SPRING TRAINING WITH THE LADS

Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez SAMSON JOHNSON REFUGEE CAMP, SOUTH AFRICA, FIRST AND FOREMOST,I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION AND I PRAY THAT MY DECISION TO CONTACT YOU WILL BE GIVEN GENUINE APPROVAL CONSIDERING THE FACTS WE HAVE NOT KNOWN EACH OTHER BEFORE, I WISH TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU. I AM SAMSON JOHNSON FROM LIBERIA,WEST AFRICA. I WRITE TO INFORM YOU MY DESIRE TO INVEST,AND TO BUY A LIVING HOUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY. I AM THE FIRST SON OF MR. WEAH JOHNSON, HE WAS A DIAMOND/GOLD MERCHANT IN MY COUNTRY.MY FATHER HAD A BULLET SHOT BY THE REBELS ON HIS WAY TRAVELLING OUT OF MY COUNTRY WITH TWO OF MY YOUNGER SISTERS DUE TO CRISIS THAT WAS OCCURING IN MY COUNTRY(LIBERIA).MY SISTERS DIED ON THE SPOT WHILE U.N.PEACE KEEPING FORCE RESCUED MY FATHER,HE WAS TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT WHICH HE LATER DIED. BEFORE HE DIED HE REAVEALED TO ME AND MY MOTHER ABOUT $10 MILLION US DOLLARS.WHICH HE DEPOSITED WITH A BANK IN EUROPE FOR SAFE KEEPING. MY FATHER DID NOT DISCLOSE THIS TO ANY ONE,TO AVIOD THE LIBERIAN GOVERNMENT FROM RAISING EYE BROWS TO THE FUNDS. PRESENTLY MYSELF AND MY MOTHER ARE HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA AND WE ARE STAYING IN THE REFUGEE CAMP. HOWEVER, WE HAVE NOTIFIED THE SECURITY COMPANY ABOUT OUR INTENTION TO CLAIM THE FUND WITH MY LATE FATHER'S BUSINESS ASSOCIATE( AS IT WERE, IS YOU, WHEN ACCEPTED). THEREFORE I WANT YOU TO LECTURE ME ON HOW BEST WE CAN INVEST THIS MONEY,BECAUSE MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT IT IS DANGEROUS TO INVEST THIS MONEY IN AFRICA TO AVIOD SUSPICIONS,AND DUE TO MARKET INSTABILITY COUPLED WITH ECONOMIC AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY FACING AFRICAN COUNTRIES,THAT IS WHY WE WANT TO INVEST IN ABROAD. FOR YOUR MUTUAL ASSISTANCE, MYSELF AND MY MOTHER HAVE AGREED TO OFFER YOU 30% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF THE MONEY. WE HAVE ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENTS COVERING THE DEPOSIT AND THE OWNERSHIP WHICH I CAN SEND TO YOU ON REQUEST. NOTE:I HAVE NEVER DISCLOSED THIS TO ANY PERSON APART FROM YOU,SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS A TOP SECRET TO YOURSELF ALONE. I WILL WANT YOU TO FORWARD ACROSS TO ME YOUR DIRECT TEL/FAX NUMBER FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION. BEST REGARDS, SAMSON JOHNSON. (FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY) Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson 11/23/05 DEAR SAMSON JOHNSON: I FEEL VERY BADLY FOR YOUR PLIGHT THAT YOUR FATHER HAD A BULLET THAT IS VERY SAD NEWS. LIVING IN A REFUGEE CAMP MUST BE WORSE THAN LIVING UNDER THE ELECTRIC EYE OF THE BOSTON MEDIA. PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW I CAN HELP. I WOULD LIKE TO HELP YOU OBTAIN A LIVING HOUSE IN EXCHANGE FOR 30% EVEN SUPERAGENT SCOTT BORAS WOULD AGREE THIS IS A WIN WIN DEAL AND IF YOU THINK HE'S CRAZY YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT BECAUSE SEVEN YEARS AND EIGHTY FOUR MIL FOR DAMON IS A LITTLE AGRESSIVE IF YOU ASK ME. THINGS ARE GOING GOOD HERE IN NEW YORK. IT LOOKS LIKE WE JUST SWUNG CARLOS DELGADO AND WE ARE STILL PRESSING ON MANNY RAMIREZ AND BILLY WAGNER. MAYBE THIS IS THE YEAR. ANYWAY, TELL ME HOW I CAN HELP YOU AND YOUR POOR MOTHER. I TRUST YOU ARE BOTH GOOD CHRISTIANS. PEDRO MARTINEZ Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez 11/28/05 Dear Pedro, First and formost, i start by thanking you for your concern and willingness to assist the family to have and invest this fund. The transaction is 100% risk free. The money belong to our late father and all the necessary documents will be forwarded to you in a due course as soon as you send the below information which will enable us facilitate the onward transfer of the fund into the bank account of your wish.Rigth now, what i want are. 1, YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER, 2, YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS AND 3, YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENCE. Note that with your solid cooperation, the bank where this fund is, will be given to you with the needed documents. I strongly assure you,it is hitch free as everything will be put in place for smooth transaction. Thanks. Samson J. Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Nov 30, 2005 at 11:29 AM Dear Pedro, I'm writing to remind you of the transfer, please may i know what's going on. If you are not willing to continue, let me know so that, I can contact someone else. Thanks, Samso J. [I have always tried to be subtle with the Shea Stadium address before, but I'm tired of subleties. Let's put it all out there!] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Nov 30, 2005 at 11:46 AM Dear Samso J: Thank you for your mail. I must tell you that I am very interested in your proposal. As long as you can guarantee me that the opportunity is 100% risk free. My personal phone number is 206-202-1619. My address is Pedro Martinez c/o Shea Stadium 123-01 Roosevelt Avenue Flushing, NY 11368 I would also need the following guarantees from you: 1. Written documentation of the validity of this proposal. 2. Since I am a 10-5 player, I need to be guaranteed of a no-trade clause. 3. I want at least a four year contract. It's looking good here in NY for next year, let me tell you that Samso! Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Dec 2, 2005 at 11:51 AM Dear Pedro, I'm delighted to read your possitve response.You should not be worried as every arrangement is made to see that we go through without hitch. Concerning the garantee,i don't know what exactly you want but i assure you, you will never regret doing this business with my family. We are christains, please our mails and words therein is my bond.Do not intertain any fear as time will prove to you the kind of family you are dealing with. On the other hand, I have forwarded your name to the bank (where the money is), as soon as the necessary documents concerning the release of the fund in your name are processed, you will be informed on the next line of action. Moreso, please let sincerity be our watchword, as soon as the fund get to your account. My regards, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Dec 2, 2005 at 12:36 PM Dear Samson: Thanks for your response. Your words reassure me, however, I would still need certain guarantees if this is to go through. I look forward to the communication with the bank. Tell me, do you have a favorite baseball team? Is there much baseball where you live? 1. I need a guarantee from you that my image or likeness would not be used without express written consent from either myself or the MLB Players Association. 2. I need the deal to be at least four years bacause my rotator cuff could let go at any time. I'm looking forward to a big year here - it's like Omar Minaya is a drunken sailor on shore leave. He's paying anyone he can find - it's like "We Are The World"; quite a collection of all stars. Best regards, Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Sun, Dec 4, 2005 at 10:27 AM Dear Pedro, Thanks for your mail. As regards this transaction,i will send you the agreement(bond)in due course ,so that you be more at home and less curious with the transaction. Meanwhile ,the process in the bank is still going on . In my region,Africa,football is just the ultimate here,considering the baseball of its hard way and has not gain more recognition,but personally ,i love the game. Regards, Samson Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Dec 5, 2005 at 10:08 AM Dear Samson: Thanks for your assurance - I would certainly feel more comfortable if you would send me the agreement. I might run it by a very competent superagent I know named Scott Boras. Right now he's trying to get seven years for Damon; if he can do that he can do anything. I'm glad to hear that you love baseball. What is your favorite team? -Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Dec 7, 2005 at 6:54 AM Dear Pedro, How are you today? I have wasted much time to get back to you, thats as a result of circumstances beyond my control, however, do bear with me.The reason i have not send the guaranteed is because, the refugee camp authority did not allow us out of the camp, which should have enable me get a service of a lawyer to prepare the guaranteed bond.all the same, below is the one i manage to prepare.if that is what you want, let me know as we can not afford to waste much time. I MR. SAMSON JOHNSON on behalf of the entire family of late MR WEAH JOHNSON guarantee MR PEDRO MARTINEZ that the fund ($10 MILLION US DOLLARS) is legally deposited by MR W. JOHNSON ( my father). The family has authorized MR PEDRO MARTINEZ to cliam and invest the fund on our behalf for the period of less than four years. And also the family has promise to give to him 30% of the total sum for the service rendered when the fund get into his account. On one hand, I MR PEDRO MARTINEZ assure the entire family of late MR. W. JOHNSON that i will not seat on the money when it gets into my account, i wll do exaltly as stated above. Mr Samson Johnson                 Mr Pedro Martinez (for the family) 07/12/2005             sign NOTE: There is no scanner available here in the camp, please sign and i promise to do that as well very soon. The bank is almost done with the processing, Please let me know when you are contacted.The Bank name is DOMAIN TRUST BANK. My regards, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Dec 7, 2005 at 10:16 AM Dear Samson: That is as good of a bond as I could expect, and it will have to be enough. I don't think that even Superagent Scott Boras himself could have done better if he was stuck in a refugee camp. You didn't answer my question - who is your favorite baseball team? If you say the Yankees I think our business will be quite finished... nothing in this life is worse than a Yankees fan. Pedro [I don't think Samson reads very well. I was very clear how I felt about Yankees fans. And where the hell did he pull the Pirates from? Who knew their sphere of influence reached Africa??] Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Dec 7, 2005 at 12:30 PM Dear Pedro, How are you? I'm writing to let you know i'm pleased with you, My favourite baseball teams are Yankees and Pittsburgh Pirates , although i'm not versatile, what I love most is the build-up and the bundle of energy put into the game. Thanks, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Dec 7, 2005 at 2:21 PM Dear Samson: I am writing to tell you that I will not work with a Yankees fan. In order for this deal to continue, you must swear off the Yankees. Please tell me that you HATE the Yankees, and I will then feel comfortable to work with you. Here's a joke: Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle. -Pedro Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Dec 12, 2005 at 10:39 AM Samson: Are we still in business or what? You pulling the double switch on me? Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Tue, Dec 13, 2005 at 11:12 AM Dear Pedro, How are you? I'm sorry that by now you have not been contacted by the bank after much i have done to see the onward smooth transfer of the fund into your account.Please excerse little patience, everything will be resolved as soon as possible. Thanks and and remain bless. Samson Johnson. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Dec 13, 2005 at 11:25 AM Dear Samson: I think I am exercising little patience. You're a confessed Yankees fan... you know how I feel about 55,000 idiots screaming 'Who's your daddy!' at me? Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Your friend, Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Dec 15, 2005 at 8:04 AM Dear Pedro, How are you? I'm writing to know if you have been contacted by the bank. I was told you will be contacted today when i wrote them.please let me know when they contact you. Concerning the baseball, i plead we should let that be and face the transfer of the fund for now, by the time we are through,we will have enough time to chart on that. Thanks and God bless, Samson Johnson. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Thu, Dec 15, 2005 at 9:53 AM Dear Samson: The bank has not contacted me. I will let you know when they do. And one thing you can say about Pedro Martinez - when it's time to pitch, he's all business. If you don't want to talk about baseball, that's fine. You're a damn Yankees fan anyway! Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Dec 15, 2005 at 12:06 PM Dear Pedro, I thought as much, you are such a FUNNY PERSON, don't worry every soon i will meet you one on one as that will make my day Thanks, Samson J. Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Mon, Dec 19, 2005 at 10:53 AM Dear Pedro, I Sincerely beg your pardon for the delay which the bank is given.All things being equal, hopefully this business most be completed this year.So do bear with me for the delay. My regards, S. Johnson. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Dec 19, 2005 at 11:52 AM Dear Samson: I have heard from the bank. They want me to sign up for an account through some shady website. Let me just say that Pedro doesn't go to strange websites and enter personal information. We need to find another way. I'd rather be stuck between Barry Bonds and his special creams than do it this way. Pedro Martinez Solari to Pedro Martinez Fri, Dec 16, 2005 at 5:11 PM DEAR CLIENT, BELOW ARE THE INFORMATION YOU WILL USE TO REGISTER FOR AN ONLINE ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK: GO TO www.alconb.com AND CLICK TO apply online PLEASE FILLUP THE FOLLOWING FORM AND SUBMIT.YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WILL BE FORWARDED TO YOUR E-MAIL AND YOUR TOTAL FUND WILL PAID INTO THE ACCOUNT AND YOU WILL BE GIVEN ALL DATAS INCASE YOU WILL LIKE TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO ANOTHER ACCOUNT OF YOUR CHOICE WITH A DIFFERENT BANK.PLEASE CONTACT YOUR ACCOUNT OFFICER AS SOON AS YOU SUBMIT THE FORM.THANKS. REGARDS; MARTINEZ SOLARI telex dept. allied cont. bank tel. +34 680 244 511 www.alconb.com --> Directory Listing Denied. This Virtual Directory does not allow contents to be listed. % host alconb.com alconb.com has address 209.128.118.98 % host 209.128.118.98 98.118.128.209.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer 209-128-118-098.BAYAREA.NET. Bayarea.net is an ISP in San Jose, California, USA. Maybe they shut this thing down? Pedro Martinez to Martinez Solari Mon, Dec 19, 2005 at 11:54 AM Greetings: I refuse to go to your website and sign up. Please provide me with an alternative. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Mon, Dec 19, 2005 at 1:38 PM Dear Pedro, I don't understand what you mean with the phrase shady website, please explain so that i can know what you mean. Samson. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Dec 19, 2005 at 3:03 PM Dear Samson: Absolutely my friend, I will explain. The bank officer sent me this webadress: www.alconb.com This is for Allied Continental Bank. However, the real address of Allied Continental Bank is www.alliedcontinentalonline.com . This bank officer is using a fake bank address. So I don't think he is who he says he is. Therefore I'm not going to that bank website. We need to find another way. [Note the email footer that this high exec from CBC Corp uses. Pedro hates this guy.] Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Tue, Dec 20, 2005 at 6:09 AM ATTN.MT Pedro Martinez Dear Sir Please note to proceed with your payment of $10. million usd you need to reconfirm this mail. Thanks VICTOR FERNANDO ___________________________________________________ Play 100s of games for FREE! http://games.mail.com/ Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Tue, Dec 20, 2005 at 9:17 AM Dear Mr. Fernando: Who the hell are you and what are you referring to? Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Tue, Dec 20, 2005 at 10:49 AM Dear Pedro, I thank you so much for your observation. To start with,Allied Continental Bank is not the bank where the fund is, i don't know how come you were contacted by this bank, well, my advice is that, you should always be careful, before you reply any mail that seems to concern this transaction , first of all, get back to me for my approval. However, i will contact the main bank to find out why Allied Continental Bank is the bank that contacted. Thanks and remain bless. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Dec 20, 2005 at 11:02 AM Dear Samson: This is a dangerous business; I am not surprised that some people are trying to steal home on this. I just got another unsolicited email from someone named Victor Fernandez from CBC Corp. Telling me to reply to his email. What do you think jefe? Is this guy the guy from the bank or is he another AA batboy? Please advise me Samson! Pedro [Old Johnny Damon - leaving the beloved Red Sox to cut his hair and play for the Yankees. Samson should be happy since he loves the Yankees. All that will change soon though.] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Dec 21, 2005 at 10:33 AM Dear Samson: Here is an email from some guy who is harassing me. Please tell me if you know who this is... here's why I think it's bullshit. Look at the signature line: it says: Play 100s of games for FREE! http://games.mail.com/ Why would the officer of a corporation that is going to make a substantial payment to me advertise for a FREE GAMES WEBSITE?? It doesn't make sense. Also, Damon went the Yankees late last night. He is officially dead to me now. Help me out on this. Pedro Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Thu, Dec 22, 2005 at 10:26 AM Dear Mr. Fernando: I have been instructed by my partner to contact you, although it is against my better wishes. The first curveball I see will be your last. My phone number is 206-338-3104. My fax number is (718) 672-9446. Please make sure on any faxes you put at the top "ATTN: Pedro Martinez". This will ensure that I get them right away. Pedro Martinez [This should be fun. This is the fax number for the Personnel office at Shea Stadium. I want them to get a whole bunch of faxes from these guys for Pedro Martinez. Hee hee hee I wonder if they put them in his mailbox? Hahaha] [Scamorama disavows all (prior) knowledge of your actions... stay safe out there, Pedro!] Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Dec 21, 2005 at 10:45 AM Dear Pedro, Thank God we have come to this stage, the last mail is from the right source, so do attend to them as soon as posible, be carefull and cooperating. I hope to read from you soonest. My regards, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Dec 21, 2005 at 11:08 AM Samson: There is no way that corporation is legit. He is using a free mail account. What is CBC Corporation? You need to be careful. I know that you live in a refugee camp, but you can't trust anyone who says they are from a powerful corporation and uses a free mail address that advertises gaming websites! If you want, I can get Superagent Scott Boras involved. Even though he just got Damon signed with the damn Yankees, he is very good at what he does. Your friend, Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Dec 22, 2005 at 8:55 AM Dear Pedro, Compliment of the season, I got your mail in good faith.I have made my research and i found out the CBC is been directed by Domain trust bank to make the payment on their behalf, they are sister's bank and the person in question that contacted you is foreign remmitance office in charge of this payment. On this regard, i advise you strongly to honour the mail as soon as posible. I was also told that the website of CBC is bad and being re-constructed Thanks, merry christmas and happy new year in advance. Samson J. [The Foreign Office???] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Thu, Dec 22, 2005 at 10:19 AM Dear Samson: I don't like it one bit, but I will contact CBC. What is this talk of the Foreign Office? You know Lady Agatha? Pedro Martinez [This is a reference to The Foreign Office, scam-frustraters par excellenece, whose exploits under Her Ladyship's stern but fair leadership are liberally documented on this humble website.] Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Fri, Dec 23, 2005 at 8:12 AM Dear Sir Please note, we do appriciate this relationship as it last pending when you get your funds paid must be based on mutual respect, the fax will be sent to you. Thanks VICTOR FERNANADO Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Dec 23, 2005 at 10:26 AM Dear Pedro, Please do it for the sake of the family, if you are not too cleared, i'm assuring, you will play safe through out on this transaction. So please contact the CBC as soon as possible. Moreso, what i meant is foreign remittance official not office. Thanks as i will be waiting to read from you on the out come with the CbC soonest from you. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Dec 27, 2005 at 10:09 AM Dear Samson: No worries, and I hope you had a great Navidad. I have contacted CbC and they are getting ready to fax me some documents. While we are waiting, perhaps you could tell me a little more about why you chose to be a Yankees fan. I realize their marketing machine is huge and terrible, and that you probably don't get ESPN in the refugee camp, but maybe you should start asking around. There are teams out there like the Mets, or even the Red Sox, that you could root for without selling your soul. -Pedro [Why else would anyone love the Yankees? I think it is PLUS their popularities.] Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Dec 28, 2005 at 7:51 AM Dear Pedro, How was your Xmas? hope it went off well. Thanks for your good effort so far. I told you that when we meet one on one, we will have enough time in the world to discuss about Yankees, then i can give you more than one thousand and one reasons, i love Yankees, MINUS their popularities. My regards, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Jan 2, 2006 at 2:16 PM Hi Samson: Thanks for asking, my Christmas was great. I'm waiting to hear back from CBC. Who is your favorite Yankee player of all time? Oh how I hate those Yankees fans - 55,000 idiots with New York accents yelling stupid bullshit all day. And $7 beers. What a dump. Pedro. Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 3, 2006 at 7:40 AM Dear Pedro, Thanks for your patience, I will try as much as i can to contact the appropraite querters involve, so as to see that we conclude the transaction soon. Thanks and happy NEW YEAR. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Jan 3, 2006 at 8:47 AM Dear Samson: Thank you, although I'm not sure what you mean by a querters. Pedro. Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 3, 2006 at 10:51 AM Dear Sir Happy new year, do check this fax no 206-338-3104. i sent you three pages of fax. Thanks PEDRO Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 3, 2006 at 11:02 AM Sir Plaese check this no 206-202-1619 for the fax, but it will be resent to the new no. Thanks VICTOR Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Tue, Jan 3, 2006 at 11:22 AM Dear VICTOR: I didn't receive it at either number. Please just scan it and send it to my by email. If you HAVE to fax me, use the office fax. My PHONE number is 206-338-3104. My FAX number is (718) 672-9446. Please make sure on any faxes you put at the top "ATTN: Pedro Martinez". This will ensure that I get them right away. Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 3, 2006 at 12:02 PM Dear Pedro, In conection with my last mail, i wrote the bank concerning the stop in communication with you, i was told you have been contacted after your last mail.As it were, i don't know who is saying the truth, you or the bank officials. I advise, you get back to them and remind them you are still waiting for their response. Note, they have nothing to lose but we, expecially the family. So do help us by not relenting in any way. What i mean by quaters is the banks that are involved in the transaction. Thanks and check wether they correspond through your fax as i was told. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Jan 3, 2006 at 12:08 PM Dear Samson: Thanks for being dilligent in this. I have contacted them: I have not received the fax but we have made other arrangements. If they don't relent, I will call Superagent Scott Boras and get him on the case, as you well know the man is a pit bull. You should be very happy that he got Johnny Damon for your blessed beloved jackass Yankees. Let me tell you when the Boston fans saw that traitor jerk after his haircut and shave grinning for the camera, let's just say not too many people were impressed. Anyway, hopefully they will mail me the documents I need. Faxing is so 1982. Pedro Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Thu, Jan 5, 2006 at 9:40 AM Dear Sir Please check the 718 no i have just sent another fax to that number. Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Thu, Jan 5, 2006 at 10:55 AM Dear Victor: I have not received it. Did you make sure to put Attn: Pedro Martinez on it? This goes to the office so others have access to this machine. Please, scan these documents and email them to me. I can't have something like this happen again. Victor: I have another question - do you like baseball? And if so, who is your favorite team? Pedro Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Thu, Jan 5, 2006 at 3:55 PM Samson: I need your help. The bank keeps faxing me documents but I am not receiving them. OBVIOUSLY something is wrong and they should be EMAILED to me! This is making me very upset, and you don't want to see me when I'm upset. Just ask your buddy Don Zimmer. I feel like I'm doing the work of the whole team here while you are just relaxing in your refugee camp. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Jan 6, 2006 at 7:07 AM Dear Pedro, Please bear with me, is not as if i don't want to do anything to help the situation but i can do otherwise since is not me they will be reponding to at this point in time. You are now the beneficiary of the fund, so calm down please and take things ease. My regards, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Jan 6, 2006 at 11:06 AM Samson: I understand your position but you must also understand mine. In my line of work there are long periods of inactivity, followed by fast and furious action. Once I get going it's hard to get me off the mound. Just ask Grady Little. Q: Why is it good to be driving with a Yankee fan? A: You can park in the handicap zone! Pedro [I found another scam bank on the internet and let Samson know they were emailing me. Just to make him a little jealous.] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Jan 6, 2006 at 1:12 PM Samson: I just got an email from another bank. Which is GREAT, because I hated CBC. They have been dragging their ass for DAYS now! And don't think that I haven't been trying. The new bank is Abacus Offshore Trust Bank (their website is http://www.airbornecexp.co.uk ). They told me that they were handling the transaction. I have filled out their paperwork but I haven't sent it back - I just wanted to make sure that you are aware of this bank? Please let me know! Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Sun, Jan 8, 2006 at 10:30 AM Dear Pedro, How is the week-end? I couldn't reply your mail on time due to my mother's sudden illness, she is down with stroke on friday.I thank God the refugee camp authority is taking good care of her. I have forwarded mail to the appropriate quarter to find out how true is the mail, as soon as i get reply from them, i will let you know, so please still hold on until you hear from me. Thanks lot for your cooperation and support. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Jan 9, 2006 at 10:06 AM Dear Samson: I'm sorry to hear about your mother being down with stroke. I hope it doesn't show up under further testing to be Lou Gehrig's Disease. That's a terrible fate for anyone, and there are many fundraising organizations out there that raise money to battle this terrible disease - like Curt's Pitch for ALS (ALS is the medical term for Lou Gehrig's Disease.) Though how Lou didn't see it coming, I'll never know... that disease had his name all over it. -Pedro Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 10, 2006 at 9:20 AM Dear Sir I will call to find out the time you will be in the office to get this fax directly yourself. Thanks VICTOR FERNANDO Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Tue, Jan 10, 2006 at 9:25 AM Dear Victor: I am in the office right now. Please, put in BIG BOLD LETTERS the following: ATTN: PEDRO MARTINEZ Thank you for your time. TO MAKE SURE I GET IT send it to both my office and personal fax numbers: OFFICE FAX: (718) 672-9446 PERSONAL FAX: (206) 338-3104 Please, no more delays! Send the fax to BOTH NUMBERS. I don't want you screwing this up any more than you have. [That should be 4 or so copies of the fax. Why do the little things tickle me so? And on a side note, I'm really not that angry.] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Jan 10, 2006 at 11:25 AM SAMSON: Maybe you can explain to me why your bank man STILL hasn't sent me the GOD DAM NED FAX? This transaction is driving me crazy. I'm doing all the work and I'm saddled with rookies and single-A prospects with no chance of ever hitting the majors. Stupid Victor Fernandez from CBC corp with his free email address is driving me batshit - I'm about to pull a code red on him and knock his dick in the dirt. Samson, you are my friend in Africa - only you can help me speed this along! Does this asshole think I have all the time in the world???? I'm going to call Superagent Scott Boras soon. God damn am I angry. Pedro Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Thu, Jan 12, 2006 at 5:46 AM Dear Pedro I hopr you did get the fax, it was sent to this two nos. VICTOR Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Thu, Jan 12, 2006 at 9:55 AM Victor: I got your fax. I can't say I'm too impressed. Pedro Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Jan 11, 2006 at 11:10 AM Samson: I have received a fax from CBC Corp. Please explain to me why I need to pay almost $6000 for a bank transfer. I swear, my little buddy, we will get your money safe and sound! I think this CBC Corp is trying to scam you out of your money. I'll get to the bottom of this. I didn't win 3 Cy Young awards by being scared of these shitbags! Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Jan 11, 2006 at 1:58 PM Dear Pedro, I have happily recieved your mails. The truth of the matter is that you have done so much well for the success of this fund, thank you. As soon as i gone through your mails and saw the bill of transfer fee, i made some inquiry and i was told that the fee is in order. I requested that the fee should be reducted from the principal sum but that prove abortive. Please,i beg you with the name of God to help the Family get this fund. If the $6,000 is what all that can get us out of this problem, please do something positively to see it's success.We are ready to compersate you more for this. Thanks and remain bless. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Jan 11, 2006 at 4:24 PM Samson: $6k is a lot of dinero if you know what I mean! I might be persuaded to help you out with this, but you need to send me a picture of you and your poor Family so I know for whom my charitable donations are going. Also, you might not think it's serious, but I think it's DEAD SERIOUS. I need you to renounce your Yankees Fandom. Please write the following to me in an email: -------------- I, Samson Johnson, hereby renounce my fandom for the New York Yankees. I realize now that George Steinbrenner is an evil man, and when he finally dies his body will crack in half and Spiders will come running out. I, Samson Johnson, hereby renounce Babe Ruth and Joe Dimaggio. I renounce Micky Mantle and Roger Maris. I renounce Mariano Rivera and Don Mattingly. I, Samson Johnson, hereby pledge my support in the National League for everyone's beloved New York Mets. And in the American League, the loveable Boston Red Sox. In the name of the great Sandy Koufax, I, Samson Johnson, speak truthfully. Signed, Samson Johnson ------------- Thanks for doing this small task Samson, then I will help your family get their rightful money! Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Jan 12, 2006 at 7:51 AM Dear Pedro, Let me start by thanking you from the buttom of my heart the way you have brought out your mine to assist us, in making sure that this fund get to the family through your help and i'm happy that through you we live again. I tell you that my mom will fully recover from her illness as soon as this transaction is perfected as that is the most thing that worries her much [i.e on how the family will recovere the fund]. I have heard all you said, but is so unfortunate that most of our belongings is in Liberia [our country] The only available picture thats with me which i took to remember my dad is the one he pose with my mom. I attach it right away and strongly promise to send you my own picture with that of my reminging sister. More so, if renouncing Yankees will make my family feel better in the future, i here by do so, for the sake of my family. Thanks and God be with us. Samson J. N.B. PLEASE GET BACK TO CBC TO FIND OUT THE METHOD IN WHICH THE TRANSFER FEE WILL BE MADE. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Thu, Jan 12, 2006 at 10:00 AM Samson You have a lovely mother and I hope she recovers soon. I'm sure that she will feel better once you renounce your Yankee fandom. I look forward to seeing pictures of you and your sister. (Is your sister married? How old is she?) Please repeat and sign the Yankees Renunciation Pledge I sent you earlier, and we can continue with this business of getting your poor mother what is due to her! Pedro [HA! He actually signed the pledge. I love that action. Pedro rules. And, he is offering me his sister. Well, who doesn't love incestuous threesomes...] Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Jan 13, 2006 at 12:19 PM Dear Pedro, How are you today? Attached are the pictures of my humble self and that of my sister with the renouncing letter, signed. My sister is single, she will be 21 year by August 15, this year. Please, as you can see the ball is in your cult, try and follow up the transfer, the family will be most grateful as we are looking on you to put smile on our faces once again. Thanks. Samson J. [The other pics looked like photos of 'ordinary' people (not public figures, politicians, models, the people whose pics the Lads often use), so are left out to spare them the creepiness.] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Jan 13, 2006 at 12:26 PM Dear Samson: Let me tell you - you are a very handsome man. You look like a young David Ortiz. And your sister is quite lovely as well. Does she like men from the Dominican Republic? While I may not be single, I would be willing to have a transcontinintal affair with her. And I am very happy that you have renounced the Yankees! That is a great thing - you won't be sorry at all. Who is your new favorite team? I am in touch with CBC regarding the bank transfer! Please be patient Samson as these things take a while... but we will get your family's money. Your friend, Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Sat, Jan 14, 2006 at 5:52 AM Dear Pedro, Thanks for your admiring us,my mom and my sister are longing to meet you one on one soonest. Please bear it in mind that you are one of us but my only regret is that non of us in my family will ever do anything to hurt your wife so for this reason, let us be brothers and sister.Like I told you, the family depend on you, knowing fully well what we are passing through. I entreat you to act fast in what ever you wish to do in making sure this fund is retrieved. Please brother, like how long will it take you to conclude this transaction or in other words, how long will it take you to pay for the transfer fee which i know is the only hurdle with-holding the fund. Now i'm proud to say that my favorite team is Boston Red Sox. My regards, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Jan 16, 2006 at 8:30 AM Dear Samson: Rest assured that I am in constant communication with CBC Corporation. We are working out how the fee should be paid. Don't worry! Your money is safe and you and your lovely family will have it soon! I have another important question that must be answered: who is your favorite Former Red Sox pitcher? Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 17, 2006 at 6:13 AM Dear Brother Pedro, How are you today? I got you mail in good faith, may the good God be with us to achieve our heart desire. Please as soon as you are true with them, do let me know. My regards, From your brother, Samson J. Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 17, 2006 at 7:30 AM ATTN. MR. OEDRO MARTINEZ Dear Sir Based on your last mail,to proceed with your payment you have already got the two payment options outlined via the forms sent to you, now you need to pay the charges and fax one of the completed form back as soon as posible. Before doing that you need to also pay the fee attached, make the payment via money gram money transfer, or western union money transfer to each of this two names, funds should be split into two and sent to this name. Use the address on the form sent to you. 1) LOWIS FRANK MADRID SPAIN 2) KELLY EMMA BAKER MADRID SPAIN Do complete the form and fax back and call me. Thanks VICTOR P FERNANDO Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Jan 17, 2006 at 10:23 AM Dear Samson: I am in communication with Victor Fernando at CBC. He has given me several payment options. I am working with Superagent Scott Boras to make the transfer. (He's not MY agent - he's much better!) You failed to answer my question: Who do you think was the greatest Boston Red Sox pitcher of all time? Pedro [Let's try and force him to look into Red Sox pitchers... make the Pedro Martinez connection. My guess is he is too dim. And he proves me right by naming a SHORTSTOP! Samson is quite the baseball fan.] Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Jan 18, 2006 at 8:43 AM Dear Pedro, How is everything? I personally know you are a sincere person and that you really want the family to get this fund at ease, but i'm not comfortable with the involvement of another party [Superagent Scott Boras].Who is he, what help do you think he has to offer and why do you want him to be the one trusted for the transfer? I beg you with the name of God, all you need to do, corperate with Victor, make him you friend and promise him good things, that will make him act fast since you said you have been communicating with him. This is my opinion, we are all trying the best way we can to get this fund transfer to your account with hitch. Answer to your question, is Edgar Renteria although he may not still be with red sox. Thanks and please do that fast my brother, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Jan 18, 2006 at 10:35 AM Dear Samson: Greetings! I want to set your mind at ease regarding Superagent Scott Boras. He may not be very trustworthy or amenable if you are on the attack end, but if he's on your side you can be sure to get the big contract! Hopefully you won't have much contact with him, but keep in mind I am a simple man from the Dominican Republic; 20 years ago I was sitting under a mango tree without 50 cents for the bus. Samson, Edgar Renteria is a shortstop. (And you are right - he was traded to the Atlanta Braves.) Please, I would really like to know who is your favorite Red Sox pitcher of all time? Superagent Scott Boras and I are working with Victor Fernando to get this transaction completed! We are in negotiatons as we speak. Please don't worry and may god be with you and your lovely family! Pedro [This Victor guy is not entertaining and I don't want to play with him.] Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Wed, Jan 18, 2006 at 10:37 AM Hey weiner: $6000 is too much. How about $250. That seems more reasonable. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Jan 19, 2006 at 9:03 AM Dear Pedro, Please brother, we are tied in staying in this refugee camp, i want to take good care of my mum. The treatment she's receiving is inadequate and i want this fund to be released soon. From the look of thing, the problem is the transfer fee which i will want you to settle as soon as possible to enable us have this fund. Please tell me when you think it could be made as we are frustrated in the camp and couple with my mum illness. Please help us without any more delay. More so, my sister is insisting to have your photograph and i wish you could send it to calm down her curiosity. Thanks. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Thu, Jan 19, 2006 at 11:21 AM Samson: Please have faith in me. My associate Superagent Scott Boras and I are dealing with Victor Fernando at CBC. I just sent him a proposal and am waiting for his response (it has been 2 days.) v I am glad to know that your mom has such a great son to take care of her. Please, Samson, I would really like to know who you think the best pitcher in Red Sox history is... this question is very important to me! I have enclosed a picture for your sister. I hope she think I am as handsome as I do. Pedro [So it looks like he did some digging... and completely surprises me! Is he on to me? Nope. No freakin way. Samson just Doesn't Get It. I think I'll try a different tack.] Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Jan 20, 2006 at 10:23 AM Dear Pedro, I'm more relaxed, you are my African brother, every black originated from Africa. You are also young and handsome. But i can not speak for my sister, although, after few glance of your picture, i saw a little smile on her face, she may have a different opinion that i can tell. Secondly and mostly, it had been said that he who is seeking to receive stretch his hand longer than the one giving, on this regard, i want you to write back to Victor and remind him of your pending fund as that will make him know we are not relenting but rather more serious to have it released. Lastly, the answer to your question is Pedro. i may be totally wrong but need to be corrected. Thanks, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Jan 20, 2006 at 11:23 AM Dear Samson: I am not African at all. I am from the Dominican Republic. It is an island in the Carribean Sea. And you are correct... Pedro Martinez is the greatest pitcher in Red Sox history, quite possibly the GREATEST PITCHER OF ALL TIME! Screw those lousy Yankees fans... all that 'Who's Your Daddy' bullshit. Samson, if you could fight anyone in history, who would it be? I'd fight Gandhi. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Jan 20, 2006 at 12:43 PM Dear Pedro, I understand and know you are not from Africa, you are from Dominican Republic, but why i address you as my African brother is that you are a back man and mind you, every black is from Africa when well tress. I love you and i wish we will met soon.Please may i ask of your family, how are they doing? I guess pretty well. Please take my advice more seriously by writing Victor to remind him of your mail. You are not doing any help to him but to the family of LATE WEAH JOHNSON. I will also advise you to finalize with him by making the payment which i find to be the obstacle of the reason this fund has not been transferred into your account by now. We are eager to met you, PEDRO, you are a great man but we want this fund to get into your account first, as you know, we don't have enough money with us and not to see the one that will take us to America to meet you, so please do something to salvage the situation for the family by revolving the differences that makes this fund not yet transferred. My regards to your family. Samson J. [Let's start propositioning him for a threesome with his sister. That's just creepy enough to be entertaining scambaiting.] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Jan 20, 2006 at 12:47 PM Samson: I have done as you asked and prompted Victor to get back in the game. Personally, I think he is a chupacabra. (That means 'goat sucker'.) Maybe when you come to America, you, your sister, and I could get together for a nice menage-a-trois. Pedro [Victor is a prick and I hate him. Way to spell your name, prick] Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Fri, Jan 20, 2006 at 1:22 PM Dear Sir Please note we have told what to do, do it and get paid. Thanks VICTOR P. FERNAMDO Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Fri, Jan 20, 2006 at 1:24 PM Dear Victor P. Fernamdo: I have told you , I can't afford $6000. How about something less. Prick. Pedro [Way to spell it even worse than before. Dink.] Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Sat, Jan 21, 2006 at 9:22 AM Dear Sir Please note to open an account the fee cannot come down, but direct transfer you cab 50% of the transfer fee with are promissory note to pay the balance after funds is credited into your account. This arrangement is the far we can go ok, ifs its with you then make the payment via western union, can I have the tell number to reach you directly. Thanks VICTOR P. FERNAMADO Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Sat, Jan 21, 2006 at 9:49 AM Dear Pedro, I have heard you, thank you so much. Please make sure you do coperate with Victor. I tell you, without that i don't think there is any possibility this fund could be released, that is how i feel about it. My regards, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Jan 23, 2006 at 11:09 AM I'll be honest, Samson, I think Victor is trying to scam you. His last name has changed three times in the last three emails he has sent me. Fernando, Fernamdo, and Fernamado. He's making this shit up... also, he's not playing ball with me. He's being very inflexible as a bank officer. I think we should find another bank. What do you think? Also, when can I meet with you and your sister in person? I think we could have some fun together, maybe a double-steal if you know what I mean... As you know I am more of a pitcher than a catcher, but that doesn't mean I couldn't slide into home plate with your sister and yourself. The old squeeze play... Pedro Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 24, 2006 at 11:48 AM ATTN: MR. PEDRO MARTINEZ DEAR SIR PLEASE GET THINGS DONE ON YOUR SIDE SO YOUR PAYMENT BE COMPLETED. THANKS VICTOR P. FERNANDO Pedro Martinez to Victor Fernando (CBC Corp) Tue, Jan 24, 2006 at 11:50 AM Next time I come to Espana I'm going to find you and DRILL YOU IN THE ASS Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 24, 2006 at 1:26 PM Dear Pedro, I'm totally confused, i don't know want to do now, as you know this fund is the family treasure and fortune. Well, we have come with a great idea, i and my sister have vow to see the end of the transaction and thank God you want us to come to USA for visiting but the problem now is that we are financially handicap, we can not afford the traveling expenses for now. Please, i will want you to help us financially to enable us round up the traveling preparation to enable us get to USA on or before the first week of next month. Thereafter, we {me you and my sister Marion] will go to Spain for the claim of the fund. Please, if that will be heave on you, I will advise, i come alone. Or alternatively, we can schedule to meet in Spain, whatever option you feel is good, please let me know immediately. I must congratulate for you for being careful and i plead you should not lead us half way, let us wear the crown and remain together as one. Thanks and God bless. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Jan 25, 2006 at 9:57 AM Dear Samson: Don't be so confused, my little buddy. I have unfortunately terminated relations with Victor Fernando (Or whatever his name is...) as he is a liar and a cheat. And, may I add, a goatsucker. We should find a new financial manager to deal with our fund. Would you like to locate one, or shall I contact my friend Superagent Scott Boras? I look forward to meeting with you and your sister in Espana! I'm glad you think she might be up for a threesome with the both of us. That sounds exciting, and I'm glad you would be into it too. Way to be open minded! Did you try to call me? Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Jan 25, 2006 at 10:59 AM Dear Pedro, May i ask for this favor, please brother, we will need about US$2800 to faclitate our coming to Spain. I want you to help us get this money as it will be heave on us, considering the fact that we are not in our home country and to worst it all in the refugee camp. I pray that God will give you the right heart to assist us till the end. More so, you should not worry, i will search for another financial manager that will be of great assitance to us as you do not trust Victor. We have to meet in Spain soon if you send the money because i must be honest with you brother, we do not have much with us here. We are stranded due to our mum illness. Please, i have to tell you this as you are like a brother to me. The new elected Liberian President and the first female President in Africa ( Ellen Johnson-Leaf), is my dad half sister, So very soon our freedom will be granted and we don't want them(the extended family) to know about this fund, that is why i will be happy if this transaction be concluded before our return to Liberia. Thanks as i'm looking for to hear from you. Samson J. N.B Marion is asking for your email address, would you want me to give her? [He didn't spell his dad's half-sister's name right either.] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Jan 25, 2006 at 11:31 AM Dear Samson: I would be happy to arrange for some form of transportation for you and your lovely sister to Espana. I can't wait for our sweaty incestuous threesome. You certainly can give your sister my email address! I wonder if she is as much of a superfreak as her brother! Congratulations on dumping that chupacabra Victor. What a chumpstain he is. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Jan 26, 2006 at 7:44 AM Dear Pedro, I knew the first day i got your response,some thing in me told me strongly that have seen someone to rely on. Thank you for being there for the family. Please how soon will you arrange for the money? You know we don't have much time to spend any longer. I will give the email address to her(Marion) as you have given your consent for it. Thanks and we are waiting anxiously to meet with you and i will look for a way on how you will send the money to us. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Thu, Jan 26, 2006 at 10:49 AM Samson: Thanks for your kind words. I never dreamed on the first day I met you that I would be getting involved in a threesome with a sister and a brother. I must say, that is very exciting. Do you and your sister get together very often? Would it be weird for you to bring in a third? I am looking into transportation to Espana for not only myself but for you and your sister. (Don't worry; I'll make sure you sit together on the plane!) Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Jan 27, 2006 at 9:52 AM Dear Pedro, I 'm happy that you are trying to see that i play safe in all my endeavor but I'm dealing with someone that is much concern of my success. He is a man with impeachable character, the senior supervisor with the refugee camp. He has done it before for one of us here( Vincent) so be rest assured that we are on a right hand. The bill we gave you $2800 is not all we bargain for but $2200 for both our air ticket and document.That is to say, we are not going to be stress for any document or for re newer of our passport but all will be done by them. The remaining $600 will be left for Mum for drugs and self keeping pending the time she will join us. Please brother, we have nothing to add but rescue us from this trouble and let us rest once and for all. Thanks, From your kid brother Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Jan 27, 2006 at 10:07 AM Samson, why has your sister not written to me? Here I am all excited about a threeway and she won't even email me... Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Jan 27, 2006 at 12:49 PM Dear Pedro, I have given Marion your email, she promise to mail you. Well, i will get in torch with her tomorrow, the camp authority will not allow me to visit the female coner this evening. Please tell me how soon you will send the money? Thanks as i'm looking forward to get positive response from. Samson J. [Ah, sweet Marion, the third part of our Incest Threesome.] Marion Johnson to Pedro Martinez Jan 27, 2006 9:21 AM Hello Sir, Good day to you Sir. I know it is true you have not met with me in any way or form but i have heard much of your kind venture from my brother Sam and i have read some of your mails. I'm using this mediums to air my appreciation for what you are trying doing for the family. We are christian family that find it difficult to hurt an ante, please we depend on you and may you accomplish this fund claiming for us, as it is the only thing that gives us hope and future. You will have nothing to regret as we have concluded to compensate you adequately. My brother Sam told me you want to ask me some question, you are free to do so Sir. See you in Spain, Sam said we will be traveling together. M.Js Pedro Martinez to Marion Johnson Jan 27, 2006 10:10 AM Marion: Good to finally hear from you. I was wondering if you are as excited about our super erotic journey to Spain for our wonderful sweaty incestuous menage-a-trois as I am and your brother Samson is! Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Tue, Jan 31, 2006 at 8:42 AM Dear Pedro, I'm surprise that you have not written me since all these days. I should have written you but this last weekend was one of the darkest days we have seen. My mum health was worsen and was rush back to the hospital, since then she has been with my sister Marion but thank God she is geting better, may be tomorrow or next they may be back. Please tell me how far you have gone, with the payment. I know that what is giving my Mum this trouble is the fund yet unclaimed. Thanks, From yours Kid brother, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Tue, Jan 31, 2006 at 10:46 AM Samson: You told me you were going to find another financial manager. Why haven't you done this? Why, Samson, why? Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Wed, Feb 1, 2006 at 7:30 AM Dear Pedro, I'm affraid, you do not get this rightly, you are missing up things. It is you true we discuss on having another finance manager which i said i should provide but that is not the bone of contention for now, what is as take is how we can meet with you in Spain to finalize the transfer. Sir, when we get to Spain, we will go to the bank where the fund is and submit every documents that concern this fund and at the same time submit your banking information where the fund will be transfered into which i believe with this arrangement we don't need any finance maneger again. Please Sir, as it is now, is like we are not making any head way at all. I urge you to hold the bull by the horn by making this transaction a sucess. We trust and hope in you, so let us not down as this is our life. Thanks, Samon J. FOR NOW WE DON'T NEED ANY FINANCE MANAGER SINCE WE ARE GOING TO SPAIN FOR THE ONWARD TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOU WISH ACCOUNT. IT IS WASTE OF TIME AND FUND. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Wed, Feb 1, 2006 at 10:16 AM Dear Samson: Please forgive me! I didn't understand you very well. Could be too many cervezas the night before, I'm not sure. Let's pick a date to meet in Spain. It needs to be before February 15th, because that is when I have to report to Florida. Quickly, when can we meet? Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Feb 2, 2006 at 7:39 AM Dear Pedro, Good brothers doesn't count on the wrongs, you are part of my family as long as you lead us to our promise land and that is our ability to get this fund, its all about give and take. I sincerely, tell you that i have no objection with that date you have chosen but the only thing that could be an obstacle is the money that we will use for the air ticket and traveling documents which i told you that we have a reliable person here to take care of it all.So please tell me how and when you should send the money we are asking you to help us with. Marion will be free to write you today as my Mum will be discharged from the hospital today. Thanks big brother, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Thu, Feb 2, 2006 at 10:44 AM OK Samson there are several details I will need to know in order to proceed: 1. Where exactly in Spain would we be meeting? 2. Where exactly in Africa would you be flying out of? 3. Do you require a hotel room or can the three of us share one? I think we should share a room with a kingsize bed. That way everyone will be happy. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Feb 3, 2006 at 11:44 AM Dear Pedro, Thanks for your mail. We will be flying from Johannesboug (South Africa) to Madrid (Spain). Sir, you have the final say concerning our accommodation. If you wish, we can stay in one room together, is okay by us, but if i were to say, i should have prefered, we look for a very low_key Hotel and allow Marion to stay in a seperate room but your wish is our command in this issue. All i'm interested is for us to achieved our desired goal in Madrid-Spain. Please brother, i must keep on reminding you to know why i'm always asking for this money that will enable us have this journey completed, is for our visa, it takes a longer days on due process but with the help of a traveling agency is a matter of few days. So please, do somethimg concerning the money to enable us round-up preparation at the right time. Thanks, From your kid brother, Samson J. Marion Johnson to Pedro Martinez Feb 3, 2006 2:42 PM GOOD DAY SIR, I HAVE HAPPILY RECEIVED YOUR MAIL OF 27TH OF JAN. 2006. I BEG YOUR PARDON, FOR THE LATE REPLY, IS DUE TO MY MOTHER ILLNESS WHICH WAS TERRABLE LAST WEEKEND.I THANK GOD SHE IS BETTER NOW. I WILL BE HAPPY TO MEET WITH YOU TO HAVE GOOD TIME.BUT MIND SIR, I'M A LITTLE BET DIFICULT AND ASK ALOT OF QUESTIONS. HOPE YOU WILL NOT GET ANGRY WITH ME FOR THAT. WELL, LET ME NOT CROSS THE BRIDGE UNTIL I GET THERE. HAVE MY WARMEST GREETINGS. FROM YOUR LITTLE BABY GIRL, MARION JOHNSON. Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Mon, Feb 6, 2006 at 6:25 AM Dear Pedro, How are you sir, please i just want to remind you that time is no longer on our side concidering the date you have chosen. On this regard, i beg you to come up with the assistance we are looking up to you to enable us conclude. Thanks and may God keep your heart to render you most desired help for family. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Feb 6, 2006 at 9:24 AM Dear Samson: I am working hard to free up some money to help you and your dear sister with your paperwork. (Money doesn't grow on mango trees!) Please be patient with me. Did you get to watch the Super Bowl last night in Africa? It was kind of a boring game. I guess it just goes to show you that if the Patriots aren't in it, then don't tune in. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Mon, Feb 6, 2006 at 11:55 AM Dear Pedro, I read you mail, is okay but I'm only considering the time. May God give you all it takes to be able to get the money. No I didn't watch the match, was it boring really? Thanks and remain bless. Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mon, Feb 6, 2006 at 12:05 PM Samson: Thank you for your patience. I realize that we are in a race with the clock this February. I know you are anxious to get to Espana and have a torrid incestuous threesome with myself and your lovely sister. Yes, it was a fairly boring game, but it was a pretty good defensive battle. Also, all the Steelers fans can now stop their constant whining. Now they can finally take those 'Terrible Towels' and shut the hell up, you know what I'm saying? Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Feb 10, 2006 at 7:39 AM Dear Pedro, I'm afraid,we have spent about three good months on this transaction and i must tell you that my mum has begining to loss faith in it all. Please Sir,i'm beging you with what you valued most to come up with the promise and calm down the family curiousity. Thanks. John Sam. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Feb 10, 2006 at 8:25 AM Dear Samson: I have been nothing but forthcoming with you. And this type of email is how you repay me? Forget it then, Samson. As much as I was looking forward to noodling with you and your sister, you'll have to find some other mark. Spring training starts in a few days anyway and I have to be in Florida. Good luck, Pedro Martinez Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Fri, Feb 10, 2006 at 12:41 PM Dear Pedro, I don't know what i should say to please you but bear in mind that we are human beings that has limited patience.well, if you feel i have done something wrong,forgive me. I will want you to write back so that i will know if i have been forgiven.And please tell me when you are fixing the next date as that of 15th is becoming imposible, as i'm looking at it.Considering the few days ahead to that day except something is done now or on the weekend. Thanks and pardon me for my impoliteness. Samson J. [Dear Samson: I am tired of you.] Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Fri, Feb 10, 2006 at 12:45 PM Samson: The deal is off. Pedro Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Sat, Feb 11, 2006 at 11:35 AM Dear Pedro, To err is human and to forgive is Divine, i beg you because i have sent your name as the beneficiary and my Dad associate and to start up again will take time, if not impossible. Please do not leave us in the middle of the ocean this way. I will not disclose to my family especially Marion as that will result to fainting. I sincerely apologies for whatever that might have let you acting this way, in fact i withdraw that statement. we can not see God person but God uses someone to work, God is using to work for this family. Let me stop now until i read from you. Thanks, your kid brother. Samson J. Marion Johnson to Pedro Martinez Mon, Feb 13, 2006 at 12:15 PM Hello Sir, How do you do?, Tomorrow is valentine, the day to wish and show your good one's love. But is unfortunate you are out of my reach that is why i'm writing to tell you i care. HAPPY VALENTINE. Sir, my second reason of writing is to know when we are going to meet with you as Sam is not properly giving information concerning it any more? I'm not also too happy as you have refused to honour my last mail, please tell me you receive it and i will be more happier. Good look my dear. From your baby, Marion Johnson. Pedro Martinez to Marion Johnson Mon, Feb 13, 2006 at 12:54 PM Dear Marion: You are very sweet. I am sorry but your brother and I will no longer be doing business. I know you were looking forward to visiting with my large member but I'm afraid it cannot be. Mid February is an important time for my organization and I have to be in Florida. Pedro Marion Johnson to Pedro Martinez Thu, Feb 16, 2006 at 11:39 AM Hello Sir, How are you and your family? Sir, i met Sam after reading your mail to find out why you are not in business with him again and he shown me the mail that he wrote to you that make you not to continue with him. I beg you with the name of one GOD that creats all to forgive him and the family. As you know, you have gone far with the family and i tell you that Sam is deeply unhappy with the whole thing. Please, don't take because of Sam ill manner to back out, you and i can meet in Spain without Sam if you wish not to see him. On behalf of the family i'm still beging you to forgive Sam and to also reply this mail. Your Baby, Marion Johnson. Pedro Martinez to Marion Johnson Thu, Feb 16, 2006 at 12:16 PM Marion, you sweet sweet young flower... I was looking forward to meeting both you and your brother for a sweaty incestuous threesome but unfortunately the time is no longer with us. I need to be in Florida tomorrow - unless we can wait until October? Pedro [And I thought that was the end of it, until two weeks later I get this whopper! What's with that Subject line? Now who's the superfreak?] Marion Johnson to Pedro Martinez Feb 28, 2006 1:59 PM Subject: I'M ON MY NUDE, HAVE ME IN ALL TOTALITY. Sir, Please hear and know this, we are in deep trouble with our mum illness. The dictor said that she need to under go chest operation. We are out of ourselves, please come to our aid, we need your help as fish needs water. The cost of it is about $1250 ( one thousand, two hundred and fifty dollars) Sir, please don't say no, we need you. We have $800 at hand now and the dictor insist we must make it up before the operation can be on course.I BEG YOU SIR, YOU ARE THE HOPE WE HAVE NOW. The refugee camp has told us catigorically that there is no excess fund for the operation. Yours baby girl, Marion Johnson. Pedro Martinez to Marion Johnson Feb 28, 2006 3:46 PM Subject: Re: I'M ON MY NUDE, HAVE ME IN ALL TOTALITY. Dear Marion: What exactly do you mean by "I'M ON MY NUDE, HAVE ME IN ALL TOTALITY." -Pedro [Oh, Marion didn't actually mean that - he/she wanted money. That is surprising...] Marion Johnson to Pedro Martinez Mar 2, 2006 7:54 AM Subject: WE'VE SEEN THE MONEY Sir, I meant, i was financially handicamp and you should help me without saying no. But as God may have it, my father's good friend has come to our rescue. As i'm telling you now, God has brougth us out of the dark to light and we are on top of the world now. I told Sam we should prove a point to you,by bringing you close to the family in other to let you know that we still have some good people in this part of the world called Africa.In a simple way, we do not need the money from you and will never need any money from you again. Sam will brief you concerning the new development. Thanks and we can still be one no matter what. I love you sir. Marion Johnson. Pedro Martinez to Marion Johnson Mar 3, 2006 4:27 PM Dear Marion: I liked you because you were willing to have sex with both me and your brother Samson at the same time... now you seem to be acting all crazy. What's up with that? Pedro [What in the seven hells is Samson jibber-jabbering about...] Samson Johnson to Pedro Martinez Mar 4, 2006 9:44 AM Subject: GOD HAS DONE IT FOR US, PRAISE HIM FOR HE IS A GOOD LORD. Dear Pedro, I know you may not want to read from me again as a result of my asking you for financial help which i knew we needed so much to enable us get our fund that is out there in Spain. I sensed you were skiptical about it, may be it is too good to be real. But to God be the glory. A good friend of my father has discovered our location and promise to help us in making sure we get that fund in Spain. And not only that, as it were,he also promised that i will start from where my Dad stop by registering me to my father's business association. Remember, i told you that my late Dad deals on precious stones (GOLD AND DIAMOND). What i want you to do is to be my partiner so that my customers in Europe and America can be paying to your account as i'm not in USA. Open a fresh account without or a little amont.As the account owner, you are in title to 10% (percent) of any payment made to the account.The banks you need to open a new account are any of the following.......... Wells Fargo Bank United States Bank of America.(Equity Credit Online Account) Royal Bank of Canada and HSBC USA These are the banks my customers can pay easily without hitch. My late Dad's customers has been given to me back by the association, help me to thank God from the heart of your heart for His grace. This is not a child's play, you should be honest in all your dealings as i will instroduce you to many precious stone dealers that you will benefit from. I'm doing this to prove my autenticity and genuiness. I have known you and i don't think it will be wise to use other persons' account for the selling payment. I urge you to be honest and be committed. This is just the begining, when you see me one on one you will be appreciative, in the next few months. Thanks, Samson J. Pedro Martinez to Samson Johnson Mar 14, 2006 9:57 AM Dear Samson: What does this have to do with me having sex with you and your sister? Pedro [And that should end it folks, unless anything exciting happens old Pedro will let this one die out. It's Spring Training time in Florida!]