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AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 Subject: CRY FOR HELP Dear Friend, I am Mrs. Sese-seko widow of the late President Mobutu Sese-seko of Zaire now known as DemocraticRepublic of Congo(DRC). I move to write this letter, this was in confidence considering my present circumstance and situation. I escaped along with my Husband and two of other of my son AHMED and Michael out of the Democratic Republic Of Congo (DRC) to the Dakar, Senegal were my family and I settled, while we later moved from Morocco where my Husband later died of cancer disease. However due to the Situation we decided to change most of my husband billions of dollars deposited in Swissbank and other countries into other forms of money coded for safe deposit because the new Head of state of (DR) Mr. Laurent Kabila has made arrangement to the Swiss Government and other European Countries to freeze all my late husband treasures deposited in some European Countries. Hence my children and I decided laying low in Africa to study the situation till when things get better, like now that President Kabila is dead and the son taking over (Joseph Kabila). Once of my late husband's Chateaux in Southern France was confiscated by the French government, and such I had to change my identity so that my investment will not be traced and confiscated. I have Deposited the Sum of Twenty Eight Million United States Dollars(US$28,000,00.) with a Security Company in Dakar Senegal, for safekeeping. The fund are coded to prevent them from knowing the content. What I want you to do is to indicate your interest that you will assist us by receiving the money on our behalf. Acknowledge this message, so that I can introduce you to my son (AHMED) who has the modalities for the claim of the said fund. I want you to assist in investing this money, but I will not want my identity revealed. I will also like to buy properties and stock in multinational companies to engage in other safe and non-speculative investment. May I at this point emphasise the high level of confidentiality, which this business demands, and hope you will not betray the trust and confidence, which I response in you. In conclusion, if you want to assist us, my son shall put you in the picture of the business, tell you were the funds are currently being maintained and also discuss other modalities including remuneration for your service. For this reason kindly furnish us your contact information, that is your personal telephone and fax number for confidential purpose and acknowledge receipt of this mail. Do contact me through this email address. aida2004am@walla.com Best regards Mrs AIDE Seseseko URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2004 Hello Ma'am, Thank you for your e-mail, my sweet. The title Cry For Help reminds me of that old Rick Astley song, called Cry For Help. Well, your cry paid off, as I am willing to help. Tell me what you need and I will help you. God bless Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2004 Subject: CRY FOR HELP Dear Ura R Sole Thank you for your mail. I think it is necessary to explain to you again in more clearer terms t situation with me. I ran to Senegal for safety immediately after my Husband were brutally murdered. When I came to Senegal, we had no means of initial survival, so we went to United Nations Refugee camp here in Dakar-Senegal and declared asylum with hope to go to the finance house to claim my Husband deposit and start a new life. Unfortunetely, when we went to the finance house, they said that we am already a refugee and their law does not permit release of such deposit to a refugee who has no international passport or any other established identification. Then they advised me to look for some to stand for me. I contacted you because I want to leave in your country and therefore want our family money to go to your country and in your custody. we have gone to the the finance house to tell them that we have got someone who is my trustee/representative for the claim of the deposit. So you can now contact the finance house and ask them if late Mobutu Sese-seko has a deposit with them and if Ahmed seko is the son who has right to inherit the deposit as the next of kin. If it is true, that we have appointed you to be my trustee/representative to claim the deposit on my behalf for investment in your country. Ask them to tell you the procedures and requirements for the release of the deposit to you on my behalf. The name of finance house is SAGAM FINACEC COMPANY DAKAR SENEGAL The email address is: sagam_company@email.com TEL/FAX 00221 4444 587 452 The name of the man I met is mr mike smith He is their director of foreign operations/wire transfers Sincerely yours, pls brother call my son ahmed with this number 00221 668 03 99 pls we can not go out from the camp ok and we do not have money to call you today pls Mrs Aida Seseseko (Aida's made her first mistake; her story is different in this e-mail to that of her original mass mailing. Her husband was "brutally murdered" and did not die of "cancer disease" after all... We'll let this one go... Mike Smith is the name of a UK DJ/TV presenter who was married to another UK TV presenter, Sarah Greene. This explains the next e-mail...) URA R SOLE Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2004 Hello Ma'am, Thank you for the clarifying what is required and yes, I would be willing to help you. I am about to get in touch with Mike Smith to ask for his advice and to get contact information for Sarah Greene. When would be the best time to contact your son? Please let me know as I wish to get in touch. Regards, Ura URA R SOLE, to MIKE SMITH Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2004 Subject: Ada's Cry For Help To: sagam_company@email.com For the attention of Mike Smith Hello sweet I was asked to contact you by Ada, who has informed me of her plight by e-mail and is requesting my assistance. I am keen to help her, but am currently unsure as to what it is she needs from me, possibly due to a combination of her bad English and me not bothering to read it. What is required, Smith? Regards Ura R Sole (Smith never bothers getting back to us...) AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 Subject: thanks Dear Ura thanks for your mail pls i we like to have your phone and fax number. and pls call me son any time any day and mins ok thanks mrs aida URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 Hello Granny Aida, Sorry for the delay in my reply to you - I have been having problems with a Trojan Horse on my computer. I tried calling your son but a recorded voice told me that the number did not exist? Please call me on the number I gave you as I would like to talk. God bless, Ura R Sole (Ura never gave Aida her phone number...) AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 Subject: from mrs aida Dear pls dear you have not send to us any number that we are going to use to call you befor. the truck box is going shipp to you trut global diplomatic courier Agent. we went to the company today to ask how the are going to shippment the box to you and the told us that the are makeing there shippment Diplomat shippment to you that one of the diplomat is going to come with the box to your contact address that you are going to ssend to there company. and the told me that we are going to pay for the Diplomat deliver the consignment to you which is is only $8,750 us daller. and this money have to be pay to Diplomat befor he is going to deliver the consignment to you and any were you want him to take the box to. and that fees is called delivery and handle charges fees to the diplomat for releasment of the consignment to you. pls the security company here in dakar senegal is going to send one of there there staff to you to accompany the diplomat, he will stand as to bear withness and confirm that you are the rightful person that the diplomat is handing over the consignment to. this is the name and address of the company here were the consignment is pls do not tell there what is in the box pls what you are going to tell there is how you are going to send the money for the shippment fees to there here in senegal. and you can tell there to shipp the consignment to spain because the told me that the have office in SPAIN TOO i belive that you know the best for us. pls the nunber that i told you to use and call my son is a camp number were we are now pls call the number again and you have to know that is african phone call for you is use to be very bed to get some one online COMPANY CONTACTS SAGAM SEC COMPANY CONTACT PERSON MR MIKE SMITH EMAIL ADDRESS sagam_company@email.com tel/fax 00221 4444 57 896 thanks mrs aida URA R SOLE Date: Sat, 16 Oct 2004 Dear Mrs Aida, Thank you for your prompt reply and for detailing the next step in the transaction. I tried ringing your son again this morning but received the same message. I contacted Mike Smith via e-mail using the contact details supplied but he has not yet got back to me. So what now? Thank you, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 Subject: sagam_company@email.com Dear Ura R Sole pls this is the email of the company ok sagam_company@email.com the phone number that we are use here now is not going trut i do not know what is going on with the phone. pls use that email and email the company again sagam_company@email.com pls do not tell there what is in the box pls you going to send the money to there for that to send the money to you or are you going to spain to pick up the box by your self with the money too? THANKS MRS AIDA (We decided to add some insulting signatures to our next few e-mails. Aida didn't seem to notice...) URA R SOLE Date: Sun, 17 Oct 2004 Granny Aida, Thank you for your e-mail with the new address of the security company. Yes, I can travel to Spain if needed. Where in Spain do I need to go? I'm not sure I understand what you are asking of me. What do I need to ask the security company? Thank you, Ura R Sole ----------------------------- Free computer tips in your email every day - go to www.aidayoudaft.com/cow.htm AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 Subject: XESTERN UNION MONEY OFFICE Dear Ura R Sole thanks for your mail. how are you and your famlisy hope fine. today i want to the sec company to go and ask the company that i we like there to make the shippment of the box to you in your home contact address and the company gave me this name as the name that you are going to use to pay for the shipp fees which is $8,750 us dallers with this name address the told me that you have to send the money by western union money bank to senegal west african NAME MANASSEH UZONDU ADDRESS 87 YOFF DAKAR SENEGAL and the told me that the name that the gave me to give you is one of the workers here in here that as soon asyou send the money by western union money office that you have to send to me the info of the western union money so that i can go to there office and give there the info on how you send the money with the name that the gave me to give to you so that the can go and pick up the money today and the told me that as soon as the get the money that the are going to make the shipment to you by wenday this week and the need your contact address any any of your house address were the are going to take the truck box to anf meet with you to give you the box this week... pls Ura R Sole help and send the money to there here so that the can send the turck box to you in your home contact address that you are going to send to my email address for the shippment of the box. for now if you can send the money to senegal here know need of your going to spain again with the money that the are going to send the box to you in your house ok pls send the money to day with the name that i have you ok. i do not know were in the have the company . thanks mrs aida BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Mon, 18 Oct 2004 Mrs Aida, I am the secretary to Ura R Sole, who I understand you have been in contact with regarding a financial transaction. Ms. Sole is currently away for a business meeting and is due back in the office on Wednesday. I have been put in charge of her e-mail until she returns. She asked me to pass on her good wishes to you at what must be a difficult time. I pass on her good wishes to you at what must be a difficult time. Having read through your last e-mail, may I take this opportunity to ask what it is you're wibbering on about? I would be grateful if you could explain in a single short paragraph so as not to make me loose the will to live. I look forward to hearing from you. Kind regards, Bobby Shaftoe, secretary to Ura R Sole ----------------------------- English home study courses for all levels. Visit us at http://www.learntowrite.com/you/div.htm AIDA SESESEKO Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 Subject: Thanks for your kind understanding. Dear Bobby Shaftoe thanks for you mail ok. i have notthing to tell you she know what we are doing pls i am going to wait for her thanks MRS AIDA BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2004 Mrs Aida, Thank you for your message. Ura will be returning to the office tomorrow morning and I am sure she will make contact with you then. Ura is still waiting for a response from Mike Smith, whom I believe she contacted by e-mail. We have also not heard anything from Sarah Greene and would be grateful if you could chase this up please. Regards, Bobby Shaftoe AIDA SESESEKO/ROSE Date: Wed, 20 Oct 2004 Subject: thanks Dear thanks for your mail. today i want to the sagam sec company to go and ask there why the have not contacted you and the told me that the have sent you email abefor that the are going to email you again i was there when the email you again. thanks rose i am still waiting for mrs ura URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 Hello sweet, Thank you for waiting for me to return from my meeting. I do hope that my secretary, Bobby, was helpful to you during my absence. By the way, who are you? I was in contact with a lady called Aida but I return to find myself talking to someone with the name Rose. Awaiting further instruction so write back soon, granny. Kind Regards Ura R Sole ----------------------------- Test your IQ online! Take the test at http://www.aidayou.com/dense/cow.htm AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 Subject: FROM MRS AIDA AND ROSE IS MY SECOND NAME Dear sister Rose is my second name i am still here and you have to know that konw one can open my email and email you with out me ok how was your meet hope all is well. pls have you contacted the company and send the money to there here so that the can make the shippment of the truck box this week pls thanks mrs Aida PLS DEAR DO AND HELP AND SEND THE MONEY TO THE COMPANY TODAY URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 Aida Rose, I am waiting for the security company to contact me before sending any funds. I have written to Sarah Greene at the security company on numerous occasions (i.e. once) but she has failed to get back to me. Thanks big lady. Ura R Sole (All hail the world's longest e-mail title...!) AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 Subject: PLS SEND THE MOENY WITH THIS NAME TO ME MANASSEH UZONDU I AM THE ONE THAT IS GOING TO PICK UP THE MONEY OK DO NOT CONTACT ANY SARAH GREEN I DO NOT KNOW HIM OR HER AND PLS DO NOT LET ANY ONE KNOW WHAT IS IN THAT OK PLS mrs Ura Sole who is this sarah greene pls i do not know him . the only security company that you are going to contact is SAGAM SEC COMPANY AND THIS IS THERE EMAIL sagam_company@email.com MIKE SMITH HAVE TOLD ME THAT HE HAVE EMAILED YOU TWO TIME AND HE HAVE NOT HEAR FROM YOU WHY. THAT SAGAM SEC COMPANY IS WERE MY MONEY IS AND THAT EMAIL ADDRESS IS THE ONLY EMAIL THAT THE COMPANY HAVE PLS DO NOT SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE PEOPLE THAT I DO NOT KNOW IF THE ARE GIVE YOU NEW EMAIL PLS DO NOT EMAIL THERE BACK PLS I DO NOT KNOW ANY BOBY CALL SARAH GREENC PLS USE THAT EMAIL ADDRESS THAT I GAVE YOU TO EMAIL THE SAGAM SEC COMPANY PLS. sagam_company@email.com THANKS MRS AIDA OR USE THIS NAME AND SEND THE $8,750 usd dallers by western union money as the company have told you befor pls send this money to with this name so that i can go and pick up the money and pay it by my self ok send it today i am waiting name MANASSEH UZONDU dakar senegal wester african PLS SEND THE MOENY WITH THIS NAME TO ME MANASSEH UZONDU I AM THE ONE THAT IS GOING TO PICK UP THE MONEY OK DO NOT CONTACT ANY SARAH GREEN I DO NOT KNOW HIM OR HER AND PLS DO NOT LET ANY ONE KNOW WHAT IS IN THAT OK PLS URA R SOLE Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 Hello sweet, Mike Smith has not e-mailed me at all. I contacted him but he didn't write back. Do you think we should use another security company? love Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 Subject: YOU ARE A BIG LIEING YOU ARE A BIG LIEING (It's true that Mike Smith never wrote to us. Maybe Aida's accomplice messed up? Why doesn't she believe us? This isn't fair...) URA R SOLE Date: Sun, 24 Oct 2004 Hello Aida,v I am sorry but I do not understand your e-mail. Please ask Mike Smith to contact me. Warm wishes, Ura R Sole ----------------------------- Free online personality tests! Take yours at http://www.mikesmith.com/you/lying/git.html AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 Subject: USE THE A NAME THAT I GAVE YOU Dear i have give you name that you are going to use to send the money down here if you can not send with the name pls forget about me i want to use my hand and get the money and go to there office and pay it by my self ok this is the name again MANASSEH UZONDU addree dakar senegal if you can not send it pls forget about emailing me I do not like people that use to lie. me mike have email you three time i am in there office want he do that use the name that i give you to send the money URA R SOLE Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 Subject: Going to Western Union today Hello Granny Aida, I could never forget about you given your situation - how could you even suggest such a thing my sweet? Please do not call me a liar - that is very unfair. I know that sometimes when we are having problems in our lives, we say things that we don't mean. Writing your name as Rose when it is actually Aida, for example. Aida, my sweet, what are you doing at the security company? I thought you were stuck at the refugee camp and were unable to leave? Anyway, Bobby Shaftoe is going to the Western Union office today to pay your money. Look after yourself, ma'am. Good day, Ura R Sole ----------------------------- Huge selection of free eCards available! Birthdays, holidays, congratulations and deaths. Visit http://www.youungratefulcow.com AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 Subject: FROM MRS AIDA Dear Ura Sole thanks for your mail. my sister i have told you befor that rose is my second name. while sister i belive that you are like a woman and as well a mother like me and you have to know what is takes to be a mother with children and know food for a woman to give his children we are deiding here in the camp slow slow . i am so sorry to call you a lie pls forgive me for that i can not do it again pls. pls as soon as you send the money today pls email me the info of the western union money so that i can get the money by my self and go to the company and pay it ok i am wait for the info from the western union money on how you send the money ok. pls what we need from our self is trust ok thanks MRS AIDA AIDA SESESEKO Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 Subject: i have not hear from you again Dear Ura Sole i have not hear from you again aida URA R SOLE Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 Hello Gypsy Aida, I sent Bobby Shaftoe along to the Western Union office yesterday but they refused to accept his payment. He tried to convince them, my sweet, but they told him that they are having to be more careful then they have been in the past, as people abroad have been using Western Union as a means of defrauding people in our country. It seems unfair that the actions of scum prevent honest people like ourselves from using these services but I suppose they can never be too careful. Please suggest another way that I can get the payment to you, gypsy woman. Write soon big lady. Ura R Sole ----------------------------- Keep up-to-date with the latest sporting action! Visit www.youknowwhattypeofscum.com/imtalkingabout/dude.htm AIDA SESESEKO Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 Subject: Thanks for your concern. Dear Ura R Sole thanks for your mail. i want to the sec company to go and tell the company what you told me and the company gave me this bank account to gave you and the told me this is the accaount that people use to pay there any amount to the NAME OF THERE ACCOUNT OFFICER. THIS IS THE NAME OF THE BANK WERE YOU ARE GOING TO USE TO PAT THE MONEY BY ACCOUNT TODAY. BANK OF AFRICAN NO 4 LEOPOLD SEDAR SENEGAL ACC NO 02502510017 ACC NAME MUSTAPHA AMIN SWFFCODE AFRSNDK FOR THE FORIGN OPERATION OFFICER PLS DEAR USE THIS NAME AND THE ACCOUNT NUMBER TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TODAY. THANKS MRS AIDA AIDA SESESEKO Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 Subject: Dear Ura Sole Dear Ura Sole how are you today hope fine. i have not hear from you have yopu make the payment with the accaount that i gave yoiu thanks mrs aida BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 Mrs Aida, This is Bobby Shaftoe, secretary to Ura R Sole. I'm afraid Ura is currently out of the office and so I have been put in charge of answering her e-mails. I apologise for taking a little while to reply to you but frankly your messages are not high on my list of priorities. Now, please explain what it is you require and I will do my best to assist you. Ura will be returning to the office tomorrow. We require some information from you for our company records. Please could you send us a photograph of yourself in the refugee camp and let us know your favourite colour. God bless, Bobby Shaftoe AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 Subject: thanks. sister how are you hope all is well i have not hear from you again what is going on thanks aida BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 Aida, I have already told you that Ura is not returning to the office until tomorrow and thus I am dealing with her e-mails. Bobby Shaftoe AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 28 Oct 2004 Dear Ura Sole i am so sorry that i can not trust you again pls i we like to look for some one ok thanks BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 Mrs Aida, What are you on about now? I have already told you that Ura is away until tomorrow but you continue to write to her. If you are no longer interested, tell her that when she gets back. Although I imagine that she will be disappointed that you have messed her around, since she has all the money ready to pay into the account. I'd be fuming were it me. I am sure Ura will get back to you when she can be bothered. Good day, Bobby Shaftoe AIDA SESESEKO Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 Subject: mrs aida dear brother i am not live her i am: not happy because i take her as a sister i belive that i she want to live office let her tell me that she is live the office that is why i am not happy with her ok . i am with her now ok i am wating for her thanks mrs aida URA R SOLE Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 Granny Aida, Hello sweet, this is Ura, back from my important business meeting. You may be interested to hear that Bobby is on stress leave as a result of your e-mails of the past week. I hope you are pleased with yourself. Blinking flip, woman, you must learn that my life does not revolve around you. I may well be called to meetings at short notice. Bobby is quite capable of handling messages whilst I am away. What is all this I hear about you wanting to call off this transaction? I have the money ready for the transfer but now I am unsure whether you want it or not. If not, I will give it to Bobby to spend on cigarettes and pic n' mix sweets. I hope you have some good answers, granny. Write soon. Kind Regards, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 Subject: I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT Dear sister thanks for your mail . i am very happy that you are back in the office this is why i am not happy with you is because you liver the office with out tell me i belive that be and you are one if you want to live the office email me and tell me sister that you are so sorry that you are live the office for some so that i we know . and you have to know that what we are talikng about is money not food this is money that all my famliys want to use and have a good life with it and see you as one of us ok . ok pls forgive me for the world i am still sending you the accaount number that you are going to use to make the payment today pls as soon as you make the payment from you bank pls send me by attachment the receipt of your payment from you bank so that i can go with the receipt to the company ok and the amount is $8,750 us dallers ok THIS IS THE NAME OF THE BANK WERE YOU ARE GOING TO USE TO PAYMENT THE MONEY BY ACCOUNT TODAY. BANK OF AFRICAN -DAKAR SENEGAL NO 4 LEOPOLD SEDAR SENEGAL ACC NO 02502510017 ACC NAME MUSTAPHA AMIN SWFFCODE AFRSNDK FOR THE FORIGN OPERATION OFFICER DAKAR SENEGAL PLS DEAR USE THIS NAME AND THE ACCOUNT NUMBER TO MAKE THE PAYMENT TODAY. THANKS MRS AIDA URA R SOLE Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 Gypsy Aida, I am just leaving the office for a couple of minutes to go to the toilet. Thanks sweet, Ura R Sole URA R SOLE Date: Sat, 30 Oct 2004 Subject: Back from toilet Hello again Aida Rose, I am now back in the office having returned from the toilet. I understand Bobby asked you for some information in an e-mail last week. Please could you send this to us, sweet, rather than just ignore us. Leaving the office again now to pay your money. Love and kisses Ura (Aida sends us a photo of herself and her late husband...) URA R SOLE Date: Sun, 31 Oct 2004 Subject: Re: see the attachment photo here Hello Granny, Just received the photo of you and your late husband, sweet. Yahoo delivered it to my bulk mail folder, which I think speaks volumes. Please, ma'am, we do not yet have all the information on you that we require. Please let us know your favourite colour. I have been informed that the bank transfer is currently in progress and I will keep you updated with the latest news. From my heart, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 Subject: favourite colour Dear Beloved Sister, Compliment of the day to you, how are you and your family I hope they are all fine? I am in receipt of your mail I understood all you have written but I am a bit confussed as regardes about the favourite colour I will like you to implore me what you mean by the favourite colour, and I think you you have seen my pic, and I would like you to send me a copy of the payment slip so that I will forward it to the Security company for payment confirmation. I will stop here awaiting your urgent response Regards mrs aida URA R SOLE Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 Hello Mrs Aida, Thank you for your message, sweet. The money is currently in the "transfer process". My bank manager says that all being well it should be with you by the end of this week. We will have a receipt for you by then so don't fret, Gypsy Rose. Favourite colour means the colour you like best, my sweet. Yknow, like red, yellow, pink and green. Purple and orange and blue. By the way, are you being played by a different actor these days? God bless, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 Subject: MY BEST COLOUR My belove sister thanks for that i want to tell you that RED IS MY BEST COLOUR THANKS MRS AIDA URA R SOLE Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 Hello Granny, Thank you for confirming RED as your best colour, my sweet. That information will be very useful as Bobby Shaftoe is currently compiling a pie chart of people's favourite colours. What is the next step in this business transaction, gypsy? Is there anything we can be doing whilst the money is transferring? From my heart Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 Subject: Dear sister Dear sister thanks for your mail. i belive in what you told me that the money that you pay in that accaount is going to be in that accaount by this week end as you have said. sister i we like you to look for a good business that you are going to help us put the money into. i we like you to help me look for a good school for my children my son son like law and my second son like enginer so i belive that you are going to help my son and look for a good school. and i we like you to help us look for a house that we can buy . and for me you we are going to do join business togetter. thanks mrs aida AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 Subject: WHAT IS GOING ON Dear sister how are you today i ave not hear from you agaon todaywhat is going on over there with you hope all is well mrs aida URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 Hello granny, Worry not, old dear, I am still here. I have just been busy looking into possible schools for your sons and business investments for your goodself, my sweet. Not long now until the money will be transferred to your account. Now then, I got an e-mail today from someone at that security company you mentioned. Not from Mike Smith though, from some bloke called Ahmed something-or-other? What's that all about, eh? Is this your doing? Seems he's talking about transactions similar to yours... How do you do, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 Subject: I am withyou Dear sister pls i do not know who is ahmed from the sec company. pls if any one email you do not email the person back pls . you can see that we are doing our best to see that this money have been sent out from this african call senegal pls my lovering sister what you are going to do now is you have to call your bank and ask there when this money is going to be in the accaount of the company pls we do not have time again pls as a told you if any boby email you tell you any thing about me or my children pls do not email the person back . here in african some people can kill just because of money pls you are the only one that is keep us here I belive that if the money that you pay in to the company account is there in that accaount today I belive that by sunday the truck box is going to be in your contact address that you are going to send to me ok. i am with you all the time pls. pls i need your phone number and your home address ok thanks mrs aida URA R SOLE Date: Sat, 6 Nov 2004 Hello granny, Ahmed is from the same security company as Mike Smith, although unlike Smith, he actually e-mails people. Maybe we should deal with this man? The money transfer should be complete by the end of this weekend, poppet. Please let me know when it arrives with you. When do we get our money? Cheers me dears Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sun, 7 Nov 2004 Subject: WHY Dear sister pls sister i want to the company and tell the company that you have sent the money but the company mr mike smith ask me the recpet that you use to make the payment so that the are going to know that you have pay the money to the bank accaount of the company. i have ask you many time that i need your phone number and you do not want to ive me that why. pls money is not the frist now what i need from you is trust ok if the company get the money that you send in which address that the company is going to use to send the box to you ? PLS I NEED ALL THOSE THING AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 Subject: WHY Dear i want to let you know that the bank said that you do not pay any money to the accaount that i gave to you. pls pls pls why are you doing this to me why URA R SOLE Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 Hello Aida, Quit ya moaning, sweet. The bank is at fault, not me. I went to see them today to give them a good wigging. Anyway, it turns out the payment has been put on hold because they regard it as suspicious. Apparently, people abroad have been using bank money transfer as a means of defrauding people in our own country. The bank have said that they are willing to transfer the money, but only if they have proof that the transaction is secure. Anyway, what they require is: - Your ORIGINAL passport, birth certificate or driver's licence. Alternatively, you may supply a topless photograph. - Your car keys - Payment from yourself of $100 US I think these requirements sound unreasonable, but apparently we'll get the things back as soon as the transfer has taken place. I pointed out to them that you were unlikely to have a car but would they listen? So what I will do is give them my own keys. Also, I imagine it will be difficult for you to pay $100 at this time. What I will do is pay half the fee myself and ask you for just $50. Write back soon, Aida. Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 Subject: fuck you fuck you URA R SOLE Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 Subject: Re: fuck you Hello granny, My goodness! That's no way to speak to a lady! What have I done to deserve such rudeness? I think you owe me more of a detailed explanation, sweet... Regards Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 Subject: Re: fuck you can i use that you do not have mother and you are playing with your mother fuck you again for telling all me time for anything URA R SOLE Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 Subject: Re: fuck you Hello granny, That made no sense, poppet. Maybe you could get that other person to write your e-mails for you again, as they were actually capable of writing in proper sentences. I am still waiting for an explanation for this sudden outburst of rudeness, big lady. Good day, Ura R Sole (Despite her rudeness, Aida decides to have another go...) AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 Subject: thanks dear if you can not go to western union money and send the money today there forget about me ok let me and my children die has you want to now to die. tell the western union money office that you are sending moeny to your sister in african so that you sister and her children can use the money to buy for a air tick to london any were that you can tell there thanks aida URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 Hello Aida, I am truely astounded that someone who only recently told me to fuck off is now asking for money from me again. Clearly you have no shame, sweet. Once you have apologised, I may decide to help you. Get back to me soon, gypsy. Regards, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 Subject: PLS PLS FORGIVE Dear sister pls i am asking you forgiveness pls i am so bed that I am not happy bagain with my life pls sister i am asking you forgive in jesus name pls do not trut your back from me pls i am like a child befor you asking for forgive pls. thanks aida PLS PLS FORGIVE URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 Hello Aida, Your pathetic grovelling has been noted, though if you think that will suffice as an apology, you are very much mistaken. You will receive your money as soon as I receive a PROPER apology. Regards Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 11 Nov 2004 Subject: LETTER OF APOLOGY Dear Ura LETTER OF APOLOGY THIS IS MY LETTER OF APOLOGY TO Ura R Sole ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS APOLOGY FOR WHAT THAT I HAVE SAID TO YOU WHICH IS NOT GOOD AS A PERSON WITH ME AND MY FAMLIY ARE ASKING FOR YOU FORGIVE FOR THIS THAT I HAVE DO WHICH IS NOT GOOD AS I MOTHER . WITH THIS APOLOGY NOW I CAN NOT DO THAT OR SAID ANYTHING THAT IS GOOD TO YOU AGAIN IN MY LIFE TIME THANKS MRS AIDA DOO FOR THE FAMILYS URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 Hello Aida, I want a PROPER apology. Regards Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 Subject: dear go with you money let me have my pace dear go with you money let me have my pace URA R SOLE Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 Subject: Re: dear go with you money let me have my pace Hello Aida, I will not forget about your colourful language outburst that easily, sweet. The money is waiting for you, but I want a PROPER APOLOGY rather than a few poxy e-mails. A gift of some sort perhaps? A tin of danish butter cookies would suffice... Thanks poppet. Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 Subject: I apologize to you Dear Ura R Sole I apologize to you and to for what i said to you that is not good as a mother . pls forgive and forget pls pls thanks mrs Aida URA R SOLE Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 Hello Mrs Aida, Yes, yes, heard it all before, sweet. I do not wish to hear any further nonsense about you not having been good as a mother. Writing 'fuck you' in e-mails has little to do with your parenting skills. I sincerely hope, however, that you did not type that particular message in front of the children. As soon as you provide a PROPER APOLOGY, I will gladly go to the Western Union office to make payment. Regards, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 pls call my son with this number 00221 6680399 his name is john pls call him now URA R SOLE Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 Hello Aida, Why do you want me to call your son? This is your own mess and you are quite capable of getting yourself out of it. All it takes is a simple apology yet still you decide to complicate matters... Write soon, aida1am. Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 Subject: GOOD NEWS Dear i want to tell you that the truck box has sent to london this morring and the company told me that befor the are going to give you the truck box that you are going to pay 46,000 us dallers because you do not pay the money that the ask you to ay here in senegal. the truck box have live from senegal to uk URA R SOLE Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 Dear Aida Yeah, like I really care. Has my PROPER APOLOGY been sent to London too or is that still in Senegal, big lady? Ta, Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 Subject: i need your phone number i need your phone number URA R SOLE Date: Tue, 16 Nov 2004 Subject: Please do not send e-mails where the message is exactly the same as the title. Please do not send e-mails where the message is exactly the same as the title. URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 18 Nov 2004 Hello granny, Why have we not heard from you recently, poppet? Your rudeness is truely astounding. Do you want my help or not? Regards Ura R Sole URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 Subject: Western Union Good day Aida, I have not heard from you for a couple of days, sweet. It's so unlike you, maybe people have been downloading warez and browsing porn on the refugee camp computer, and so everyone's been banned from using it. Do you still want me to pay the money at Western Union or what? Sort it out, big lady. Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 Subject: SORRY sister i am so so rry to email you now why because i was sick thanks AIDA URA R SOLE Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 Hello Aida Excuses, excuses! In what way were you ill? Have you obtained a doctor's certificate or a note from Mum? Let me know, big lady. Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sat, 20 Nov 2004 Subject: THANKS AND GOD BLESS Dear my sister thanks for you mail i am ok now only that the water that we use to take here in the camp is not good but I thank God today that i am ok. i am with you pls i want you to be help me and ask God to save our soul here in senegal. pls when are you sending the money by western union thanks MRS AIDA URA R SOLE Date: Mon, 22 Nov 2004 Hello Aida, Sigh... clearly the refugee camp needs to get its priorities in order. Why on Earth did they choose to invest in a computer with full Internet access over a fresh water supply? I would be grateful if you could pass on my concerns to senior management. I would be interested in hearing their response. Don't think I've forgotten about your outburst of rudeness, sweet. You still have to give a proper apology before I will go anywhere near the Western Union office, poppet. Do not think that just because you are ill for a few days that I will feel sympathy for you and let you off BECAUSE I WON'T Still waiting. Regards Ura R Sole BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 Dear Mrs Aida, This is Bobby Shaftoe, secretary to Ura R Sole. Ura is off sick at the moment and so I have been put in charge of answering her e-mails. Maybe she's caught that thing that you had? I would be grateful if you could give me an update on how your business with Ura is progressing so that I may assist you during her absence. Regards Bobby Shaftoe - secretary to Ura R Sole -------------------------- This e-mail may contain confidential information. If you have received this e-mail in error, please delete it from your computer and notify the sender. The views expressed in this e-mail are those of the sender and may not represent those of Soul Intentions Ltd. This e-mail has been checked for all known viruses. Except those that do really severe damage to your computer, which we frankly hope you'll catch anyway. BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 Subject: URGENT Dear Mrs Aida, Please could you confirm the information required for the money transfer (amount, who to etc) as I wish to make payment at the Western Union office today. Thank you, Bobby (Payment being made today? Suddenly Ada's interested again...) AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 Subject: I AM SO SORRY Dear Bobby i am so sorry to email email my son was sick and i am been looking after him. pls the amount that you need to send is only $8,750 us dallers and the name that you are going to use to send the money is MANASSEH UZONDU ADDRESS 87 YOFF DAKAR SENEGAL PLS Bobby HELP AND SAVE OUR SOUL OK THANKS AIDA BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 Dear Mrs Aida, I am sorry to hear about your son's illness. What has been the matter with him? It has not been a good week, what with yourself, your son and Ura all being ill. What a coincidence! Ura phoned me at the office this morning and she sounds much better than she did a couple of days ago. She was keen to know what the senior management at the refugee camp had to say with regard to the fresh water supply versus Internet connection, so please let her know. Our Western Union office is suspicious of the transaction we need to carry out. Might I suggest we meet with you and give you the money in person? Regards Bobby Shaftoe AIDA SESESEKO Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 Subject: I AM SO SORRY ok i am in dakar i am waiting BOBBY SHAFTOE Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 Mrs Aida, I think you're going to have to be a little more specific. Bobby Shaftoe AIDA SESESEKO Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 Subject: SEE THE ATTACHMENT SEE THE ATTACHMENT (Aida sends an animated gif file of some hands flicking through some money. The gif is titled "mylatefatherwiththemoney") URA R SOLE Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 Hello granny, I have just returned from my period of illness. Bobby has kept me up to date with the latest developments. As you are aware, Western Union have been rather arsey with us so unless you can make other arrangements, we will have to travel out and see you. How does that sound, poppet? Thank you for the attachment you sent me. I generally wouldn't touch attachments sent by you with a barge poll, but when I saw it was a picture of you late father (or at least his hands) I decided to make an exception. That is a great party trick! How did he manage to flick through a wad of dollar (or should I say daller) bills like that? He must have got annoyed when looking at books, however, having to read the same words every time he turned the page... We would like a full size image of your late father doing his party piece. Good day Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 Subject: GOOD NEWS MY SON IN LONDON UK NOW SO HE NEED YOUR NUMBER TO CALL YOU AND TELL YOU WERE HE IS NOW URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 Hello Aida, The arrangement was that we would meet you in Senegal, missy. What is all this talk about London? We are still waiting for that picture of your late father and the address of the refugee camp, poppet. G'day, Ura R Sole (Aida gets a little cheeky in her next e-mail - check out the address she's given. But the joke's on her. Hee, hee) AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2004 Subject: 87 mugu rd dakar you have to meet me son frist i we he to know you very well befor your people can come down here in Senegal this is the address in senegal here 87 mugu rd dakar Senegal URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 3 Dec 2004 Subject: Re: 87 mugu rd dakar Hello Aida, You already know myself and Shaftoe well enough for us to visit you in Senegal, do you not? Whereabouts in London is your son anyway? Thank you for supplying details of the refugee camp but we need a full address, sweet, and a map of how to find it. Bobby did a search for 87 Mugu Road on Microsoft Autoroute Express, but it did not return any results - perhaps we do not have the latest version? I look forward to receiving the map and that photo of your late father. Don't forget now... Later, Ura R Sole (Ada's next e-mail's a little strange...) AIDA SESESEKO Date: Fri, 3 Dec 2004 Subject: 87 mugu rd dakar if you can not meet my son and pay the money to him there forget it you are a nigrian 419 that went to eat our money URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 3 Dec 2004 Hello Aida, What is a 'Nigrian 419'? I dont understand, love. We can meet your son, but you have given no indication of where in London we might find him. We want to see you as well as your son. Why will you not provide a map? Do you want my help or not, sweet? You say you want the money, but you make it extremely difficult for me to give it to you. Write soon, Ura R Sole URA R SOLE Date: Tue, 7 Dec 2004 Subject: Meeting your son Hello poppet, Can you tell us where we need to meet your son to pay the money? I have not heard from you for a few days and am wondering if you have lost interest... Regards Ura R Sole ----------------------------- The contents of this e-mail may be confidential. If you are not the intended recipient, then please delete the message and notify the sender. You might want to have a quick read of the message first though. No one will ever know. URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 Subject: Hello Where have you gone my darling? Are you OK? Regards Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 go and send the money stond take my time ok URA R SOLE Date: Thu, 9 Dec 2004 Hello Aida, I do not understand your message, love. What is going on? Am I meeting your son in London and if so where? I am beginning to think you are no longer serious about this business, granny. Why are you making it so difficult for me to pay the money? Love and kisses Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 dear my son is back here in senegal because you do not want to give us your phone number so he can call you and he is for london for 1 week and 5 days and his back ins enegal because he do not have the money to pay for hotel in uk london again this is all that you are causeing for me famliys why. if you cans end find a way and send the money down here in senegal pls forget and me and i am not going to see you in your come down in Senegal URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 Hello Aida, Blinking flip woman, why do you always try and blame me for your actions? Had you told me where in London your son had been staying, the money would have been paid by now. What is your son doing spending his money on holidays to London when his poor mother is stuck in a rufugee camp with a dirty water supply? Did he not think that it might have been nice to use the money to help his mum, the one who brought him into this world, raised him and made him into the man he is today? Ungrateful sod. I have explained to you that our Western Union office will not accept the payment, sugar. Our only option now is for me to meet you in Senegal to give you the money personally. Please, I need a map showing how to get to Mugu Road. Where is it in relation to the nearest airport? Write soon, big lady. Ura R Sole AIDA SESESEKO Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 Ura R Sole i want to let you know that you have to go to spain with the money because the sec company is closed for the year this sunday and i have told the company to make the shippment of the box to spain so i need your phone number so that i can sent it to people in spain as soon as hthe box of the money in spain so that you can go to spain ineed your phone number aida URA R SOLE Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 Hello Granny, Isn't the trunk box currently in London? What are you wanting to send it to Spain for, love? Bloody hell, that trunk box is becoming more well travelled than Michael Palin. Sending it to Spain will be added expense and hassle for both of us. It makes sense to keep it in London so I can get to it easily, gypsy Aida. I'm sure the security company will be happy to see me in London. I still wish to meet up with you in Senegal at some stage, big lady. You keep harping on about me giving you a phone number, but you have yet to supply me with a map showing how to get to the refugee camp in Mugu Road. Our taxi driver needs to know the route from the airport. Gimmee a map and I'll give you a phone number. Write soon - we need to get things moving. Love and kisses Ura R Sole MAILER-DAEMON MAILER-DAEMON@yahoo.com Date: 10 Dec 2004 Subject: Failure notice Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. <aida1am@yahoo.com>: 64.157.4.78 failed after I sent the message. Remote host said: 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account (aida1am@yahoo.com) [-5] - mta151.mail.sc5.yahoo.com (Lost her...) |