Enter Adrian Monk, detective. [Note: "Monk" is an American TV show about a detective who, because of personal tragedy, has developed phobias about disorder, and uncleanliness, and crowds, and many other aspects of normal life. Monk is played by the excellent actor Tony Shalhoub (see also the movie Galaxy Quest).]
DR ADAMS BRUNO - scammer
HILARY BENN - "governor, African Development Fund" and competing scammer Note: The REAL Hilary Benn is a British MP, and the Secretary for International Development. THIS Hilary Benn is just the Lads name dropping. But you knew that!
ANGELA CHURCH - Deutsche Bank (not!)
versus ADRIAN MONK and PHONY DR ADAMS BRUNO - a bit of competition dreamed up by Adrian Monk and SHARONA FLEMMING Adrian's assistant
DR ADAMS BRUNO
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 13:41:39 +0200
From: Dr. Adams Bruno
Subject: DO GET BACK.
ATTN:
REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL OF
$35,000,000.00
I am ADAMS BRUNO, the Director in charge of Auditing
and Accounting section of Ghana Commercial Bank in
West Africa and also Chairman of Investigating and
Auditing Department of this Bank. With due respect,
and regard I have decided to contact you on a Business
Transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us
and our families.
During our Investigation and Auditing in this Bank, my
department came across a very huge sum of money
belonging to one Mr. Aurther Billings a foreigner, who
died on November 1st 1999 in a plane crash Overseas
and the fund has been dormant in his account with this
Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody
either from his family or relation because he did not
indicate any next of kin to this account incase of
death such as this.
Although personally, I keep this information secret
within myself and partners to enable the whole plans
and idea be profitable and successful during the time
of execution. The said amount is U.S $35m(Thirty Five
Million United States Dollars). As it may interest you
to know, I got your impressive information through one
of my good friends who works with Chamber of Commerce
on foreign business relations here in Accra-Ghana. It
is him who recommended your person to me to be viable
and capable to champion a business of such magnitude
without any problem.
Meanwhile as a Senior Staff in this bank, and the
Director of Auditing and Accounting, I have in my
possession all the necessary documents to perfect this
deal by making you the bonafide next of kin whom this
money will be transferred into his account. I need
your assistance and co-operation to get this deal
done. Because as a foreigner, you stand a better
position to be presented through documentation as the
next of kin since the deceased is also a foreigner,
this is the reason why I could not do this deal alone
as a Ghanian and a Blackman as well.
I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is
100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this
transaction, you will be entitled to 35% of the total
sum as gratification, while 1% will be set aside to
take care of expenses that may arise during the time
of transfer and also telephone bills, while 64% will
be for me and my partners. Please, you have been
advised to keep "Top Secret" as we are still in
service and intend to retire from service after we
conclude this deal with you. And I assure you that
this transaction will not last more than 10 working
days and you confirm the money in your account.
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this
bank until you confirm the money in your account. And
ask us to come down to your country for subsequent
sharing of the fund according to percentages
previously indicated and further investment, either in
your country or any country you advice us to invest
in. All other necessary vital information will be sent
to you when I hear from you.
I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible
stating your wish in this deal. I am expecting your
urgent reply as soon as you receive this message.
It will be best that you mail me back via my private
email address,which is (adamsbruno11@yahoo.com)
Yours faithfully,
ADAMS BRUNO
ADRIAN MONK
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 13:49:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Mr. Adrian Monk"
Subject: re: DO GET BACK
well he is a foreigner as i told you in the mail that
i sent to you, and he died in a plane crash.
thaat is all i can tell you for now.because as you
will know this is a very confidential business
proposal.
so plz i will like to know if you are will to help me
move the funds out of Ghana .
i wait your reply,
dr adams bruno.
Detective Monk observes: I don't think this is the
same person that penned the original letter. Just a
hunch.
ADRIAN MONK
Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 13:51:26 -0700 (PDT)
I will try to help you move the funds out of Ghana and
here to California as best I can.
DR ADAMS BRUNO
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 11:10:42 -0700 (PDT)
Dear Mr. Adrian Monk,
Thank you for your email. I am very happy that you
have accepted to work with me as regards this
transaction. You have no need to worry as I have
studied this deal for over 7 months. Nothing will go
wrong and the documents will all be valid and legal.
The Authorities have no way of finding out the true
position. I wish to assure you that the deal has no
risk at all. To see that the transaction is
successful, I shall make arrangements with an
attorney to get the documents which will proclaim you
as the next of kin to ARUTHUR BILLINGS . This will
enable you to clear the fund . I will also send you
the documents for your own records as soon as I get
them.
The documents that will evidence you to be the next
of Kin to ARUTHUR BILLINGS, will be notorised by the
ministry of Justice of my country, so that
everything
would be legal. You do not need to worry about the
documentation.I shall make efforts to
procure the necessary papers with your assistance.
Here are the details needed to effect the required
proper documentation:
1- Your full names and address.
2- Your personal telephone and fax numbers for
effective communication.
3- your account details to be used in raising the
required documents and effecting the tranfer.
4- Your religion as it will be used in some of the
documents.
Note that this deal is not expected to last more than
14 working days.
[Maybe that's when Bruno's boss expects results?]
Accept my warm regards as I eagerly await your
urgent response.
Sincerely,
ADAMS BRUNO
ADRIAN MONK
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 2004 12:54:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Mr. Adrian Monk"
Greetings and pleasant good day to you,
My name is as follows:
Mr. Adrian Monk
307 Shalhoub Court
San Francisco, CA
601-XXX-XXXX is my phone number and it is also my fax
number. It is good to consolidate when need be. Due to
a medical condition, I cannot use a mobile phone.
My bank is Stottlemeyer Savings & Loan, Account #
5908419-72372.
I am wondering about the religion question. My faith,
Freemasonry, although intense, is not considered
mainstream in much of the world. Will this harm
anything?
Thank you,
DR ADAMS BRUNO
Date: Thu, 30 Sep 2004 05:37:34 -0700 (PDT)
Attention:Mr. Adrian Monk
I am in receipt to your most recent mail. However i
will like to thank you for your swift and cordial
response.
Furthermore having gotten your personal contact which
i guess are most reliable i have forwarded the
informations to my personal Lawyer to make the
necessary documents that will evident you as the sole
beneficairy to the funds on your names, most
especially the Affidavit for Attestation,Indeminity
Bond, moreover i have taken it upon myself to procure
these espenses so i directed him to get the most
reliable documents from the federal ministry and the
ghana highcourt of justice which he will present to
the Ghana Commercial Bank Accra for the release of the
funds.
Finally i will ask you to give me until the end of
today when my lawyer returns back so that i can update
you with the latest development.
I await your response.
Dr. Adams Bruno
ADRIAN MONK
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2004 04:19:35 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Mr. Adrian Monk
I asked you a question in the previous mail. You did
not respond to it, and I consider that to be very
rude. I do expect an apology before this goes any
further.
You wanted to know my religion for documentation
purposes. Since I am a Freemason, not a mainstream
faith, I inquired as to whether that would be a
problem. There was nothing responding to my inquiry in
your recent mail. Please answer.
Secondly, this mail also refered to "procure these
espenses". What exactly are 'espenses'? I have never
heard of these and the word doesn't appear in my
Webster's.