SON OF X PRESIDENT

Below is an email I received earlier today. Immediately after the email coming in the guy requested to be added to my Yahoo IM list. Obviously a scammer, so I played along, lol. IM conversation follows email. Enjoy :)

Return-Path: <ztaylor10@yahoo.de>
Date: Mon, 5 Jun 2006

DEAR SIR,

IN A BRIEF INTRODUCTION,

I AM MR.ZACK TAYLOR,THE SON OF X PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA.

I ASCERTAINED YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MY PERSONAL SEARCH ON COMPUTER AND CONTACT YOU TO DO GOOD BUSINESS WITH YOU.YOU ARE FREE TO ASK ME ANY QEUSTION WHICH YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT,THANK YOU.

I HAVE A MULTIMILLON DOLLARS INVESTMENT PROJECT AT HANDS AND YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED TO ACCOMPLISH THIS PROJECT.

THERE IS ROOM FOR NEGOTIATION AS PER YOUR REWARD AND A JOINT BUSINESS INVESTMENT(PARTNERSHIP)CAN BE AGREED ON IF YOU WISH.

CONTACT ME ON THE ABOVE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER FOR MORE INFORMATION AS REGARDS TO THIS TRANSACTION.
PLS.INCLUDE ALSO YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER---- FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

BEST REGARDS,
YOUR TRUELY,

MR.ZACK TAYLOR.



Zack Taylor: hello

Kindly Contributor: Hello my friend, how are you?

Zack Taylor: I'm doing fine nd u?

Kindly Contributor: wonderful, thank you

Zack Taylor: did u recieved my email?

Kindly Contributor: I'm just reading your email!!! You are the son of Charles Taylor???

Zack Taylor: yes

Kindly Contributor: Oh my God! This is such an honor!

Zack Taylor: can u help me
BUZZ!!!

Kindly Contributor: Certainly! One moment please

Zack Taylor: ok

Zack Taylor: hello r u there?

Kindly Contributor: I'm afraid your email did not contain your phone or fax number as stated. I have an urgent business meeting in 5 minutes, but please forward the information to my fax number: 206-600-[REMOVED]

Kindly Contributor: I will respond immediately! I should be back from my meeting within 1 hour

Zack Taylor: i do not have a fax number but this is my phone number:00233246104291 call me as soon as u are back from the meeting

Zack Taylor: thanks and stay blessed

Kindly Contributor: I must leave now... please leave a brief message on my voice mail for a sign of good faith... Just to be cautious you understand. One I receive a voice mail from you I will KNOW you are son of the Great Charles Taylor. Please hurry with message. I must go now but will be in touch shortly!

Zack Taylor: ok

Zack Taylor: give me ur phone number now
BUZZ!!!

Kindly Contributor: Yes, Mr. Taylor- this is Mr. Baters Secretary, Ima Breeder. Mr. Bater's phone number is the same as his fax number: 206-600-[REMOVED]

Zack Taylor: ok

Zack Taylor: i call u now

Kindly Contributor: Very well, Sir.

Kindly Contributor: Mr. Taylor- Mr. Bater has asked me to inquire concerning travel. Could you please advise what country you are presently residing in, Sir?

Kindly Contributor: Hell? Mr. Taylor?

Zack Taylor: i am presently residing in the UNHCR camp in GHANA a country in west Africa

Kindly Contributor: Indeed? And what type of accomodations are you presently living in, Sir?

Zack Taylor: makeshift apartment for refugees
BUZZ!!!

Kindly Contributor: I see. Are you able to travel at present or should Mr. Bater book passage to Ghana?

Zack Taylor: he should book his passage to Ghana

Kindly Contributor: Very well... one moment, Sir

Zack Taylor: ok
BUZZ!!!

Kindly Contributor: Please advise the City in Ghana, Sir?

Zack Taylor: Accra Ghana

Kindly Contributor: Thank you, Sir. One moment.

Zack Taylor: i am waiting

Kindly Contributor: I am attempting to arrange travel for Mr. Bater to Accra, Ghana. I am not able to locate a flight at this time. Please be patient, Sir.

Kindly Contributor: Mr. Taylor, are you familiar with the area surrounding Ring Road East?

Zack Taylor: before mr Bater can travel to Accra we need to take care of the paperworks covering the consignment so let me brief you first

Zack Taylor: no sir

Kindly Contributor: Please continue, Sir

Zack Taylor: First and foremost we need to do a change of ownership in the high court making Mr Bater the beneficiary to the consignment

Zack Taylor: This will require the services of an attorney and i need your cooperation to do it.

Zack Taylor: As soon we do the change of ownership i shall send you a copy before u can fly down.

Kindly Contributor: Certainly. However, Mr. Bater enjoys to travel so I am rather sure he will be more than happy to conduct all business matters within Ghana. Also, he is a bit extravagant at times and will certainly require the company of, shall we say, "young ladies"? during his stay.

Zack Taylor: that is no problem but i need u to send me some money to effect the change of ownership documents in the high court.

Kindly Contributor: Yes, Mr. Bater will certainly provide such funds, of course. He merely needs to get jiggy wit it for a day or so in Accra.

Zack Taylor: thanks for everything but when do u intend to come over to accra?

Kindly Contributor: I am currently working on travel arrangements. Mr. Bater's projected arrival in Accra should be in approximately 4 days.

Zack Taylor: then ask him to send me the sum of $650 now so we can do the document before his arrival

Kindly Contributor: This should not be a problem. Please provide wire transfer information, Sir.

Zack Taylor: Send to camp commandant as i do not have an i.d presently.

Zack Taylor: MR.PAULINUS C MUOMARA

Zack Taylor: Destination Accra Ghana.how soon can u do the transfer?

Kindly Contributor: Let me verify with the Accounting Department and I should be able to complete the transaction within 15 minutes, Sir.

Zack Taylor: then send the transfer infos into my email box and call me to confirm sir,my number again is 00233246104291 Email:ztaylor10@yahoo.de.thanks for the understanding

Kindly Contributor: I am sorry. This is not Mr. Bater. This is his secretary, Ms. Ima Breeder.

Zack Taylor: are u representing him or what let me understand

Kindly Contributor: I am simply advising you on his wishes, Sir.

Zack Taylor: thank u very much for the advise inshort i appreciate everything.

Kindly Contributor: Of course, Sir. May I inquire as to the well being of your father?

Zack Taylor: my father at the moment is fine in health but in custody of the world crime tribunal sitting in sierra leone and we hoping at the end of the day he will be vindicated

Kindly Contributor: We certainly hope as much as well. My Grandfather used to ride in your father's taxi in Massachusettes. He was one righteous motherfucker.

Zack Taylor: good to hear that

Kindly Contributor: Your father's interest in young boys was a bit disturbing, but again he was a wonderful motherfucker.

Zack Taylor: hello

Kindly Contributor: Yes, I am here, Sir.

Zack Taylor: what is the conclusion,are u still ready to assist me as promised cos i am running out of time

Kindly Contributor: Yes, the transfer is being prepared at this moment. There is a slight problem with our internet amalgamator synchronization utility in that it is not authenticating your GPS position as within the camp.

Zack Taylor: what do u mean?

Kindly Contributor: It is a very secure transfer system and it parses your exact location using Global Positioning System. Unfortunately, this GPS is not placing you within the camp. It is placing you within an Internet Cafe in the City of Accra, Ghana.

Kindly Contributor: Our technician, Homer Simpson, is working on verifying that the system is working correctly.

Zack Taylor: yes of course i am out of the camp somewhere in a cafe you are correct but this has nothing to do with our transaction does it?

Kindly Contributor: You are within the Camp at this time, Sir?

Zack Taylor: yes

Kindly Contributor: Only in that the information has to be placed EXACTLY so that the transaction may complete. This should not be a problem. Let me finalize the transfer, Sir.

Zack Taylor: ok thanks

Kindly Contributor: Okay, the transfer has been completed. You will simply need to provide Mr Momara with the name of the second college that your father attended in the United States as a security question and he will be able to pick up the funds.

Zack Taylor: ok fine send me the transfer infos

Kindly Contributor: Okay. The transfer number is: 80437723995. Funds are to be picked up by Mr. Paulinus Moammar Khadafi, City of Accra, Ghana.

Zack Taylor: god punish u

Kindly Contributor: Have fun you dumb motherfucker

Zack Taylor: fuck uuuuuu

Zack Taylor has signed out. (6/5/2006 2:11 PM)

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