To: Tushie
Subject: I still believe in you mama.
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007

Mama,
Greetings to you. I still don' t understand the meaning of this golden dorks you are talking about. I wonder if you really want to help me out of this situation or not because i can' t understand you , sorry for this.

You promise of getting some clothes for me , Mama you are not saying anything over it again, i beg you to help me with little thing, you never made any comment over it, why mama?

Please understand my problems in this place.

Mama , if you know that i can not get anything from your side please let me know. Lady Agatha was saying may be i am one of the scammers. Well no problem , only God knows who is saying the truth in this world , if Lady Agatha has power to help me and she refuse. She has the power and i can not challenge her but mama let me know the truth of the matter. I believe you have a son or daughter, please mama do something.

Mama please let me know the truth of the matter, if you are going to help me or not. I still believe in you.

Shallom peace.

Yours sincerely,
Davies Olade.

1 June

Dearest Son,

I am spending the next two weeks in Smegaroon - have you received your money from Lady Agatha Bristol ?

If there is any problem I can access the Holy Bagel Community's account in Smegaroon City and can easily transfer the golden dorks to you.

I assume you you do not have any banking services in your camp but I could send the cash via Western Union or Moneygram.

Remain blessed,

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
The Holy Bagel Community

Date: Sat, 2 Jun 2007
To: Tushie

Mama,
Greetings to you ma. How are you are your family? hope they are all fine, may the peace and grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you.
Mama the only thing i will tell you is that i believe you and i know that you will send me money as you promised.

Mama, i never received anything from Lady Agatha up till now, i was even sick of malaria during the week of which i couldn' t go out but thank God i am well in Jesus name. I don' t know why Lady Agatha refuse to listen to me when i told her that my living is too critical.

Mama , i know that you will send me money as you said. I have the faith because faith cometh by hearing the word. I heard the word and i believe you that you will not forsake me.

You can send the money through money gram as you said.
DAVIES OLADE
OUAGADOUGOU
BURKINA FASO.
I hope on you ma.

May the good God continue to help you in all your way in Jesus name amen.
Thank you ma.
Shallom peace.
Yours sincerely son,
Davies Olade.

2 June 2007

Dearest Son,

As I mentioned in my last letter, I am taking a vacation on the lovely island of Smegaroon which as you may be aware is off the coast of south east Africa.

So rather than send you the money, I will send you an airline ticket to Smegaroon - you can travel from Burkino Faso via Lagos, Nigeria - and after a few days rest and recuperation I will give you an airline ticket to Kenya.

May the bluebird of happiness nest in your bosom now and for evermore,

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
The Holy Bagel Community
www.freewebs.com/tushiem/

Lady Agatha,
Greetings to you. I believe one thing in life that if God be for anybody no matter the difficulties one might encounter in life , God must surely prove Himself when humanbeing fails. I believe that you are right of what you are asking me for but i can not afford to scan anything when my living is 70 percent lower to the amount i will use to scan my ID card to you but you don' t want to listen to me and you don' t want to believe me.

But i will continue to call on my God, the God that never fail even when humanbeing fails God will prove Himself that He is God.

If my help is in your hands do it and if not God will take control because there is no where i can get 2000cfa for me to scan my ID card to you. I beg everyday for me to see something to eat, i beg to do everything, to buy soap to buy common mosquito coil everyday.

Sorry to ask you this question , please where do you think i will get money to scan my ID card to you? when i live a miserable life here. Even the citizens of this country can not afford to eat three times a day. Please have conscience and understand what i am telling you for Christ sake.

I want you to have one thing at back of your mind that whatever you do today God will ask you. If i can not afford to scan my ID card to you and you beacuse of that denie me , know that God will ask you at the end of the day, i want you to believe this . For me to write this message if i did not help the owner of the cybercafe to sweep , i will beg somebody for 30 minutes before i can write message. I believe God will make a way for me.

May God be with you.
Davies.

June 2

My dear Olade,

Thank you for your email.

It is not that I don't believe you, old boy.

But we've been here before with you native chappies and you can understand that we would just want proof before we can continue.

We don't want a repeat of the Bowden Affair, you know.

Send me your ID and we can, as they say, go from there.

Remain Blessed,
A

june 6 update

Date: Sun, 3 Jun 2007
Subject: RE: I believe you mama
To: Tushie

Mama,
Thanks for your plan for me. I will be very happy to meet you in person. I told Lady Agatha this before i got sick last week but she refused, because when i saw the symptoms of malaria , i just concluded with one of my friend here that it is better one find way to east africa our area than living a useless life here and that is why i wrote lady Agatha this last week before i was not able to come out during the week till friday.

Mama , i will be very glad if you can do this for me and that my friend Abass Mohammed because we are all suffering in this place but instead for us to go to nigeria it is better we go to Mali very close to Burkina Faso than Nigeria, i am afraid of the country talkless of going there, there is Kenya Airway in Mali, so we can go to Mali to board.
One lady said her testimony in the church today sunday that armed rober attack them while she was coming on thursday from nigeria in Lagos. So mama please you can help write the ticket to Mali and not lagos.

Even there are many nigerians around here of which the people of Burkina Faso did not like them and i don' t want to go there. I do see them around cafe, so please mama , i prefer to board at mali than lagos. Please you will still send transport to go to mali, i and the guy because we stay together. May God help you mama to do this help.

We are suffering too much is only on sunday's i do feel happy , somebody may give me little thing to eat, only that the church is new, the pastor always pity our condition, sometimes he will give food and it is ok.

Mama , please don' t allow this to be too long because of our condition.
Thank you.
Davies .

Dear Son,

Thank you for your prompt reply - I will send air tickets for you and your friend to Kenya and Smegaroon via Mali. It is OK if you or your friend prefer to stay in Nairobi and not fly on to Smegaroon for a free holiday but wish to return staright away to see your families in Somalia.

Now you must let me have the full name of your friend and I will process the airline tickets. I hope you both have passports.
I will also send you one hundred gold dorks from our Kneidlach Funds for your expenses.

May the Almighty ensure youy receive everything you deserve.

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
The Holy Bagel Community
www.freewebs.com/tushiem/

Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2007

Mama,
May the good God make you happy till the rest of your life in Jesus name. I will be very very glad for this. Infact it is because of your message i came with my friend to see if you have reply. This is what i told Lady Agatha to do for me but she insisted that i should scan my ID card and i told her that there was no money for me to scan it and beside i live 70 percent lower to the amount to scan it, where does she want me to get money for it. Living is too difficult even to buy a mosquito coil we also beg for money and people have known us that we are beggar.
We are eating what will see and not to full our stomach. But Lady Agatha did not want to understand our difficulties here. To scan anything here is money, we are not working and before i can write message today it is the money that my Pastor gave to take something to eat, we reserve to make sure i check my box and write you ma.

My name is Davies Olade and my second is ABASS MOHAMMED. He too is not feeling fine because he has stomarch ulcer.
Please the 100 may not be enough, we will lodge in hotel and buy some one or too clothes. Then transport so please make it convinient for us.
May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you, guide you , protect you , bless you and crown all your efforts in life in Jesus name.

Shallom Peace.

Thanks.
Davies Olade.

5 June 2007

My Dear Son,

The Kreplach Fund limits me to sending only one hundred gold dorks - but this is equivalent to three hundred and fifty US dollars which I assume will be enough for your needs.

However, before I book the tickets and send you the money, please confirm that you and your friends have your passports.

Remain blessed,

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
The Holy Bagel Community

june 17 update

Lady Agatha,
Greetings to you in Jesus name. I just want to ask you that why should you have evil thought against me? You believe that i am scamer or what do you say? but i believe in the word of God according to the book of (3JOHN:11 That says BELOVED, DO NOT IMITATE WHAT IS EVIL , BUT WHAT IS GOOD . HE WHO DOES GOOD IS OF GOD, BUT HE WHO DOES EVIL HAS NOT SEEN GOD) Look i can not because of the problem i have today and think i will engage myself in that rubish, apart for being a christian (born again) the word of God does not permit this according to the book of( Proverb 13: 11 That says , WEALTH GAINED BY DISHONESTY WILL BE DIMINISHED , BUT HE WHO GATHERS BY LABOR WILL INCREASE) . Check the scripture , why you think in your mind that i am part of the rubish, your words makes cry because i don' t know why you hate me. Lady Agatha please have a good thought towards me i beg you in the name of God.

Despite the condition, i don' t think that a good christian should engage himself or herself in that kind of the atrocities, so please i beg you in the name of God you are a sister to me and don' t think of evil towards me instead pray for me.

May God be with you amen.
Davies Olade.

My dear Olade,

Your rather florid email provides plenty of heat but no light.

You may have pulled the wool over Tushie's eyes - but not ours.

We will be watching you.

Date: Wed, 6 Jun 2007
Subject: May God be with you
To: Tushie

Mama,
Greetings to you in Jesus name . Thanks for your letter, may the good God in His infinite power be with you and your house. May the good God grant you and your children generational blessings and lift you up to your expectation in life in Jesus name amen. Mama , there is one thing that always gives joy and that is word of God, despite that people live a sinful life today but God remain God and His words remain ever.

Truly, we live in the world full of lies and fraud as Lady Agatha said in her letter to me, apart for being a christian ( born again) t the chapel i use to worship is against lies , fraud or scam according to the world of Lady Agatha but i believe in the word of God according to the word of God in the book of ( 3JOHN: 11 that says BELOVED, DO NOT IMITATE WHAT IS EVIL, BUT WHAT IS GOOD. HE WHO DOES GOOD IS OF GOD, BUT HE WHO DOES EVIL HAS NOT SEEN GOD ) The thought of Lady Agatha towards me makes me bitter in my heart, i don' t know why. I pray to God to give me power to live a holy life. May be people are tell lies to be reach i don' t know because it is not my work , all i know according to the word of God in the book of ( PROVERB 13:11 says that WEALTH GAINED BY DISHONESTY WILL BE DIMNIISHED, BUT HE WHO GATHERS BY LABOR WILL INCREASE.) Mama , i want you to check your bible and the scriptures by yourself, any good christian will not engage himself in this rubish because God can not lie. I pray to meet you mama so that you can still put me through in life. I wish to go to bible school if God help me, you are a mother to me and i wish to know you more.

Secondly, I saw a letter now the man ask me to tell him how is going to send one hundred dork to me, i met the message this evening plus your messages and Lady Agatha's letter written to you. I will write the person how to send it.

The word of God is making me happy bacause i know that non of His word will go unfulfil, if there are people engage theirselves in any fraud or scam, i believe they are ignorance of the word. When you know the truth, the truth shall set you free. Mama , pls help me tell Lady Agatha to have a good thought for me i beg you. Her words makes me cry in my heart but God said in the book of (JAMES 1:12, BLESSED IS THE MAN WHO ENDURES TEMPTATION; FOR WHEN HE HAS BEEN APPROVED , HE WILL RECEIVE THE CROWN OF LIFE WHICH THE LORD HAS PROMISED TO THOSE WHO LOVE) This is my satnd in life, no matter the case may be God remain God.

Mama , i thank you for your love and passion towards me. May God Almighty continue to help you in all area of your life in Jesus name. God will shower His abundant blessings upon your life in Jesus name. Pls mama write your telephone number to me in your next letter so that if i reach Mali or Kenya we shall call you, i wish to meet you mama.
Shallom peace
Davies Olade.

[Little does he know that he will certainly receive all he deserves from Dr Kucker of the Chavster Bank.]

Dearest Son,

Thank you for your kind e-mail but I must remind you again that I cannot send you the air tickets until you can let me have the number of your passport. This also applies to your friend Mr Mohammed.

Your gold dorks will be sent through Mr Joseph Kucker of the Chavster, Manfred and Newman Merchant Bank International.

Love and Peace,

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
The Holy Bagel Community

Dear Mr Joe,
Thanks for your message. Please send the money through Western Union because i don' t have any account here.

Name: Davies Olade
City OUAGADOUGOU
Country: BURKINA FASO.

Thanks , may the good God be with you and your family amen.
Yours sincerely,
Davies Olade

7 June 2007

Dear Sir,

Mr Joseph Kucker is out of the office until tomorrow [Friday] afternoon.

He will reply to your e-mail as soon as possible.

Yours truly,

Mbalz Es Hairi
Private Secretary to Joseph Kucker

Date: Fri, 8 Jun 2007
Subject: GOLD DORKS
To: davolde@yahoo.co.uk

8 June 2007

Dear Davies,

Mr Kucker has been called to an international bankers meeting in New York and he has asked me to conclude our business with you. Please note my e-mail address: xxxxxx or I may be contacted by telephone on my private line [UK country code then 29589099].

Would you prefer this cash to be sent as US dollars rather than as gold dorks ? The current rate of exchange is 1 dork = US dollars 3.13. There would be a small charge for this change of currency.

Yours sincerely,

Mbalz Es Hairi
West Africa Division
Chavster, Manfred & Newman Merchant Bank Ltd
London, England.

Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2007
From: davolde@yahoo.com
Subject: Fwd: GOLD DORKS
To: Tushie

Mama,
This is the message of the person to me for you to see. Please write the person and tell him or her ma. You said you would spend two weeks in Smegaroon and if i did not receive this money now for me to go to Mali , i may not see you before you will go back. So please write the person.

Thanks.
Davies.

Date: Sat, 9 Jun 2007
Subject: RE: May God be with you
To: Tushie
Mama,
Good day to you ma. How are you? hope all is well with you. May the good God be with you ma.

About the ticket, my passoprt number is AIO52687.

But Abass Mohammed has a Travelling Certificate number 2567 that covers him to travel to Ethiopia because it was issue there and it is valid for him to use it to board back to his place through Ethiopia Airline but i don' t know may be Kenya Airways will allow that but as for Ethiopia Airline , they will carry him and from there he can go to Somalia or stay there.

As for me you write my ticket to Smegaroon where you are now , i want to meet you before you go back to England. If i should go to Somalia first i may not have the opportunity to meet you ma. So please make my ticket up to Smegaroon after i see you finish i can go to Somalia or stay in kenya.

As for the money i have not receive it, although mr Joe Kucker has written a message to me concerning it and another person wrote again Mbalzi Hairi which Mr Joe asked to send the money but he has not send it, please write the person Mbalz Es Hairi [...] I will forward the message to you ma.

Thank you mama, may God help you and place you high up to your expectation in Jesus name amen.
Shallom peace.
Davies Olade.

Dear Davies,

The Dominie of the Holy Bagel Community, Father Lonslo Tossov, has asked me to go on retreat with him for the next week.

However Mbalz Es Hairi will send you the air tickets and the one hundred gold dorks.

Remain blessed,

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
The Holy Bagel Community

Dear Mr Joe Kucker,
Good day to you sir. Mama Tushie told me that you would send me one hundred gold dorks as you said. The money is to be sent to me through Western Union money transfer or Money Gram.

NAME: DAVIES OLADE
CITY: OUAGADOUGOU
COUNTRY: BURKINA FASO.

Your secretary wrote to me over the money but i have not receive it that is why i have to contact you back over it. The name of the person is Mbalz Hairi and i told him or her how to send it but i have to write you to tell you how far about it as Mama Tushie asked me.

Thanks

I await your message.

Yours sincerely,

Davies Olade.

11 June 2007

Dear Mr Olade,

Thank you for your e-mail.

Mr Kucker is out of the office for the next week but all Holy Bagel Community business is currently being handled by Mr Mbalz Es Hairi and Mr Haid de Salaami.

I am sure that they will attend to your enquiry very shortly.

Yours truly,

Cecil Ngoblah
Deputy Manager
West Africa Division
Chavster, Manfred & Newman Merchant Bank International
London, England

11 June 2007

Dear Mr Davies,

Mr Mbalz Es Hairi has been summoned to Smegaroon by Father Tossov of the Holy Bagel Community. Therefore I shall be sending you the air tickets and cash.

Unfortunately I am unable to access Mr Es Hairi's e-mail and you may have already answered his query about whether you prefer US dollars to golden dorks.

Perhaps you would be kind enough to let me know which currency you prefer.

Yours sincerely,

Haid De Salaami
Chief Clerk
West Africa Division
Chavster, Manfred and Newman Merchant Bank Ltd
London, England

Dear Mr Haid De Salaami,
Thanks for your letter. I told Mr Mbalz that he should send the money in dollars so that it will be easy for me here, although i am going to receive the money in cfa. Secondly, i saw Mrs Tushie message also now over the money that i should be expecting the money because we were suppose to go to Mali on Saturday but unfortunately for not receiving the money , we were not. That is why i came to check this because we are not doing anything here, we need to Mali first, there you will write Kenya Airways . But the most important now is to get to Mali and please help send the money so that we can take out leave to Mali. This money was promised last week, so please help do this by sending it through Western Union or Money Gram that was my discussion with Mama Tushie . Send it through this name:

NAME : DAVIES OLADE
CITY: OUAGADOUGOU
COUNTRY: BURKINA FASO.

Please i await your message.

Thanks.

Yours sincerely,
Davies Olade.

12 June 2007

Dear Mr Olade,

I am pleased to inform you that Lady Agatha Bristol of the Holy Bagel Community is visiting the Community's clinics in West Africa and will be in Ougadougou, Burkina Faso on FRIDAY JUNE 15 for three days to attend a conference on the problem of West African Schlemeils.

She has your cash - $329 US from the Community's Bialy Fund golden dorks plus a further US$ 90 from the Community's special hardship fund making a total of US$419 - and two air tickets on Kenya Airways for yourself and your friend.

I believe you have already been in touch with Lady Bristol. So e mail your address to either Lady Bristol or myself and she will give you your cash and air tickets in person.

WIth kindest regards,

Haid De Salaami

Lady Agatha,
Good day to you. What shall i say about you? I was told that you are coming for a conference in Ouagadougou , Burkina Faso. Thank God that you are coming, the point is that Ouagadougou does not have resisdential addresses except areas, so it will be very difficult to locate a house because they don' t number their houses, i don't know of the new areas but the area i am presently. If you really want me to meet you, kindly write where the conference is going to hold, so that i can come there to look for you or the hotel you are going to lodge even though i don' t have money i can take a taxi down to the place and i believe you are going to help for that. This is message i got now written yesterday by Mr Haidi Salaami.

Thanks.

Davies.

June 13

Dear Olade,
Thank you for your email. It is a pleasure to hear from you.

What conference?

And do not think that I am pleased that these modalities are going ahead just because of a few begging emails from you.

Agent Shevchenko is watching your move. And he always shoots straight.

Dear Lady Agatha,

Thanks for your reply. I forwarded the message i received from your people to you and to my surprise you were asking me what conference , i think you should ask this question from the sender.

Secondly, Lady Agatha, i pray for you that God should really forgive you your thought over me.

You always call me a scammer of which only God can judge that side because i asked you to help me out of my condition.

If really you would understand my situation in this place , you will pity but you can not understand it because you thought that i am a scammer. I do starve myself just to makr sure i can write you people at least sometimes 10minutes or more. The little help for me to take something in my stomach but just to make sure that i write you. If you understand french cfa money, if somebody manage to give me 200 or 300 cfa to eat, i can not use it all, of which is just a plate of rice but i will go and drink pap. Only sundays sometimes i get 500cfa if God touches any brother to give me something.

Then where do you want me to see 2000cfa to scan Lady Agatha? Or you think i engage myself in internet business. I don' t think the people that engage themselves are looking for what i am looking for from you. I believe they have women that are practising prostitutions working for them but they praech against it in our chapel.

Now one of your workers said you were coming of which i was even happy so that i will be able to meet you and know how to take our leave from here, you were asking me which conference. Who is telling lie?

What do you want me to do? If i am your blood brother , how are you going to solve my problem when am stranded? The One Hundred Dorks to be sent to me now has made me to be a scammer to you but may God forgive you amen.

Anyway, i don' t blame you, i blame some stupid nigerians around here who thought all they could do in life is to fraud somebody and that is why you think everybody looking for help is a scammer , what i will tell you is that i am not a scammer. You will see the forwarded message.

Thank you.
Davies.

My dear Olade,
I find all this rather pathetic, quite frankly.
However, I can confirm that I shall be in Ougadoodoo for the Conference.
Perhaps we could meet for a cup of tea.

A

THE FLIP-OFF

[Well shucks. Davies Olade learned how to use Google. You'll see.]

Date: Fri, 15 Jun 2007
Subject: Dear Mama
To: Tushie

Dear Mama,
Greetings to you ma. How are you ma? Hope all is well with you? It shall be well with you and your house in Jesus name amen.

Mama, i want to tell you that i have not received anything since then, what baffles me is that the person you said he would send me money , he sent me to Mr Mbalz and Mr Mbalz pass me to another man called Haid Salaami and nothing happened.

I got a letter that Lady Agatha would be coming to Ouagadougou , Burkina Faso for a conference , when i wrote her that i will like to meet her in person that i heard she would be coming to Burkina Faso she said what conference? Automatically she is not coming for a conference, later she wrote me that she would be coming, i asked her the place the conference is going to be hold or the hotel she is going to lodge but no answer .

I just discover that they are playing me because somebody who is coming for a conference and she never knew about the conference 24 hours to the day of conference this is terible.

If they are deceiving me. Can you deceive me mama? I just want to tell you this and you know what to do. If they can not help me for ticket please help with the money so we can take our leave by road.

I beg you for this because i am really tired of pushing me up and down and they turn me to a ball by passing me up and down.

Mama, please i lay everything to unto your hands and see how you can send me the money by yourself. If you can not afford the ticket , please help with the money so we can take road. This is all i have to say now.

I look unto you ma.

Shallom peace. Davies.

Dearest Davies,

Oh dear, I am so sorry that you still have not received all that you so richly deserve.

I have spoken to Lady Agatha Bristol and I assure you that she will soon be with you. Unfortunately her husband, Sir Marmite Luny-Binns, intercepted the message and he forgot that Lady Agatha was going out to West Africa early next week. On his behalf, I apologise for any distress this has caused you.

I have great faith in Dr Haid de Salaami of the Chavster Bank - fear not, all will be well.

Remain blessed,
TUSHIE

Date: Sun, 17 Jun 2007
To: Tushie

Mama,
Thanks for your letter. The only thing which i believe is that if you really want to help me in this situation with your heart mama , if really you want me to leave here either by air or road, then please help me send the money because i am not feeling fine in this place.

Secondly, what am suppose to take something, i can not take it or eat it, i do starve myself just to make sure that i send message to you. If somebody manage to give me 300 or 500 cfa, instead for me to take something good a bit , i will take something like pap, just to have coins to write message. Infact it is a shameful thing that i still beg for many things here, like today being sunday , the little thing some one gave me to eat , what i suppose to take a good meal, i can not because i want to get intouch with you.

Mama whether Lady Agatha is coming, i don' t have any confidence in it, if you can not help me mama just tell me once that you can not do this or the community can not.

What is so hard for somebody you have instructed to do something since 2 weeks now , nothing has happened, i mean you need to understand my problem and situation.

Lady Agatha do against me, saying i am a scammer , but i know non of the scammer is looking for the help of One Hundred Dorks , the money for me to take my leave now become problem. I will beg to buy mosquito coil, beg to eat; beg to buy common soap, i explain this but know way.

Mama, my conclusion is that , if i can not receive anything please tell me once and for all. If God says my help is in your hands do it and if not there is no problem, God will make a way where it seems to be noway. If the people you have instructed to do something and they failed what next.

My second is suffering of stomarch ulcer , no money to buy drugs , even to take a better food. Mama, i just need a word from you.

If you are going to help me send the money or not. Forget about the ticket for the moment, if it is delaying , life first. We need life before anything.

Mama, do something and if there is nothing please kindly tell me. Our living is totally difficult.

Thanks.
May God be with you.

Davies

Date: June 18, 2007

Dearest Son,

Have faith, my boy - Lady Agatha Bristol leaves for Ougadougou tomorrow and she has your money - I believe this amounts to a little over four hundred US dollars.

She is staying at the Sofitel Ouaga Hotel. Naturally she is very busy preparing for the Council of Underdeveloped Nations Trusts' conference on West African Schlemiels. So she has asked me to tell you that you can meet her on Wednesday 20 June at 9.00am at the hotel reception desk. If this is inconvenient, you should contact her by e-mail as soon as possible to fix an alternative time.

Please remember to bring with you some form of identity such as a passport. We would not want your cash to be given to a dishonest person.

May God help you,

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
The Holy Bagel Community

Lady Agatha,
Good day to you.
How are you? hope all is well.
The purpose of my letter to you is that i saw all your hand work concerning my life by painting my name black.

If you can not help somebody, i don' t think you should add to his or her problem but you add to my problem after you fail to help my situation by placing my name as a scammer in your site when i visited Smegaroon site. Davies Olade now become a scammer because of One Hundred Gold Dorks. I told you that a scammer is not looking for help like me.

Now when you do this if am travelling tomorrow back to my country or anywhere else i should be afraid of going.

Do you know the implication of what you have done, i have copied everything and save it. But remember that addes injury upon injury to my life. I don' t have much time to write you now , i will get back to you and whosoever is part of it.

I have much to write but i don' t have enough minutes to write but i promise you.

Infact in you can not help , then you shouldn' t have place my name as scammer because i can go to any length for my name. I know that your Agent Schev is at work as you said before but this will pass his power. I know where to write to and the knid of people i can write to.

Have a nice day.
Davies.

Date: June 19, 2007
Cc: Tushie

My dear Olade,

I am unsure what this is all about.

Have you been drinking?

We are making preparations to come to your little country for an anti-fraud conference.

Perhaps we could meet at some point?

A

[Uh oh! the schlemiel is out of the bag!]

Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2007
Subject: Fwd: FOR WANT OF A DORK
To: Tushie

Mama,
Good day to you ma. How are you ma? Hope all is well. May God be with you.

Mama, i just message to Lady Agatha for her to see that i saw her hand work. And i have to forward the mesage to you ma for you to see. For want a dork to leave back to my country has become a scammer. Mama , i just want you to know that Lady Agatha has offended me and i am after her irrespective of out come. I have been a refugee for sometime now and nobody takes care of me and i do not because of this turn to a bad person to my future but Lady Agatha painted my name black.

Mama, I saw all your note , i believe you wanted to help but now way. Before anything i have to let you know and that is my reason of sending you this message.

Thanks.

Shallom peace.

Davies

[Alors, il google en français. Shallom to you too.]

19 June

My dear 419 Scammer,

Well well - you have finally worked out that we have been wasting your time from day one. Our only regret is that we could not waste more of your time and money.

You are no refugee but a worthless criminal plying his pathetic and tired 419 trade from some sweaty internet café in Festac Town or some other Godforsaken dump.

You do not scare us, you do not worry us. The Foreign Office and our elite associates exist to give you what you deserve.

So congratulations - you've had the treatment from The Special Operations Department.

Now get lost.

A

20 June 2007

Davies,

I do know how difficult life is in Burkina Faso, Nigeria and indeed in all of West Africa. There are not enough jobs and the people in power steal much of the aid that comes in from Europe and America.

Now I could be wrong but I think you are a young man - probably Nigerian as the fraudulent e-mails asking for money began in that country. So let me give you some words of advice:

1. These tired old scams have by and large run their course - only the most foolish of people would send money to West Africa by Western Union or Moneygram. In fact, many Western Union offices specifically warn customers about the Nigerian 419 scams.[*]

2. You can speak English which must help in finding honest employment. I genuinely wish you the very best of luck and if there is any way I can assist you find work, do not hesitate to contact me. In fact, my organisation - Private International Security Systems - will soon be recruiting agents. This job entails finding e-mail criminals and reporting them to the few police officers who can be trusted to prosecute them.

3. Thanks to our Internet tracking programme the Holy Bagel Community [one of the false names of the Private International Security Systems] knows exactly from where you have transmitted your e-mails. Be warned, Davies, that although the local police can be easily bribed, our operatives do not accept dash and if you continue to send out 419 e-mails, you will receive a visit from one of our agents which you will not find a pleasant experience.

Best wishes,

TUSHIE MESHUGANAH
West African Division
Private International Security Systems
P.O.Box 362
Accra
Ghana
www.freewebs.com/tushiem/