CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

updated march 22 2005

Another trusted agent of The Foreign Office is unleashed against a scammer.
It would not be wise to inquire too deeply into the background of his "investments".
Lonslo Tossov is not someone to trifle with. Time is money!

PATRICK KOFA - the scammer (patrickkofa45@zipmail.com.br)
BARRISTER KENN WILLIAMS - the "barrister" (Barrister_kenn@yahoo.co.uk)

versus
LONSLO TOSSOV - the agent on case at The Foreign Office
CHARLES FARNES-BARNES - his banker
MANFRED NEWMAN - Sir Charles' assistant
and introducing
CECIL NGOBLAH - Deputy Chief Cashier, Kreplach Brothers Merchant Bank

and now his cousin:
REVEREND CUTHBERT NGOBLAH MA [OXON] - Treasurer of The Holy Bagel Community of Stamford Hill

The Ngoblahs are an old Gloucestershire family - second cousins to the Parker-Bowles - whose early nineteenth century forefathers went out to the African colonies and spreading muscular Christianity and liberal amounts of their seed there.

Cecil works for the Kreplach Bros Merchant Bank but his cousin Cuthbert is a missionary who ironically is doing much the same as his great great grandfather did in Zambia - i.e. spreading muscular Christianity and liberal amounts of his seed but back here in England!



PATRICK KOFA

From: patrickkofa45@zipmail.com.br
To: patrickkofa45@zipmail.com.br
Subject: FROM MR PATRICK KOFA
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005

This information is intended only for the person orientity to which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or previleged material. any review, retransmission, desemination, or other use off or taking of any action in reliance upon this information by person or entities other than the intended receiptient is prohibited. If you have received this mail in error, please kindly destroy the copy. Thank you

FROM MR. patrick kofa
OF Banque Togolaise Pour Le Commerce Et L'Industrie (B.T.C.I)
Lome-Togo,
West Africa.

Compliment of the season.

Attn: My gentle friend,

I am Mr. patrick kofa, Director in Charge of Auditing and Accounting Section of Banque Togolaise Pour Le ommerce Et L'Industrie Lome-Togo in West Africa. With due respect and regard, After viewing your impressive profile couple with your level of expirence, I decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.

We had a foreign customer, who deposited a huge sum of money amounting to (US$27.5Million) with our bank. Mr. Salah Adam, a Canadian National who works with Shell Development Company here in Lome Republic of Togo in West Africa. Late Mr. Salah Adam and his wife and two children, were aboard Egyptian Flight 990,from Kennedy International Airport, which crashed into Atlantic Ocean on October 31st 1999. He left Togo for a month vacation with his family to New York in United States.

On his arrival back to Lome-Togo, they were among of those who crashed on this Egypt Air Line, in Atlantic ocean. Late. Mr. Salah Adam was a Chemicals/Gas Logistics Director Shell Development Company in Lome-Togo, before he dead.

Since their death, we have made several enquiries to Canadian Embassy to locate our customer extended family relatives, this has proved unsuccessful. After these unsuccessful attempts I decided to trace his relatives through internet, yet to no avail, before I decided to contact you.

I am now seeking your assistance to come and stand as the next of kin to late. Mr. Salah Adams's, so that we can put head together and claim this fund, whereby by I have every related documentations to back you up. Be hundred rest assured that I have agreed to work in harmony with you to ensure that the fund is not forfeited by our bank, while I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect either of us from any breach of law.

Please I want you to reply to me immediately, if this mail is acceptable to you reply me through this e-mail address:-patrickkofa45@yahoo.com , indicating how many percent of the funds, you may prefer to take after the successful realization of this transaction. Feel free to ask any question where you failed to understand properly. While I need your phone and fax number while replying, to enable me to call you when the need arise.

Yours Faithfully,

Mr.patrick kofa.
Auditor General.

[Scam-o-note: Egyptian Airlines 990 existed and did crash, tragically. According to news reports, the 'black box' data from the crash site suggested that the co-pilot crashed on purpose, to commit suicide because of job or personal problems. It is still in dispute. Anyway, the Lads like to mention these awful events, sometimes even using the name of an actual victim. It's still a scam. But you knew that.]


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 27 Feb 2005

MR KOFFA

I AM IN RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE ALTHOUGH GOD KNOWS HOW IT REACHED ME ON THIS PRIVATE BOX ADDRESS_WHAT DETAILS CAN YOU PROVIDE MAN BESIDES THIS ASSEMBLAGE OF SOMEWHAT VARIABLE VERBIAGE??_I HAVE A REPUTATION FOR BEING KINDLY AND PHILANTHROPIC BUT REQUIRE SOME MORE DETAILS SIR AND AT ONCE

Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Phone/Fax: +55 (84) 202.1300
http://www.freewebs.com/tossovinvestments


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: My Reply/ pls call me !!!
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005

Dear Lonslo Tossov,
Thank you for your email. Note before we proceed further that this transaction is going to be of mutual benefit to you and I upon conclusion, so I will not like you to entertain any fear on you mind,reason was because, I have perfected in your favour all legal arrangement here in the bank and all other underground work have been put in place too in your favour, all you need to do is first apply to the bank with an application for claim as the next of kin to the bank deceased customer. before I shall forward this to you, I will need your total assurance and guarantee that you will be capable of handling this transaction pls ,before I can forward the text of application that will you send to the bank and other relevant informations to you.

This transaction is real and Legitimate, morealso it is going to be of mutual benefit to us both upon conclusion, so pls don't entertain any fear on your mind, you need to build wall of trust and have confident in me towards this transaction, because this is the only key to enable us archieve success.

Do urgently assure me the more inorder to enable us proceed forth on this transaction.

You can reach on telephone line : +228 911 36 59 upon receipt of this email.

Will be waiting to hear from you swiftly.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa .


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 28 Feb 2005
Subject: PICK UP THE PHONE MAN

KOFA MY STAFF HAVE RUNG THAT NUMBER TWICE AND IT IS UNANSWERED OR UNOBTAINABLE_IN GODS NAME GET THINGS ORGANISED BETTER THAN THIS THICKHEADED FINANCIAL FARRAGO MAN THIS IS NOT CHILDS PLAY


CHARLES FARNES-BARNES

Dear Mr Kofa,

My client Mr Lonslo Tossov has passed your e-mails to me as I am his personal financial advisor. As a banker of many years experience I would understand that certain fees might have to be paid to obtain the cash mentioned in your letter. Please understand that these fees would have to be paid ex ante on an a priori basis. The currency of exchange would be either Canadian dollars, Chilean pesos or most probably in Slovenian silver dorks. I trust this would be acceptable to you and look forward to receiving a prompt reply. Use my personal e-mail address xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx

Yours faithfully,

Dr Charles Farnes-Barnes
Executive Vice President, Kreplach Brothers Merchant Bank International PLC
69 Drogba Lane, London SW6 1FU England
tel: +44 (0)20 7407 5492 fax: +44 (0)870 429 4439


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005

Dear Dr.Charles Farnes-Barnes,
Thank you for your email , note your client Mr.Lonslo Tossov never told me about you yet, I hope you will not find my email embarrasing pls .

Immediately he told me about you, will contact you personally on your phone.

Hope the above clarifies.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


MANFRED NEWMAN

2 March 2005

Dear Mr Kofa,

Thank you for your e-mail. Dr Farnes-Barnes has been called to our head office in New York but he has asked me to complete any work required on behalf of our client Mr Lonslo Tossov.

In order to facilitate any money transfers, perhaps you would let me have an answer to Dr Farnes-Barnes question in his last e-mail to you.

Incidentally, would you be related by any chance to my old friend Daniel Kofa of the Frankfurt based African Development Bank ?

Yours truly,
Manfred Newman
Chief Cashier
Kreplach Bros Merchant Bank International


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Recall Back Pls !
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005

Dear Lonslo Tossov,
Thanks for your email , I am so sorry the network was bad when your staff do called my telephone line. this is the major reason for the break in communication.

Further , you may recall me back and let discuss better now.

Do urgently assure me the more inorder to enable us proceed forth on this transaction.

You can reach on telephone line : +228 911 36 59 upon receipt of this email.

Will be waiting to hear from you swiftly.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 02 Mar 2005
KOFAT ARE YOU THERE MAN???? THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

Lonslo Tossov


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: I await your prompt reply.
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005

Dear Lonslo Tossov,
Further to my email, I hvae been contacted by one Dr. Charles Farnes-Barnes who claimed that he is your financier advisor, do advised as soon as possible on this regards !!!!.

I await your prompt reply.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Mar 2

KOFAT THIS IS CORRECT DR FARNES BARNES IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SPECIFICS OF PHILANTHROPIC FINANCIAL DISPERSEMENTS AS AUTHORISED BY THE TOSSOV BOARD_YOU MAY CONFIRM THIS BY VISITING OUR WEBSITE_NOW FOR GODS SAKE STOP THIS DITHERING YOU MUPPET AND MAKE CONTACT BY PHONE AT ONCE THIS IS BIG BUSINESS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE NOT SOME NATIVE RICE BOWL CEREMONY


MANFRED NEWMAN

3/03/05

Dear Mr Kofa,

Dr Farnes-Barnes wrote to you as follows: "As a banker of many years experience I would understand that certain fees might have to be paid to obtain the cash mentioned in your letter. Please understand that these fees would have to be paid ex ante on an a priori basis. The currency of exchange would be either Canadian dollars, Chilean pesos or most probably in Slovenian silver dorks. I trust this would be acceptable to the bank or security company involved".

I should add that we would need your confirmation that this transaction will not contravene the 1998 European Community Finance Regulations [Paragraph 4 subsection 19]. Once you give us this confirmation I would think we can proceed within the next few days.

Yours truly,

Manfred Newman


PATRICK KOFA

To: Charles Farnes-Barnes
Subject: Call me pls
Date: Thu, 3 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Manfred Newman,

Thanks for your email. More also update on Dr Charles Farnes Bernes ,who has been called to your head office in New York.

Furthermore, could you kindly reconfirm Dr. charles Farnes-Barnes question to me once again, prior to enable me anwser you quickly.

More also you may reach me on telephone line : +228 911 36 59 pls.

Note, I'm not related to Mr. Daniel Kofa you made mention of pls, i await your swift reply !.

Regards,
Patick Kofa.


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Just called your line, but meet your Absence why ?
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
Thanks for your emails. morealso assuring me about your friend (financial Advisor) Dr. Charles Farnes Barnes. I just called your office number trice only to find out that you are not available. was your telephone connected to an hotel ? I was been asked to wait while on line from your office and what I heard next was an hotel advertisement ? a male voice followed again ,who told me you where in room 112 or so ,and that you where not available.

Nevertheless, can you provide me with your mobile telephone line where I can be able to reach you for vibal comunication ?

We really need to proceed further on this transaction and get the funds left by the deceased bank customer to your posession and transfer to your safe posession, where this can be used properly on profitable business ventures.

Alternatively you can call me on my telephgone line : +228 911 36 59 upon your arrival.

I await to hear from you swiftly.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 03 Mar 2005

KOFUP_ I AM NATURALLY PLEASED THAT YOU HAVE FINALLY MANAGED TO MAKE CONTACT WITH MY OFFICES_FOR YOUR GORMLESS INFORMATION ROOM 212 IS MY EXECUTIVE SUITE AT THE HOTEL FROM WHENCE MOST BUSINESS IS DICTATED_ GOD KNOWS WHY YOU DID NOT LEAVE A MESSAGE OR AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I WAS SUMMONED TO THE PHONE UNTIL WE COULD TALK AT LENGTH RATHER THAN THIS MADDENING MERRY GO ROUND WHICH SEEMS TO DRAG ON FOR EVER IN YOUR CIRCLES_IN HEAVENS NAME MAN GET YOUR PHONE FIXED AS NEITHER MY ADVISOR DR FARNES BARNES NOR MY STAFF CAN RAISE YOU AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY OR NIGHT_AS FOR MY MOBILE PHONE NUMBER I AM RELUCTANT TO HAND OUT SUCH INFORMATION TO A MAN WHO CANNOT EVEN BE TRUSTED TO CONTACT ME ON A REGULAR NUMBER NO DOUBT DUE TO SOME TELEPHONIC SHORTCOMINGS WHICH I CANNOT START TO IMAGINE OTHER THAN IT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR CURRENT GOVT REGIME OF PALM FILLING AND WHISPERING_FOR GODS SAKE MAN PULL YOUR SOCKS UP OR THIS WHOLE BUSINESS WILL GO TO BLAZES IS THAT CLEAR???_CALL AGAIN AND ASK EITHER FOR ME OR MY PA HUGH JANUS AT LETS GET ON WITH THIS

Lonslo Tossov


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
Thanks for your email and further to our telephone conversation yesterday, I am sorry the network from dialling your office telephone number from my country distracted us from communicating further on this transaction. Listen My dear my telephone line is working perfectly ok, I assumed you might have been dialing this wrongly, so I direct you on dialing my telephone below :

Dial first your country International dial-out code + my country code which is (228) then add my telephone number (9113659). you will surely get hold of me on line. Pls try to call me upon receipt of this email.

I have opened up communication with your Financier Advisors (Dr. Charles Farnes Bernes and his assistance Cashier (Mr. Manfred Newman). I will be talking to their office this morning as well inorder to enhance our transaction from moving forward.

In the interim, I will advise you to call me as we really need to discuss better on this transaction.

I await your swift phone call.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa
Tel(+228)911 3659.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 04 Mar 2005

KOKUP I REALLY CANNOT KEEP TRYING YOUR SUPPOSED NUMBER TO LITTLE OR NO EFFECT MAN_ TIME IS VALUABLE TO ME IF NOT TO YOU AND YOUR GANG_YOU HAVE MY NUMBER AND IF YOU ARE SERIOUS IN THIS MATTER YOU WILL REDIAL AT ONCE AND ASK TO SPEAK TO ME OR MY ASSISTANT HUGH JANUS AS INDICATED PREVIOUSLY AS A MATTER OF URGENCY_THIS IS NOT CHILDS PLAY AND NEEDS CONSIDERABLY MORE APPLICATION THAN THE DYSLEXIC DITHERING SHOWN HITHERTO SIR_I WILL AWAIT YOUR CALL FOR AN HOUR OR TWO BEFORE HEADING OFF TO SMEGAROON FOR THE POLO I SUGGEST YOU GET TO IT AT ONCE AS TIME IS PASSING_ FOR GODS SAKE GET ON WITH IT AND BE QUICK

Lonslo Tossov


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Just call now, and you where not arround ?
Date: Sat, 5 Mar 2005

Just called twice and yet I was told you where not arround in room 212 ?. will try calling back, pls do be much arround so that we can be able to communicate further on this transaction regards !

Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Mar 8

KOFA I AM THERE NOW MAN FOR GODS SAKE STOP THIS WHINING AND CALL ME AT ONCE_ LET US MAKE SOME HEADWAY IN THIS AFFAIR AS I AM FAST LOSING PATIENCE WITH YOUR INANE INABILITY TO MAKE CONTACT_ IF I AM NOT AVAILABLE YOU MAY ASK TO SPEAK TO ISA WANKER ON MY STAFF

T


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
How are you doing today ? did you received my emails sent ? moreso I called your office telephone , but again meet your absence , this really concernc me alot, i will like you to tell me when I should call you so that you can be arround !

We need to proceed further on this transaction !

Concerned !

Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 08 Mar 2005

KOFU_WHERE THE DEVIL ARE YOU MAN??_I HAVE JUST CALLED READY TO TALK AND YOUR LINE IS BEING UNANSWERED_EITHER BE IN AND BE SERIOUS_ OR DROP OUT OF THE WHOLE BLASTED BUSINESS AND GET OUT OF MY HAIR


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Tue, 8 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
You never called my telephone line, if you call my telephone line , I will know and receive your call, this shows you are not trying to call me all this while, I assume you are only use this an excuses or so. If not, Do try to call me now, my telephone line is open to receive your call, just dial :your country international dial-out code then add, 2289113659, you will sure get through to me ok .

I am serious about this transaction and have been calling you all this while only to meet your absent !.

Do call me and discuss better, as time is running out of hands pls

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 09 Mar 2005

KOFA YOU MUPPET HEADED MORON I TAKE GREAT EXCEPTION TO THE CLAIM THAT I AM NOT CALLING YOUR DAMN NUMBER WHEN I HAVE ATTEMPTED TWO OR THREE TIMES WITH NO SUCCESS_GIVEN YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO REACH ME HERE OR EVEN LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR MY KEEN EARED ASSISTANTS I HARDLY FEEL THAT YOU ARE IN A POSITION TO COMPLAIN_I SUGGEST INSTEAD OF THIS WRETCHED WHEEDLING AND WHINING YOU PUT MATTERS IN ORDER PRONTO WITH A CALL TO ME HERE WHERE I AM STILL WAITING TO SET WHEELS IN MOTION MAN_I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN SPEND ALL MY TIME PANDERING TO THE PATHETIC PETTIFOGGING OF SOME NAUSEOUS NATIVE WHOSE TELEPHONIC ABILITIES ARE APPARENTLY NON EXISTANT AND WHOSE ATTITUDE IS DECIDEDLY UNPROFESSIONAL_NOW GET ON WITH YOU MUGU BEFORE I GIVE THIS WHOLE BUSINESS UP IS THAT CLEAR???

Enter Tossov's associate -


CECIL NGOBLAH

Dear Brother Patrick,

Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes is out of the office but is aware that you have had problems contacting our esteemed client Mr Lonslo Tossov. Sir Charles and I know that Mr Tossov is a very good-hearted gentleman but is of a somewhat impatient disposition. If you have any further queries, simply contact Sir Charles or myself.

Cecil Ngoblah

Deputy Chief Cashier
Kreplach Brothers Merchant Bank International


PATRICK KOFA

10 March 2005

Dear Cecil Ngoblah , Thanks for you email update about Dr. Charles Farnes Barnes and moreso your explanation on your client Mr. Lonslo Tossov impatient disposition. I will be calling your office today or tomorrow on his behalf and will likewise call him as well. Do await to receive my telephone call.
Regards, Patrick Kofa.


CECIL NGOBLAH

Dear Brother,

Please keep this confidential - rather than give away all this money to Mr Tossov why not give it to a fellow African ? My cousin, Reverend Cuthbert Ngoblah of the Holy Bagel Community in London has benefitted in the past from Mr Tossov's generosity but his Church is always in need of funds. I know that he has several thousands of pounds in his bank account with us but he always needs more for members of his flock. His private e-mail is xxxxx.

Best wishes,
Cecil Ngoblah


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005

Listen Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
I really wished us both to duscussed better on phone with regards to this transaction ,this is why I have worried each time I do called you and meet your absence.

Moreso my telephone line is working perfectly ok, I do received calls every day from friends and relations, I wonder why yours seems no connecting. I guess you might have dialled this wrongly, pls check your country international dial-code ,dial this and add 2289113659, you will surely get through to me.

Nevertheless, I will try to call you back today unfailingly, do try to be much arround pls.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFAT _MY ASSISTANT ILICHY HAS SUCCEEDED IN REACHING THE NUMBER YOU HAVE BEEN GIVING OUT SO CANDIDLY BUT IT APPEARS IT IS NOT CORRECT_INSTEAD OF MAKING CONTACT WITH YOU AND YOUR GANG IT CONNECTS WITH SOME SORT OF DUBIOUS DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT WHERE YOUR NAME WAS UNKNOWN TO ONE MADAME ZAZA THE ERSTWHILE OWNER _SELLING CHARMS OF A MOST COLOURFUL SORT I MAY SAY_ IS THIS REALLY WHERE YOU HOLD YOUR OFFICE???_I AM GROWING HEARTILY TIRED OF THIS NONSENSE_ WHICH GROWS MORE ANNOYING BY THE DAY_EITHER GET MATTERS ORGANISED AT ONCE SIR OR YOU CAN KISS THE WHOLE BARMY BUSINESS GOODBYE AND FASTER THAN ONE OF YOUR GOVERNMENT COUPS_YOU FACE THESE STARK CONSEQUENCES YOU ANNOYING NATIVE NINCOMPOOP_ DO YOU HEAR??????

T

Lonslo Tossov


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005

Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
Enough of your insultive email, you may dialled a wrong Number ,but not that of mine, My telephone Number is registered here in my country . what number did you dialled ? I assumed it's not mine :+228 911 3659.

Moreso I don't know your seriousness on this transaction ,I must confess to you, I am too matured enough to be moved like an earthly Toy bought for a day old baby ok, who is this person writting me on behalf of your Dr. Charles Barnes Farnes ? see his email to me :

Dear Brother,

Please keep this confidential - rather than give away all this money to Mr Tossov why not give it to a fellow African ? My cousin, Reverend Cuthbert Ngoblah of the Holy Bagel Community in London has benefitted in the past from Mr Tossov's generosity but his Church is always in need of funds. I know that he has several thousands of pounds in his bank account with us but he always needs more for members of his flock. His private e-mail is xxxxx

Best wishes,

Cecil Ngoblah


Does this make any sense ? what trust do you intend me to build on your capability to handle this transaction ? moreso what assurances do I have that if I used my position here in the bank to release our deceased customer's total funds placed dormant to your posession, that my own share of this funds will be released to me ?If it is your game plan to test my ability, not, I am a man of my word and my word is my bond ok, I don't move transaction/deals arround with people, If I don't need your help or assistance to act legally as the next of kin to the bank deceased customer where I worked, I don't think I would have contacted you in the first place.

This transaction is real ,Legal and Legitimate, and can only be a success, only if you can render your ultmost seriousness, cooperation and sincerity towards this.

I beleive you are the Mr. Lonslo Tossov that I saw his picture on your website ? your image does look gentle ,which I beleive I should be dealing with a gentleman if I 'm right ?.

Through in your support on this transaction and kindly talk to your financial advisors that I am a man of my words !.

Reconfirm your seriousness to assist further on this transaction or not this to enable me know your stand.

Patrick Kofa
Tel:(+228)911 3659.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFA FOR GODS SAKE YOUR TONE IS A DISGRACE MAN COMING AS IT DOES FROM A SUPPOSEDLY SERIOUS BUSINESSMAN_ IT MORE BECOMES SOME SEMI LITERATE BUFFOON HIGH AND DIZZY AFTER A NIGHT ON THE GIN AND THE ARMS OF TEENAGE HOSTESSES_IT IS HARDLY MY FAULT IF THE SIMPLEST COMMUNICATION BETWEEN US IS APPARENTLY BEYOND YOUR SLIGHT ABILITIES _I HAVE SUPERINTENDED BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS AROUND THE WORLD WITH BARELY A HINT OF A PROBLEM AND NEVER HAVE I BEEN CONFRONTED WITH SUCH A INEPT OPERATOR AS YOURSELF EVEN THOUGH I MAINTAIN CONSIDERABLE PATIENCE AND FORTITUDE THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE HALF BAKED MUDDLE_IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO CONTINUE THIS BUSINESS I SUGGEST YOU APOLOGISE FORTHWITH AND CEASE THIS PASSING THE BUCK WHEN THE FAULT LIES IN YOUR OWN UNCERTAIN HANDS IS THAT CLEAR??

AS FOR THIS ngoblah I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE FELLOW AND AM TEMPTED TO ASSUME THAT IT IS ALL SOME FIGMENT OF YOUR OVERHEATED SCATTERBRAINED IMAGINATION A MEMBER OF YOUR OWN TRIBE OUT THERE OR AN ATTEMPT TO MUDDY WATERS_HOWEVER IF SUCH AN IRREGULAR OFFER ACTUALLY EXISTS THEN EITHER I OR MY SECURITY ADVISOR MR RONALD KRAY WILL LOOK INTO IT AT THE SOONEST POSSIBLE MOMENT

I SUGGEST THAT WE START OVER AGAIN AND THIS TIME KEEP A CIVIL TONGUE IN YOUR HEAD IF YOU PLEASE WITH LESS OF THE INSINUATIVE COMMENTS_YOU HAVE SEEN MY WEBSITE AND KNOW THAT I AM A MAN OF CONSIDERABLE WEALTH AND RESOURCE TOGETHER WITH KINDLY PHILANTHROPIC LEANINGS

I WILL WRITE TO MR FARNES BARNES AND ASSURE HIM THAT YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST_IN THE MEANTIME IT SO HAPPENS THAT HAVE A BREAK IN MY DIARY IN A FEW DAYS TIME AND WITH SOME REASSURANCE I WILL BE WILLING TO FLY OVER IN MY PRIVATE JET AND SEE YOU AND PUT ALL THIS UNPLEASANTNESS BEHIND US ONCE AND FOR ALL IS THAT UNDERSTOOD??

Lonslo Tossov


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005

Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
I will resercev my comment for now,but note I am a man of my word and my word is my bond as explained, if you want to assist further on this mutual benefiting transaction, your presence here in our bank to act legally on the release of this bank deceased customer to you will be highly appreciated .

Moreso ,note to tell whosoever is trying to reach me on your behalf (apart from Dr. Charles Fernes Barnes) to stop email me since you claim you don't know this person .

Do let me know when you intend coming down to Lome - Togo ?.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFUP I CAN BE IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS NEXT WEEK PERHAPS WEDNESDAY_LET US DRAW A VEIL OVER YOUR PREVIOUS CONFUSIONS I AM PREPARED TO MAKE A HOTEL RESERVATION ON THIS BASIS AND WELCOME YOU TO A BUSINESS MEETING IF YOU REMAIN CIVILISED DURING THE PROCESS_FARNES BARNES MAY BE ACCOMPANYING ME DEPENDENT UPON EXISTING COMMITMENTS_REPLY SOON SIR AND I SHALL HAVE MY STAFF MAKE ARRANGEMENTS ACCORDINGLY_ IS THIS CLEAR???_NAME A DECENT HOTEL SIR IF YOU PLEASE_ONE WITH CLEAN TOWELS AND SHEETS WITH DIGESTABLE CUISINE PREFERABLY

T

Lonslo Tossov


CECIL NGOBLAH

My Dear Brother,

You really should not have shown my confidential e-mail to Mr Tossov. He was so angry that he told my boss, Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes, that I should be dismissed. However, Sir Charles is a very kindly man and managed to persuade Mr Tossov to give me one more chance.

Anyhow, I have taken the liberty of informing my cousin about you and he is very interested in your transaction. His community has nearly £500,000 in a savings account with us but he is always in need of more cash.

His address is:
Reverend Cuthbert Ngoblah MA
Tiago House
11 Duff Street
London FU2 IGIT

and his private e-mail is rev_cuthbert_xxxx@xxxxxxx

PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Need to know ASAP !!!!
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005

Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
I told you to tell this person to stop contacting me again, what is he taking me for ? see his email to me again :

My Dear Brother,

You really should not have shown my confidential e-mail to Mr Tossov. He was so angry that he told my boss, Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes, that I should be dismissed. However, Sir Charles is a very kindly man and managed to persuade Mr Tossov to give me one more chance.

Anyhow, I have taken the liberty of informing my cousin about you and he is very interested in your transaction. His community has nearly £500,000 in a savings account with us but he is always in need of more cash.

His address is:
Reverend Cuthbert Ngoblah MA
Tiago House
11 Duff Street
London FU2 IGIT

and his private e-mail is rev_cuthbert_xxxx@xxxxxxx

Sincerely,

Cecil Ngoblah


Advised Dr. Charles Barnes Fernes to warn him seriously ok !.

Further on my transaction note, I 'm still expecting to receive your arrival schedule as promised, moreso have you make your reservation on one of the hotels provided to you ?

Advised as soon as possible ,as we have no more time to waste on this transaction.

Waiting to hear from you.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFA_THERE IS NO NEED TO WORRY I NOW HAVE THIS SITUATION UNDER CONTROL THE NECESSITY OF WHICH HAS CAUSED A DELAY IN MY PLANS AS YOU HAVE NO DOUBT DISCOVERED_THIS FELLOW NGOBLAH CLEARLY NEEDS A FIRM TALKING TO FOR IMPERILING THIS BUSINESS AND I HAVE MADE REPRESENTATIONS TO FARNES BARNES WITH A VIEW TO CHASTISEMENT_ HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID HE HAS SHOWN MORE ACUITY IN TAKING UP A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY THAN I HAVE SEEN FROM YOUR LACKADAISACAL SELF_BEFORE WE PROCEED YOU MUST ASSURE ME THAT YOU ARE NOT PLAYING BOTH ENDS AGAINST THE MIDDLE BY PURSUING NGOBLERS OFFER_DO THIS AT ONCE SIR

T


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Urgent !!!
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,

How are you this morning, I did tried to reach you on phone yesterday, but to no avail, Note that I am still waiting to hear from you with regards to your arrival schudule to Lome Togo this week, Do endeavour to forward this to me quickly !.

I await to hear from you.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFUK_THERE IS NO NEED TO APOLOGISE FOR YOUR TELEPHONIC EMBARRASSMENTS FURTHER AS I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED THE NGOBBLE BUSINESS HAS MEAN SOME DELAY AND I HAVE COME TO EXPECT TOTAL LACK OF CONTACT FROM YOU BY NOW_ BUT I HOPE TO HAVE A HOTEL RESERVATION CONFIRMED AND READY TO COMMUNICATE TO YOU SHORTLY BY HOOK OR BY CROOK_IT MAY MEAN TRAVELLING LATER THAN PLANNED BUT I AM SURE IT WILL BE EASIER TO MAKE MYSELF PLAIN WHEN WE FINALLY MEET FACE TO FACE THAN RELY UPON THE CONFUSIONS PROVOKED BY THE DISMAL DANCE OF YOUR DITHERING DIGITS_NOW FOR GODS SAKE STAND BY FOR MY INSTRUCTIONS AS PER A RENDEZVOUS IN YOUR NECK OF THE WOODS AND LETS GET ON WITH THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

T

PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Need your reply !
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005

Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
How are you today ? note still waiting to hear from you !.

Do let me know when you intend coming down to Lome - Togo ?.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFART_I CAN NOW CONFIRM THAT WE WILL BE IN LIME TOGO THIS WEEKEND ARRIVING AT 7.45 AM_WE HAVE ROOMS BOOKED AT THE SARAWAKA_BOULEVARD DU MONO, LIME TOGO TEL 2 276 590 AND I ASSUME THAT YOU AND YOUR GANG CAN FIND YOU WAY EITHER TO THE AIRPORT TO GREET OUR FLIGHT OR JOIN US AT THE HOTEL LATER AS YOU WISH_WHAT SAY YOU SIR??_AS THIS IS SUCH A SENSITIVE BUSINESS WITH SECURITY ISSUES BECOMING MORE AND MORE APPARENT YOU WILL APPRECIATE THAT FARNES BARNES AND I WILL HAVE ADOPTED CODE NAMES FOR THE STOP OVER WHICH YOU WILL DO WELL TO MAKE CAREFUL NOTE OF_I WILL BE KNOWN AS ERIC MORCAMBE AND FARNES BARNES WILL BE ERNEST WISE HAVE YOU GOT THAT CLEAR??_RESPOND QUICKLY AND LET US MAKE SHORT WORK OF THIS EVER MORE PAINFULLY PROTRACTED MATTER WITH ALL HASTE IN A FEW DAYS TIME

Lonslo Tossov


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Need your urgent reply !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
further to my email of today, note, I have called your office, but this seems to be on a voice message !.

Listen my dear, after meeting with my colleague here in the bank club, and following the present political crisis here in Togo, We will not advised you to come down to Togo with your Private Jet for security reason !.

Alternatively, if you want to come down with your private jet if used to this for your safety, maybe we should redirect the funds release protocol to you via our bank correspondence bank in Accra Ghana, where you can easily land your Private Jet . moreso with this means, you will tend to waive off some of the Togo Political crisis of any that may arose upon your arrival here to our Airport with your private jet.

Inorder to enable me perfect things, urgently respond back to this email !!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I await your immediate email or telephone response.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFA_I DO NOT FOLLOW THIS REASONING_EITHER YOU WISH TO TRANSACT THIS BUSINESS OR YOU DO NOT_ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE AND WHEELS ARE TURNING_DO YOU ACTUALLY MEAN THAT YOU WISH TO END THIS WHOLE TEDIOUS BUSINESS???_FOR GODS SAKE MAKE UP YOUR MIND AS I DO NOT WANT TO WASTE TIME ON SOMEONE WHO DITHERS AND DELAYS WITH SUCH DISMAL DETERMINATION_IF ACCRA SUITS YOU BETTER THEN I SUPPOSE THAT I CAN MAKE A CHANGE TO MY PLANS ALTHOUGH THIS MESSING ABOUT IS HIGHLY IRREGULAR_YOU WILL BEST SUGGEST A HOTEL IN THIS NEW VENUE SUITABLE TO MY EXACTING STANDARDS AND LET US HOPE THAT THIS TIME THIS PROCEED TO A MORE ACCEPTABLE CONCLUSION_AS FOR MY VOICE MAIL I DID INDEED RECEIVE SOME SORT OF JABBERING MESSAGE BUT UNLESS YOU OR YOURS SPEAK CLEARLY AND DISTINCTLY THEN I AM AFRAID THAT IT MAKES LITTLE SENSE_IN HEAVENS NAME MAN WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT???_LET US MAKE FINAL ARRANGEMENTS TO MEET AS I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CAT AND MOUSE GAME WHICH YOU SEEM TO FIND AMUSING BUT I AM DETERMINED TO AT LEAST CATCH SIGHT OF YOU AND SATISFY MYSELF THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS AND NOT SOME JUMPED UP JOKER AS YOU SEEM_NOW CONFIRM MATTERS AT ONCE DO YOU HEAR?


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: Accra Ghana Hotel
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov, Thank you for your email. I wish to transact this business with you, that's why I and my colleague have to perfect the underground arrangement in your favour legally towards your arrival to complete the release protocol of this funds left by our bank deceased customer to your safe posession.

Be advised to reschedule your arrival to Accra Ghana as explained . you may urgently make your reservation with the Golden Tulip Hotel in Accra Ghana, their hotel website is : www. goldentulip.com.gh .

I will await to receive your flight schedule to land in Accra Ghana immediately,so that I can come to pick you up at the Airport.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 18 Mar 2005

KOFA_ALL THIS SHILLY SHALLYING YOU HAVE INSISTED ON AND CHANGE OF MEETING PLACES HAS OF NECESSITY MEANT SOME DELAY WHILE MY STAFF FINALISE MATTERS_NOW VIZ A VIS THE GOLDEN TULIP_ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A HOTEL WITH A SALUBRIOUS REPUTATION??_I WOULD NOT WANT TO SPEND AN UNCOMFORTABLE DAY OR TWO WITH A CROWD OF CALL GIRLS AND CONFIDENCE TRICKSTERS OR PICKING OUT INSECTS FROM DUBIOUS SALADS_UPON YOUR REASSURANCE AND PERSONAL RECOMMENDATION I SHALL MOVE MATTERS FORWARD AND HOPE TO BE WITH YOU AND YOUR LOT MID TO THE END OF NEXT WEEK IS THAT CLEAR?_NOW FOR GODS SAKE REPLY QUICKLY AND ACCURATELY MAN WITH NONE OF THE USUAL BELLY ACHING

T

Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
Thanks for your email. the Golden Tulip Hotel in Accra Ghana is a five Star Hotel and can best suit your taste. so proceed and make your reservation.

I await to receieve your hotel reservation and moreso flight arrival schedule to Accra Ghana, prior to enable me come to welcome you at the Accra Airport
.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFFA_AFTER SOME NOT INCONSIDERABLE INCONVENIENCE ON THE PART OF MYSELF I HAVE NOW MADE RESERVATIONS AT THE GOLDEN TULIP HOTEL FOR MYSELF AND MY BUSINESS PARTNER AS PREVIOUSLY IN THE SECURITY ALIASES OF ERIC MORECAMBE AND ERNEST WISE_LET US HOPE NOW THAT SOME REAL PROGRESS IS MADE IN THIS FRACTIOUS BUSINESS_YOU WILL NO DOUBT INTEND TO GREET US CORDIALLY AT THE AIRPORT WHERE WE SHALL BE ARRIVING ON TUESDAY MORNING AT 8.15 AM_KINDLY ENSURE THAT YOU OR A TRUSTED RELATIVE ARE AT HAND TO CARRY SOME OF THE CASES AND HAVE A LARGE SIGN TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF_I SUGGEST THE WORDS 'FOR TOSSOV' AS THE MOST ADEQUATE CHOICE IN THIS INSTANCE_TO MAKE IDENTIFICATION OF MY SELF I SHALL HAVE ON YELLOW PANTS AND A TARTAN HOUSE COAT_FOR GODS SAKE MAN LET THERE BE NO SLIP UPS AS I AM APPROACHING THE POINT OF DISILLUSIONMENT WITH THIS WHOLE AFFAIR_NOW CONFIRM BACK AT ONCE THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND REASSURE ME THAT YOU HAVE DETAILS UNDER CONTROL IS THAT CLEAR????


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: My Reply
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
Thanks for your arrival infomations. I have taken note of this and more will be arriving in Accra Ghana on Monday prior to await your arrival on Tuesday and can welcome you and Dr. Charles Farnes bernes. Furthermore, your mode of dressing code is taken noted of and your suggested sign will be hold by me and or my colleague at the Arrival room at the Airport.

I am reassuring you that this transaction is going to happen there is Accra Ghana upon your arrival and you will guided by me legally on what to do, say at our bank correspondence bank office as the next of kin to our bank deceased customer, Mr. Salah Adam, so that the total sum of USD$27.5 Million left by by him will be released to you immediately.

In the interim, Extend my warmth greetings to Dr. Charles Farnes bernes and tell him ,We will all meet in Accra Ghana to happily conclude this transaction successfully.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 21 Mar 2005

EXCELLENT MY GOOD FELLOW I SHALL EXPECT TO SEE YOU AT THE ARRIVALS GATE ENSURE YOUR SIGN IS LARGE AND HIGHLY VISIBLE_FOR GODS SAKE ENSURE YOU HAVE A TAXI WAITING AND LET THERE BE NO COCK UPS AS I AM LIKELY TO BE EAGER TO START DISCUSSIONS AND NEED DISTRACTIONS LIKE I NEED A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT

Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005

Dear Mr. Lonslo Tossov,
How are you doing this morning. note I am on my way to Accra Ghana ,you may reach me on Tel: +233244085104 .

Will be waiting for your arrival tomorrow so that I can pick you and Dr. Charles Farnes Bernes up at the Airport together with my Driver straight to your hotel rooms.

I wish you a safely landing.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 21 Mar 2005

KOFA_I SHALL SAVE OUR CONVERSATION UNTIL WE MEET GIVEN THE DIFFICULTIES REMAIN IN REACHING YOU ON YOUR PHONE_ENSURE THAT YOU HOLD UP THE 'I AM FOR TOSSOV' SIGN HIGH IN THE ARRIVALS LOUNGE AT 8.45 AM SHARP SO THAT THERE IS NO MISTAKE AS TO WHAT YOU ARE AND I WILL IMMEDIATELY IDENTIFY MYSELF_ALL BEING WELL WE SHALL SOON BE ENJOYING CHAMPAGNE AT THE TULIP HOTEL MY GOOD MAN AND ALL THESE DIFFICULTIES WILL BE AT LAST OVERCOME_I SUGGEST YOU SEND A PICTURE OF YOURSELF AT ONCE SO THAT IDENTIFICATION CAN ME MADE EVEN MORE EASILY_FOR GODS SAKE ENSURE YOU DRESS SMARTLY WHEN WE MEET I DO NOT WANT TO BE EMBARRASSED BY SOME THREADBARE FIGURE WHO IS TURNED AWAY BY SECURITY

Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA

How exciting! Will the rendezvous take place?


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFA YOU CLOTH HEAD WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON MAN I HAVE ARRIVED IN THIS WRETCHED CITY TO FIND NEITHER HIDE NOR HAIR OF YOU OR YOUR GRISLY GANG WAITING AND YOUR PHONE STILL NOT WORKING PROPERLY_CALL THE GOLDEN TULIP AT ONCE MAN ASKING FOR ROOM 419 AND LET US QUICKLY REACH AGREEMENT ON THIS BUSINESS OR YOU CAN KISS THE WHOLE AFFAIR GOODBYE AS I FLY BACK TO WHERE CONFIDENCES ARE CERTAIN AND THERE IS NONE OF THIS MORONIC MESSING ABOUT BY INCOMPETENT INEBRIATES PROMISING MUCH AND DELIVERING ONE DISMAL DISAPPOINTMENT AFTER ANOTHER_NOW CONTACT ME AT ONCE YOU MUGU WITH NO MORE EXCUSES_TIME IS MONEY AND MY PATIENCE IS WORN OUT IS THAT CLEAR????

Lonslo Tossov
Room 419
Golden Tulip Hotel
Liberation Road ACCRA
(0) 21 775360.


PATRICK KOFA

Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005

Just called the hotel now and was informed no such rooms exist nor you and your partner are in that hotel, does this makes any senses to you ,

WHY HAVE YOU choose to handle transction worth Million of dollars in this manner ?

Be serious and let me know your stand as soon as possible, as I beleive you are only joking all this while !.

that number given to you is the bank correspondence bank office apartment that I lodged. so how come if you claimed you are in Accra, that this number does not connect, this simply means you are a liar !

Let me know your stand quickly as I cannot afford to loose this transaction !
Patrick Kofa.


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFUK_STOP THIS FRACTIOUS NONSENSE MAN THIS IS SO INFURIATING_DID YOU ASK FOR ERIC MORCAMBE AND ERNIE WISE EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED?_FARNES BARNES AND I WILL BE IN THE TULIP HOTEL CASINO AT 5 O CLOCK SHARP_INSTEAD OF WASTING MORE TIME ON THIS DUBIOUS BUSINESS MEANTIME WE WILL BE SPENDING OUR LEISURE AT THE MAKOLA MARKET NO DOUBT SPENDING SOME OF THE MONIES WE HAD READY TO OIL THE WHEELS OF ANY PROJECTED COMMERCE WITH YOU ON LOCAL PRODUCE_FOR GODS SAKE MAN GET A GRIP ON THIS FARCE_I RESENT GREATLY BEING CALLED A LIAR BY ONE WHO IS UNABLE TO MANIFEST ANY BUSINESS COMMON SENSE AND IS AS RELIABLE AS ONE OF YOUR LOCAL POLITICIANS ON POLLING DAY_NOW STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS AND FOLLOW THE ARRANGEMENTS TO THE LETTER SO THAT WE CAN FINALLY MAKE CONTACT ONCE AND FOR ALL_IS THAT CLEAR??

Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA


PATRICK KOFA

Subject: URGENT /WHERE RE YOU ?
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005

Mr. Lonslo Tossov, where are you ? I arrived Accra Late yesterday, due to this reason , I could not respond back to your email request.

I have visited the Accra Airport six times this morning, only to find out that you are yet to arrive Accra why ?

Do call me on my telephone number immediately upon receipt of this email to know what went wrong on your arrival !!!

I await your urgent and Immediate reply.

Regards,
Patrick Kofa.
Tel :+233244085104.

[Agent Tossov did not pass on headers for Patrick's e-mails so we can only hope Patrick (or one of his flunkies traveled) to Accra from far far off, over bumpy roads, paying many bribes to police along the way.]


LONSLO TOSSOV

KOFUK YOU BUMBLING HALF BAKED BRAINED BEGGAR_ I HAVE ALREADY REPLIED TO YOU AND SUGGESTED A FRESH MEETING PLACE TODAY WHY DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF????_GOD KNOWS WHERE YOU WHERE AT THE AIRPORT AS WE WAITED FOR HALF AN HOUR IN THE HEAT WHILE SCOURING THE CROWDS FOR SIGN OF YOUR SWEATY HIDE_AT LEAST THE HOTEL IS REASONABLE ALTHOUGH THE TOWELS ARE GRUBBY_NOW LET US MAKE CONTACT THIS EVENING AS PREVIOUSLY INDICATED OR WE WILL SPEND THE REST OF THE TIME AT KOKROBITE BEACH WHERE AT LEAST SOMETHINGS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PROVE RELIABLE

TOSSOV




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