Caractacus Potts admits he is really - BILL SYKES!
In this world, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees
You've got to scam a mugu or two
We should be like old Bill Sykes
He has to scam a mugu or two...
Starring: JOHN ARZIKA - scammer du jour
versus
CARACTACUS POTTS - intrepid inventor and good guy JOE KUCKER - of Kreplach Brothers International Merchant Bank. Financial advisor to good guys
and now... BILL SYKES - you don't want to know him
JOHN ARZIKA
From: "john.arzika@tiscali.fr" <john.arzika@tiscali.fr>
To: "john.arzika" <john.arzika@tiscali.fr>
Subject: Estatae of A. Jensen
Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2004 17:30:06 +0200
Dear Jensen,
I am an Accountant with ABSA Bank Johannesburg South Africa my name is John Arzika, Banker I am the personal Account Manager to Engineer A. Jensen, a national of your country, who used to work with Anglo American mining company in Johannesburg, South Africa. Hereinafter shall be referred to as my client on April 21, 2002, my client, his wife, and their three children were involved in a car accident along Durban express way. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.
Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they Get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged, particularly the ABSA Bank Johannesburg South Africa, where the deceased had an account Valued at about ($15 Million U S Dollars)has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin. Or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.Since I have beenunsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, i seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at($15Million U S Dollars) can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money.30% to me and 60% to you and 10% for unforseen expenses.
An attorney will be contracted to help us revalidated and notarize all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you. from any breach of the law.Kindly reply through my alternative email:jarzika@webmail.co.za
Best Regards
John Arzika
Naturally Potts answers the Lad at the other e-mail address.
CARACTACUS POTTS
19 Aug 2004
Dear Mr Arzika
I think this was sent to me by some mistake. I am not your Mr Jensen, I am Mr Potts an inventor with a particular emphasis on aqua and aeronautical vehicular innovation.
Potts
Caractacus Potts
The Old Windmill Workshop
69 Gert Frobe
Flemingsbooke
Kent
CCBB WLU
It is not a fluke that you received this message but a sign of blessing from God. However, I contacted you to help repatriate the fund left behind by my late client Eng. Andy Jensen after my unsuccessful search for the immediate family member and when i saw your contact and the address bieng from the same state i decided to contact you.
Therefore, what I want is to present you as the next of kin to my
late client since the both of you are of the same national and locality so that his fund with the bank here will be legally transferred out in your favor because I do not want the fund which is valued at Fifteen million dollars (US$15M) to be regarded as an unserviceable and dormant account and thereby confiscated by the Bank. Be rest assured that the procedures to be adopted in the course of affecting this transfer will be official and legal. In as much as I have assured you that the major requirements to be demanded by the Bank are within reach, there are some, which we shall have to acquire through, laid down legal processes. Nonetheless, I have made my personal arrangement for these and will require your assistance when it is inevitable for me to do so in facilitating the processing and documentation of this transfer in your favor.
With all due respect, I expect the highest level of your compliance to my instructions, even when they seem foolish in your view. I am the expert and anchorman here, and must be granted all the benefit of doubt in the discharge of my professional expertise. Let me remind you that you must be willing not just to commit your moral assistance in facilitating this transfer to your favor but you must also give it time and attention that it demands. Once these understandings are perfectly implemented, then we are bound to meet in your country in a matter of days for the celebration of the transfer.
However, let me quickly start by expressing my delight again at your response to my proposal. I will then leave the rest to God with the fullest conviction that our efforts so far would be blessed by his grace.All we need to do now is to commence operation effectively by getting you to send the claim application to the Bank. This will follow after this message, including the sending instruction.
Finally, I want to remind you again of the need and importance of utmost confidentiality and your full adherence to my instruction for our success. Get back to me as soon as you receive this mail.
I want you to send your personal telephone and fax numbers for more
verbal clarification regarding this matter call me on my phone number; 234-1-7758201 as I want this to be concluded immediately.
I await your response.
Abubakar Tukur
Yes we saw the unexplained name change
CARACTACUS POTTS
Date: 24 Aug 2004, 03:27:23 AM
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Dear Mr Arzika
I am still very bemused by all this. This is an enormous amount of money and would enable me to make huge stride in the development of my inventions. I could also undertake a posh travelling life, tout suite.
I have tried your number but it seems to be that of a confectionary factory. Is that right?
Have you any interest in the field of private technical development by the way? My acqua car will revolutionise transport and is really worth making a song and dance about.
POTTS
Caractacus Potts
The Old Windmill Workshop
69 Gert Frobe
Flemingsbooke
Kent
CCBB WLU
JOE KUCKER
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004
Dear Mr Arzika,
Let me introduce myself - my name is Joseph Kucker, a senior vice president of Kreplach Brothers International Merchant Bank. I am writing to you because I am the financial advisor to Mr Caractacus Potts with whom you have been in correspondence.
As an experienced banker I realise that the transfer of such large amounts of money will probably require some kind of processing fees. This presents no problem - on the condition that I can deduct this amount from the fees after the fund has been transferred into Mr Potts' account.
Perhaps you would confirm that this condition can be met.
Yours faithfully,
Joseph Kucker
Meanwhile Potts dutifully sends off the application for the imaginary money to the imaginary bank
CARACTACUS POTTS
From: "Caractacus Potts"
To: ABSABANK@bankersmail.com
Cc: john.arzika@tiscali.fr
Date: 25 Aug 2004, 08:21:11 AM
Director of Foreign operations
International remittance dept.
Tel: 27 8 3953 7378.
Fax:27 11 507 5456.
Email:
Dear Sir,
RE: APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF ($15 MILLION
DOLLARS)
I hereby apply for the release of the sum of ($15
MILLION US DOLLARS) belonging to my late Uncle,
Engineer A. Jensen who died in a car accident on April
21, 2002 with his wife, and three children in the
Durban express way destination Pretoria.
My bank particulars is as follows:
Caractacus Potts
The Old Windmill Workshop
69 Gert Frobe
Flemingsbooke
Kent
CCBB WLU
Tel (0) 44 20 7494 5020
Fax (0) 44 20 7494 5021
2. Bank name, Bank address, Account no, Telephone and
fax nos.
My bank : Bomberg & Bomberg
69 True Leescrump Shs.,
Smegaroon
Wankershire
UR1 TIT
ac number 6941901
account manager : Meinhold Bambu
phone: (0) 44 1992 765 425
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Best regards,
Mr. Caractacus Potts
JOHN ARZIKA
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:17:52 +0200
Dear Caractacus,
Top of the day to you and thanks for the email message. I am of the belief that you have sent the application to the bank and if so endeavour to keep me updated with correspondence from the remittance office.
Moreover, i have been communicating with Mr. Joseph Kucker who says he is a vioce president of the bank where you are operating an account and he seems reasonable. I believe we can confide in him but meanwhile keep me updated with your correspondence with the remmittance office.
How is family and work? Extend my regards to your loved ones.
Hope to hear from you soon.
John Arzika
CARACTACUS POTTS
Date: 26 Aug 2004, 01:30:55 AM
Dear Mr Arzika
Many thanks for letting me know and I hope everything is in order.
I took the car out again this morning after tinkering with the turbo charger. So many times have I come close to outright triumph only to have some minor element of the design play havoc. Still, I will soon be enjoying the roses of success. The aeronautical ramifications of the vehicle will be terrific, something to make a real song and dance about.
Please continue to talk to Mr Kucker, as he has my every confidence and I am sure he will see that you get what you truly deserve.
My family are fine thank you. At the present time Grandad is out in the garden tinkering in the little hut he has (he keeps his army mementos there), while the kids are off out today on a trip to the local sweet factory, believe it or not!
Please let me know as soon as possible how things are progressing.