THE MR T EXPERIENCE

DAVID AKAMBA akamba@zwallet.com To: Mr T! good day, compliment of the season to you and your entire family, and hope life with you is well and business condition is okay,if so thanks be to God almight. please i am very sorry for sending this email to you dont mind we dont know each other before , this pro posal i think your trust worthy will see this transaction true. I need your help,I am DAVID AKAMBA the son of the late chief RICHAARD AKAMBA of {ndaze}a village near monrovia Liberia he is a diamond and gold dealer and top flight politician in Liberia. I came to know you in the course of my search for foriegn investors`who can assist my family to invest the fund outside africa, our late father chief AKAMBA who was serious gold and diamond dealer and the top flight politician,{opposition}to the current government, who was killed by president charles Taylor in the year 2002, we later find out that our father during his gold and diamond business time he has deposited two metal boxes containing money and 35million usd cash with a security company in Accra ghana. In recovering that, we fine out that he stated in the agreement with the security company that with out a foriegn partner, the money should not be released to the next of kin,because he intended to invest the money outside africa for onward investment. The money kept in the trunk boxes was registered as family treasure, the content is not known to the security. in your assistance of presenting you to the security company as a foriegn partner we are willing to give you 15% of the total content of the boxes, and also 5% for expenses you may incure during this transction. All necesary document regarding the deposit are with me as the next of kin,and my late fathers attorney out the time of deposit will assist us legally by proving you as the foriegn partner, in your reply include your phone and fax numbers for further dis cussion. note that this transaction is 100% risk free and legal by ghana judiciary, pls if inrested ? pls reply or call me through my email or call me email-david_akamba@yahoo.com mobile-00233-24-863991 Best Regards, DAVID AKAMBA N B , I AM ADDRESSING THIS EMAIL TO MYSELF FOR THE SAFETY OF THIS TRANSACTION PLS. AND I WANT IT TO BE CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN ME AND YOU. MR T From: Mr T! To: David Akamba (akamba@zwallet.com) What do I have to do? DAVID AKAMBA good day , thanks for your reply , what you have to do is that , you will act as our foriegn partner , we only need our family lawyer to raise a power attorney that will authorize you as the foriegn partner the fund in the trunk box will be delivered to you on our behalf . .and also help us invest the funds in business that will attract more income in your country ,and we will give you 15% of the total fund and addition 5% for expenses you may incure during this transaction . pls do send me this information about your self for us to be sure that we are in safe hands , and our money we be safe in your hands before our arrival to your country to join you there. your complete address of where you stay and come from , business experaince and age ,mobile phone number and fax number for further details , and scan the first two pages of your international passport , before we can proceed on this transaction thanks for your co-operation best regards david akamba mobile-00233-24-863991 DAVID AKAMBA dear friend , this is what the trunk box look like, this picture was taking by my late father before sealing the trunk box , and depositing them in the company in ghana, and thier are still sealed when me and my late fathers attorney who was the principal witness visited the security insurance company to check if anyone touch the trunk box that was yesterday , pls keep this picture private for the safety of our future in your country, do reach me the information i need about you . best regards richard akamba [We don't have the trunk box picture but you can visit the SHOW ME THE MONEY gallery.] MR T I looked up Akamba's Jewellers in Monrovia on the internet's yellow pages and sent the information you requested to the fax number listed. What do we do now? MR T Dear David, In case the faxed passport pages didn't come out too well, here is a scanned copy. I had to use the work scanner but I was ninja-like in my stealth, so I don't think anyone saw. Yours, T [So Mr T is British! Don't you wish your passport photo looked that cool?] DAVID AKAMBA dear friend , pls i am in ghana presently sent the information to my email box and you can call me that is all,pls dont send anything to that fax number do you understand me? pls send the information again by mail , thanks david akamba MR T Did my passport get through? Even though I am sending these mails with a |\|1-nja encryption algorithm, I think my company may still be stopping them... Oh, and my name is Mista'tee - you don't have to keep calling me 'friend'. Yours, Mista'tee Foo DAVID AKAMBA dear mista'tee foo pls send me the passport by scan or forget about help us areyou joking pls this my family feature i can joke with it bye MR T Dear David, Of course I am not joking. This money means a lot to me. My business has been kind of slow since the 80's. I will attach my passport again in case you didn't get it. Your friend, Mista'tee. (he does) DAVID AKAMBA Dear mistatee, pls if you are serious then give me a call lets discuss and send me your mobile number for easy contact before i can reach the document, i dont real believe you are mista tee prove your self to me that you are real mista tee i know in the television in africa some years ago then i will reach you the document and give you my late fathers attorney conatct who will preapre the power of attorney that will prove you as the foriegn partner , i think if this is real my mother will be the happiest woman to as foriegn partner ,pls if your are joking stop it this our feature and meaning our only hope in life. thanks david akamba 00233-24-863991. MR T David my brother, You said "I came to know you in the course of my search for foreign investors". If that's true, how could you not know I was the one and only 'T'? I think it is you that should prove yourself. I pity the fool who offers Mr T gold and then snatches it away! That money could help out a lot of youth centers, and poor kids could have a happier life too - you should understand that. My brother, it was you that said we had to trust each other, well, I'm trusting you - can you trust 'T'? Be with me, my brother. Yours in waiting, Mista'tee Foo. DAVID AKAMBA DEAR ,Mista'tee Foo. PLEASE KINDLY UNDERSTAND I COME TO KNOW YOUR IN MY SEARCH DOSENT MEAN A KNOW YOUR ARE MR MISTA ,TEE , YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ONLY STATE xxxxxx@xxxxx.xxx. I COULD ,NT BELIEVE THE PASSPORT YOU SENT TO ME. I WAS WAIT OUR FAMILY LAWYER THIS MOURNING AND HE TOLD ME THAT , HE WILL WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU VIA PHONE ,SO WHY CANT YOU SEND YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND FAX NUMBER ? THEY LAWYER WILL NEED YOUR HOME ADDRESS TO PREAPRE THE DOCUMENT DO UNDERSTAND . WHY DONT YOU CALL ME IF YOUR ARE RELLY INTRESTED , IN ASSISTING US OUT OF AFRICA BEFORE CHRISTMAS. PLS IF YOU ARE INTRESTED MEET MY REQUEST AND CALL ME BEST REGARDS DAVID AKAMBA MR T LISTEN UP, FOO'! The T-Man does not take kindly to being called a liar! You need to stop this jibba jabba and let's get this thing rolling! Give me the number of your lawyer! I'll phone the foo' and he'll feel the FORCE of T! I've already sent you my passport, you can look at it and tell that it's perfect, and yet YOU doubt ME, Mr T? You've hurt me deep, brother. Mista'tee. MR T David, I tried to call your number but I couldn't get through. I didn't have to long to try as I have an interview with "80's Hero's" magazine. But what I did do, my secretary and I went into my garden and took a Polaroid of me, saying I want to help YOU! I'm all dressed up in my gold for this magazine, so I know that as one of my fans, you'll recognise Mr T! My secretary scanned the picture and I'm attaching it to this message. I hope this picture will prove who I am and make you realise that Mr T wants to help you! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have got into contact with me? You know, in 1972 me and my crack commando unit were sent to prison by a military court for a crime we didn't even commit! We promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground, and survived as soldiers of fortune. Now YOU have a problem, NO-ONE ELSE can help. You found me, and I'm ready to give you all the help you need! We are A Team! I hope to hear from you soon, my brother. Mista'tee. DAVID AKAMBA dear mr tee i first of all appologies for the debt,pls forgive me and where are you presently and which business did you wants to invest on that will be profitable for but of us , i will try and see my lawyer and collect is mobile number and reach by tommorrow ,i feel safe and sure that you will pretect our intrest in your country . and pls i beg you do try to call me we need to talk, one more question dont you have a phone in your office or a mobile?i think someone like you suppose to have all this. pls if i want to reach you the document are do i send it since you didnt give me your fax number, should i can them . best regards mr david akamba your feature business partner 00233-24-863991 DAVID AKAMBA dear mr tee i have talk the lawyer he has agreed ,that you should reach him on this number, barrister strass desmond phone number-00233-24-549-144 e-mail -strassdesmond2000@yahoo.com pls reach me after discussing the next step with the lawyer best regards david akamba MR T David my brother, Pleased to see that you finally accept who I am! I had my secretary call your lawyer several times this weekend, but the line was busy or something, because all she got was a strange noise, and then she got disconnected. She's going to get British Telecom to check the number. I intend to spend the money on youth centers for kids. Them centers can bring a lot of joy to sad little lives. I don't need it myself, I've got plenty of money. I can't give you my mobile telephone number for legal reasons, but my telephone number is 020 757 5655 - my secretary will answer. You need a code name to contact me - ask for 'Master Bates'. Be sure to call between 9am and 5pm GMT! Yours, Mista'tee DAVID AKAMBA Dear mr.Tee, But I am suprise that you could not get through to the lawyer,any way,you should have written the lawyer an email. The lawyer actually will help in drawing some basic agreement between us,and also handle all legal issue regarding this transaction. But please I want you to know that the lawyer is not aware that there is money in the box,he thought it is family valuables, because that was what my late father told the security company as well as the lawyer. So please you can contact the lawyer by email,so that we can proceed on this transaction. best regards, david akamba. MR T From: Mr T! To: Strass Desmond (strassdesmond2000@yahoo.com) Dear Mr Desmond, David Akamba has asked me to contact you regarding his family treasures. Well, that's what I'm doing! Yours, Mista'tee Foo. P.S. What sort of crazy foo' lawyer uses a yahoo! email address? MR T To: David Akamba (akamba@zwallet.com) David, I have done as you asked, my brother, but I don't think this lawyer of yours is legit. Are you sure he can be trusted? I don't want to jeopardise either your safety or my youth centers. What sort of barrister uses a yahoo email address? T STRASS DESMOND From: Strass Desmond (strassdesmond2000@yahoo.com) To: Mr T! ATTN; MR. MISTA TEE FOO, I AM NOT USE TO RECEIVING THIS TYPE OF MAILS,AS REGARD QUESTION AS TO WHAT TYPE OF LAWYERUSES YAHOO EMAIL ACCOUNT.PLEASE WE SHOULD BE POLITE IN OUR DEALING. WELL MR DAVID AKAMBA HAS TOLD ME ABOUT YOU,AND THAT HE WANTS YOU TO ASSIST HIMTO MOVE HIS FAMILY VALUABLES TO YOUR COUNTRY,BUT HE WANTS ME TO DRAW UP AN AGREEMENTFOR THE TRANSACTION SO THATHE WILL BE REST ASSURED THAT THERE WOULD BE A MUTUAL TRUST. SINCE I HAVEHEARD FROM YOU,I HAVE TO DRAW UP AN AGREEMENT FOR BOTH OF YOU. SO PLEASE IWANT TO KNOW IF I SHOULD PROCEED WITH THEDRAFTING OF THE AGREEMENT. REGARDS, DESMOND. MR T Strass There is no reason whatsoever for me to be polite. This is a business transaction, not a kindergarten group. Answer the question, or I will not say another word to you. What type of lawyer uses a Yahoo! email address? Mr T. STRASS DESMOND ATTN; MR. T, WE ARE NOT USE TO THIS TYPE OF UNGUIDED MAILS.AND FROM YOUR WRITE UP ,IT SHOWS WHO YOU ARE,I CAN NOW UNDERSTAND WHY MR .DAVID AKAMBA WANTED ME TO DRAFT AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN BOTH OF YOU BEFORE HE CAN PROCEED WITH YOU.I DONT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE WITHSUCH CHARACTERS,I REGRET TO TELL YOU THATI WILL QUITE HAVING ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. I WILL INFORM MR. DAVID AKAMBA ABOUT THIS. BYE. DESMOND. DAVID AKAMBA DEAR MR T THE LAWYER CALLED ME TODAY THAT HE IS OUT, THAT YOU CAN BE HIS CLIENTANDYOUR INSULTED HIM THAT . THAT IS NO LONGER INRESTED IN GIVE US THE HELP WE NEED FROM HIM. LOOK MR T ,PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE ARE REFUGEE IN GHANA WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SPEND ON A LAWYER THE TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS WE GIVE TO MR STRASS DESMOND (ESQ) IS THE MONEY WE GET FROM THE SALES OF MY MOTHER GOLD NICKLACE . PLS I UNDERSTAND YOUR REASON OF REJECTING THE BARRISTER YOU THINK IS TO LOCAL , PLS MR T KNOW WE HAVE TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER LAWYER , WHO WE DO THE LEGAL DUTIES , THE POWER ATTORNEY AND CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP , THIS ARE THE DOCUMENT WE NEED TO GET FROM THE HIGH COURT GHANA IN YOUR NAME AND FULL ADDRESS , TO BE SIGNED BY ME GIVING YOUR THE POWER AND RIGHT AS THE NEW BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT, AFTER PREPARING THIS DOCUMENT, WE SHALL SEND THEM FOR THE PROCEEDURE OF CLAIMING THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY INSURANCE COMPANY . THAT WE GIVE YOUR THE DIRECT RIGHT TO DEAL WITH THE COMPANY DIRECT AND CLEAR THE CONSIGNMENT FOR TRANFER ,THIER AFTER WE WILL ARRANGE WITH GHANA CUSTOM DEPLOMATIC MEN TO DELIVER THE C0NSIGNMENT TO YOU IN EUROPE . THIS ALL WE NEED TO DO . MYDEAR BROTHER AND FATHER MR T PLS SHOULD I LOOK FOR ANOTHER LAWYER? THEN YOUR WILL SEND US THREE HUNDRED EURO ?, TO HIRE THE LAWYER AS YOU DISLIKE THIS ONE AND SACK HIM.THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER ,PLS SEND IT TO MRS VIDA AGYEMEN SHE IS OUR REFUGEE CAMP CONDINATOR SHE IS THE ONE RECIEVING MONEY US IN THE CAMP.PLS AFTER SENDING THE MONEY CALL ME SO I CALLED ARRANGE FOR A NEW LAWYER TODAY OR TOMORROW ,AND SEND THE TEXT QUESTION AND CONTROL NUMBER TO MY MAIL BOX AND THE NAME YOU USE IN SENDING THE MONEY. DO BE FAST SO WE CAN LEAVE AFRICA BY THE END OF THE MOUNTH , MAY GOD BLESS YOU PLS AS YOU ASSIST . TRY AND CALL ME IT WILL BE EASY IN THE NIGHT GHANA AND LONDON HAS ALMOST THESAME TIME DIFFERANCE , I TRIED YOUR LINE BUT IT WAS BUSY THROUGH OUT 4.30PM TO 5.00PM BEST REGARDS DAVID AKAMBA MR T David! I'm glad you got rid of 'Strass' - he was a joke, not a lawyer - he was trying to scam you! No barrister costs $200, more like $2,000. He was a fraudster, trying to steal your money and take you for a ride. Stick with Mr T, and I'll protect you from scammers like him! Listen, foo', 300 Euro's ain't enough for a proper lawyer, and I guess you don't know who you can trust, but it's okay! I'll set you up with my lawyer, one of the best in this country, that ain't no problem. Please fax the forms you need to my lawyer in the USA, his number is 775-806-7066. He can easily sort out all the legal mumbo-jumbo, and then fax the forms back to you, with my details filled out by me, so you can get your cash out of that country. You see, my brother? Mr T is helping you out, just like he said he would! I am devastated to hear that you had to sell your mothers gold necklace. I have hella amounts of gold, I wear it all the time. I'd like to send you $200 so you can buy your mothers necklace back - it's not your fault that your gave the money to that scamming lawyer! I've got a good mind to come out there and teach that 'lawyer' how to fly! These con artists may be tough, but they're not as tough as ME, MR T! Tell me the details of Western Union Money Transfer, and I'll get one of my people onto it straight away. If you want to talk, talk to my secretary - Elizabeth. You can ask for her on this number: 0207 839 1377. Call that number, and ask for Elizabeth, and then tell her your new code name - 'Master Bating'. If you speak to someone who won't put you through, say "Get me Elizabeth NOW! I'm Master Bating, damnit!". Make sure you tell them that you are Master Bating and you need to talk to Elizabeth URGENTLY. Your brother, Mr T. Note from the Author: The fax number is an email - fax service, and the telephone number is Buckingham Palace, home of Queen Elizabeth II. DAVID AKAMBA [ boldface is courtesy of scam-o-editors just in case you didn't notice that's the actual scam ] dear mr t did you reciece my breakdown of why your lawyer in usa cannot prepare all document because the security insurance company will not accept an american court oath , only ghanain court , pls send the money to mrs vida agyeman accra ghana through western union money tranfer , in your location ,total sum 500 dollars. 300 dollars for the new lawyer introduce to me by the securtity company manager , 200 dollars to claim my mothers necklace back as you promise .and send me the text question and answer , control number and name of sender , all this will be given to you after you have send the money. you lawyer should prepare agreement between but of us , my contact mr david akamba of ndaze in monrovia liberia ,and mr t . that you are entiled to 20% of the total fund and the balance for to be invested in the children center and also buy a house for us to stay in your country ,that you will safe guide the funds before our arrive that you to recieve the trunk boxes on our behalf ,then you have to sign and scan by email forme to sign pls your full name and address is important for the oath of the power of attorney and change of ownership after this document are prepared without you the trunkbox can not be claim pls you have to send the money today i want to make sure that will arrange for the transfer next week , and leave africa before the end of the mounth , pls i beg you in the name of the lord almight are you in america or london ? because which country code i will use to call the number you gave me ? so my code name is master bating ? i think you should try to call me i really want to speak to mr t on phone my number again 00233-24-863991 we have to act fast to finish in time , call me after you have send the money may GOD bless you as you are giving us a fatherly guidaince best regards david akamba MR T David my brother. I've tried that number, but I can't get a good line - I guess the phones in your country are pretty unreliable. The telephone number that you can ask for Elizabeth on is 0207 839 1377 and it's in England, so the number is +44 207 839 1377. Remember, say 'I am Master Bating, and I need to speak to Elizabeth right now!'. I have had the $500 dollars sent to the person you asked. The 10-digit code is 7638793941. The security question is 'Who is the toughest in the world?' and the answer is, of course, 'Mr. T!'. The sender name is Chandler Bing. I hope you can get your mothers necklace back, and that you don't get not scamming foo' lawyer this time! The address you can put on that form is: 1337 High Street, London. W1 4DJ England My full legal name is 'Mister T'. Good luck David! DAVID AKAMBA dear mr tee pls do ask mr chandler bing if he sent it i could not collect the money , the control number is not in there system in ghana. why i was disappointed by the embracement pls reply and let me know why? i beg you if your are not intrested let me know and look for somebody else why .? pls send the real number best regards david akamba 233-24-863991 DAVID AKAMBA dear mr tee or what ever. i can understand you out all the number are all wrong and busy line i called and ask as you told me but there was a lady who pick the phone and call me a sick man on 442078391377. i said exactly what you ask why she call me a sick man? pls i hope that you no life can turn apart tommorrow after trick us and a mr vida agyeman to western union with wrong control number and text question, let me promise you a shall look for somebody else. mr strass desmond told me that you are lie i never listen and i tell him back off for your seek out the end you let me down . i pray that almight GOD should for give you and not let your be trick by orders as you did to me and my mother that is why you claim to call and it was not going through . ok i promise you that when we finally get someone reliable and claim our money i will send you an email,so you can see that we must leave the refugee camp one daya far the fund is still with the security company. i put all my trusting you i dont believe that you was just fooling me, are you real mr t ? best regards david akamba DAVID AKAMBA dear mr tee. pls i apologies if i i annoyed by my last email that was because i am tired of bearing hardship for the first time in my life . i can believe are today go for me if i say it was a bad day and i was cold by the shock and the way such a rev sister like mrs vida agyeman was annoyed for the embracement i gave her , please my mother is still crying over the shock. pls just that i can believe that you are not mr tee for the sake of the passport , please i beg mr tre send the money i am tired of africa and ghana staying the refugee i think i will survive two mounths more pls for give like a child and send the money pls , i am on shame . i am not one of the useless refugee pls forgive make my mother be happy she is old pls do help us i beg you master t MR T David, Of course I am not Mr T. OF COURSE I AM NOT MR T! How stupid are you? We both know that there is no money, and there never was. We both know, 'David', that you were trying to scam me out of $500, and that was probably just the beginning. Please, give it up, go out, and get a real job, earn some honest money. Maybe you'd like to visit the website http://www.scamorama.com - I'm going to send these emails to them so that they can post them on their website, so other people can believe how stupid you are. How can you be dumb enough to believe that I was Mr T? I've been posting these messages onto an online forum, and we've all been laughing at your stupidity. Give it up, man. You're not clever enough to pull these scams off. I'd imagine that your mother really would be crying if she knew what you did. I'm blocking your email address now, so this will be the last we will hear from each other. Just one more time to clarify, you, 'David Akamba' (although we both know that that isn't your real name) are an idiot. See you, and cheers for all the laughs, (not Mr T) There you have it, anotha sucka gets a telling. Mess with email scams, you mess with Mr T! Headers: Received: from Unknown [216.66.64.4] by thanatos.oceanus.xxxxxx.co.uk - SurfControl E-mail Filter (4.5); Thursday, 09 October 2003, 11:01:55 Received: from web3.zwallet.com by qmail1.zwallet.com with SMTP; 9 Oct 2003 10:05:25 -0000 Message-ID: <1065695308.555184.93810.zmail@web3.zwallet.com> From: david akamba <akamba@zwallet.com> To: xxx@xxx.co.uk Date: Thu, 09 Oct 2003 06:28:28 -0400 Subject: pls aryou joking X-Originating-IP: [192.116.135.151]

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