Lewd Noogie takes on another Lad in between other exploits as he rampages across Eastern Europe.
Douglass Musa - Native of Dubai, Profession Unknown, Currently Dying of 'Brian' Cancer (douglassq@networld.com)
and
George Lloyd - Director of Foreign Operations of a Diplomatic Courier Service
and
Dr. Stuart Macfarlane - Douglass' physician:
assisted(?) by
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie - International Hotel Consultant
and
Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes - financial advisor
Doing the math on Douglass, we see that he is 78 years old and his father was murdered in 2001, or 4 years ago. Douglass would have been 74 at the time, making his father, what, maybe somewhere between ninety-four and a hundred? No wonder his partners killed him; probably couldn't get the old fart to retire.
We also learn that 'Douglass' is a native of Dubai; curious name for someone of the Arab persuasion, but maybe western names were fashionable in Dubai back in 1927 when Douglass was born.
['Douglass' may be living in Dubai, but the M.O. sounds more reminiscent of a country a hop, skip and a jump away.]
Douglass is now suffering from 'cancer or the brian' (Scamorama take note - a new cause of death to record in 'Disturbing Demographics') and needs Lewd to help him get his money to the needy.
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DOUGLASS MUSA From: "douglass douglass" Subject: May God bless you Date: Mon, 25 Jul 2005 ATTN: PRESIDENT / CEO, Dear Sir,25/07/2005 REQUREST FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION I am Dr. Douglass Musa, I am 78 years old; anative of Dubai. My late father was killed by his business associatein 2001,and during the period i married we had a sonwhich both of them was also killed in a cold blood a year later, I am now afriad of showing myself out to them (Business Associate Including members of my Family) as all are wanting to deny or kill me too,All because after the death of my father, Inherited all his business and wealth. Currently, I am suffering from long time cancer ofhe brian. From all indications,my condition isreally deteriorating and is quiteobvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very Sever stage. Infact, my personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth,by contributing to the well beign of lessprivileged people and handicapped in the society of Asian,which is in my place, America Europe and African Countries. This mission, which will no doubt be tasking hadmade me to recently relocate from my family house to new place where I live presently due to the preassure my family members are giving me as they want to share the fund within themself's which i don't want. I selected you for this Purpose and prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of $15,300,000.00Million US Dollars to you for the development of the well beign of handicapped in the society and also as aids for the less privileged around your country,and i have mapped out $1,300,000.00 for your own personal use to help me for this work. Please note that, this fund is currently lying in a Security Company in Europe and, therefore my ATTORNEY will file an immediate application for the transfer of the money in your name or yourhome.Please,do not reply me if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use,than enhancement of the comfort of theHandicapped.Lastly, I want you/your home to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual rebirth lately that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity. 1, Give immediate reply to this proposal, using thisemail address Upon receipt of your response andagreeing with my terms, Email-[ douglassmusa1@box.az> ] Thanks and regards Dr Douglass Musa [A fine example of the Cancer Letter] Lewd Noogie Mr. Musa, I am terribly sorry to hear of your plight but I'm afraid this was sent to me by mistake. Sincerely, Lewis D. Noogie DOUGLASS MUSA Mon, 1 Aug 2005 Dearset Lewis D. Noogie, I am most grateful for your mail, and I seize this opportunity to thank you for coming to my rescue and to let you know also that this transaction is a straight forward and legal transaction and now i am in hospital this is not an mistake. With great pleasure I am sincerely seeking your confidence in this transaction I am particularly interested in dealing with you because I expect you to be reliable and be more helpful to me. I am somebody with a conscience. If this transaction was in any way illegal, I would tell you straight away so that you know what is involved and decide for yourself. But it is not like that at all, and you will later see and understand that. I hope you were not too embarrassed by my first email to you since you do not know me. I had no option since my immediate and extended family in and outside Dubai refused to distribute my funds because they want to keep it to themselves. I didnÕt know how to move the funds out and dispatched it to charity organizations, so I resulted to putting fate to test and making a random contact. I got your email address from the web email directory and decided to introduce my plight and this transaction. I am communicating with only you at this moment with regards to this transaction. And I would not have any cause to do otherwise, except you state your intention to withdraw your assistance. Just like I stated in my first mail to you, this fund is presently in a private security and holding firm in Europe. I cannot claim these funds myself as a result of my condition as of NOW. (1) I am under going medical treatment. It has defiled all forms of medical attention, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts (2) I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth It is for this reasons I am seeking for your assistance to stand as the beneficiary to the fund and retrieve it on my behalf and dispatche it to charity organizations All the necessary documents required to get the Funds out of the security firm are in my possession and I will be sending them to you after we must have come to a conclusion and reached an agreement, Not before. I need you to give me your words that you will be very honest and straight forward with me when the money gets to you, So long as you can execute this transaction successfully and help me dispatched it to charity organizations. Thus, I would need you to get back to me on the following issues, (1) That you are in a position to be trusted as a God fearing person with such a large amount of fund and dispatched it to charity organization. (2) That you are ready to sign a letter of guarantee with my lawyer on behalf of me due to my health problem, clearly stating the terms of this transaction, including your percentages and dispatching the remaining funds to charity organizations, as my lawyer will be a living witness that you fulfill your promise of dispatching my funds to charity organizations so that I am assured that the money would be safe in your hands even when am at the gate. (3) That you are willing to contact the security company to discuss the terms of releasing the funds and bear whatever expenses (if there is any and you will remove any money spent immediately you get the funds) that would be involved so that the funds can be released and the money transfer. (4) That you fully understand this transaction up to this stage and you are ready to proceed under these terms. As soon as I receive your reply that you are ready to proceed under these terms, then I will furnish you with all details including the company and my lawyerÕs details for the secure of the release of my fund and disposure to the charities. But if you have any questions up to this stage, please ask and I will be more than happy to respond to them. And I will also send you all the necessary documentations to conclude this transaction and the security company details as my life is too short. Also I thanks again for your mail, your mail has relieved me and I pray to almighty GOD with his infinite mercy to reward you. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it now. I want you to pray for me so that God would forgive me and be merciful to me and accept my soul. I will like you to forward your phone number and your home address so that my Attorney will get intoch to you. Thanks May God bless you, Douglass Musa Lewd Noogie August 2, 2005 Mr. Musa, Your decription of what you want to have done with your money sounds like quite a task and I see a couple of problems here. As much as I would like to help you, what you require will certainly take a lot of time and effort. My position as a partner in an international hotel consulting firm does not leave me a lot of time. Having to interface with attorneys, security companies just to get the fund, and then having to coordinate with various charities, accountants, and all the time having your lawyer lurking over my shoulder sounds like it will take a greater expenditure of time than I can afford to make. I understand that the $1,300,000.00 you have mapped out for my personal use is a lot of money but I really don't have time for what sounds like a full-time job. I hope your doctors are able to help with your medical situation. My knowledge of medicine is quite limited but I always find that asparin can fix almost anything. You may also want to seek medical advice outside of Dubai. I certainly wish I could help but I think you will want someone who can devote the proper attention to this project. Sincerely, Lewis D. Noogie DOUGLASS MUSA Wed, 3 Aug 2005 Dear Lewis, Thanks your for your prompt response and your willingness to assist me to stand as the beneficiary of My Wills for fund valued at $11,300,000.00Million US Dollars to you for the development of the well beign of handicapped in the society and also as aids for the less privileged around your country,Remember that he mapped out $1,300,000.00 for your own personal use to help him for this work. In the fixed deposit account in Dubai,security company,That you are willing to contact the security company to discuss the terms of releasing the funds and bear whatever expenses (if there is any and you will remove any money spent immediately you get the funds) that would be involved so that the funds can be released and the money transfer to your account. That you fully understand this transaction up to this stage and you are ready to proceed under these terms. Consequently, l look forward to a good relationship with you I have in mind of useing this fund for the development of the well beign of handicapped in the society and also as aids for the less privileged around your country,I wise advice you.However, you are required to be honest and transparent all through the approvals cum confirmation of funds in your account. So let me no your interntion ok shall introduce to you when this is done.l am very willing to provide you with all the needed information to empower you in this claim Every process of this transaction will be in accordance with the Security Company in Dubai] rules and policy, and ethics on this matters, and the due process of the law. And with the assistance of the law, you should be rest assured that it is 100% risk free and legal.forward to me a copy your international passport for security trust and the confidentiality of this transaction. 1, as the ethics of the security company in Dubai that you must chose if you will come to Dubai then the chargs will been less or that there diplomats will get you the fund to your counrty and there will call you for your consignment.and you will pay the sun of $12,000 the $12,00 stand as delivery fee or you are experted to come to Dubai.when you get back to me i will forward the contact email addrass and there phone number so that you tolk to the FIRST man of the security company in Dubai l will like you to give me your phone number there will also call you. Best regards, Douglass Musa [Didn't I just tell this guy to find somebody else?] Lewd Noogie August 3, 2005 Douglass, my friend, It is painfully obvious that your brian malady has reached an advanced stage. The old comprehension just ain't what it used to be, is it? But never mind, considering your condition I'll try to help you. I am an international hotel consultant and I am currently consulting to a small resort hotel here in Gadyukina, Russia. I just arrived here about a week ago and I'm still settling in. I can be reached at 7-095-9648597. Just ask the hotel operator to transfer the call to me. Just one question - You mentioned that I have to bear any expenses for getting the money released from the security company. Just what kind of expenses are we anticipating here? I look forward to hearing from you again. By the way, my friends call me Lewd (short for Lewis D.) Lewd DOUGLASS MUSA Wed, 3 Aug 2005 Dear Beloved Lewis, I am very happy with the full contents/response of my mail and i am praying that God will reward us every of our good efforts With warm hearts, I offer my friendship, and my greetings to you ?Therefore,you must begin to see yourself as his benefactor of which you must at all times demonstrate adequate insurable interest to the transfer of this fund to you. Moreso, l will guide you in every process of this transaction and furnish you with adequate information since all documentation for this claim shall be secured in your name with the private information of the deceased making you the lawful beneficiary. My believe is that one day we will all see and rejoice together, my doctor says that i have short time to live hence i need this project to be completed as soon as possible so that i can witness this great work of God and have a good rest when i go to the order side of the world, I would need you to quickly contact my attorney his name is Barrister Peter White and email address is:peterwhite_esq@yahoo.co.uk or barrister_peterwhite@box.az Regard to your question [1]The expenses there is for the clearing and handle charge which the security company are requesting for.therefore contact them for the way forward and there will tell more on how there will released the fund to you. Here is the contact of security company in Dubai? Name/ Mr George Lloyd Email /globalsdiplomatic_courierservice@yahoo.com phone number / 00971508878445 I urge you to email him and you will have the full detail's of this project as i promise you that you will never regret in carring the work of Almighty God rather you have alot to benefit in God'spresence.My health situation is getting bad as i can stay on computer for long time (I would have loved to contiune with this mail). I wait the confirmation ofthis mail as i urge you to always pray for my soul.contact my Attonrey and confirm your details to him i have forwarded your phone number to him he will call you. God bless you all. Douglass Musa DOUGLASS MUSA Wed, 3 Aug 2005 Dear Lewd Noogie, I write to inform you that I have discussed very well with my bankers here in my country and I have been able to SIGN all the necessary papers authorizing you to receive the sum of $11,300,000.00 Million on my behalf. I am entrusting the Money to you and the Bank Authorities have officially endorsed and recognised you as the New beneficiary and entitled owner of the Funds . I have also held an extensive meeting with the Remittance Authorities of my Bank today they have MOVED the Funds today in your name and favour to the security company in Dubai Therefore, you are advised to communicate directly with the security company in Dubai . I hereby give you the full detailed information of the Bank as follows: EMAIL:globalsdiplomatic_courirservice@yahoo.com DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN PAYMENTS: MR. George Lloyd TELEPHONE NO:00971508878445 CONTACT OFFICER IN CHARGE: MR. George Lloyd Note that I shall be awaiting to receive your updates via email today immediately after you communicate to the security company in Dubai Thnaks Douglass Musa Lewd Noogie Douglass, my ill friend, My worst fears about being involved in this transaction are coming true. What started out as a relatively simple procedure is growing in complexity at an exponential rate. Now there's you, a bank, a lawyer, and a security company involved. Douglass, I am a successful businessman, a senior partner in the firm of Noogie, Dahmer, Lecter & Associates, hotel consultants to the stars. I know my way around a business deal so let me make a few suggestions to get this off on the right foot. First of all, if your money was in a bank, why on earth did you move it to a security company? Please explain to me what advantage you gained by doing this. Secondly, get rid of the lawyer. I have never had a good experience with those guys - all they do is collect retainers and fees for doing virtually nothing. Fire his ass now. Thirdly, unless you can give me a reasonable answer to my first question, move your money back to the bank. I'll send you my account number and all you have to do is make a wire transfer to me. Very simple. I realize that the advanced stages of your brian cancer is probably affecting your grip on reality, so please make every effort to follow my advice here. Waiting to hear from you. Lewd DOUGLASS MUSA Thu, 4 Aug 2005 Subject: Act fast,my health is fast deteriorating Dear Lewd, I received your mail with a great sense of reasoning. l was actually advised by my banker to secure the money in the security company knowing fully well the state of my well being, health wise!. Reasons being that peradventure l die before the money is transferred to you, you will still be in a good advantage to receive the money as my beneficiary unlike in the bank where you will under rigorous processes . Dubai banking regulations poses more strictness on banks than security companies. But my greatest intention is to give the all the necessary assistance to get this money transferred to you, and that is what l did. Once we come to a compromise, l will forward to you the deposit certificate for which l deposited the $11,300,000.00 USD into the security company along with a letter of trustee/power of attorneys which you will present to the security for the transferring of the money to you through their correspondent bank. The services and mode of operation of security companies here in Dubai is same as their bank counterpart. The difference is that the regulations on bank is more restricted than that of security companies on transferring of money out of Dubai More so, the expenses you will incur is the cost of securing the Anti-Terrorist and Drug Clearance certificates as required by the Dubai Government and international Monetary governing bodies in association with the September 11 attack on the united states of American and the recent attack on the United Kingdom. These documents will be secured only by a well recognized lawyer here in Dubai due to the fact that they are certified documents, these documents will ease the transferring of this money to you from Dubai exonerating it from terrorism, money laundering and drug associated before international monetary bodies . This is the only service a lawyer is needed for. My intention is based on the wise advise of my banker in recognition of the banking regulation of Dubai and that of security companies, The movement of the money to the security company is sole for your advantage to facilitate the transferring of this money to you before, on and after my death. All l need from you complete support and to give the stipulated share to the less privileged within your locality and internationally even after my death. Everything is under good control. You response will necessitate me to forward to you the documents for this claim signed in your favour and the letter of trustee/power of attorney, giving you the legal empowerment to claim the money on my behalf as it is equally simple to transfer the money to your account through same wire transfer from the security company's correspondent bank. Once l receive your positive response, l will forward the documents to you, you will send it to the bank along with the letter of trustee/power of attorney which qualifies you to receive the money. Then the security company will through their lawyer assist you secure the Anti-Terrorist and Drug Clearance certificates after which the money will be transferred to you through telegraphic wire transfer. This is what my banker told me. As you can see, you stand a good chance to receive the money even through the security company. You must act fast to enable me send to you the documents immediately as my health is fast deteriorating. Best of Luck, Douglass Musa. Lewd Noogie Augut 4, 2005 Douglass, First of all, let me tell you how sorry I am to hear of the further deterioration of your health. Is there someone there whom you trust that can let me know if anything, uh, unexpected happens? Douglass, my friend, are you sure you have exhausted all medical possibilities concerning your disease? You know, I lived for a number of years in the Middle East and I have seen symptoms similar to and worse than yours caused by bad sidiqi. You weren't by chance on a bender just before the symptoms appeared, were you? It's definitely something to consider. Go ahead and send me the documentation and I'll get the money transferred. You can rest easy, I'll see that this money ends up in a good place. Lewd ['Sidiqi' is Arabic for 'friend'. It is also the name for moonshine on the Arabian peninsula...] DOUGLASS MUSA Thu, 4 Aug 2005 Dear Lewd, I will forward the documents to you as soon as l have enough rest as the doctor has advised. l have also given my personal physician your contact information incase l give up. You ought to know that much have been done medically to give me a sound health and much have been spent as money has not been a problem. l am fade up with everything, l must confess to you. However, l will endeavour to forward the documents to you, l have also instructed my personal physician to do iton my behalf later in the day. Thank you very much for your concern and sincerity. l will get back to you soonest. Regards, Douglass. Lewd Noogie Douglass, Good to hear from you again. Douglass, I think we have to be realistic and face the situation bravely. You don't sound too good and the fact is you're probably going to be dead in a very short time. I think it is most urgent that you get those documents to me as soon as possible, today if you can. I would hate to think that your last wishes could not be carried out because you croaked before you got the paperwork to me. I'm glad that you have given instructions to your doctor to inform me in the event you are unable to continue corresponding. Take care and know that this transaction will get done in your absence. Ok, Douglass, send the documents and then go into the light. Lewd [Ok, so my bedside manner ain't what it used to be...] [Douglass is fading fast, can't even use his computer anymore, but makes a final, tremendous effort to get the vital documents to me...] DOUGLASS MUSA Fri, 5 Aug 2005 Dear Lewd, l was in the incubator throughout yesterday and could not forward the documents to you. But I have today instructed my personal physician to send to you the documents for this claim and the official email contact of the Diplomatic Security & Courier Service Company Ltd in dubai and the picture of the money by attachment so that you can contact them for more directives on how you can receive the money into your custody. My personal physicians Dr. Stuart Macfarlane will read any mail you send to me as l am very very weak and can no more work with the computer , he will keep you posted with my well being. Please do everything humanly possible to get this money transferred into your account and disburse it accordingly as we agreed. Below is the contact of the Security company and whom to reach to contactMr. George LloydEmail:gdcs@asia.com Contact him by email. Thank you and God Bless you. Douglass Musa. [Wha...? The attachments won't open!!] Lewd Noogie August 6, 2005 Musa, DOUGLASS, STOP! DO NOT TAKE ANOTHER STEP! DO NOT GO INTO THE LIGHT YET! TURN AWAY FROM THE LIGHT! THE ATTACHMENTS WON'T OPEN! COME BACK! Douglass, I know you're in no condition to hear this but you or your doctor have to resend the attachments. I don't know what the problem is but I could not get them to open. Please, old friend, resend them and then you can rest forever. Lewd [ Enter the financial guy. ] GEORGE LLOYD Fri, 05 Aug 2005 ATTENTION MR.LEWIS D. NOOGIE, REFERENCE TO THE RECEIPT OF A NOTIFICATION FROM MR. DOUGLASS MUSA INSTRUCTING THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF HIS ESTATE IN OUR COMPANY TOYOU AS HIS TRUSTEE, WE SEEK YOUR CONSENT IN CONFIRMATION OF THIS QUEST. YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO FORWARD TO THIS COMPANY A LETTER OF TRUSTEE/ POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM THE TESTATOR AS A CONFIRMATION OF RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY, AN ATTACHED COPY OF YOUR DRIVER'S LECENSE OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT AND THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE AS PROVE OF TRUE TRUSTEE. YOURS IN SERVICE, MR. G. LLYOD. DIRECTOR: FOREIGN OPERATIONS, GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC & SECURITY COURIER SERVICE COMPANY LTD, DUBAI, UAE, ASIA. Lewd Noogie August 6, 2005 Mr. Lloyd, I thank you for your note and let me say it is a pleasure to do business with you. Unfortunately it will be a day or two before I can send you the deposit certificate. Douglass sent me a corrupted file and I have requested him to resend it. I only pray I got to him in time as his disease has reached an advanced state and it is apparent his brian is rapidly turning to oatmeal. I will forward it to you as soon as I have received it. Sincerely, Lewis D. Noogie In the final installment, things get really serious, both in this life and the hereafter. [Douglass' personal physician, Dr. Macfarlane, informs me that Douglass has slipped into a coma. Looks like any further communication with Douglass will be via Oija board...] DR. STUART MACFARLANE 6 Aug 2005 Dear Mr. Lewis Noogie, l am resending to you the documents by attachment as directed by Mr. Douglass Musa, l am his personal physician. He has mnot been awake for our 24hrs now. l wish him best in this predicament. Yours sincerely, Dr. Stuart Macfarlane. DR. MACFARLANE Sat, 6 Aug 2005 Dear Mr. Lewis Noogie, l am Dr. Stuart Macfarlane, the personal physician of Mr. Douglass Musa, l am sending to you the documents again as directed by Mr. Douglass Musa. Please confirm proper receipt and view. Yours sincerely, Dr. Stuart Macfarlane. DR. MACFARLANE 6 Aug 2005 Dear Mr. Lewis Noogie, The initial files from my email contact was the Deposit certificate and the Picture of the funds. In this mail is the letter of trustee/power of attorney. Please confirm your proper view and receipt. Thanks Yours sincerely, Dr. Stuart Macfarlane. Lewd Noogie August 7, 2005 Dr. Macfarlane, I thank you for your time and effort in helping me fulfill Douglass' final wishes. I believe I now have all of the documentation required to finalize this transfer. Please keep me informed of Douglass' condition. I can also be contacted at 7-095-964-8597 in the event of emergency. Sincerely, Lewis D. Noogie Lewd Noogie August 7, 2005 Mr. Lloyd, Attached please find the documentation that you earlier requested. Please inform me of further steps to be taken for me to receive the deposit. Sincerely, Lewis D. Noogie GEORGE LLOYD Mon, 08 Aug ATTENTION MR.LEWIS D. NOOGIE, SIR, THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE AND YOUR POWER OF ATTORNEY HAVE BEEN APPREHENDED AND APPROVED FOR PROGRESSION OF THE TRANSFERRING OF YOUR BENEFIT TO YOU. IN FURTHERANCE TO THIS CLAIM, YOU SHALL BE REQUIRED TO PAY THE SUM OF THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS TO OUR CORRESPONDENCE BANK IN LONDON FOR SECURING THE DRUG CLEARANCE AND ANTI- TERRORIST CERTIFICATES ON YOUR BEHALF AS REQUIRED BY THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY GOVERNING BODIES FOR INTERNATIONAL TRANSACTIONS OF THIS MAGNITUDE. THESE DOCUMENTS CLEAR YOUR BENEFIT FROM BEING INDICTED WITH MONEY LAUNDERING,DRUG AND TERROTISM AND ENHANCES FREE TRANSFERRING OF YOUR BENEFIT INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT. BELOW IS THE INFORMATION OF OUR CORRESPONDENCE BANK IN LONDON AND FOR YOUR VIEW AND UPDATE. LONDON INTERNATIONAL BANKLONDON, UNITED KINGDOMOFFICIAL WEB PAGE: <http://libonline.org/> THE FEE SHOULD BE SENT TO THE REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL BANK WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW PREFERABLY BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER FOR A SPEEDY COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION; MR. JAMES PALMER TEST QUESTION: CITY ANSWER: LONDON UNITED KINGDOM A COPY OF THE PAYMENT CONFIRMATION MUST BE SENT TO THE BANK THROUGH THIS MAIL: "admin@libonline.org " OR FAX: +448704902594 AND A COPY BE SENT TO GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC SECURITY & COURIER SERVICE COMPANY FOR OUR UPDATE AND DOCUMENTATION WITH OUR EMAIL: gdcs@asia.com BE INFORMED THAT YOUR BENEFIT SHALL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU FROM LONDON INTERNATIONAL BANK ( WHICH IS OUR CORRESPONDENCE BANK ) BY MEANS OF TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER. WE SHALL REQUEST FOR YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION AFTER YOU HAVE SECURED THE DRUG CLEARANCE AND ANTI- TERRORIST CERTIFICATES. WE CONGRATULATE YOU FOR THE PROGRESSION OF A SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THE CLAIM OF YOUR BENEFIT YOURS IN SERVICE, MR. G. LLYOD. DIRECTOR: FOREIGN OPERATIONS, GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC & SECURITY COURIER SERVICE COMPANY LTD, DUBAI, UAE. Lewd Noogie August 8, 2005 Mr. Lloyd, I thank you for your prompt response. I must confess to a bit of confusion on my part regarding several points. 1. I was informed by my friend Mr. Douglass Musa that I was to come to Dubai to retrieve this fund while you are informing me that it will be wire transferred. Please clarify. 2. I am currently consulting to a small resort hotel here in Gadyukina, Russia. I'm afraid there is no Western Union anywhere near here but if you send me the bank's pay-to account information I can transfer the money to you from my computer. 3. I have transferred considerable sums of money through my consulting partnership and I have never heard of a 'Drug Clearance' certificate, nor an 'Anti-terrorist' certificate. This may well be some sort of very recent requirement but I am completely unaware of it. I have a financial advisor in London and will query him on this issue, copying you on the correspondence of course. Please get back to me on items 1 and 2. Thank you, Lewis D. Noogie Lewd Noogie August 8, 2005 Dr. Macfarlane, Has there been any change in Douglass' condition? Thank you, Lewis D. Noogie DR. MACFARLANE 8 Aug 2005 Dear Lewis Noogie, Mr. Douglass is yet to speak in two days. The only thing he said was that l should tell you to do everything humanly and legally possible to get the money transferred into your custody and get it disbursed accordingly. What is the situation of things? Please update me so that l can keep him posted at any of his good time. Yours sincerely, Dr. Stuart Macfarlane Lewd Noogie August 8, 2005 Sir Charles, Please forgive me for this intrusion but I have an issue within your area of expertise to deal with and could use your advice. Please be aware that this correspondence has been copied to Mr. George Lloyd of the Global Diplomatic Security and Courier Service Company Ltd in Dubai. I would ask you to copy your response to him as well. The issue at hand is this: I am in the process of recovering a fund from Dubai and I have been told that I have to pay for aÊ 'Drug Clearance' certificate and an 'Anti-terrorist' certificate. It's difficult for me to keep up with all of the new regulations that are always being imposed, but this is one I have never come across in the past. Are you familiar with these requirements and can you tell me anything about them? I would really appreciate your input. I would love to inquire after Tushie and her twin sister but this would not be for Mr. Lloyd's eyes. Please pass on my regards to the both of them and say hello to Mikhaik S. the next time you talk with him. Sincerely, Lewd Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes Mon, 08 Aug 2005 My Dear Noogie, Thank you for your e-mail. Yes, payments for Drug Clearance and Anti Terrorist Certificates would be in order but you should not be expected to pay an extortionate amount for them. How much are you being charged ? Once you have negotiated these fees I would suggest that you pay through your Slovenian silver dorks account. Yours ever, Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes VC Kreplach Brothers Merchant Bank International PLC Lewd Noogie August 9, 2005 Mr. Lloyd, I have been informed by my advisor that there actually is a requirement for these certificates. I await your response to my questions from yesterday. Sincerely, Lewis D. Noogie Lewd Noogie August 10, 2005 Dr. Macfarlane, I hope you have good news today about Douglass' condition. I don't know how much he told you about what we are trying to do here but things are just not progressing as I had hoped. The guy at the security service company is unresponsive and I guess I'm going to have to start being a little more forceful with them. If Douglass should have a lucid moment, please tell him I'm trying to get this thing finished. Thank you. Lewis Noogie [Time to wake up that clown at the security company... Lewd Noogie August 10, 2005 Mr. Lloyd, If you go back through your email from Monday, August 8, 2005, you will see that I asked you 2 (two) questions: 1. I was informed by my friend Mr. Douglass Musa that I was to come to Dubai to retrieve this fund while you are informing me that it will be wire transferred. Please clarify. 2. I am currently consulting to a small resort hotel here in Gadyukina, Russia. I'm afraid there is no Western Union anywhere near here but if you send me the bank's pay-to account information I can transfer the money to you from my computer. I received an answer to the third question from my financial advisor regarding the Drug and Anti-terrorist certificates. Answers from you, however, have not been forthcoming. This is a very large sum of money we are dealing with here and I expect a level of efficiency and responsiveness over and above what you would give to your average off-the-street customer. We're not asking you to stable a camel herd, or whatever those creatures are that you seem so fond of there in Dubai. We're talking real money here. The name of your company is Global Diplomatic & Security Courier SERVICE Company. Let's concentrate on the 'Service' aspect for the next few days, shall we? Thank you. Lewis D. Noogie Damn! The email to Lloyd bounces. Now what?] Lewd Noogie August 10, 2005 Dr. Macfarlane, I'm afraid we have a problem here. I sent off a scathing note to the Global Diplomatic & Security Courier Service Company there in Dubai but their mail address is no longer valid. I'm unsure as to what I should do now. Please tell me that Douglass is awake and responsive. I need his advice. I am by no means a medical expert but there must be something you can do to bring him around for a little while. I've seen on TV where they put these paddles on a guy's chest and jump-start him. Would that work on Douglass? Maybe oxygen? Strong coffee? Hell, I don't know, try SOMETHING! He's the only one who will know what to do. I anxiously await your response. Sincerely, Lewis Noogie DR. MACFARLANE 10 Aug 2005 Dear Mr. Lewis, Mr. Douglass Musa have been living with the help of respiratory medical device. However, before this state of his, he gave me the full detail of the security company which l consulted them with after the receipt of your mail. The non-response to you was due to the general on going maintenance on the communication network of the company. They may have contacted you alternatively. More so,l spoke with one of the directors of the company, Mr. George Lloyd. He gave me a comprehensive insight into the process of this transaction after l introduced my self as the private physician of Mr. Douglass Musa. Mr. Douglass Musa is well-respected individual. l wisely advised you to effect the payment for the drug clearance and anti terrorist certificates to enable the money be transferred to you. Everything is going on very fine and perfect. l fear that Mr. Douglass Musa will not survive this ailment. He may not live in two days time. So make heirs and get this money in your custody immediately. Yours sincerely, Dr. Stuart Macfarlane. [I don't see where we need Douglass' involvement in these modalities anymore; let's send him on his way...] Lewd Noogie August 10, 2005 Dr. Macfarlane, I thank you for your help on this issue. As a matter of fact I did receive an email from Mr. Lloyd just a few minutes before yours and I will be responding to him shortly. There are some strange things about Mr. Lloyd and his company that I haven't quite figured out yet. Something about him/them bothers me. But that is not your problem. Getting back to Douglass' condition, I've given this considerable thought and prayer. Douglass has lived to the ripe old age of 78, a goodly age. His wife is gone, he has outlived all his friends, and his brian is being rapidly consumed by his cancer. Dr. Macfarlane, I've never heard of anyone of his age and condition recovering from something like this. I believe it's time we face the fact that he's not coming back to us and put him out of his misery. I know he would want this, and if I were there I would certainly be more than happy do it. As I am not, I'm afraid this duty falls to you. Go ahead, Unplug him. Sincerely. Lewis GEORGE LLOYD Wed, 10 Aug 2005 ATTENTION MR. LEWIS NOOGIE, BELOW IS OUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION IN LONDON FOR THE PAYMENT OF THE FEE FOR THE DRUG CLEARANCE AND ANTI- TERRORIST CERTIFICATES. THE BANK ONLY ACCEPTS PAYMENT IN BRITISH POUNDS. YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUIRED TO PAY THE THREE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS IN BRITISH POUND EQUIVALENT. BANK: ALLIANCE LIECESTER NORTHUNBERLAND ST, NEWCASTLE UPONTYNE, NEWCASTLE.SORT CODE:58-18-00 ACCOUNT NO:204740396469 BEN:MR D.PAYE YOU REQUIRED TO FORWARD THE PAYMENT CONFIRMATION TO THIS OFFICE BY ATTACHMENT. THE ABOVE COST INCLUDE THE COST OF LITIGATION AND AUTHENTICATION OF THE DOCUMENTS BY OUR ACCREDITED ATTORNEY FROM THE AUTHORIZED AUTHORITIES. BE INFORMED THAT ALL PAYMENT THROUGH GLOBAL SECURITY AND FIDELITY SECURITY COMPANY IS MADE THROUGH OUR CORREPONDENCE BANK IN LONDON WHICH IS LONDON INTERNATIONAL BANK,LONDON UNITED KINGDOM. VIEW WEB BELOW: <http://libonline.org/>
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THIS AGREEMENT WAS MADE KNOWN TO THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR BEFORE DEPOSITING THE FUNDS IN OUR CUSTODY. AS THE BENEFICIARY, YOU ARE ESXPECTED TO COMPLY WITH OUR INSTRUCTION WHILE WE RENDER BEST OF SERVICES TO YOU WHICH OUR COMPANY IS KNOWN OF. WE AWAIT THE PAYMENT CONFIRMATION TO NECESSITATE THE TRANSFERRING OF YOUR BENEFIT TO YOU. YOURS IN SERVICE, MR. GEORGE. LLYOD. DIRECTOR: FOREIGN OPERATIONS, GLOBAL DIPLOMATIC & SECURITY COURIER SERVICE COMPANY LTD, DUBAI, UAE. Lewd Noogie August 10, 2005 Mr. Lloyd, I still have a problem here. Mr. Musa not only told me that I would be required to come to Dubai to accomplish this transaction but he sent me a picture of the money in two trunk boxes. I am supposed to be taking receipt of cash, not a wire transfer. I don't know how you came to believe otherwise but you should check your paperwork and whoever dealt directly with Mr. Musa. I am in close contact with Dr. Macfarlane and he is keeping me up to date on Mr. Musa's condition. Let's see what happens in the next day or two. If he recovers enough to communicate he can convey his wishes to you again and we can discuss the matter thoroughly to determine the best way to go. I don't have much hope of his recovery, however, and in the event he dies, I guess I will have no choice but to follow your instructions. I'll let you know as soon as I hear from the doctor. Lewis Noogie [Not more than half an hour later this arrives. Somehow I feel responsible...] DR. MACFARLANE 10 Aug 2005 Dear Lewis, It is very sad to inform you that our dearest friend just passed away. He died at 3:58 pm our local time. His body will be buried in accordance with the lslamic rite today. His extended family members have come to take his corpse. The have sent a letter to me inviting me to their family meeting where l supposed they will make inquiries from me about the available property of Mr. Douglass. l have been his personal physician for over fourty years and his close confidant after the demise of his wife. l strongly advise you to get the money transferred into your custody immdiately.l will update you will the outcome of the meeting. While l was going through his mails to you, l found this, which relates to what the director of the security company said. You just have to get this money transferred to you immediately, pay the fee for the documents to get this money transferred to you without any further delay. Regards, Dr. Stuart Macfarlane. [I copied Douglass on the one below but unfortunately it appears that the devil is restricting his email privileges. It bounced, and subsequent attempts to contact him through séance have failed....] Lewd Noogie August 11, 2005 Mr. Lloyd and Dr. Macfarlane, It was with great sadness that I heard yesterday that Douglass was no longer with us. I was overwhelmed by grief for, well, .......minutes. But I have good news. And I have bad news. Good news first. I attended a séance last night and Douglass spoke with me from the other side. It was so good to speak with him at last in person. Well, not exactly in person 'cause he's dead, but we had a nice conversation anyhow. Now the bad news. He's in hell. Bottom level. Practically looking UP at hell. Smoking a turd there, as a matter of fact. Honest, his words. He was sent there for being a 419 scammer, and he tells me that even the devil himself hates scammers, especially stupid ones like he was and you are. He told me that you two are bottom-feeding, dick-headed, mouth-breathing scammers too, an embarrassment to the profession, and will be sharing a bunk with him when YOU arrive there. Oh, he also said I shouldn't send you any money. So I guess this transaction is happily concluded. All I can say is, Fulk you guys. And Douglass, if you can hear me down there, Fulk you too. Remain blessed, Lewd Noogie Gadyukina, Russia [I have heard no more from these lads. I strongly suspect that the specter of hell hanging over their heads has put the fear in them and they have gone straight.] |