Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005
Subject: ATTENTION SIR,
From: sharon_stone@sunumail.sn
To: sharon_stone@sunumail.sn
From Sharon Stone.
Attn, Director/CEO
Dearest One,
GREETINGS,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the Ivoirian chamber of commerce and industry.I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by their recommenddations I must not hesitate to confide in your for this simple and sincere business.
I am Sharon Stone; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Stone. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal.When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2000 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $22.500.000 (Twenty Two Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a sercurity company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance him from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management).
Dear, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. 1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to. 2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 26 years.
Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 10% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Miss Sharon Stone
NB: My junior brother Peter is also with me.
[Scam-o-mavens will immediately recognize this as the classic Cocoa Orphan letter.]
REVEREND BOB
Sent 05-Feb-05
Dear Miss Stone,
Your e-mail has come of something as a surprise, to be addressed by a film star as 'Dearest One' is certainly flattering and I had no idea that your family hailed from the Ivory Coast. It must be the makeup, Hollywood is so wonderful.
Please accept my condolences for the deaths of your parents although, and I hope please don't take offence at this, those that live by the sword shall die by the sword. Although I know little about the drugs trade I did watched a recent documentary about cocoa plantations and was amazed. How anyone manages to snort (I think that's the correct term) a cocoa bean I will never know.
I'm not sure how I can help but perhaps I could pray for you? I am the founder and Prolapsed Archbishop (First Class) of The Church of the Blessed Beehive. I live in Little Pecker in Texas. Although my congregation is small it is growing and we are fortunate to be well financed. One of our congregation tragically met his death at the State Fair last fall when he was trampled to death in a stampede of llamas. In his Last Will and Testament he was kind enough to leave a large part of his fortune to the Church. Although we have now expended most of the money we still have several million dollars available to keep the wolf from the door.
I must leave now to meet our Treasurer, Rich B'staad, to discuss the plans for our Anniversary Tractor Pull. We also are thinking of having a Training College for Fallen Women where we would provide expert guidance in the necessary arts.
Please do let me know what I can do for you.
Go with God buzz buzz
Reverend Bob
Church of the Blessed Beehive
Little Pecker
Texas
Sponsored by Herman's Honey - a taste of Heaven on Earth
SHARON STONE
From : stone sharon <sharon_stoneci@yahoo.fr>
Sent : Monday, February 21, 2005
Subject : REMINDER PLS MAN OF GOD
Dearest Reverend Bob,
How is things with you i hope all is well moving fine.
Pls let me konw what is the actual problem why you don't want to write back to me if there is any wrong thing that i have done to you, i will like you to get back to me so that we will know on what to do may be you may be thinking that this transaction will cost you money or make you spend money any way no you are not going to counter any expenses rather your seriousness in this matter.
Looking forward to see your mails soonest so that we will go to the next step of this transaction which you will send to me all your informations to use for the transfering of this money into your account as my guiding also as my late father associate.
Your contact is needed and your private telephone and fax also together with your bank particulars for the transfering of this money into your account. Pls help me you are in a possition to help and you not regreat this ok.
Looking forward to see your mails
Thanks and God bless you.
Sharon stone,
REVEREND BOB
Sent 24-Feb-05
Dear Miss Stone,
I did send you a message some days ago but I see that you now have a different address to the one that I had used. It must be the exciting jet-set life that you lead that requires you to have an address in every country.
I would be happy to help you if I can. I believe I mentioned before that we were having fundraising Tractor Pull and I'm delighted to say we raised just over $7,000. All the money will be used for our 'Fallen Woman' project and I've just signed a purchase order for the Whirlpool Jacuzzi Spa Bath that will feature large in our plans for training these poor women who like you have fallen on hard times.
I'm afraid that the Church of The Blessed Beehive is a Silent Order and therefore we don't have telephones at all, I do hope that won't be a barrier. The only communication we have with the outside world is by computer e-mail and the Intranet. Even this luxury is frowned upon but we each have to make sacrifices in our own way and two of vergers have become addicted to on-line poker, with some success I might add. I'm very uncertain about this, especially the 'handles' they have had to use to disguise their identity. Father Thomas is known as 'Love Truncheon' whilst Sister Ermintrude has taken the name 'The Quicky Queen'.
Are you a woman of religion? If that is the case we would expect you to convert to become a member of the Church. At some point we will have to fly you to Texas for the Birthing Baptism and Alimentary Canal Washout but the initial stages can be done by e-mail. Once we have completed the formalities we can get on with helping you out of your little problem. Don't worry about having to pay for your air fares or hotels, we'll send you money.
I hope you don't mind but I'm sending you my photograph, sorry it's not in colour but these modern digital cameras are so complicated to use, we're still trying to discover how it works. Our choirmaster took some fascinating photos of one of the young ladies who polishes his organ on a regular basis. Quite extraordinary.
I look forward to hearing from you and hope that you will agree to convert to our faith and become a Hive Member.
Go with God. Buzz Buzz
Reverend Bob
Church of the Blessed Beehive
Little Pecker, Texas
SHARON STONE
Sent : Thursday, February 24, 2005
Subject : Thank God pastor HELP ME I AM IN YOUR HAND OF MERCY
Dearest Reverend Bob,
I thank and apreacite your mail, Also i want to reconfirm to you that i have recieve your photo pic you just send to me showing that you will help and secure my life and my fund in your country as my guiding you are.
Sir why i use the yahoo is the one i have before is having problme of services so i decided to use this yahoo to reach you.
I have haerd all what you said as an advice to me as my life God you are i will be a member of yours and i have agreed to convert to our faith and become a hive member.
So is in this issue i will like you to act as my late father's foreign associate you are going to be in the excsence of the funds that been depoisted here in Local bank so i will like you to send to me all your contact information regards to this funds to be transfered into your account as my guiding you are as i have already informed the bank here that my late father's foreign associate will be coming for the claiming of this funds.
So i will like you kindly do as i said so that the funds will transfered to you into your account as my guiding.
The contact informatio i need is as follows your bank information, also your private contact address of the bank and your full name so that i will be submiting to the bank next week where going to enter.
Pastor pls be parying for me here and my late familys that have been pass away.
Looking soon to see your mails,
Thanks and God bless you.
Sharon Stone.
REVEREND BOB
Sent 25-Feb-05
Dear Ms Stone,
I am delighted to read that you have seen the light and agree to adopt our faith. As soon as we have completed the formalities I can then arrange to send you funds to enable you to purchase tickets to fly to America for the full ceremony.
In your original e-mail you mentioned your brother Peter, is he by chance a fisher of men if you get my meaning? It's not that we have anything against such men you understand but we'd like the opportunity of showing them the error of their ways.
The Church of the Blessed Beehive banks with a number of different institutions but the account that would be most convenient is as follows:
Shafter and Fleigh Loan and Savings
Ganef House
1432 Manzer Street
Toad Suck
Arkansas
The account is in the name of Ms Roberta Dazzla which was my name before I discovered the true faith and underwent radical surgery. I would be very grateful if you kept this information as secret as possible, no-one at the Hive knows of my former life as ÒBobby's and her Bouncing BallsÓ.
I mentioned in my last letter that we could arrange for the preliminary stages of your conversion to the faith by e-mail and, in the next day or two, I will send you an application form which you must complete and return to me.
Go with God. Buzz Buzz
Reverend Bob
Church of the Blessed Beehive
Little Pecker
Texas
SHARON STONE
Sent : Friday, February 25, 2005
Subject : i wait eagerly
Reverend Bob,
I do agreed all your mails and noted very good to me.
let me know when this will be ready and you send it over, also your contact information as i requested so that the bank will do the transfer into your account. and my brother peter is extending his greating to you as well.
I wait to see your mails
Sharon
REVEREND BOB
Sent 26-Feb-05
Dear Miss Stone,
Praise the Bee!! Buzz buzz! I and my fellow apiarists are overcome with emotion to hear that you will be adopting The One True Taslimanic Yearning, known as 'Totty' for short.
I am delighted to welcome you as my first new Totty this year.
Please find attached the two page application form. I'm sure it won't take you long to complete and then return it to me without delay. Our Totty Talent Team meets every Monday to consider new applicants and I'll make sure your form is on the top of the file. Your acceptance into the Church is almost guaranteed.
Please let me know what names you will be known as once your adoption is complete. Remember that you need one 'proper' name and one 'handle' name. For example you might chose your proper name as Sister Lavinia and your handle might be 'Frenzy'. I'll leave the choice entirely up to you.
Please also ensure that from this point forward you close each message with the following words.
Go with God. Buzz buzz
Reverend Bob
Church of the Blessed Beehive
Little Pecker
Texas
The Church of the Blessed Beehive
Agreement to enter the Hive
This agreement is entered into openly, willingly and with good grace by I (enter name) and Reverend Bob, Prolapsed Archbishop (First Class) of the Church of the Blessed Beehive.
I, (enter name) hereby swear a solemn oath to obey any and all orders, instructions, mandates, decrees, missives, prognostications and utterances that are directed to me, my family or friends and will faithfully carry them out to the best of my ability so help me Buzz Buzz.
On signing The Agreement (hereinafter known as The Agreement) and submitting photographic proof of my conversion I will be welcomed into the Church of the Blessed Beehive to be reborn in warm honey in the Baptismal Font and Spa.
I also accept, adopt and believe the following (indicate your agreement by signing your name against each point).
1. I will be faithful only to the Hive
2. I will wear holy clothes without holes so I am whole
3. I will keep my smile bright and fresh with Pepsident
4. I will not listen to idle gossip
5. I will partake in idol talk
6. I will not covet my neighbours ass nor any other part of him
7. On the Seventh Day I will prostrate my prostate
8. I will dip my brothers wick in the Holy Font
9. I will not give succour to the enemies of the Church
10. I will never give a sucker an even break
The Agreement is hereinafter and hereunder signed by the aforesaid for the afterlife.
Your signature
Your date
The Church of the Blessed Beehive
Personal Detail Questionnaire
Please complete and answer the following questions to the best of your ability.
Your name
When and where were you born?
Are you in robust health?
Have you ever had genital warts?
Have you ever had hives?
Have you ever had siblings?
How would you describe your body?
Have you ever been in police custody?
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Osmond Family?
Do you intend to overthrow the United States Government?
Do you take drugs such as Rogaine, Viagra or Preparation H?
What is your favourite colour?
What is your favourite food?
What is your least favourite star sign?
Are you familiar with the teachings of Ivana Trump?
Would you be prepared to adopt a colony of orphan bees?
What was your favourite school subject?
Raindrops keep falling on my head. What would you do?
What would you be doing if you weren't completing this form?
SHARON STONE
Sent : Saturday, February 26, 2005
Subject : all be ready by mornday
Dearest Reverend Bob,
I have recieve the application form and i will surely do as you said so that by mornday you will get all intact as well.
Thanks and God bless you
Sharon stone
SHARON STONE
Sent : Sunday, February 27, 2005
Subject : HERE IS THE OTHER ONE FORM
PLS STILL BEAR WITH FOR MISTAKE DUE TO THE PROBLME OF MY YOUNGER BROTHER PETER HIS SERIOUSLY SICK I NEED YOUR HELPING HAND GOD WILL BLESS YOU MORE AS YOU WILL HELP ME MY BROTHER PETER FAIL FROM THE SELE CASE YESTERDAY AND HE HAVE AN ENTERNAL BLEEDING AND HE IS NOW IN THE HOSPITAL SO I NEED HELP AND YOU CAN REACH ME THROUGH THIS NUMBER 00225 07719005 THE MY COUSINE WILL KEEP UP THE PHONE AND GIVE TO ME THE IS BROTHER PATRICK
THANKS
SHARON
SHARON STONE
Sent : Sunday, February 27, 2005
Subject : here are the application form and my brother peter is very very sick help as you can
Reverend Bob,
Pls bear with me the mistake on other form The name is SHARON STONE THATS MY NAME I WILL BEAR AS
The other will be comin storly pls i want to use this chance to informed you that my brther peter is very very sick and he have enternal bleeding so pls help me we are in your hand now.
Thanks
sharon
SHARON STONE
Sent : Tuesday, March 1, 2005
Subject : REMINDER
Reverend Bob,
How are you today, i don't hear from you, what is the matter? and i am waiting your hand of help towards my brother peter also the information i request from you for the transfer.
Looking forward to see your mail,
Thanks,
Sharon
SHARON STONE
Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005
Subject : I WAIT EAGERLY FOR YOUR MAIL
Reverend Bob,
What is the problem sir please tell me, are you sure that your health is ok and in good condition.
I have wroten to you many times and you don't reply if you have receieved the application form i sent to you, pls get back to me or you want to help me if so tell me so that i can know what to do and you want send to me you contact as i requested where the money will be transfer into as you are my guiding.
I eagerly to see your mail,
Thanks,
Sharon stone.
REVEREND BOB
Sent 3-Mar-05
Dear Miss Stone,
I apologise for not having responded sooner but I have had to tend to members of my flock this week who suffered a bereavement. Poor Mr and Mrs Malone suffered the grievous loss of their daughter Molly. She was out with the family seafood wheelbarrow when it broke away and careered down the street. She tried her best but was unable to stop it and it was totally destroyed and her entire stock of cockles and mussels was lost. In her shame she died of a fever and no one could save her and that was the end of sweet Molly Malone. I do hope that your brother Peter is not about to follow in her footsteps.
Some good news for you. Your application has been considered and you have provisional acceptance for conversion to The One True Talismanic Yearning and been granted status as Grade 6 Totty. Congratulations!!
For the final stage of the acceptance you need to complete two simple tasks. 1. Choose your 'handle' name, remember that I asked you to do this in my last message
2. Send us a photograph of yourself holding a sign on which you have written in black letters 'BLESSED BEEHIVE BUZZ BUZZ GRADE 6 TOTTY'. The sign needs to be large enough for the words to be read in the photo. The photo will be put on your identity card which we will then send you with enough funds for you to buy your airline ticket to the USA.
As for your brother Peter I do hope that he lasts out, infernal bleeding can be so difficult. We have been holding a prayer vigil for him and on Sunday Sister Bridget went into Holy Rapture whilst thinking of your brother lying all alone on his bed. To be honest Sister Bridget has not been quite the same since and has spent most of her time in the candle repository moaning and groaning. We're sure the spirit is inside her so please do tell that we're all praying that you both get what you deserve. With regard to the information you requested please note that it has not changed since I last sent the details to you. It's the same bank, same account number and account name.
Go with God Buzz Buzz
Reverend Bob
Church of the Blessed Beehive
Little Pecker
Texas
SHARON STONE
Sent : Friday, March 4, 2005
Subject : Re: Congratulations - the first hurdle has been overcome. Buzz Buzz
Reverend Bob,
I don't think all w have been doing since you get me right, Listen if you are not willing to help me pls better let know now than turning around with me as i don't understand you.
I contact you for a hand of help you are only turning raound with why.
REVEREND BOB
Sent 4-Mar-05
Dear Miss Stone,
I must confess to having been taken aback somewhat by the abrupt tone of your last e-mail.
I have extended the hand of friendship to you and I am not at all happy with your response. I and my fellow worshippers of the Blessed Beehive have opened our arms to welcome you into our Church. I believed that you were willing to adopt our faith.
To complete the process we need to send you a photo identity card and for that we need your photo with the Statement of Faith written out and displayed by you. Once this has been received we can then arrange to send you the funds for your airticket. It is also necessary for you to tell us your new name (handle) so that we can include this on your identity card. The new name is an indication that you have left behind your former life and have willingly entered the Blessed Beehive.
I have not forgotten the other matter to which your original e-mail referred and to the best of my knowledge I have provided you with the details you requested. I assume you received my e-mail of 25th February in which I detailed the address of my bank Shafter & Fleigh Loan and Savings.
I hope that my kindness and compassion is not being taken for granted. We will continue to pray for your brother Peter and with the help of the Blessed Queen I am sure he will recover.
Go with God Buzz Buzz
Reverend Bob
Church of the Blessed Beehive
Little Pecker
Texas
SHARON STONE
Sent : Saturday, March 5, 2005
Subject : do as i said
Reverend Bob,
Thank you for your mail, and i will like you to put down the details in roman figures so that i will submit it to the bank for the transfer.
Thanks,
Sharon
REVEREND BOB
Sent 5-Mar-05
Dear Miss Stone,
I don't understand what you mean by roman figures. Do you really want me to write to you in Latin?
However if that is what you wish I will repeat the details in roman figures
IX II - IV IV VIII III I - IX VII II V
Is this some kind of secret code? Are you being watched? Here at the Church of the Blessed Beehive we know all about being mistrusted by the authorities. We are all victims of state oppression and must be vigilant at all times.
How is your brother Peter?
Go with God Buzz Buzz
Reverend Bob
Church of the Blessed Beehive
Little Pecker
more to come? ... I doubt it!