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LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/4/2003 22:14:19 -0500
From: "Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc."
To: dr.ezejohn@koko.com
Subject: Your-a email
Hallo Mr. John, it's me, Luigi ! Luigi Mario !
I got your-a email that starta with...
"I am Dr. Eze John an ex-executive staff of the Mobil Oil Nigeria
Limited, I got your contact from a business Directory. I seek your
assistance to transfer $14.3million Dollars into a foreign Account."
I do not-a unnerstand why you contact-a a plumbery about-a Soudafrica
and eloctrimachenical, or millionsadollars. I am justa plumbar. I work-
a on pipes.
Do you have some-a kind ouv plumbery work for us ? If youa wanna to
talk to my brother, Mario, de owner-a, he is-a not in rightanow... He
isa at "Koopa Resort", and I donno when he coma back-a. Not in a long-a
while, probabile.
So pleasse explain-a what this is allabout, capiche ?
--
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc.
3 Paper Av., Toadstool
Nintendo Island
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
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Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 10:45:28 +0100
Dear Mario,
Could you please give my mail to your brother?I am sure he would
understand the contennt better.
Thanks
Dr.Eze John
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/5/2003 10:14:28 -0500
I unnderstand-a content. I donot know about-a millionsadollars. I am a
plumbar. I work-a on PIPES not dollars. But I askdya to email-a back,
to tell-a me morre.
Youa need to shed-a some light on da modalites, capiche ?
My brother, Mario, isa at "Koopa Resort". He wonna be back for a long-a
time, probabile. I am ina charge-a of de finences. But I need-a
modalites.
--
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc.
3 Paper Av., Toadstool
Nintendo Island
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
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Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 07:55:25 +0100
Dear Luigi Mario,
Thanks for your mail and for your willingness to assist me with this
transaction.
Like I explained ealier, My friend, Mr. Obi was the one who deposited
the consignment on my behalf and gave me the confirmation of th trunk,
right now as i am writing you I have with me all the necessary document
regarding this transaction so I am sure of 100% hitch and riskfree in
this transaction.
I need you to assist me in going to the security company to collect the
consignment on my behalf with the necessary document that will enable
you make the claim.
What I need from you to proceed is your personal details such as your
name in full, contact address, age, occupation, telephone and fax
numbers for easy communication, as soon as I received these information
from you I will then secure an AFFIDAVIT on your behalf sent to you and
the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT for the consignment that will enable you
make the claim on my behalf.
Thereafter I will give you the contact of the security company to
contact them for more clearification on how to come.
I will be waiting for your urgent response to this mail.
Thanks and God bless,
Regards,
Dr. Eze John.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/6/2003 01:53:09 -0500
Subject: De informatione you request-a
Gratias for your-a explanation, but stilla no modalites. I am sure-a
you will-a get to it when-a necessare.
I do nota unnerstand dis "consignment" and why you need-a plumbar to
get moneys ? It isa misterri.
Here isa the informatione you request-a :
NAME : LUIGI MARIO
CONTACT ADDRESS : It isa in signatoure. That isa address of plumbery.
AGE : 35
OCCUPATION : Plumbar
TELEPHONE : This isa NINTENDO ISLAND. We do nota have phone-a lines to
the mainaland. We have-a remote internat, mail, buta no phone.
FAX : We use-a online fax service-a from America. De numbar is 709 238
5473. Sometimes ita works, sometimes-a not works.
I hada rough-a day. There-a was a leek on a waterapipe becausav three
goombas I had to fight-a off. You probabily do nota know GOOMBAS. They
ara indiganeus to Nintendo-a Island. They-a look lika gopher, but
vicious creaturre. Thatisa what it isa to live on sucha desolate place-
a, Mr. John. But witha mushroom to give-a me strength, those-a goombas
arenota so tough !
Tell-a me Mr. John, do you evar partake-a ov the good-a mushroom ? Me
and my brotha find-a very helpful to get the energy to deal-a with
pests. Ita seems to give us some-a... howa do you say... statoure.
Your-a name is dimly familiar, yea ? Do you nota have a cousin-a
named "Papa" ?
I will-a wait for your clareficiction anda contact, anda "AFFIDAVIT"
anda "CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT".
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Date: 8/6/2003 20:36:09 +0100
Subject: Waiting for your urgent reply
Dear Luigi Mario,
How are you today? I recieved your mail and the informations well noted.
The consignment I am talking about is my money in a box deposited by my
partner Mr. Obi. You are to tell me when you will be ready to go to the
security company in Europe (Switzerland) for the collection of the
consignment.
This is the telephone number of the security offical to be contacted:
41-795326190 his name is Anthony Oxby, please contact him for more
clearification on how to claim this fund.
["Anthony Oxby" is the same Lad whom Dr Eze John wanted Gimli to contact, but he never managed to get the dimwitted and stubborn Gimli to follow through.]
Note: this has to be kept within your self until the money is out and I
will send you by attachment those documents that will enable claim the
fund on my behalf. Since you dont have phone, can I give you my number
so you can call me? let me know in your reply so that we can discuss
more and familiarise ourselves.
Luigi, you have to take this transaction serius because this is not a
child's play as this will make both of us rich.
Thanks and God Bless,
Waiting to hear from you.
Regards,
Dr. Eze John.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/6/2003 13:26:06 -0500
It isa good to hear-a from you. Letsa just say that-a being a star here
isa nice, but annoying-a somatimes. You know, it isa nice to talk toa
someone with whom-a I can just-a shoota de breeze.
So I will have-a to go to Swazerland ? That isa far away ! Expensive !
But-a I heard they make-a nice cheese-a, and watch, anda bank. Well, I
cannat travel righta now, I ama busy. It isa big goomba migartion right-
a now. My brother Mario isanot here-a to take-a care of de bisness
while-a I am away. He will-a come back maybe next-a week, then-a we can
talkabout it.
I can nota wait-a to show my brother whata we are-a doing ! Everyone-a
think I ama the assistant brother, that-a I ama second playar. That
will-a show him up a-fter all.
I dunnot-a know why you give-a me a phone numbar "41-795326190" (whatta
jumbele). Unless your-a offical isa on Nintendo Island, I cannot-a call
him. We do nota have LONG-DISTANCA LINES.
Finences are-a not child ploy, I a-gree ! Talkinga-bout child ploy, are-
a you a famely man, Mr. John ? You still-a did not answer me about a
Papa in your-a famely ? I have-a niece called MIA. She lives ina Japan
with her famely. I have-a lived ina Japan for more than-a ten years, it
isa where we became-a popular. They know-a us there as "Super" !
Mia isa nice gurl. They come-a here sometime, anda she say "when-a
grown up, I swim-a to here !". Then I say-a, "silly chile ! you will-a
drown !". Silly chile. But she isa the best.
Take-a it eze.
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
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Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 05:18:20 +0100
Dear Luigi,
Thanks for your urgent response, I understood your plight but you have to contact the security company first, since you can not call, I think email will be better for you so that you can write them to know if they can ship the consignment through courier servise to you.
Luigi, can you send like $200 to me so that I can send the documents live by DHL to you for you to have the original copy, please tell me?.
I dont have any body called papa, you said you have a family in japan? that is very nice, japan is a good place and I believe I will know your family after this transaction.
Thanks for your cooperation and God bless.
waiting, Regards,
Dr. Eze John.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/6/2003 22:07:37 -0500
Yes-a, email seems-a like oure best option. So you give-a me email
of "security company" ?
You say you want-a 200$ ? US ? I may-a dress in green, but I ama not
made of moneyes ! How much-a MONEY are we to-a get for helping you,
anyways ? Is ita more than 200$ ? US ? Can-a we get together on dat ?
As for-a the documentes, ita would be faster to send-a by attachemente,
yea ? Deliveries toa here are-a very, very slow. We don not-a do
business with-a other places usually, as you-a can see. We have-a more
than enough business at-a Nintendo Island !
Japan is great-a place to live. I have-a lived ina Japan for more than-
a ten years. People there-a crazsy on video game. When we were-a
younger, we were into-a video game industry fora while. People-a loved
it.
But we decided ona less stressful-a line of work, and we were-a already
plumbars, and oura branch of famely in Japan tell us about Nintendo
Island, nice-a place to live too, very-a small. We come-a here and
establish plumbary. We are now-a de royal plumbars ! It isa nice job,
if you-a like pipes and musharooms. De castle isa really big, used to
be-a military fort or whatevar. Looots of pipes, so big-a you can fit-a
thru them !
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
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Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 10:42:03 +0100
Dear Luigi,
Thanks, I understand you very well forget about the money since attachment will be better. You I like mushroom we eat it when I was in the village and I so much like the soup.
Luigi, this is the emaail address of the security company:
(swiss_offsorebank@financier.com) write them to know if there is any outlet near your country so that you caan go and collect this money.
The money involve is $14.3million Dollars and your own share is $2.8million for assisting me in collecting this money and every expenses you may come accrose will be paid back to you from this money, I am assuring you that you will not loose anything in assisting me.
Please write the security bank and get back to me.
Thanks and God bless.
Regards,
Dr. Eze John.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/7/2003 15:01:29 -0500
Subject: Mamma-mia !
MAMMA-MIA ! Millions ? Are-a you sure ? This isa quite the unexpected.
Perhaps it would-a be good to involve-a the royal famely fora
transarction of this magnetide. I have-a talked to de Princess of
Toadstool today and she was-a interested to help your-a plight. Please-
a do not be concerned about-a confidentiale, they are-a royal famely
after all. They have-a the power to help-a you.
I will tell-a the Princess to email-a you. Maybe she-a will, maybe she-
a not. Her real-a name is Penny Century. She is-a very regal and
admired. She helps-a chiles.
We tend-a to eat musharoomsa raw or cooked, but-a soup isa good too.
Nota onion-a soup though, it cuts-a de flavour. I learn-a that from
expirience.
Before I email-a "security company", should you not-a send me documents
I need ? Like AFFIDAVIT anda CERTIFICATE OF DECREPIT ? Please-a come
back toa me on dis as soon asa possibele.
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
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Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 08:10:59 +0100
Dear Luigi Mario,
I am happy for your mail, this is real and I pray God for things to work out fine for us, our life will change.
Please note that this is my life time opportunity and a time for your life to change, I do not want a situation whereby this money will go to a wrong hand, that to say, you should know the cain of poeple you talk to about this transaction for your security reasons bacause you don't know your enemy.
Ok, I will see what I can do today, so that by monday next week I will send to you these documents.
Meanwhile, you should be looking for an investment that is good in your area for me because after you collect this money I will like to come over to your country for investment please.
Please don't tell any other person eccecpt the princess, greet the princess for me, I pray I will see her one day.
Thanks and God bless you.
Hope to hear from you.
Dr.Eze John.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/8/2003 14:16:59 -0500
From: "Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc."
Subject: Investamintes
Hello Mr. John ! I ama glad you-a feel confident about this-a
transaction. I hope youa have a good-a weekends.
I can nota tell you how incredabile this all-a is. My brother Mario
will-a surely be surprised to learn-a what I havea been doing. Like I
said, I havea always been-a considered de "second player" ova the two
of us. Now that I can-a bring such prosparity to Nintendo Island, I
will-a be pupular also.
I do nota know why you-a would come here for investamintes. Nintendo
Island isa very small. We do not have-a much investamintes. Obviousely,
musharooms are-a good market, yea, for-a export. Also, other indiganeus
things-a like fire flowar, and the high-a qualitie Kuribo shoes.
Kuribo's have-a been making air shoes long-a before Nike !
Please-a make no worrie about-a de princess. As royaltie, she isa
reliable. She would-a not risk anything that-a would hurt reputettion,
you know howa it is.
--
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc.
3 Paper Av., Toadstool
Nintendo Island
PRINCESS PENNY CENTURY
To: The Doctor John Eze
Regarding: The funding for the money laundry
Buenaventura, Il Dottore!
I am having been contacted by my plumber who has to have been prostate
ata my feet requesting my audience. I give to him.
He is telling me information about children in Dark Africa who no have
the money for the money laundering. It makes me the saddended. I wear
many clothes and my workers in the mushroom farm have the clean
clothing, if one can be the seeing them under their biga hats.
I am interested to hear about the problem with the money Laundry. You
explain to me, I send you Royal Requenoitation and Fielty Oath
Contract. It very simple and only involve the basic most of
information. Then I see what I can do.
I am glad to see Luigi is to be the interest in the childrens. He not
so interested in his own. I am the look forward to your reply.
--
Most Very Sincerely Yours
Princess Penny Century
Chanterelle Castle
Kingdom of Nintendo, Nintendo Island
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Dear Princess Penny Century,
Thank you for your mail and your interest in this transaction.I would
like you to plz call the security company where i deposited the money
so that you can go there and claim the money for me just like mario
told you.I would like you to contact the security company in
switzerland through this phone number
0041-795326190.Call Mr.Anthony Oxby so that you can agree when you
would come to cash the money.
I will send you the certificate of deposit with which i deposited the
money with the company.I shall also send to you a copy of my
International passport so that you will know me better.
I await to hear from you.
Dr. Eze John.
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
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Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 15:54:41 +0100
Dear Mario,
This is my replymail to Prrincess
(encloses above note to Princess Penny Century)
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Received: from [80.1.65.72]
Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 16:29:15 +0100
Subject: SWISS AFFIDAVIT
X-Attachments: SWISS AFFIDAVIT.JPG;
This is the Affidavit for the claim
Dr. Eze John.
[NOTE FROM LUIGI : Here-a de scammer sent AFFIDAVID, with lotsa mistakes... attorney does nota know how to spell, yea ?]
PRINCESS PENNY CENTURY
Date: 8/09/2003 18:31:27 -0700
To: dr.ezejohn@koko.com
CC: marioplumber
Subject: Money Laundroment
To: Il Dottore Eze John
Regarding: Money Laundroment
I am still to not be the understand. I was of the idea I was to be
helping of the childrens. Now you are saying you are to be giving me
the moneys? And then you say you are in Switzerland? I am an
educationed bambina, Dottore. I am know that the children in
Switzerland are to be white and fat, and eat of the chocolate. Their
clothes are surely stained with the chocolate, but their very rich
parents own their own laundroments, as they are to be making fashion
watches and yodel records. You see? I am a funny!
I am still the interested in doing the business if it is of benefit to
my peoples. Please to send me your picture so I may determine your
trustworthiness. I know my faces, Dottore. I can see the deceit in the
eyes. I am have been educated in philonomy, the extensive study of
facial expression. I can be tell you if you are married, if you are the
like spaghetti, and if you are the good witch, or the bad witch. I am
good to find the wife for people, except the Luigi, who is to be much
too ugly.
I am to be sitting on the edge of my throne,
The Princess Penny Century. (Please to call me Penny.)
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/9/2003 20:08:05 -0500
To: dr.ezejohn@koko.com
Subject: Re: SWISS AFFIDAVIT
Thank-a you for the AFFIDAVID.
But there is-a mistakes. Our-a address is not "3 Paper Avenue
Toadstools Ninetedo Island". The name-a de city is "Toadstool" and the
island is called "Nintendo" not-a "Ninetedo". Can you correct-a dis as
soon asa possibele ?
Also do nota forget to send CERFITICATE OF DECREPIT so I can-a
contact "security company". We must-a not waste too much-a time, as
time isa the moneys, as we say-a.
I ama glad you are talking-a to de princess. She seems-a interested,
yea ? As we say-a, "the more, the marrier". I talked-a to her today and
she was-a commenting on how well this isa all-a going. I invited her
toa dinner so we can-a discuss de finalitation. But it all depend-a on
your-a work.
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
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Date: Sun, 10 Aug 2003 18:47:44 +0100
Dear Luigi,
How are you today?
I can see the mistakes, sorry, I will go to the attorney to correct it and send back to you.
Since you have the email address of the security company, you can write them so that we can get reply from them soom.
This is the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT. please print it and keep it carefully.
I will send a message to the princess now.
Hope to hear from you soon.
[NOTE FROM LUIGI : Certificate of decrapit, no mistake. Security bureaucrat spell better than de attorney ? This is mystery of NGEARIA.]
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/10/2003 16:40:19 -0500
To: swiss_offsorebank@financier.com
Subject: Dear-a Security Company
Dear-a Security Company,
It's me, Luigi ! Luigi Mario !
I ama writing-a you in de name of Dr. EZE JOHN, who hasa deposited a
trunk to your-a company in Novembar 2002. I ama de benafeciery of this-
a trunk.
Please-a send official, legal confirmation of de TRUNK and-a its
contents, so we can-a proceed as fast as possibele.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/10/2003 16:51:03 -0500
To: dr.ezejohn@koko.com
Subject: Re: Thanks
Thank-a you for CERTRIFICATE OF DECRAPIT. I have-a contacted "security
company". I will keep-a you updated, yea ?
Make sure to haggle-a prices with your-a lawyer, because he sure-a did
a crappy job. Then-a finda-nother lawyer.
CREDIT SWISS OFF-SHORE BANK
From: "Credit Swiss off-shore bank" [swiss_offsorebank@financier.com]
Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2003 03:17:36 -0500
X-Originating-Ip: 216.139.185.55
X-Originating-Server: ws1-8.us4.outblaze.com
Dear Mr. mario luigi,
This is in acknowledgement of your mail requesting to know about dr. John Eze's family treasure valued $14.3m with us.
We have equally recieved affidavit of claim in your favour Luigi Mario,
Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc.
3 Paper Av., Toadstools
Ninetedo Island .
We would be oblige to know when you will come to lay claims on the consignment so that we will tell you what should be required from you before we can handle this consignment to you in Switzerland.
Thanks,
Anthony Oxby
Security Officer.
41 795326190
cc, Protocol Officer
Michael collins
41 792735276
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Received: from [80.1.65.72]
Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2003 10:01:30 +0100
Subject: Waiting
Dear Luigi,
How are today? I recieved your mail.
The attorney said that the mistake you saw can not be changed, and that is the truth because this AFFIDAVIT is with the FEDERAL HIGH COURT and a copy is with the security company already so I see it at none meaningful something.
Please since you have send a message to the security company they will reach you ant times from now, and keep me update.
Thanks, Send my greeting to the Princess.
Regards,
Dr. Eze John.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/11/2003 17:18:39 -0500
Subject: What-a stupid lawyer
Dear-a Eze,
Like-a I said, you need-a to fire that-a stupid lawyer. He makes
mistake ona AFFIDAVID and now can not-a correct it ! This may-a make
things more-a difficult. I am not-a sure where you-a see it (where
is "none meaningful something" ? Is that in-a Africa ?), but I will-a
trust your-a good juggment.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/11/2003 17:35:20 -0500
To: "Credit Swiss off-shore bank" [swiss_offsorebank@financier.com]
Subject: Re: Security Company
Dear Mr. OXBI
Please-a note that Mr. Eze's stupid-a lawyer made mistakes on address,
yea ? See my signatore. I am-a surrounded by incompetance.
Now, you did not send-a proof that you have de TRUNK and-a its
contents. And-a why can you not-a send TRUNK here ?
This isa not difficult business. You have-a something that isa mine. I
am ready toa coperate with you, but make-a some effort.
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Dear Princess Penny ,
How are you today? hope fine.
Please I noticed that there was a mistake in the mail I sent to you
last time, I wrote 9 percent instead of 20 percent, please take note it
is 20 percent not 9 percent ok.
Extend my greetings to Luigi though I have written him.
Hope to hear from you soon and God bless.
Regards,
Dr. Eze John.
PRINCESS PENNY CENTURY
To: Eze "Papa" John
Il Dottore! Boniface!
I am happy to be hearing from you. I am saddended that I am to be
advised not to be the working on the moneys. I was being reminded that
I cannot count past my toes. HA! I am still funny, no? I have the man
for you. He is my Royal Treasurer, Senor Vincent Muscaria. He emails at
muscaria@xxxxxxxxxxxxx. He be email to you the soon.
It is to be true that every August I am kidnapped by the "Koopa," as
part of Festival de Linguini. He take me to The Tower for mudwrap,
manicure, and Macaroni. I must ready myself for the pressing of the
olives. Only my feet will do, as they are several times larger than
most of the ladies here.
Arrivacini, Il Dottore, and good fortune for us both.
--
Most Very Sincerely Yours
Princess Penny Century
CREDIT SWISS OFF-SHORE BANK
From: "Credit Swiss off-shore bank" [swiss_offsorebank@financier.com]
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 04:30:08 -0500
Subject: Details
X-Originating-Ip: 216.139.185.55
X-Originating-Server: ws1-6.us4.outblaze.com
Dear Luigi Mario,
Thank you for your mail.
Please notify us your readiness to come switzerland to lay claim on your consignment .
Also be inform you have to come with the sum of TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS($10,500USD) as handling and clearing charges to our office.
Also, inform us your date of arrival to enable us make adequate arrangement to attend to your request.
Call the operation manager mr. collins michael on this nbr:41 792735276, for further directives.
Oxby
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/12/2003 16:43:15 -0500
To: "Credit Swiss off-shore bank"
Subject: Re: Details
Dear Mr. OXBI
I am already ready toa go to Swazerland, but you are-a not answering my
question. I think-a there is problem ? I know you want-a me to come to
SWAZERLAND. But I ama not going to blow thousandsadollars on transaport
without being-a sure you are de right person, yea ? From here to Japan,
from Japan to Swazerland, long way, expansive, yea ? So I need some-a
proof.
Please-a send me picture or certificate so we can-a proceed quickly.
--
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc.
3 Paper Av., Toadstool
Nintendo Island
It looks like Luigi is going to do some travelling. Of course, you just know there's gonna be trouble...
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Date: 8/12/2003 09:16:16 +0100
Subject: Re: not a stupid lawyer
Dear Luigi,
Like I told you in my last mail that you shouldn't worry over this thing, surposing it's your name that could have been a case but this is from your address and the pronousiation is the same, and like you said he knew that and he said it is from the typist becaue he can not do such silly mistake so please accept it since the same document is with the security company.
Please inform me of any message from the security company and tell me when you will be going to Switzerland to collect this money.
Waiting to hear from you soon and God bless.
Regards,
Dr. Eze John.
CREDIT SWISS OFF-SHORE BANK
Date: 8/13/2003 03:21:19 -0500
Subject: Attachment(cert)
Dear mr. Luigi mario,
As requested , below is the deposit certificate.
Anthony Oxby
CREDIT SWISS OFF-SHORE BANK
Date: 8/13/2003 05:23:39 -0500
dear mr.Luigi mario,
As requested , this the attachment below of the affidavit of claim and change of beneficiary in your favour.
Do inform us your date of arrival asap.
Oxby
cc Michael Collins 41 792735276.
Operation manager
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/13/2003 18:19:10 -0500
To: "Credit Swiss off-shore bank" [swiss_offsorebank@financier.com]
Subject: Thank-a you
Dear Mr. OXBI
Thank-a you for proofs. It isa too bad a picture of de trunk was not
availabile, but I guess I will-a see it for myaself !
Unfortunateye, I cannot-a give you detail right-a now for SWAZERLAND.
As youa know, I work for this plumbery, which isa me and my brother,
Mario. But I am alone because Mario isa at "Koopa Resort", and has not
yet-a come back. He isa off to save de princess, who wasa kidnapped for
de FESTIVAL DE LINGUINI. I can-a not leave right-a now because we are
right in de middle of a goomba migartione. It is hard-a work. I have
been knee-a-deep in goombas every day. I have-a tooth marks on elbows.
Nasty creaturre, they are.
I must-a get my friend Toad (that isa what we call him) to re-place me.
If Toad says-a yea, then I will-a buy tickets as soon as possibele. But
you have toa realize I can nota drop work just likea that, in our-a
bussiest period.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/13/2003 18:22:24 -0500
Dear Eze John,
Thank-a you for your-a reassouranche.
I can nota leave for SWAZERLAND right-a now because, as I told-a you, I
am alone in this-a period of great-a work. My brother, Mario, is still
ata "Koopa Resort" because he must-a save the Princess for FESTIVAL DE
LINGUINI. I must ask my friend-a Toad (that isa what we call him) if he
can-a re-place me. If this isa possibele, then I will leave for
SWAZERLAND.
I can-a smell de monayes !
CREDIT SWISS OFF-SHORE BANK
Date: 8/14/2003 03:12:54 -0500
Subject: Re: Thank-a you
Dear Sir,
We are there to serve you as soon as u are ready to redeem your consignment.
Thanks.
Oxby.
VINCENT MUSCARIA
Date: 8/15/2003 22:41:56 -0700
To: dr.ezejohn@koko.com
Honored sir.
I was directed to contact you by Her Royal Highness, Princess Penny
Century. She informed me that you are proposing some sort of business
venture involving large sums of money. As guardian of financial affairs
for the Royal family, it is my duty to seek information from you on her
behalf.
Please forward any details of this transaction to me at this address.
We will give them our utmost attention. You may also be assured of our
discretion in this matter and require the same from you if we are to
proceed.
--
Vincent A. Muscaria
Royal Treasurer
Chanterelle Castle
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Date: 8/16/2003 14:41:07 +0100
Subject: Re: De informatione you request-a
Dear Luigi,
Please confirm if you know about this mail and tell me what to what to do because the deposit cert and affidavit of claim / change of beneficiary.
Dr . eze
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/16/2003 20:39:30 -0500
I do not-a know what you and-a de princess or her trasurer are-a doing.
Mr. Muscaria is toa be trusted, he isa trusted advisor to de princess.
Mya friend Toady has agreed toa re-place me. I will try to buy-a
tickets monday.
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Date: 8/18/2003 09:10:54 +0100
Dear Luigi Mario,
Please send your flight itinery to mr. michael collins and call him on your arrival with these nbr's :41 797825078/ 792735276.
The security code lock of the silver colour trunk box is left....000 Right...... 000 , when you arrive and meet michael collins , Director of operation , he will give you the consignment when you give him the handling charges of 10.500usd along with the administrative charges.
I wish you safe journey and call me on your arrival to switzerland with this nbr: 234 1 7756524 , so that I can give you further instruction and we could discuss how to meet for further investment of the money after claim.
Thanks ,
Dr. Eze
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Date: 8/19/2003 13:35:18 +0100
Dear Luigi,
How are you today? I want to know if you have been able to get the ticket for your journey to Switzerland and tell me when you are going.
Waiting,
Thanks and God bless.
Dr. Eze John.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/19/2003 06:01:57 -0500
To: "Credit Swiss off-shore bank"
Here isa my scedole :
On the wee-a morning I take-a boat from Nintendo Island to Tokyo. Then
I take-a plane.
Depart 10:10 am Sat., Aug. 23, 2003 Tokyo(NRT)
Arrive 3:30 pm Sat., Aug. 23, 2003 Vienna (VIE)
Austrian Air
Flt. Info Flight 52
Austrian Air
Depart 5:25 pm Sat., Aug. 23, 2003 Vienna(VIE)
Arrive 6:50 pm Sat., Aug. 23, 2003 Zurich (ZRH)
Austrian Air
Flt. Info Flight 565
It is 16 hour flight ! Quite-a de ride !
I would like-a to know if someone-a gonna pick me up ? If so, I would-a
like a pictchure. Also, please-a make hotel reservation for-a me, since
I cannot-a call, OK ?
I will-a take the tayme to watch-a de sights, de banks and chesse and
watch.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/19/2003 06:06:18 -0500
Dear EZE,
Yes, I have-a bought ticket to SWAZERLAND. Expensive-a stuff ! I am to
be leaving on dis-a saturnday.
Please-a trust Mr. Muscaria, he isa trusted advisor. Together we can-a
lead-a dis to success.
[NOTE FROM LUIGI : Nigerian friend nota biting with friend Muscaria, yea ? I do not-a unnerstand, since-a when do scammars refuse the sniffs of de monayes ? Oh well, de princess won not be happies, but what can-a you do.]
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Date: 8/19/2003 18:37:12 +0100
Dear Mario Luigi,
Call me as soon as you are in switzerland .
I wish you safe journey. But you said you were not aware about the mail from the adviser.
Call me as you arrive:234 1 7756524.
Eze
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/20/2003 08:15:38 -0500
Subject: Preparing toa depart
Hellooo Mr. JOHN !
Please, I know-a MASCARA. He is trusted advisor toa de castle.
I have-a printed out all de things you anda de SECURITY COMPANY said
and will-a do.
Do you halve-a pictchure ? I would-a be interest to see what-a you
lookalike. Purely-a personal. If you are-a interest I could send-a you
mine, but I can not-a finda good one around.
My brother-a Mario is still ata Koopa Resort. He isa at World 7-4, very
difficult-a level. You see, Koopa breeds circus Goombas and Chain
Chomps for zoo ova de island. But many critter ina pipes.
He also has-a lava collection (he collect-a lava from all volcano ova
the world). All of this make-a work difficult as youa can imagine. He
always-a make difficultie for us, a chlannge. But it isa good pay, so
the old man isa not so happy after all !
Me anda Mario are also adventures. We have-a seen many incredibile
thing. All ina all, being a plumbar isa not bad life, if you do not-a
mind blocked pipes anda goombas.
DR EZE JOHN (dr.ezejohn@koko.com)
Date: 8/22/2003 10:56:11 +0100
Subject: Safe journey
Dear Luigi,
I will send the picture by attachment but my computer is down I have to go to business centre to send you this mail, as soon as am ok i will send it, therefore send yours ,I will like to see you and you will equally see metoo.
I wish you safe journey and God bless.
call me as soon as you are in Swiss with this nbr 234 1 7756524. Please beg mr . collins michael to assist you open an account after you have given them handling charges, you take money from the box and open an account. Am sure they will help you .
Dr Eze
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/22/2003 11:27:52 -0500
To: "Credit Swiss off-shore bank"
Subject: Please-a response quickly
You have-a nota told-a me about-a anyone coming to pick-a me up. I am
getting-a worried that I will-a miss you for lack ova recognitione.
Could you send-a me dis today as I ama leaving very, very early
tomorrow-a morning.
LUIGI MARIO
Date: 8/22/2003 11:35:15 -0500
To: [dr.ezejohn@koko.com]
It will-a be nice to be outav de pipes for a while. My good-a friend
Toad will take-a goud care of de business while I ama away.
It isa too bad that you-a can not send right-a now. I am making my-a
suited cases. If you have-a emails to send, send-a today.
Arrivederci ! Itterasshai !
--
Mario Mario and Luigi Mario
Mario Brothers Plumbery Inc
.
3 Paper Av., Toadstool
Nintendo Island
più?
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