.
Please contact the Chicago Police immediately through
Bishop Bilbo
Baggins and give him the flight schedule of our dear
Isa so that they can track him down with his passport
as to send him back to Hamlet before he would board
the airplane on Saturday, let the bishop send someone
to Chicago immediately and let the person trace our
dear Isa as get hold of him before he will move on
saturday.
Too worried Son,
Mr Bello Umar.
NB:Please Sir, use your legitimate contacts abroad and
get our dear Isa
back to Hamlet immediately before he lives the Chicago
Airport on saturday night, this will please me much
because i dont want to get myself blamed at last
incase if Mr Isa Haymaker get himself murdered by a
fraudlent gang operators whos work is to defraud old
people there money with a false story that never
existed. PLEASE HELP MY BROTHER ISA.!!!!
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
IP
62.56.191.66 -IP: 62.56.191.66
Sent : Thursday, January 01, 2004 7:54 PM
Dearest Bishop Tinkerbell,
Please study carefully the below forwarded message,
this message was sent to me on Monday Dec. 29th by the
wicked murderer Mr Frank Williams after our dear Isa
left Hamlet and have agreed to travel to meet him in
Amsterdam Holland this weekend. Do you want our dear
brother Isa to die like other mytrs who were killed
and humiliated by the European world during the 17th
century????? will you be happy if they kill him under
pretence that we have a kinswoman gravely injured??
this is a 419 Scam activities! No Amish woman lives in
Netherland and we have no relative by the name
Georgina or Tarzan, Mr Frank William must be
iscommunicated entirely by any possible means because
he is a virus and would cause a lot of damage to ur
family image, and brother Isa Haymaker may loose his
life entirely for no good reason. Please contact the
Chicago Police immediately and give them the full
indentification of Mr Isa Haymaker, this will enable
them to get hold of him and send him back to Hamlet
immediately as soon as he gets ready
to board the
airplane on Saturday this weekend.
Worried and concerned Son,
Mr Bello Umar.
Note to Readers: The message was merely the one from
Frank Williams that dear Bello had doctored.
BELLO UMAR
From : bello umar belloumar9999@hotmail.com
IP
62.56.191.66 -IP: 62.56.191.66
Sent : Friday, January 02, 2004 12:58 PM
Subject : urgent, urgent,
urgent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dearest Father Tinkerbell,
Note that the life and death of our dear Brother Mr
Isa is now in your hands as the only person who have
the power to hitch this trip to Amsterdam Holland, i
have given you my own information about the dubious
dealings that he was having with the notorious Frank
who have set up a trap to capture, steal, defraud,
scam, and kill our dear Isa for no reason than his
money, this is terrible and horrible to me. Does it
mean you can not use your contacts abroad to hitch
this trip to Amsterdam Holland????????????? Remember
that i told you at first, so you will not blame or
held me responsible if the worst happen. If his trip
to Netherland is genuine and legal then why did Mr Isa
Haymaker gathered all the money he have and even went
ahead to borrowed some from Amish relatives just to
make a voyage to a kinswoman! did we Amish have any
relation in Netherland??? of course NOT, so what is Mr
Isa going to do with all those monies he gathered from
relatives??????????
Mr Frank and his gang men in Amsterdam Holland will
kill Isa and
collect all the money from him, this is there real
plan and i saw it in my dreams always, i hope you saw
the forwarded letter i sent to you yesterday? this
letter was sent to me by the FRAUDSTER Frank,
threatining me that he have captured our Brother Isa
and he will do him harm upon his arrival in Amsterdam
on Sunday. Mr Frank and Dr. Frankenstein have totally
deceived our dear Isa, they have convinced Mr Isa to a
far extent level by even taking the password of his
emailbox to log into his message box thereby deleting
all the new messages that we have been sending to Mr
Isa, he told Isa to tell me to be sending all messages
to his own mailbox Frank. This have made me to suspect
that Frank is now using the emailbox of our dear Isa,
so this have made it impossible for Mr Isa Haymaker to
read any of our mails all this while. So my idea now
is for us to use the Federal Police Agency in Chicago
Airport and stop Isa from getting to the airplane
tomorrow or we can use the Netherland Police to
repertrate him back incase if he mistakenly board the
airplane tomorrow, how possible can you make it dear
Bishop??? i only trust in you to get this done because
the life of dear Isa is in a great danger! have you
contacted the U.S. Embassy in the Hauge with the
flight time of arrival at the Schipol Airport???? have
you contacted the Chicago Airport Police with the
name, identification and flight depature of Mr Isa
Haymaker
to Amsterdam Holland???????????
Do you want us to loose a great man of the Haymaker
clan??? i repeat again that the life of my brother Isa
Haymaker is in your hands now, ou have every power to
protect him from failing a victim of SCAM to this
fraudsters who claim to be our relatives, but knowing
fully well that our decendants are not living in
Netherlands.
Mr Isa is moving tomorrow from the Chicago Airport at
exactly 4:20pm and his arrival time at Schipol Airport
Amsterdam will be by 10:40am on the Sunday morning, i
dont know the flight name and number but with this
depature and arrival hour i think we can track Isa
down at the Chicago Airport before he will board in
the airplane. Today is the final day, please make sure
you get hold of Isa Haymaker before he will board the
flight to Amsterdam Holland tomorrow. Schipol Airport
is a very dangerous airport, drug dealers, fraudsters
and all the rest of Criminals are there to skip old
people off there money, if not why did Mr Frank told
our dear Isa to gather a lot of money for this trip??
what will he use all this money for??? This is to tell
you that the fraudsters are only after his money, they
want to kill him and collect all his money from him
upon his arrival in Amsterdam Holland by Sunday.
Dearest Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell, you have accepted
me in the house of the Lord, please help my brother
Isa Haymaker from falling a victim of FRAUD and death.
His life is in your hands, please
help,help,help,help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your worried Son,
Mr Bello Umar
JOHN MUSTAFA
From : John Mustafa jmustafa02@yahoo.com
IP:
213.17.23.16 (Amsterdam)
Sent : Friday, January 2, 2004 9:00 PM
To : frankwilliams
Subject : Re: CALL ME ON 31 613 776 467
The plane leaves Chicago at 4:20 PM and arrives in
Amsterdam at 10:40 AM on the Sunday. Mr. Williams
says he and Dr. Frankenstein will meet me at Schipol
Airport and will take me directly to see the
babies. will you be able to come to the Airport ?
CALL ME , SO WE CAN WORK TOGETHER 31 613 776 467
I WILL BE AT THE AIRPORT AT 10 : AM
[Sends same e-mail Sunday, January 4, 2004 3:19 AM]
Note to Readers: 31 is the Netherlands country
code. The text that John Mustafa is citing was been
cut and pasted out of Isa's letter to Bello, so it
looks like my scammer may actually be called John
Mustafa, at least to his fellow scammers! And
clearly, he or one of his associates is in the
Netherlands.
FAIR TINKERBELL
Sent: Monday, January 5, 2003 1.03 PM
Subject: Isa back in Indiana
Dear Son Bello:
I advised Bishop Bilbo Baggins of your messages.
Bishop Baggins reported to on Sunday that not only had
he contacted the airline, but that he had also got in
touch with the Chicago Police Department advising them
to bring in any single men on horseback, and had sent
two English friends, (Orc and Cruella Goblin) to
O'Hare airport in Chicago to wait for son Isa.
However, a most extraordinary thing happened! Dear
Isa did indeed come to O'Hare airport, but when the
Bishop's henchmen tried to accost him, a strange blue
light enwrapped son Isa, who suddenly disappeared. A
peculiar craft hovered over the airport at about the
same time; (see attached photograph), which flew away
shortly after Isa's abduction, and which may be
related to the abduction. As you can imagine, I was
extremely worried, but prayerfully awaited
developments, and was relieved this morning by a call
from son Isa this morning, stating that he was staying
at the Kitty Kat Lounge in South Bend, Indiana, where
the spacecraft had dropped him off after an
exceedingly thorough medical examination. He told me
that he had been trying to reach you, but had been
unable to get through, and that he hadn't checked his
email at all since he left Hamlet. He said you could
reach him at 219-237-9608. We had a bad line, and he
was extremely fatigued by his exertions, so we didn't
say much. I did warn him against Mr. Frank Williams.
Dear Isa plans to return to Hamlet on Wednesday, where
I understand Bishop Baggins has many questions for
him..
Blessings,
Fair Y. Tinkerbell
Note to Readers: The "photograph" was not attached,
and was actually a painting of a UFO, altered by me to
look like a bad photo. The telephone number is that
of a payphone at the Kitty Kat Lounge in South Bend,
Indiana. The Lounge's advertising states "the girls"
always answer the phone when the bar is open, and
might most charitably be described as a place of
exceedingly adult entertainment. It is best known for
the usual split Supreme Court decision, in this case
stating that the state of Indiana might insist upon
minimal clothing on employees of topless bars; that
is, pasties and G-strings. (How come they get all the
good cases, huh? The SC seems to be having way too
much fun.)
BELLO UMAR
IP: 62.56.191.66
Sent : Tuesday, January 06, 2004 4:21:53 PM
Subject : Happy, Happy, Happy
Dearest Father Fair Tinkerbell,
Thank you for all your effort, GOD bless you good man
of GOD!!! I am very happy that dear Isa did not make
it to Amsterdam Holland again after all my findings, i
was very upset after all the news that went through
but thank GOD that he is alive and safe in Indiana. I
have tried to call the number that you gave to me but
could not get through to dear Isa, maybe i will try to
call again tomorrow!v
Will dear Isa be coming to lome Togo to see me on the
12th January 2004 as we earlier schedule????? i hope
he will make it by the grace of almighty GOD.
Please tell Isa to dial my number correctly: 011 228
90 90 720 he will surely get through to me!v
Thank you Sir for all your friuthful effort and kind
attention!!
Remain blessed,
Your Loyal Son,
Mr Bello Umar
Note to Readers: 228 is definitely Togo's country
code, so despite the use of an Amsterdam server and
the shadowy Mr. Mufasa in the Netherlands, quite
possibly dear Bello is in Togo after all.
BELLO UMAR
IP: 62.56.191.66
Sent : Tuesday, January 06, 2004 4:24:28 PM
Dearest Father Fair Tinkerbell,v
Thank you Sir for all your friuthful effort and kind
attention!!
Remain blessed,
Your Loyal Son,
Mr Bello Umar
NB: Please resend the said picture again because i did
not receive the
picture you said in your email!!
Note to Readers: Oooh, he's curious about the photo!
I didn't attach it, because it was so large I couldn't
send it to his box. Well, let me try again! Here is
a MUCH better picture from
http://unexplainable.crazysayings.com/images/upload/UFO2003.jpg
At first glance this looks like two triangular
spaceships, but using a little knowledge of
perspective, and the size of the train in the
background, the objects in the foreground are probably
triangular camp cushions lifted by strong winds (see
cirrus clouds) high above the Windy City.
FAIR TINKERBELL
Sent: Tuesday, January 6, 2003 10.05 AM
Subject: Strange craft
Dear Son Bello:
I attach the photograph of the spacecraft taken by
reporters of the Chicago Herald News. You can clearly
see the Chicago skyline, with the commuter train in
the background, and these strange craft; well two of
them! The U.S. Air Force stated that the craft is of
no type or pattern registered in any U.S. or foreign
fleet. The Thunderbirds, a top USAF fighter squadron,
scrambled to intercept these strange vessels, but were
unable to force them to land. They outdistanced our
fastest fighter jets with ease. There were apparently
several abductions, (including the horse), and not all
of the people have been, as yet, returned. I believe
that dear Isa is debriefing the U.S. Air Force on this
matter, which is why he does not return to Hamlet
until tomorrow.
Blessings,
Fair Y. Tinkerbell
Note to Readers: Darn it, it still didn't go through.
Maybe I can send the same news from Isa's mailbox.
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Thursday, Jan 08, 2003 2:40 PM
To: Bello umar: belloumar9999@hotmail.com
CC: Fair Tinkerbell
Subject: Sabbath Greetings!!
Dear Brother Bello:
I just got all your emails and those of Bishop Fair
this morning. What a time I've been having! I went to
Chicago, a ride I never want to repeat in my life.
Cold, and the trucks just kept honking and honking at
me. I rode cross-country most of the time, but you
just can't avoid riding on the Interstate in that part
of the country. When I got close enough to find a
hotel with airport van service, they gave me a hassle
about putting the horse in a guestroom. I was pretty
short with them, let me tell you, and they backed
down. When I got to the airport, there was this weird
THING hovering just above me, (see photograph), and
then suddenly, there was a humongous flash! When I
could see again, I was inside a strange room with
strange looking people. They must come from the other
side of the world, because I have NEVER seen anybody
like them before in my life. Look at the eye folds in
this photograph. I think they MUST be Chinese,
because I always heard that Chinese people looked very
strange. They hooked up a lot of wires to me, and
asked me a lot of questions, and then, well, I just
can't bear to write about what they did to me next,
but it involved high-pressure hoses, a lot of water,
and every single opening in my body.
THEY SAID THEY KNEW GEORGINA! They also said not to
go to Amsterdam, because Georgina and the twins were
fine, and they had just dropped Georgina, Tarzan, and
the twins back home in Africa. I asked them about
Frank Williams, and they said that they didn't know
him, but that they meant to pick him up and check him
out. They seemed particularly interested in him.
Apparently the Chinese have figured out some way of
tracking down the whereabouts of anybody who has sent
an email in his life before, and they didn't expect to
have any trouble finding him. I mentioned about
Georgina's box and they said that Georgina hadn't had
any boxes in storage, so I guess you are right that
George and Georgina are two different people. How
strange that they are both related to me! When they
were done, they dropped me off at the Kitty Kat
Lounge, and I FORGOT TO ASK FOR THE HORSE BACK. After
that I had to talk to General Hazzard of the U.S. Air
Force about the Chinese gentlemen, and he had his
people hook me up to wires just like the Chinese folk,
but thankfully, they didn't use any hoses or water.
Your exhausted brother
Isa
P.S. The Chinese gentlemen also seemed particularly
interested in you, brother Bello, and said that they
meant to go talk to you right after they saw Mr. Frank
Williams. When they do that, please tell them that I
need my horse back. I"ll see you in Togo in a few
days.
Note to Readers: The picture I sent of the alien was
that at this children's costume URL:
http://www.childrens-costumes.com/media/1-deluxealienmask.jpg
The picture of the alien ships was the one I had
tried to send him multiple times before.
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Thursday, January 8, 2004 5:14 PM
To: Israel Haymaker
Subject: Please Desist from Mr Frank Williams!
Dearest Brother Isa,
Happy,Happy,Happy indeed after receiving your email.
Happy and Properous New Year to you my beloved Amish
Brother. My greeting goes to Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell
as the only saviour who helped you from getting
yourself killed in Amsterdam Holland for a monkey
business which Mr Frank Williams lied to you that a
certain relative Georgina was involved in an airplane
crash and your urgent attention is highly needed in
Netherland! this is all false because we dont have any
decendants in Europe and Georgina is very different
from Mr George Kringle my late grandfather who is well
related to you. Thank GOD your life was saved from
this danger, i am the person who made it possible
through the assistance of the good Bishop of Shire
Dioceses Mr Bilbao Baggins.
Please extend my sabbath greetings to the Bishop of
Shire, and please forget about Mr Williams as from
this moment because we are not related to him in any
way, if not why did he lied to you and even stressed
you up to make a long journey to Chicago without any
viable reason at all. Please desist from him or else i
will report you to Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell, maybe he
will help me to question you more about this fraudlent
dealings that you are having with the same Dubious
Frank Williams who wanted to reap you off all your
money and at the same time kill you incase if you have
refused to hand over the money to him in Amsterdam
Holland upon your arrival.
The Chinese gentlemen have done a great job by
bringing you back to Indiana, i am well pleased for
all there good work in bringing you back to Hamlet
Indiana, i will tell them to bring back your Horse to
you incase if they try to contact me.
The Chinese gentlemen does not know Mr Frank Williams
and they have also warned you to stop immediate
communication with him for safety reasons because he
will still be contacting you with different false
stories just to get your mind because he have noticed
you as an old man who is not very conversant with
Internet Fraud activities which he is now trying to
play on you. PLEASE KINDLY FORWARD TO ME THE FIRST
LETTER WHICH YOU RECEIVED FROM THIS SO CALLED MR FRANK
WILLIAMS!! i need you to forward me the letter which
you received from him that made you to beleive he is
part of us!!
Please leave Mr Frank Williams alone, keep off from
him or else i will report you to the authorities for a
SCAM dealing and i will also tell Bishop Tinkerbell
about it if you still insist in communicating with Mr
Frank.
I need to book a call with you at the Kiosk tomorrow,
please tell me your time different ok, i will try to
call you tomorrow if you are ready to wait for my call
at the koisk. Please can you give me the number of the
koisk once again????
We need to talk on telephone because i am very earger
to speak with you as my only Brother, when are you
transfering the money to me on the Ecobank account
details which i gave to you???? hope you will transfer
the money this week before you will be ready to travel
down to see me in lome Togo next week.
Are you still coming with the same flight schedule on
the 12th???????? please stop communicating with Mr
Frank William because he is a confusionist, he is a
treat to our mutual transaction, he may end up killing
you because all his stories to you is fake. We dont
have anybody like "TARZAN" in our lineage, he is full
of shit and may end us into trouble if you keep
communicating him.
Please take only my advise as your only brother in
Africa okay, we dont have any Georgina in our family
and Georgina does not have any boxes either, so there
is no way you can be related to Mr Frank William
because the said Georgina is not an existing figure as
Mr Frank Williams may claim to you.
Did you read all the scam website which i sent to
you??? Mr William is a FRAUDSTER and all his plans is
to defraud you all your hard earned monies, that is
the main reason why he advised you to fly down to
Amsterdam Holland with a fake story about a none
existing Georgina, he just wanted to fake you up and
defraud you and kill you even.
Please send me the first letter which you received
from this Mr Frank Williams! i am not happy with you
the way you have been dealing with me in regards to
this transaction, why are you counterpulating issues
like this?? does it mean you dont beleive that Mr
Frank is a FRAUDSTER??? you better think very well
because you will not held me responsible if the worst
comes to happen to you based on the false ideas which
Mr frank is initiating to you. Please KEEP OFF FROM MR
FRANK!!
Endeavour to send me an urgent email as soon as you
conclude with the transfer to my friends bank account
which i gave to you. Remember that i suppose to use
these money to rent an apartment for our mutual
dealings before you will arrive to meet with me in
Lome Togo next week.
Please reply urgently and make sure you forward me all
the letters that you have been receiving from Mr Frank
Williams. I hope you will listen to me this time as
your only brother in the Lord Amish and stop immediate
communication with Mr Frank Williams.
You respecfull Brother,
Mr Bello Umar.
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Fri, 09 Jan 2004 00:45:23 +0100
Dearest Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell,
Thank you for all you good help and assistance in
bringing back dear
Isa to Hamlet. I have just received an email from my
dear brother Isa, this makes me feel much happier and
the GOD of Amish have helped us indeed. Please,
Please, Please warn dear Isa Haymaker to desist from
communicating with Mr Frank Williams anymore, i
noticed that Mr Frank Williams is still deceiving him
with a whole lot of false stories about a certain
Georgina and Tarzan which sounds so strange to my
understanding!!! please tell my brother Isa to stop
and desist immediate commuincation with the FRAUDSTER
Mr Frank Williams.
I need your help as my Bishop who baptised me in the
Lord Amish to inform our Dear Isa the kind of risk he
stands to face if he keep on communicating with Mr
Frank Williams. Mr Frank Williams is not related to
me, i dont know anything about him!!
PLEASE TELL DEAR ISA TO DESIST IMMEDITELY OR ELSE I
WILL REPORT HIM TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR A SCAM DEALING
WITH A DUBIOUS UNKNOWN FRANK WILLIAMS.
Did you go through the SCAM websites that i sent to
you last???? this is exactly what Mr Frank William is
trying to do to my Brother Isa.
Dear Bishop please help me and advise Isa to stop
immediate communication with Mr Frank Williams, please
i need you to advise him as an Elderly man of GOD.
Regards,
Your Loyal Son,
Mr Bello Umar.
Note to Readers: A second copy of this note was sent
on Friday January 2004 to Bishop Fair. Although my
perusal of my previous message to Bello, copied to
Bishop Fair indicated that the message had gotten to
the Bishop's mailbox, I figured I needed to explain
what an alien was, soo..
ISRAEL HAYMAKER
Sent: Friday, Jan 09, 2003 12:41 AM
To: Bello umar
CC: Fair Tinkerbell
Subject: Sabbath Greetings!!
Dear Brother Bello:
I guess my pictures to you and to Bishop Fair didn't
go through. Reuben Steuben is helping me resend them.
He said they need to be zipped to make them smaller.
He also said that Chinese people do not look like the
people in the picture, and that the picture I took is
that of an alien, and that the picture of the two odd
things in the sky that the reporter from the Chicago
Herald Star got, is that of two spaceships. I thought
aliens looked like ordinary people! I have people
from Mexico who help me harvest every fall, and they
are resident aliens. So, I do not know if Reuben can
be correct. What do you think? Reuben says that
alien scientists abduct lots of people, and always do
medical examinations on them, and that I was lucky
that they returned me because they don't return people
they abduct who they think may be a threat to society.
All I can say is that the narrow, dark metal tunnel
with all the blinking lights that they made me lie in,
and all the water that they pushed up my rear end and
through my nose when they were sticking those metal
tubes in me, were scary and painful. When they come
for you, Brother Bello - they did say they were going
to pick you up as soon as they finished examining Mr.
Frank Williams - be sure and ask them for my horse. I
do not know if I should buy another horse or not,
because I do not know if I will get the horse back
again.
The Aliens?/Chinese gentlemen?/Whoever they were told
me that Tarzan and Georgina were real, and that I was
related to Georgina, but that Mr. Williams was just a
con man using his knowledge of Georgina to trick me.
They plan to do more than just examine him, but I do
not know the word they used; VIVISECTION. Reuben does
not know it either. Do you know what it is? They
said that that is what they do with fraudsters,
because that way they could contribute to society.
Oddly enough, when I told them about Mr. George
Kringle, and they pushed some buttons on a big
computer, the computer showed that no George Kringle
had died in a plane crash in Africa during the last
forty years. However, I told you that you were my
Amish brother, and so you could not be trying to trick
me, and that their computer must be wrong. They said,
that on rare occasions the computer did make a
mistake, and so they would just pick you up and put
the electrodes on your head to see if you were telling
the truth, and if so, they would just do their usual
examination, instead of using you for experiments.
Just relax, Brother Bello and take deep, even breaths
when they use the water and the metal hoses. I found
that helped a lot when I was being examined.
I do not have any of Frank Williams emails to me at
this time. I had to delete all of them from my
mailbox when I tried to send you my last email with
the pictures attached. However, I haven't got any
messages from Mr. Williams at all since I came back
from Chicago, which is kind of strange, because he
sent me thirty or forty messages in the few days that
I had been speaking with him before.
I tried to transfer the money to you today, but the
Bank of Plunder and Flee is closed because of the
blizzard. I am still coming to Togo with the same
flight schedule on the 12th, so I will put up in a
hotel in Togo. Can you make me a reservation? I
will be at the kiosk this evening at 9:00 PM Central
Time (after chores)
Your loving brother
Isa
FAIR TINKERBELL
Sent: Friday, January 9, 2003 1.09 PM
Subject: Abduction
Dear Son Bello:
I was unable to send the photograph to you because
your mailbox was full, but I understand that dear Isa
has already sent a copy of it to you. The photograph
of the ships was taken by Clark Kent, and appeared in
the Chicago Herald Star earlier this week. According
to Bishop Bilbo Baggins, it is definitely a picture of
Chicago, a city with which he is familiar. Isa
affirmed that a vessel resembling this craft dropped
him off at the Kitty Kat Lounge in South Bend. He was
able to see the vessel very clearly, and said that it
rose smoothly from the ground and could move in all
directions like a helicopter, but was completely
soundless. The attack on dear Isa was quite brutal,
and he is apparently moving slowly, and as if he is
experiencing significant pain in his nether regions.
Although dear Isa pretends to be able to handle his
farmwork, Bishop Bilbo Baggins felt a need to send two
Amish men to his home to help him with his chores; to
provide him with horses until his own is recovered,
and to protect him in the event of a second alien
visitation. However Isa is determined to see you in
Togo this week instead of resting quietly in bed as
his physician recommends, so I look to you, son Bello,
to take GREAT care of him. (You should know that poor
Isa thinks that the individuals who abducted him were
Chinese, and Bishop Baggins thinks it best to let Isa
rest in this belief until he is in better health.
Bishop Baggins refrained from detailed questioning of
Isa for the same reason. Please do not disabuse Isa
of his comforting belief that the Chinese government,
rather than aliens, abducted him.)
The article in the Chicago Herald Star stated that the
U.S. Air Force knows of no craft of this type or
pattern registered in any U.S. or foreign fleet.
General Flite Hazzard of the U.S. AF reported that the
Thunderbirds, a top USAF fighter squadron were sent to
intercept these strange vessels, but were unable to
force them to land. It seems so amazing that they were
able to outdistance our fastest fighter jets with such
ease! There were several abductions, (including poor
Isa's horse), and not all of the people have, as yet,
been returned, so I must warn you, my dear son Bello
to be cautious and prudent since Isa gave me to
understand that these alien miscreants plan to come
after you.
I did indeed look through the SCAM websites. I fully
agree with you that Mr. Frank Williams is not a person
in whom to place any confidence, and have advised Isa
of this opinion. However you will be relieved, as I
was, to know that he had already lost confidence in
Mr. Frank Williams, and has not received a message
from him since Monday, nor sent him any communication
since he left on his ill-fated journey to Chicago.
Isa did hold a brief conversation with Dr.
Frankenstein, but I gather that this conversation
merely advised Isa that Georgina, Tarzan, and the
infants had been removed from Dr. Frankenstein's
custody by a person or persons unknown, and that an
investigation was being conducted by the police.
Under the circumstances, the Artis Zoo and the
University of Amsterdam waive charges for their care.
No money need be paid to either institution.
I also touched bases with the FBI re 419 scams and was
advised that there is no further threat to dear Isa as
long as he does not contact Mr. Williams. Dear Isa is
not, of course, in any legal jeopardy, as he has
broken no law. He is merely the victim of Mr. Frank
Williams's plot. The FBI was unable to assist me with
respect to the alien abduction, and referred me to
back to General Hazzard of the U.S. Air Force who is
handling this incident as part of USAF
responsibilities under Homeland Security.
Blessings,
Fair Y. Tinkerbell
P.S. I am sincerely concerned for your safety, dear
son Bello, and you are in my prayers. In addition, the
latest bulletin from the U.S.A.F. entitled Defense
Against Alien Abduction states that abstaining from
all food for 3 days, while drinking only water (in
copious quantities), to be protective against alien
abduction. (This process interferes with the ability
of alien transporter beams to dematerialize living
tissues.) This course of action is best taken in
conjunction with heavy labor under a hot sun for
approximately 8-16 hours a day.
P.P.S. You have not yet answered my question re Mr.
George Kringle, my dear son. Who is George Kringle?
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Friday, January 9, 2004 5:02 PM
To: Israel Haymaker
Subject: RE: Togo
Dearest Brother Isa,
Yes i have received the pictures that you sent to me
yesterday!
Reuben is right, the abduction was made by the space
alien because the picture that i saw was that of the
space alien who use to abduct people and examine them,
the picture you got was that of a spaceship kit, so
Reuben is very correct!
Thank GOD we are very lucky they never made away with
you, please forget about the horses for now because
your dear life is more precious than 1 million horses
stolen by the Chinese alien, maybe we can buy another
horse as soon as our business is concluded upon your
arrival in Lome Togo next week.
Alien does not look like ordinary people, they look
strange in nature just exactly the picture of what you
sent me yesterday, but lets forget about that for now
because those aliens does not exist in Africa were i
live.
West Africa is a third world continent and we are not
much into the scientific world like your well
developed country America, so alien does not exist in
this part of the world, the things that you are
telling me is very strange to me because i never had
about such stories since i was born except the one i
can watch on the local Cinema hall in this small
country of lome Togo.
I am very happy that the aliens have told you the
truth at last, even if you are related to Georgina
please note that George and Georgina are two different
person because Mr William does not know anything about
your origin with me at first, remember i never forced
you to know me as an Amish brother rather you were the
only person that told me the truth about my cordial
relationship with you.
Now that the Alien and the Chicago Police department
have told you the whole truth about Mr Frank Williams
as a con man who is trying to trick you, then you must
have to desist from him immediately and also try to be
very careful about more such emails that may come your
way like that of Mr Frank Williams. Please make sure
you forward any of such letters to me in future for my
total verification and recommendation because i will
not be happy for you to fell a victim to any of this
fraudsters scam artist who are sending different
messages from Africa and Europe just to deceive you
from the real transaction which you are having with
me.
I dont know what VIVISECTION is, i never came across
such English word before and i can not see it either
in my Dictionary, maybe is an idiomatic expression by
the aliens meaning that they will help fraudsters to
be more useful in life and to the society were they
belong.
There computer must be wrong because the airplane
crash which Mr George Kringle was involved with
happend in the year 1996 with an Ethiopian airline no:
(961).
I am your Amish brother and you have endorsed my
baptism in the "Amish Order Of the Skunk" so i can
never lie to you or try to trick you in any way, you
are like a father to me and i can not forget all the
good things that i will stand to gain from you as your
own little brother that is leaving in far back
interior Coast of West Africa.
Mr George Kringle is the real person and a relation to
you because i knew him personnaly when he was alive,
he was a big customer to my bank were i work now, i
can remember he once told me when he was alive with my
EWE family here in lome Togo that his origin is from
America, so that is the reason why i started sarching
for his relation before the GOD of Amish made it
possible for me to get a contact through to you in the
internet.
Mr George Kringle owns a company here in lome Togo
when he was alive, he lost his life with that of his
family in that fatal airplane crash that occured in
1996 when he was travelling on holidays to the Bahamas
with the whole family, the plane was hijacked by some
moslem radical terrorist who claim to be fighting for
a Jihad, this crash happened in Nairobi Kenya in the
year 1996 which involved an Ethiopian airliner [961].
Please visit this website below:
http://www.cooperativeresearch.org/timeline/1990s/houstonchronicle112696.html
The aliens can not use me for any experiment because
such creatures does not exist in Africa, moreover
there computer is wrong because i am not telling you
about a crash that occured 40yrs ago, this is the true
story and our dear George was involved with the family
in the above crash because he changed his name upon
his arrival in West Africa for missionary dedication,
this is the last time i heard about him as a big
customer to the Ecobank lome Togo before i got your
favourable contact to come and inherit this claim as
the head of the family.
I am very happy that you have deleted all the messages
from Mr Frank Williams, incase if you receive any
message from him again please try and forward such
message to me so that i can use it to track him down
locally here in Africa and hand him over to the police
authorities for trying to defraud you of your money
with certain fake stories of Georgina and Tarzan.
Our Amish people does not bear such names according to
what Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell told me and that is the
main reason why i tried my best to hitch that trip to
Amsterdam Holland because Mr Frank have an evil plan
against you. Did you read my forwarded email message
from Frank which he sent to me treatining that he will
kill you upon your arrival in Amsterdam Holland???
hope you red that letter or you may demand a copy from
Bishop Fair Y. Tnkerbell because i sent a copy to him
too.
Now Mr Frank Williams plan to hurt you have been
exposed so for this he have refused to send you more
emails because the Chinese Alien can trace his email
messages and caught him up for all his trickish plan
against you. Please be very careful because he may
still try to send you emails with different names and
some dubious stories that may divert your attention
again from our mutual deal, please be vigilant my dear
Isa!!
I tried to call the Koisk today on this telephone
number which you gave to me earlier, Tel: 00 1 574 867
8812 but its already 3.pm in the afternoon as the lady
there told me that there is no such person like Isreal
Haymaker, i will try again to call you earlier by
tomorrow maybe around 10.am your time. Please try to
wait for my call tomorrow!!!
It seems to me that we are about 6hrs different from
your local time over there in Indiana.
Note to Readers: Oh dear, he finally managed to get a
telephone connection through. The number was that of
the Hamlet liquor store, but still, I do not endorse
calling real numbers. Generally speaking that
telephone is never answered.
When are you transferring the $30,000.00 to me on the
bank account i gave to you so that i can get a Hotel
reservation bookings before your arrival next week, i
will also try to buy the empty farm land to start
farming as you told me, will rent a very good
apartment for our mutual transaction before you will
arive next week. Please remember that you must
finalise with this payment today first before your
arrival to see me because you will not be allowed to
travel with huge amount of money, as an old America
citizen this will raise a lot of eyebrow at the
airport.
When will the bank open again?? will the blizzard last
for the whole lot of weeks??? Please try and see the
possibility of wireing the above sum to the Ecobank
account of my friend which i gave to you earlier
before you will make the trip to me by next week. I
will call the kiosk tomorrow by exactly 10.am in your
morning hour there, please try to wait for my call
ok!!!!!
I can not wait so long to see you my brother, i will
be here to receive you as my only brother upon your
arrival here in Lome Togo airport by nex week!! will
you bring me the suit that Auntie Avarice made for me
with the golden coin which is due to me as the grand
child of the Kringles????
Your ever loving Brother,
Mr Bello Umar.
NB:Kindly try to arange the sum of $5,000.00 by cash
when coming to see me in lome Togo by next week, this
sum will be paid to the Ecobank as a bank handling
charges to arrange for the movement and delivery of
these inheritance funds to you upon arrival in lome
Togo next week.
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Saturday, January 10, 2004 1:32 PM
Dearest Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell,
Thanks for your kind email to me! I am very happy for
all your good work in protecting our dear Isa and i
have also received the pictures which Isa sent to me
yesterday about his abduction by the Chinese Alien. I
received an email from Isa today confirming that the
chinese aliens told him that Mr Frank William is a con
man and a fraudster who is trying to cheat on our dear
old brother Isa. The bishop of Shire, Bishop Baggins
have done a good job too, i will never disabuse Isa of
his comforting beleive that he was abducted by the
Chinese government, but already Reuben have giving him
a clear briefing that the abduction was made by the
chinese alien and dear Isa have beleived this as true.
The story of Mr Frank Williams is fake and fettish,
Dr. Frankenstein's is a partner to him in crime, so
dont ever beleive in such telephone conversation which
he have with dear Isa because both are working for one
goal, just to scam our brother Isa and reap him off
his hard earned money. Now that he have been exposed
as a fraudster he is using Dr. Frankenstein's as a
refuge to commuincate Mr Isa Haymaker. Georgina,
Tarzan, are none existing people, moreover our Amish
people does not bear such strange names as you can
bear me witness!! Please Bishop beleive me that this
Mr Frank William is a dangerous man, he is just a
joker trying to defraud people in the internet, please
try again to advise my brother Isa to desist
completely from communicating with the above named
people any longer even if he tries to send a message
to him.
Can you see that Mr Frank Williams have changed his
tricks again Thereby informing dear Isa that the
infants have been removed from Dr Frankenstein custody
in Zoological garden in Amsterdam Holland!! what
infants is he talking about????? what charges was
waived by the hospital??? who is been hospitalised in
the fisrt place???What kind of confusion story is
this??? please tell Isa to forget about any story
relating to Mr Frank Williams ok!!! Because we dont
have any relation with such names of Georgina and
Tarzan, maybe Mr Frank Williams is now trying to
divert his story back to Africa in order to get hold
of Isa upon his arrival to see me personally in lome
Togo this week because dear Isa have mistakenly told
him (Frank) that he will be in lome Togo by next week
to see me as a family Brother, please tell Isa to KEEP
OFF entirely from Mr Frank as from this date!!!!!
Space Aliens does not exist in West Africa in the
first place, i have never come across such strange
object before in my life so there is no possibility
for the aliens to get hold of me here in lome, i must
try to be very careful as you advised me and will take
water in copious quantities as well.
Mr George Kringle is my late family kindred brother
who came for a missionary work in West Africa long
time ago, he spent most of his life with my EWE family
here before he decided to travel on holidays with the
families to America, unfortunately he died in an
airplane crash accident in 1996 involving an Ethiopian
Airline number: (961) while travelling home on
holidays. A second rememberance ceremony for Mr George
Kringle will be hosted this Month upon the arrival of
dear Isa on the 12th January as the head of the
family!So i am given you my word that Isa Haymaker
will be accorded with a red carpet reception upon his
arrival next week, i will also be at the lome Togo
airport to wait for his successful arrival on the 12th
of this Month as to be part of this great befitting
second burial execise of our late cousin brother.
This is a long story because dear Isa is the one that
put me through to my decendants of Mr George Kringle
because we are an extended family of the Avarice. Dear
Isa will be coming to see me in Lome Togo by next week
as to be part of this ceremoney and i am very willing
with respect to receive him with care and trust!!
I hope you are very well clarified now about my
relationship with dear Isa Haymaker, so Mr George
Kringle is our lost family brother if i should put it
so, he was married to my old mother who is an Ewe
tribe woman as his second wife here in Lome Togo
before he died in 1996.
I will wait for the arrival of Isa by next week,
please try to keep a constant commuincation with me!
Remain blessed my Dear Bishop,
GOD BLESS YOU!!
Respecful Son,
Mr Bello Umar.
CHRIS DEMMAPS
From: Chris Demmaps
Sent: Sunday, January 11, 2004 03:46 AM
To: Fairy Tinkerbell
Subject: RE: REPLY BY FAX 00 228 00 431
I can tell that this is a matter that requires
complete confidentiality. In order to communicate
securely, I need to setup an e-mail address at my
company for you. To do so, please go here:
http://demmaps.nm.ru/register.htm
Chris Demmaps
Note to Readers: Hmm. A new player has emerged, who
is conversant with the initial scam given his use of
the original Fax number. This particular URL is in
Russia.
BELLO UMAR
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 12:02 PM
Dear Bishop Fair Y. Tinkerbell,
Good morning to you Sir,
I am writing to inform you that our dear Isa will be
arriving in today, but it seems it is going to be
exactly 7.10pm arrival time tomorrow according to the
flight information which i saw in the internet which
will be the 13th morning here in lome, so i will be at
the airport to meet him as my fellow Amish Brother. I
just confirm the flight schedule through the internet
with france airline, i will inform you of further
action as soon as i were able to meet with him. Did
you spoke to Isa before he left Hamlet???
I will be happy to hear from you!
Your loyal Son,
Mr Bello Umar.
FAIR TINKERBELL
Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Dear Son Bello:
Bishop Baggins emailed me yesterday, stating that his
minions had seen dear Isa off at the airport. He has
not yet checked in, but by this time he should have
arrived in Togo. Please have him contact either
Bishop Baggins or me.
Blessings,
Fair Y. Tinkerbell
more to come?
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