A Lad, pretending to be a woman, falls for hard for Horace Sens, scambaiter par excellence, who isn't as male as he makes out.
RayNaz returns as Horace Sens. Naz previously appeared in HELP US HELP YOU, THE LOAN RANGER COME ON, FEEL THE ILLINOISE!, LIGHTS, KAMARA, ACTION, THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON 419, and many other adventures. Naz appears courtesy of Scambaiters Equity.
Cast:
JULIAN BLAH, first-tier scammer Lad, who turns out to be a gal - looking for love
BARRISTER MAXWEL ROGER - Barrister Lad
SCOTT MARTIN - Banker Lad
all of them piling on to
HORACE SENS, geezer and potential scammee
The assorted Lads will share any loot they scam out of Horace. But you knew that.
Julian Blah
blah.julian.8@gmail.com
Subject: Hello
Hello dear, Is my pleasure contacting you when i saw your email adress at www.scamorama.com site. [!?] my name is ms julian,your profile was realy impreased,i wish to have such person as a subject to my life learn from you, reason together,join and have a possitive achivement in what ever God might have destined us.one whom i can feel comfortable in his arms, who cares,in whom i will devote all my love to without fear. Kindly reply me so that i can send my picture for you to know how i look like inother to continue the relation. i am enestly waiting for your urgent respond. yours julian. (Wottinell is THIS, and howcome it hit raynaz's Inbox?) Why, it's a new wrinkle! I'll answer as recently-widowed Horace Sens... Horace Sens
Dear Julian Blah,
I do not know how you obtained my e-mail address, and because I am recently widowed, I am wary of you. Why does a young man write to me with this problem? Why do you think I can help you? Who are you? Are you trying to take advantage of my situation? If you are, you mistake my kind and generous nature. Horace Sens Surprise! "Julian" is a girl (uh huh, uh huh) he sends some fairly racy pix (probly lifted, natcherly) of a VERY beautiful young woman... Julian Blah
Received: from [41.208.140.207] <-- Senegal
Hello Dear, I am very happy in your reply to my mail.How are your day? Mine was fine over here.i appreciate your respond.thanks for given me your private email for confidencial.yes correspondent is an act of seriouseness. My name is julian (22)years, single (never married),i am fair in compleation,compasionate ,humble, respectfull,good maural behavior,inteligent,homely.loving and cares for my partner. I like to watch movies,reading,outing,recriation ativities and any thing that can make one happy,like joke etc.i hate lies and unfaithfull. I am the only dauther of james blah from Liberia in west Africa who was the chairman managing director of BLAHMER INDUSTRY LTD in Monrovia,he was also the personal adviser to the former head of state.but unfortunatly to me, the rebels assasinated my parent one early morning and silence them.(that has been past).but right now,i managed to make my way to near by country Senegal where i am residing in dakar becouse of the civil war that was fought in my country liberia. I am contrained to be in good relationship with you,is my pleasure to know litle about you.Your likes and dislikes,hobbies and what you are doing presently. My heart have i renderd to share things in common with you,truely and fiathfull in all mannar of convasation.i belive is granted,i will give you my contact number in my next mail.kindly reply to me as soon as possible.Attached here is my picture and i will like to see yours, Hoping to hear from you soonest. Yours julian. Time for the old goat to raise an interest in the fair (?) Julian... Horace Sens
To Julian Blah,
When I saw the name Julian, I did not realize that you are a young woman, I my country, the name "Julian" is a MAN's name! I naturally thought you are a young man. My mistake. Then I see the pictures you sent, but I cannot believe how a beautiful young woman such as yourself hasn't married by now, and started raising her family, and caring for her husband. If you lived in my country, you would be unavailable for a man's attention, that is for sure! It says in your description of yourself, that you are "homely"! My dear, you are FAR from homely, that word means a plain, unattractive girl, and you are not that! You state: "...i am fair in compleation..." I assume you mean your complexion is fair, which would mean your skin is light. My Dear, you are NOT light-skinned, you are a beautiful ebony goddess! Don't you have a boyfriend? I can't believe you don't have a hundred young men courting your favors! I do not have a recent picture of myself, but I will endeavor to get one taken by the weekend. My sincere condolences on the death of your beloved parent. Is your blessed Mother still living? Your ardent admirer, Horace Sens Julian Blah
The "Chick"-Lad wastes no time... "She" is in love already!
Received: from [208.53.147.73]
Dearest one, How are you today together with your health which is the most important thing to me?, hope fine.I appreciate your reponds to my mail. is my pleasure to see you face to face soonest.all my heart desire is to be with you for the rest of my life.dearest one,i must confess that i love you with all my heart.as i told you earliar, due to the war desaster i am residing in refegee camp here in dakar senegal. my life have been so miserable this place,i want to finish my studies.In this refugee camp we are only allowed to go out only once in a week.Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon. My Dear,i don't have any relatives now whom i can go to as every body ran away in the middle of the war,some may be dead as i cant locate any one from here.the only person i can tell some certing things now is Rev Paul Gueye who is taking care of our spiritual upliftment here in the camp,isHYPERLINK "http://camp.is/"HYPERLINK "http://camp.is/" in his office that i replies those mails, the Pastors phone number is(+221-764835531) i will be happy to hear your voice,please call the number so that i can speak with you.if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel.As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing related to money because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies as i am about to finish my degree course befor the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please,dearest one,i am constraind to tell you this becouse there is no other means of claiming my possesion than to build a trust and live the rest to God and you will be highly rewarded from God if you will not betray my trust.i am afraid becouse i dont want who will betray me, but i have been reveiwd that you are a nise man in whom i can lay my trust and my loving kindness at his arms. my late father as blessed memory been a political personel and machandise deposited some money in one of the Banks in europe using my name as the only child as the next of kin befor his untimely death,amount in qestion is $2.3m(two million three hundred u.s dollars),please i want you to help me transfer this money to your account as the bank said,they cannot make such transation with me in this my present condition as refegee.therefor,help me out so that you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.the statement of the account and death certificate of my late father is here with me.i have contacted the Bank to send back the fund to me,they said that my late father signed that the money cannot return to our home country. for them to help me posses my inheritance that i should provide a representative whom the fund will be transferd to his account then i can take it from their,in this case, i dont have any other man to run to thats why i builded the trust on you after reading your profile. i have considrd to compasate you with 30% of the total fund if you will not marry me.please find a place in your heart and help me out and promise me you will not disapoint me.please dont break my heart becouse i love you with all my soul. So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.i will put things in action by giving you the Bank contact for you to ask them the posibility also outhorise them to transfer the fund to your account in my next mail.Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i depose on you.if you have any qestion you can ask for your clearification. Meanwhile i will like you to call me so that i can hear your voice.i must conface that i love you with all my heart.please help me out and be straightfoward and truthfull to me as i have trusted that you will not disapoint or betray me on the way. Thanks for your understanding.i am waiting for your urgent reply. take very good care of yourself and have a nice day and think about me for our future. Awaiting to hear from you soonest. Yours in love julian. Horace Sens
Horace has had a bit of a setback, health-wise...
My dear Julian,
I am so sorry for not writing, I have been in the hospital, then I had to spend several days in a nursing facility. It seems that I had a small heart attack, when I read your letter that you were in love with me, I fear I got so excited that I had a "spell" and the neighbors had to call the emergency medical people! I am fine now, once Doctor Mengele got my medications in order, and kept me under observation for a few days. My dear, a young girl like yourself can't possibly be in love with me! You don't even know me, and I don't know you. You should be interested in men who are closer to your age than I am, who could satisfy your desires better than I could. True, I am wealthier than most men, and I could buy all kinds of lovely things for you, but we should remember that money can't buy happiness--all it can do is rent it for a while. Please do accept my apology for not replying to your last mail. Your admirer, Horace Julian Blah
Received: from [41.208.140.210]
Subject: please contact the bank for the transfer Dearest one How are you today,i know you must be in very good condition.i appreciate your urgent repond.expectialy thanks for your understanding you are very compasionate man.infact is such a man that my soul admires. that makes me to understand that what God showd me in my dreams are true.i need some one that will not hot my feelings and love i have on him. may be God has destined us to be. dearest,i must conface that i love you with all my heart and ii promise you true love all the days of my life. my body is for you to carry it and fly like a bird to highest level as you want. it will be my desire to be with you for the rest of my life.my heart is filled with joy to have someone like you as i am writing to you now.i know you will not fail my love trust i have on you.i pray that God shall bless what ever you are doing as a living. i will like you to contact the European bank where the money was deposited by my late father for confirmation and possibilities of transferring to your account in your country.kindly reverse back to me when you do that. The contact information of the bank is as follows.THE ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND INTERNATIONAL The name of the transfer officer is : Scott Martins Email address royalbankofscotlan@mail2world.com or :royalbankofscot@excite.co.uk Telephone number :00447024060904 or :00447024054906 Fax :00447031980659 PLEASE COPY THE NOTE BELOW AND FWD IT TO THE BANK Dear Mr.Scott Martins, It is a great pleasure to write you Sir in regards to the information pass across to me by one Miss JULIAN BLAH whose father¡˜s name is late Dr.James Blah and that the father has an account no 26834093 IBAN CODE RBS20122120840408 in your Bank. Miss julian Blah in several occasion has communicated with me over E-Mail to assist her receive a funds valued at $2.3 million dollars which her late father deposited with your Bank. I do here by demand that according to advise of Miss julian Blah that this bank should grant our request by transferring the said funds into my account in my country, I will appreciate if my request is urgently granted. Thanks ........................ yours, julian. Horace Sens
Such a nice, helpful man, Horace is. He dons his hero-suit, leaps onto his gallant steed, and...
Dear Julian,
This is a copy of the letter that I sent to your banker, Mr. Scott Martins, I hope it will suffice, for you to regain your dear father's fortune. I am glad to help you with this matter, my Dear. When the money comes into your hands, I hope you will think kindly of me. Your friend, Horace Sens
----- Original Message ----- Julian Blah
Received: from [41.208.151.88]
my sweetheart how are you doing today i know thatall is will with you honey you dont want to write to me again please try to mail me honey please you told me that you have send an email to the bank honey please as soon as you hear from the bank please try to tell me please try to inform me you kno wthat i dont have any help here i will be waiting for your lovely mail your in love Julian Horace Sens
My dear Julian,
You must have read my mind, I was going to write to you this morning, and here is a mail from you already! I am so pleased to hear from you, it is like a whisper of fresh air that puts a smile on my face. I cannot understand why you have not heard from your bank. I should think they would be anxious to resolve this matter, and give you your rightful inheritance! I have not heard a single word from him, and I wonder if he hasn't stolen your late father's money? I understand there is a great deal of corruption in your part of the world.
Here is a copy of the letter I sent to your bank person, Mr. Scott Martins, in fact, I sent it to both addresses you so helpfully provided. (and I typed my name) I can't understand why you wrote this, my Dear: "...you dont want to write to me again please try to mail me..." I am always very happy to help you, My dear. I now have a delightful new-found reason to get up in the morning! Please do not be afraid, My dear Julian, sometimes the banks take much longer than we think necessary to perform their duties. We will get your money very soon, I'm sure. Would it help if I enlist the aid of my attorney? He can get results very quickly, I'm told. Your fond admirer, Horace Julian Blah
This Lad "falls in love" very easily. Now, I have another wife...
Received: from [41.208.156.20]
honey how are you doing today i know that all is well with you my lovely one honey sorry for late repleing to you mail honey i dont understand you again you told me that you havent any reply from the bank but du you know that i call the bank now with the Rav phone to kno wwhy the dont want to reply you mail but the bank told me that the have replr you mail honey please why are you doing this things to me please try to help me out you know that i love you with all me heart but i can see that you dont have any love on me why are you duing this thing to me please try to help me out i will be waiting for you lovely mail your in love wife Julian. Horace Sens
I'm shocked, (SHOCKED, I tell you!) that you would write such a thing...
My dear Julian,
Do you think I am lying to you? Why would I want to lie to you, and try to help you at the same time? This mail of yours is very disturbing. I told you that I wrote to your bank, addressed to Mr. Scott Martins, and I even sent you a copy of the letter! The mail didn't come back to me, so I assume it got to him immediately. I am getting very suspicious of this guy. Are you sure he's on your side? Now, you tell me that he has never received any mail from me, and he seems to imply that I am lying to you! This would be an insult, except that I think he is trying to turn your eyes away from himself, he has probably been helping himself to your late father's money for years! If I were you, I would demand an immediate audit of your late father's accumulated wealth! Find out for sure if all the money is still properly accounted-for. If he refuses the audit, prefer charges on him. His employment, and freedom will be in great jeopardy if he has been (as I suspect) stealing from you. If you wish, I can ask my attorney-friend to assist you, but I will tell you right now, he does not work "free", even though he will probably be satisfied to receive his fee after we get your rightful money. Your fond admirer, Horace Julian Blah
Received: from [41.208.169.206]
Darling one, i am so much exited to read back your mails.that shows you truely love me.and how you are taking care of this transtion is much impressed. It pens me that the bank has not be able to contact you.i cant tell the reoson,weather is power failure or what.what marvels me is that they are getting me over here. All the same, we can continue with the information they have given to me which i forwarded to you.the rev have succeded in looking for the lawyer that will help us get the documents. Therefor,contact him and tell him to help you prepare the power of attorney that will enable the bank to transfer the fund into your account. His contact adress is as fellows. Name................Barr maxwell rogers. Email adress....prudentlawfir@yahoo.com Phone number......+221768488531 Please horney hurry and contact him tommorow both email and phone becouse i have sent an email to him right now telling him concerning you so that he will attend to you fastly and know that we are seriouse. i will be happy to have a possitive reply from you tommorow that you have sent an email to him. i cant wait to join you over there for the rest of my life. yours julian. Horace Sens
(Contacting the barrister, as ordered...)
Dear Barr. Maxwell Rogers,
My Name is Horace Sens, and I have been asked to contact you regarding Miss Blah. Apparently, there is some money that belonged to her late father, and she needs your help to secure it. I have offered the services of my own attorney, but she seems to prefer some one of her acquaintence. I am sure your offices will be willing to assist her. Thank you for your consideration, Horace Sens Barrister Maxwel Roger
Received: from [41.208.132.209]
MR HOSENS. SEQUEL TO YOUR PARTNER'S EMAIL WHICH WE RECEIVED TODAY IN MY NOBLE LAW FIRM ON HOW TO PREPARE AN AFFIDAVIT OF SUPPORT AND A POWER OF ATTORNEY IN YOUR NAME FOR YOU TO STAND ON BEHALF OF YOUR PARTNER AND TRANSFER SOME MONEY FROM THE BANK TO YOUR ACCOUNT. MY NOBLE LAW FIRM WISH TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT BEFORE WE CAN PROCEED WITH THIS SERVICES WE WILL WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO THIS LAW CHAMBER IMMEDIATELY YOUR FULL DATA DETAILS 1.FULL NAME............................ 2. DATE OF BIRTH..................... 3.YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS ................... 4.PHONE NUMBER.................... 5.OCCUPATION.......................... 6.BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER........ AS YOU WANT IT TO APPEAR ON THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH. SO THAT FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING, I WILL GO TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT HERE TO ASCERTAIN THE COST OF THE AUTHENTICATION OF THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH BEFORE IT BECOMES VALID FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT. AFTER WHICH MY LAW FIRM WILL CONTACT YOU BACK WITH THE REQUIRED COSTS BEFORE ACCEPTING TO RENDER THE REQUIRED LEGAL SERVICES. YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE, BAR MAXWEL ROGER(ESQ) PRUDENT LAW FIRM 5 RUE DE LA MEDINA P.O BOX 120 DAKAR SENEGAL TEL/ +221-76-848-8531 Horace Sens
(I'm peevish...Must've got up on the wrong side of the bed...)
Mr. Rogers,
I was directed to contact you by Miss Julian Blah, and I wrote to you yesterday. Do you remember this? When I wrote to you, I SPECIFICALLY introduced myself with my name: My Name is Horace Sens, Do you remember this? And when I concluded my message, I SPECIFICALLY signed my name: Horace Sens. Do you remember this? When I opened your mail of this morning, I see you address me with my E-MAIL address! How can you forget a man's name, and use his e-mail name to address him? What an insult! It seems to me that you should go back to the 4th grade, and learn some social skills. To address a person whom you do not know, in such a manner! You should be ashamed of your poor manners. I want an immediate, sincere apology, Sir, HORACE SENS Barrister Maxwel Roger
(This Lad doesn't get it...)
Received: from [41.208.132.209]
ATTENTION, Mr HOSENS. SEQUEL TO YOUR EMAIL ON HOW TO PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY AND AFFIDAVIT OF OATH FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER THAT WILL ENABLE YOU TO STAND ON HER BEHALF TO TRANSFER HER MONEY FROM THE BANK TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ELSEWHERE. FROM MY FINDINGS,MY LAW FIRM WAS MADE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE FOUR DOCUMENTS REQUIRED FROM YOU BY THE BANK BEFORE THE TRANSFERRING OF THAT MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT. INCLUDING, THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH WHICH WILLENABLE THE BANK TO DEAL WITH YOU ON BEHALF OF YOUR PARTNER.IN REGARDS OF THE ABOVE AND FROM MY FINDINGS IN THE HIGH COURT HERE, IT WILL COST THE SUM OF ( 110 Euros) FOR THE AUTHENTICATION OF THE POWER OF ATTORNEY.( 100 Euro ) FOR THE SWEARING OF THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH AT THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT HERE BEFORE IT BECOMES VALID. (110 Euros) FOR NOTARY STAMPING AT THE NOTARY OFFICE HERE. MY LEGAL PROCESSING FEE OF (130 Euros). TOTAL NOW WILL BE (450 Euros Only), TO GET EVERYTHING DONE. YOU CAN EASILY PAID THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER WITH MY NAME AND ADDRESS HERE.YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE, BAR MAXWEL ROGER(ESQ) PRUDENT LAW FIRM 5 RUE DE LA MEDINA P.O BOX 120 DAKAR SENEGAL TEL: +221-76-848-8531 Horace Sens
(Must remind him, in no uncertain terms...)
Rogers:
I was directed to contact you by Miss Julian Blah, and I wrote to you yesterday. Do you remember this? When I wrote to you, I SPECIFICALLY introduced myself with my name: My Name is Horace Sens, Do you remember this? And when I concluded my message, I SPECIFICALLY signed my name: Horace Sens. Do you remember this? When I opened your recent mail, I see you STILL address me with my E-MAIL address! How can you forget a man's name, and use his e-mail name to address him? What an insult! It seems to me that you should go back to the 4th grade, and learn some social skills. To address a person whom you do not know, in such a manner! You should be ashamed of yourself for poor manners. I want an immediate, sincere apology, Sir, you will get the completed forms when I have my apology from you. I have half a mind to tell Miss Julian Blah to fire your stupid, mannerless self, MY NAME IS HORACE SENS, NOT "HOSENS". Use my name. Horace Sens Horace Sens
(Prod the Lad a little...)
Maxwel Roger:
I have tried and tried to send this money to you, and it doesn't go through. I cannot figure out what is happening. I haven't been able to tell anything to Miss Julian Blah, as there is nothing to report. Western Union office in Dakar Senegal seems to think there is no such address, or person of this name. That is the message I've been getting from them. Since the amount is slightly more than $600 (US) it's not some huge amount, so the transfer should have no trouble going through. Let me know what, if anything, you've heard from Western Union. Horace Sens Julian Blah
Received: from [41.208.181.19]
Hello My darling. Please darling,am still waiting for your mail,can you please tell me what is going on, l want to hear from you because am so worried about you, waiting to read your mail soonest. With Love Julian.4u More to come? I don't know, it's been a while. (Perhaps old Horace has had some medical problems, caused by his Doctor, Cy N. Nide.) [Clueless in Scamorama Land? See The Main Page.] |