Scam o Rama

BEYOND THERAPY

Concluded? november 18 2006

In which we learn that scamming is a disorder listed in the DSM-IV.

[Maria is a scammer. She knows it, I know it, and she knows I know it. Doesn't stop her, though.

I typically send my Scammer Analysis Form to those offers I have no interest in. The responses I get, if any, are usually liberally sprinkled with carnal verbs and estimates as to the number of incestuous sexual encounters I might have experienced. Maria is the first to rise above all that and try to bring me to see reason...]

Maria Rose Muduo - Daughter of Assassinated Rich Cocoa Merchant
Weiner Crumbley - Chicago Bartender (Part-Time) / Foreign Office Gofer (Part-Time) / Scammer Therapist (Full-Time)

Maria Rose Muduo

From: "Miss Maria Rose Mudou" <mariamud13@hotmail.fr>
Reply-To: maria_mu13@yahoo.com
Subject: From Maria, Waiting for ur reply.
Date: Thu, 07 Sep 2006
X-Originating-IP: [196.201.65.197] <-- AVISONET, Abidjan.

(PROJECT/2006/PWM/M.MUDUO-INVESTMENT)

Dear Beloved in christ,

Please permit me to inform you of my situation here in Cote D'Ivoire. I am Maria Rose Muduo. The daughter of late Chief and Mrs. Alaine Muduo JP. My father was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA merchant who based in Accra, Ghana and Abidjan the economic capital of Cote D'Ivoire respectively.

His business associate on one of their business outings poisoned him to death. While my mother died on the 21ST October 1994, my father took me so special because I am the only child.

Before the death of my father on the 29th November 2000 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, He sincerely called me on his bedside and told me that he had a sum of US$10,500,000 (TEN MILLION FIVE HOUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS) kept in a security company here in my country. He also told me that the security company does not know the content of the Trunk Box been deposited in the company. I am the next of kin to the funds.

He explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates that I should be careful, And seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purposes and further my education, I want you to assist me in clearing this fund and transfer it to your country and to also stand as the beneficiary of the fund.

My interested areas of investment are; REAL ESTATE, HOTELS, PETROLUM INDUSTRY & MINING, TRANSPORT or in any good investment you may advise me on.

I am honorably seeking for your assistance in the following ways.

(1) To assist me to clear this fund from the security company and transfer to your country successfully.
(2) To send me your identification so that I will know you.
(3) To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am a student with no business experience.
(4) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my Education

Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort /input after the successful transfer of this fund to your country. Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me, as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14 days, from the day you signify interest to assist me.

Waiting to hear from you soonest.
May God bless you and your family.

Yours Truly,
Maria Rose Muduo

Weiner Crumbley

September 8, 2006

Dear Maria Rose Muduo,

I am in receipt of your scam email and contents are well understood. My name is Weiner Crumbley and I work part-time as a bartender at Mo Bingo's bar here in Chicago. I have recently started a counseling service for the rehabilitation of 419 scammers like yourself and I am here to offer you this opportunity to take part.

I use a proprietary computer program that to date has been quite accurate in it's analysis of the 419er mentality and assessment of potential. I have fed your data into the program and you will find the results below.

Scammer Profile
Posing as:	Maria Rose Muduo
Modality Classification:	Daughter of M.R.C.M. (Murdered Rich Cocoa Merchant, See Category Specifics)
Purported Profession:	Student
Purported 'Value of Transaction':	$10,500,000.00
Real Value of Transaction:	$0.00
Percentage offered:	20%
Is a 'Barrister' Required?:	Probably
Are Modalities 100% Risk-Free?:	Not Stated
Is a 'Security Company' Involved?:	Yes

Category Specifics
Number of Siblings:	0
Was Scammer 'taken so special'?:	Yes
Business Experience?	No
Is Scammer Posing as a Woman? :	Yes

My Subjective Evaluation
Scammer's Writing Ability (1 - 10):	4
Scammer's Apparent Grasp of Reality (1-10):	2

Program Analysis Output
1. Scammer posing as Maria Rose Muduo most likely delusional in thinking that people actually believe his/her assertions of being a Daughter of M.R.C.M. (Murdered Rich Cocoa Merchant)
2. Scammer apparently has too much free time at his/her disposal to spend in internet cafes. Other diversions/hobbies or possible real employment suggested.
3. Based on Scammer Profile and Subjective Evaluation, most suitable profession(s) for scammer would be: Code 0019 - Department Store Mannequin Code 0109 - Goatherd

So there you have it, Maria Rose Muduo, a choice of honorable professions that, based on my input, would be more than suitable for you. My own suggestion would be to go with Code 0019 as this would require less thought on your part.

If you have any questions about any of the above or require further assistance, please feel free to contact me at:
Mo Bingo's bar at 1-(312)xxx-xxxx or my email address which you already have. I look forward to hearing from you again.

Remain blessed,
Weiner Crumbley

Maria Rose Muduo

Thu, 14 Sep 2006

Hello Weiner,

Thank you for your mail; The content is well noted by me. I am here to let you know that I am out for real and not what you are taking me to be. The only way you can found out if what I am telling you is the truth is for you to try and make an arrangement in visiting my country so that you and I can meet and go to the Security Company for verification. I know it will be hard for you to believe me seems you don't know me in person and we have not met before. I also want you to know that Scam is everywhere in the world so don't take everyone to be scam.

I am attaching one of my photo for you to know me and I will be the one to pick you up at the Air Port the day of your arrival to my country.

Thanks ones more for your mail.

Yours Sincerely,
Ms Maria Rose Mudou.

[Maria has attached a photo. Va va va voom!]

Weiner Crumbley

September 15, 2006

Maria,

I can tell you right off the bat that you are the type of girl that I find overwhelmingly attractive. Not only your appearance (you be hot, mama!) but your perseverance. I truly admire that in a woman. You are definitely someone I would like to get to know better.

I could see a possible visit to Cote D'Ivoire in the future but I think before I do so we need to get to know each other a little better. I have to be honest with you, I have strong doubts about there being any $10,500,000. This would be one of those things that is just too good to be true, a beautiful woman with that much money. But I've never been interested in a woman just for her money or lack thereof.

Why don't we take a little time to get to know each other and see what happens.

Hope to hear back from you.
Weiner

Maria Rose Muduo

Fri, 15 Sep 2006

Subject: Our profile and your impression

Hello Weiner,

Thank you very much for your email, the content was well taken note of. However, I must I admit that I admire your eloquent way of writing and I embrace the need for us to know each other better.

Before we go any further, I would like to reiterate the need for us to keep the transaction very confidential until we have completely worked out details concerning the transfer as you can never predict who might be against your success in life.

Also allow me to express my gratitude over your continuous interest to be of a greater assistants towards assisting me realize the transaction. Let me stress that the impression you have about the non existence of the funds is far beyond the reality and our intentions. We contacted you so we could work together with one mind and as one family to achieve our desire of relocating to your country and transferring our inheritance to be invested for our mutual benefits.

I understand your sceptism and the negative notions that may be exercising, most especially the fact that we have not met but I can assure you that our proposal was made out to you in good faith and I am ready to proof this if only you can give us the opportunity of working with you.

As you have requested, bellow are little info about our profile.

I live in Cote d'Ivoire with my Younger brother called George, we hail from Sierra-leone in West Africa. I am 25yrs of age unmarried while my brother is 23; we are both undergraduate, we were in the University studying business administration when our parents died and since then we had ceased attending courses due to family problems and as a result of the sudden death of our parents which affected us immensely. Though, We do intend continuing our education once in your country with your help. My hobbies are watching movies, reading and sports.

Having highlighted the above, I now await your response with some profile about yourself, so we can continue.

Maria

Weiner Crumbley

September 16, 2006

Maria,

It was so good to find your email this morning and it was nice to learn a little more about you.

I have to be honest with you - I am still quite sceptical about the existence of your $10.5 million for several reasons. First of all, why would you pick me to help you? You know nothing about me. How did you even get my email address?

Secondly, you told me in your first email that you were an only child and now you say that you have a younger brother. Had you forgotten you had a younger brother? At 23 he has to be a big kid, difficult not to notice. Which is the truth?

Like I told you before, I find you very attractive in all ways, and I'm here to help you. I just want you to be completely honest with me.

Weiner

Maria Rose Muduo

Mon, 18 Sep 2006

Hello Weiner,

Many thanks for your email but please accept my apologies for the late response, as you know saturdays and sundays are weekends here as a result businesses are shutdown which make it impossible to find an internet cafe to access emails and respond.

First of all, I wish to declare that I am a very sincere and straightforward person and whatever I tell you in my emails are justifiable. However, to proof all that I have been telling you about the existence of the funds, I would be most honoured if you could make arrangement to come to Abidjan so we could meet and you see things yourself; by so doing you would have the opportunity of being in the picture of all the formalities that will be undergone towards releasing and transfering of the funds to your account in Your country.

Let me clarify that I am not the only child of late parents but the only Daughter, we are 2 in number born from the same parents. If such must have been mentioned in my first email consider it as a gramitical error on my part and I sincerely apologise for this gross mistake.

Per the issue of source of your contact, Please be informed that your contact was divulged to me from the Ivorian chamber of commerce and internet industry following my zeal to look for someone to entrust this funds into his or her care for good manegement and also help us relocate to a country condusive enough to continue our education. Although your contact was not the only contact that I was able to secure but above all the 5 contacts that I had, you where the one our hearth went for after much prayers with my brother for God to direct us to a loving, kind and soft minded person who would Voluntarily help us in bringing this transaction to fruition and as GOD may have it you responded, which I may qualify biblically as a divine connection.

Having expressed the above, I request that you let me know your stance towards helping us so we can be focused as to the directions to follow.

Maria

Weiner Crumbley

September 19, 2006

Maria, my love, it was so good to find something from you in my inbox this morning. With every letter I grow more fascinated with you. I just can't tell you how attractive the quality of tenacity in a woman is to me. I find it much more attractive than physical beauty, which, however, you also possess in abundance.

A trip to Abidjan is not outside the realm of possibility but it would be nice if I could see some kind of evidence that this $10.5 million actually exists before I start booking tickets. I mean, that's a big expense to come all the way to Africa, especially if there's no money. You understand that you still haven't shown me anything to really convince me that this isn't just another 419 scam in the making.

Not that it makes a difference. You mentioned that we have a divine connection. Well, I have my own ideas about divinely connecting because it's you that I'm most interested in, not your money. If you confessed tomorrow that, yeah, it was just a scam attempt, there's no money, I'd STILL consider coming to Abidjan, just to see you. Gotta admit, though, twenty percent of $10.5 million would really sweeten the deal.

Do you have any more pictures you can send?

Weiner